Name: Rudy & the Cat Vomit Drama | Ep 180 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy & the Cat Vomit Drama | Ep 180 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-21. Transcript available.

Rudy & the Cat Vomit Drama | Ep 180 | Bad Friends

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and i just wanted to let you know that on august 25th if you're in austin texas
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are these two idiots
a white dude i'm an asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
bad friends
ladies and gentlemen so stupid guess who's back man and she's cockroachy hey
listen let me say
something to you okay when i pay you money when i go out of town okay and you
say you're gonna get
cleaning supplies right and you get no cleaning supplies do i get some of my
money back
i'm gonna buy it tonight you had a whole weekend to do it right because when i
came in there's vomit
all over my house cat vomit all over the house you're lying i swear to god i
went yesterday and
i clean all of it oh oh so in the last 12 hours cat vomit city yeah they had a
cat rave
yeah that's insane i went last night and i cleaned the whole house really yeah
because there's
cat litter all over the house as well what do you mean what do you mean what do
i mean and also
you come in here and you go is this a skateboard and i go to the time machine
it's a skateboard
obviously you lost your mind you gotta need therapy you need to get some rest
too much school for you
is that a skateboard no oh rudy rudy sorry what cleaning supplies were you
supposed to get at the
house um soap soap dish soap soap soap soap soap no no in philippines in philippines
soap soap is one
soap soap that's what do you know what soup soap in cebuano soap soap and cebuano
let me ask you
something you're questioning a white man what soap is soap soap soap soap oh my
god soap soap sorry not
soap soap oh it's bat soup no it's lobster bisque and french onion no right in
one bowl two part one
it's not a food it's like what you it's like an action soap soap oh oh i know
what it is
why it's when you stab somebody with a machete no soap soap soap no yeah one
soap one soap it's an
action soap soap soap soap soap soap soap soap soap oh jumping jacks no that
doesn't sound like it no no
no no uh jump rope it's an action no it's jump rope oh soap soap soap soap i
get it it's not it's not
it's an action bob is it an action oh it's it's fucking you know how you know
how close to it you're
closer i know oh it's going down on someone no it's a thick dick loose vagina
echo yeah there's an echo there it's eating ass because somebody goes oh this
needs soap
what is it that's like no no no no we know we gotta find it on our own we gotta
find it on our own well
she said an action and it's close to sex it's close to sex so in the philippines
soap soap means um
soap soap oh when you suck tits when you suck tits
sucking yeah sucking and sucking i'm close go look you do it you already
guessed it sucking sucking tits
why is it twice i don't know what does it have to be sexual could it be like um
i always use chicken fingers
like if i'm eating chicken fingers are you soap soap you're not sucking chicken
fingers you don't
suck chicken fingers how do you eat chicken fingers you suck the juices from
the bone what yeah first
of all you're talking about chicken wings chicken fingers are boneless you're
getting bone filled
chicken strips yes i requested i go put the bone back in when you get chicken
fingers yeah you want
boning chicken fingers can i say something yeah they don't like it there it is
that girl's soaping yeah
they roll their eyes and i gotta tell you something patreon fans so happy that
you joined yeah you know
let's climb this road together let's get unlimited unfiltered content like this
we're gonna spit on rudy on
three one two three anyway sup sup sup good are you happy to be back here rudy
jewels yeah you better be
what how about you come by the way speaking of returning i texted doc the other
night oh wow well
he texted me actually oh great he saw something on instagram maybe about the
aliens no it's funny it wasn't
alien based but i thought it was no he texted me something that we posted on
the gram or something
bad no no no we gotta be positive with that no no it was good it was good i
promise it was good
but i'll i'll show you exactly what it was uh doc our old friend doc who's busy
busy man he said uh oh
yeah it was a picture of the i'm bobby mom tattoo that went around the internet
you've seen this yeah i've
seen it the guy got it yeah and he loved it and he said i've been i've been
great fam working at amazon
till 2 p.m and this was late at night i think uh-huh and i said you're hustling
hard he said i'll see you
soon fam love you gotta go talk to you and that was it and then i said doc miss
you and he wrote nah fam
he said nah no no he didn't say that but we do miss our little document but why
did you just say that i
mean you made it seem like there was going to be some way to get him back into
the team i just wanted to
tickle you a little bit i wanted to yeah it's like don't get my mouth watering
i'm trying
all right i'm trying because you know what the one i'm gonna do if i see him
what soup soup
i'm gonna soup soup all day long dude i'm happy that you're back rudy you're uh
you're you've
graduated in life how old are you now 21. she's been with the same guy now for
over a year gross
right so she's monogamous but you're not living with him no no no and there's
no chance they're
monogamous these 21 year old kids they're little rabbits they're fucking
everything they talk to are
you sleeping outside the relationship no she's not sleeping oh soap soap soap
soap other guys
how's school going though is it good though the relationship with him is good
yeah what's
his name again joey joey joey yeah this is called joey joey yeah yeah how's joey
good joey's good
he's a pharmacist pharmacy tech okay oh can he get us some pills yeah yeah wait
i'm being serious
kenny because i actually need muscle relaxers i need oxycontin my back is bad
again can we get
fentanyl oxycontin and muscle relaxers i'll ask him i love it that you ask for
real drugs i'm like
can i get advil free how hard is it though if you work at a pharmacy so easy as
a tech easy i don't
think so he hates it why he hates drugs because of the people like customer
service oh well yeah have
you seen the people have you been in line at a cvs late at night i'll leave it's
literally thriller yeah
oh i'm sorry i'm here for my medication their teeth are falling out yeah dude
it's the scare being in
line at a walgreens or cvs late at night waiting for a prescription it it makes
me feel like i'm in
carlos's dreams you know what i mean can i just say something elitist please
you know how sometimes
they say elitist things never it's like i hate it when they qualm over as you
only you see this in a
pharmacy line always yeah about a dollar or two well this coupon and my
insurance two dollars you know you
charge me two extra dollars they sure did yeah yeah yeah but don't you just go
ah it if it's a dollar
yeah well so when would you complain how much money two dollars
be real well i tell you this okay i had a prescription change and this was
insane it went
from it went from like a dollar a pill to 4.85 a pill now when everything adds
up that's a
shitload of money oh i see so that's what it is it's not like the whole thing
is a dollar more it's
it's per pill it's like per medication that's when it gets insane but what i'm
asking you is like if
you're buying a car for instance and the car is like 80 000. i know you would
never that's a little
pricey i know you wouldn't let's say 40 000. 40. okay 40 000. 40 grand right i'm
buying a 40. and
then you you know you um you do it through your accountant you have an
accountant right business
manager a business manager right and then you see later down the road your
receipt right and they
charged you 40 000 685. what was the extra 685. you have no it doesn't say what
is it it just doesn't
say it's like you're my business manager what is it well um mr santino um just
call me andrew i've
known you for 12 years well in this in because uh i embezzled from you so i
have to call you you stole
685. no it's a ghost it's ghost money oh so it doesn't it's an old term you
know in terms of
accountants this is a money term it's a money term it's called ghost money i
get it i'm out of bounds
yeah you're out of bounds and so there's sometimes you know i mean money right
yeah that is invisible
to you right but visible to my bank account you understand i can't see it but
you do i see it
definitely this makes a lot of sense it's no longer there oh so it's yours well
i went to uh
thailand yeah i went to thailand yeah okay so it's some woman's okay but my
point though being
some woman yeah but would you be mad at for that much 85 685 dollars i'd want
to know where it went
and if it was if it was ghost money what would happen i'd have a little bit of
a dispute
i would be upset if you told me 605 you if you told me this and it became
something else yeah
well hold up this well it's tax purposes oh it's for tax yeah there's like tire
tax well i haven't
paid taxes no in the car oh oh when you buy a car you you pay for the rubber
yeah the tire tax
right yeah and there's transmission tax i've never heard of this before it's
new let me google it i'm
gonna google it it's a biden thing hold on yeah yeah yeah yeah look at that
yeah joe biden implements
tire tax and transmission transmission taxes well transmission taxes because
you know what he's all
about i know well let me tell you something about stolen money what i just
watched something on the history
channel here we go about the most corrupt dictator of all time in the philippines
bong bong marcos you know about this piece of shit ferdinand marcos do you know
about ferdinand
marcos i know about the dirt day no do it the dirt is different who's worse
that 30 or boom boom
no marcos marcos dude this guy is worse than the third day for not bong bong no
no ferdinand marcos
ferdinand marcos who's bong bong bong is his son that's his kid all right all
right bong bong is
his son bing bong is his brother is there a soup soup uh is there a soup soup
yeah there's gotta be this
fucking guy this guy was a genius by the way this piece of him and his family
they i mean terrible
people while people in philippines in the 80s were living in abject poverty
this fucking scumbag
literally stole hundreds of millions of dollars they think maybe billions from
the people the
the filipino people that he stole from japanese hidden gold bars in the caves
of the philippines
during the war and this mother who's that lady that's his wife is that boom
boom that's it that
looks like a boom that's bim bim that's bim bim yeah that's bim bim bap uh bep
is in the coffin
it's that's bim bim oh he died that's bop that's no the guy that we're talking
about died yeah he's
dead they're dead yeah they're dead are you upset about it no she's happy oh
they were evil right they
were bad you weren't even around but i watched this whole thing this fucking
genius this evil genius
his brother or uncle was the judge that allowed crews to start digging to hunt
for this missing gold
genius and he was like oh there's all these guys that are digg