Name: Moon King & Agent Orange w/ Yannis Pappas | Ep 177 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Moon King & Agent Orange w/ Yannis Pappas | Ep 177 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-31. Transcript available.

Moon King & Agent Orange w/ Yannis Pappas | Ep 177 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends um oh no introduce our guest
janice papaluno janice papaluno the greek god god yeah yeah it's a benefit that
there's not a lot
of greeks because people always just refer to your ethnicity when there's only
like three greeks
yeah but you're the greek you're the in comedy you're the greek oh that's not
stavros stavros is he's a bigger greek than you he's a bigger he's a better greek
he's
well he's a bigger physically bigger greek bigger career bigger body no dude to
me you're my number
one greek thank you he goes gyros than you you know what goes that's that sizzling
cheese oh yeah that's
which sounds japanese it does hey buddy stop stop stavi yeah can you hear me
hey sweetheart um
you're we're on the podcast right now i just i know you're putting you on blast
a little bit but
there's a greek guy in here who thinks he's the superior greek of comedy janice
papas he's talking
crazy you got anything is he in there yeah yeah yeah are you guys trying to foment
anti-greek that's
what they're doing so division in our ranks because i'm not gonna i need to
hear from his
voice first before i'm gonna trust your your mongrel redhead yeah you're a mongrel
dude you know
you know what kind of pieces are you guys trying to we're trying to stir
something up you know he's not
talking yeah we stand back to back we know better than to fall for the fake irish
and korean menace
all right we love you sorry sorry we're sorry i'm sorry we didn't want to
create a divide all
right apologies i'm actually this is pretty funny you can hear the echo i'm
actually shitting i know
you're shitting i know you're shitting i'll see you tomorrow bye babe i just i
just picture stop
shitting a lot like all day all day all day let me tell you something i did i
did his podcast he he said
he shit before and then right when i got there we had some downtime because
they were trying to get a
green screen right had to shit again yeah before we even rolled yeah he
probably eats three times four
time shits eight times he's so fat now he's a big guy okay relax as you stuff
here's the thing it is very easy to divide greeks by the way well i i assumed i
would throw
something out there and see how it it was uh he really upheld the greek
heritage we were never
unified we never had an empire we were always city states we're always fighting
with each other
yeah you guys were never a uh there was no what there's no semblance of
national of nationalism
there huh no we we fought over boys also and you guys have given away
your whole country like lamb like so much yeah we do you've given away your
whole country to tourism
anyway we have you guys are you guys are sellouts you're huge sellouts huge i
mean the germans
invaded us and now they walk around our beaches with no like yeah a little bit
little mankinis on
little manky why do they wear those uh why is that okay because of the holocaust
i see the direct
correlation you see it right i did the math real quick yeah yeah yeah yeah they're
allowed to do that
because of all the past things that they've done yeah we're gonna watch around
the beaches of greece
with our friends and just show off our little tiny packages yeah they have they
don't they don't have
big ones no they don't no no the germans don't they have big guts bigger dicks
than me can i tell
you something watching you eat that burger gives me unbelievable joy i love it
this is the second time i've
done this shows and both times you were eating burgers yeah yeah the last time
you uh you came
from the airport and you didn't eat and you had it you had a burger oh yeah you
had an in that burger
you asked me before why you eat burgers i said because you have a bad diet and
then i said because
we're in la and you said there was a birth drew but he said the third reason
was because you were rude
i'm not no no no take your time you know it's funny goodness
you and paul breezy right yeah veerzy paul veer whatever yeah every time i go
out you get
talk oh come to our house every time i'm in new york i text you guys i call you
guys no invite
that is there's no truth to that there's gotta be no truth there's 100 are you
calling him a liar
there's no you calling him a liar do you think for one second he follows up and
calls and says and
wants to come up there look at me in the face and say you do yeah i do i
believe him you believe
him you're lying wait i want to do that to me i want to see the lie i want to
see how good you do
it all right look can i have to look on the ground real quick no you can't look
at the ground no you
have to stare at his face don't look away okay wait so did you call you call
all the time and you
say that you want to come up and follow up not you necessarily par se but paul
breezy's
well that's not true either because i go i go paul first of all that's not his
name
second i'm in town yeah i'm gonna come to the woods by the way i'm in jersey
yeah i love that
he says par se he doesn't know it's per se yeah he thinks it's par se it is
what it is it is exactly
you know i'm tired people correcting your english well go back to your country
then and speak your
own language yeah i'm trying to they won't accept me back yeah we don't want
you here yeah you do
i do personally but anyway anyway so you know it's like don't do the invite
then right greek right
right greek hairy bastard peace yes that's right gyro head gyro head but when
you know i when i
came around the corner i saw you i get so excited to see i really do love you
so much i feel like
we're family let's give it up for our guest janice pop is in studio today why
not the young pop the
young pop the young pop me too i feel like we're family i mean it's like do you
really yeah no chance
like if i die honestly let's let's just go there first of all who's gonna go to
who's gonna go to your
funeral who's gonna go to your funeral janice bobby or i i feel more like bobby's
family than you
because i speak more to you and i'm estranged to bobby so that kind of reminds
me of my own brother
right right right yeah he's cold he uh that feels more like he's more formal
what do you mean
i text him he doesn't respond that's so outrageous you're more family than it's
so outrageous he's a
friend yeah i'm a real friend yeah i could choose him okay i'm stuck with you
okay so let me ask you
something yan yan yeah yeah yeah so there's no love here there's i mean you're
closer to andrew than
you are to me there's like here there's love here that feels better yeah which
means is whatever works
for you baby yeah it feels better there's a better chance i'll kill you than
him the people who are in
your family usually the ones who kill you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's
interesting yeah let me
tell you something my friend i don't know if you could did your phone just go
off does someone have
a rotary phone no who honestly whose phone went off yeah dude whose phone wasn't
me it wasn't who's
phone went off right now be real right now there's no consequences get the
paddle out i will never betray
carlos carlos was it your phone no it was me it was me it was me it was me i
could tell you real yeah
uh interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting don't ever do
that again no no no
i think it's worse than that i think i think you need to go outside you're
fired you're fired
i want you to sit in the parking lot for the rest of the episode okay no
honestly go outside
though outside we don't want to see for 10 minutes i want you to think about
what you did yeah it even had
the ring had an accent yeah it did uh it's that barcelona so um you're getting
up here you scumbag
you're in town i'm obviously in town bobby i'm in the room do i yeah dude you're
so combative right
now no i just don't what's going on you're just making conversation whereas he
has real questions
what did he say oh you think i'm doing small talk i think you're doing fake
small talk do big talk right
now yeah do big talk go yeah well what's the um meaning of you know the
universe ask me what am i
what chakra i'm on right now i'm on a high chakra i'm not operating on lower
shock okay i'm not
operating is that good talk or what yeah it's good to me yeah yeah i think it's
good talking i feel like
you i feel like you do operate on a surface you're a very surface level yeah
how often do you get down
there down to the ground down underneath inside inside i've been down there for
too long and now
i found the light i crawled out and guess what it's the white telling me to go
back
in the hole and i refuse to do it first of all i tell that right now we're not
the same kind of white
we're not different but still white yeah oh so you're saying different shades
of white we're different
white and you're a different shade of white too buddy oh you think so you're as
white as me when you
wear yellow it brings out the white i can't even see you it's like it's like
when a news guy on the
green screen doing the weather is wearing a green shirt i can't even see you
right now you know that
new um you know that new teeth oh god when you put purple on it when you have
yellow teeth it turns
white yeah so that's what i'm gonna do with my body yeah when your shirts are
yellow you know purple
well you look more white now when you wear yellow yeah because here's the thing
i don't
understand well how did that become a stereotype that asians are yellow they're
not yellow they're white
no but it's the undertone of their skin is yellow is it yeah look i mean look
at i'm like i'm a red
hue yeah but i see yellow in your skin i know i'm close we're brothers we're
brothers that's
what you're saying yes so then you're a yellow yes thank you i'm from an island
you're from an island
yeah yeah we're all the same we're all connected so you're allowed to say it
yeah on a count of three
god let's just say the g word all right right one two three gargantuan i'm not
saying okay it's a
trap it was yeah but um oh you're right so you know but at the end of the day
too i think that
we're a different species i think we're comedians yeah i think comedians are a
tribe
on in the into themselves absolutely now but if there was just a society of
just comedians what
would happen what do you mean what would get done if everyone got wiped out but
comics what would happen
well we wouldn't have electricity no electricity no running water no no no no
sewage system yeah
there'd be a lot of fucking yeah so a lot of like a lot like over like uh overproduction
of human
beings yeah yeah but nothing logical and then we would have like vons or a
grocery store oh
stavros was just here it's empty right yeah what's some what what's some good
what's some good ones for
whites see that's the thing we never came up with you know when you say cracker
that's
that's that's i love crackers yeah you what kind of crackers even like like
those plain ones that
like the saltine ones yeah but still they're good if you put peanut butter in
it it's delicious yeah
they're only good with something else the point is it's not good alone yeah but
it's very like but
you know what i bet you this like i like crackers in groups like when crapper
crackers are grouped
together yeah like you know at the capital or something then i think they're
viable and they're worth
something oh individual crackers are worth nothing yeah if you take a bunch of
crackers together and
you put them out in a field at night right and they're chanting and they have
torches then i like
then i love it when crackers are better yeah yeah right otherwise right out of
the box one-on-one
they're not that good yeah i like them in groups too yeah groups of crackers
that's what i really like
but like in japanese tournament camps i bet you money if you go you want a
cracker they would love it
just a dry cracker yeah because they didn't have any yeah they would say
anything bingo my point okay
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