Name: Bussin' Boys Bully Bobbo | Ep 181 | Bad Friends
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Bussin' Boys Bully Bobbo | Ep 181 | Bad Friends

Hey everybody, we have a Patreon, and let me say something, okay?
Give it to them.
Nothing changes.
Yeah.
You're going to get the episodes when you get them, like normal.
Just like normal everybody out there.
If you're a Bad Friends fan, a super fan, and you like deep cuts, and you like
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You're going to get lovely things.
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So let me tell you something.
There's two tiers to this.
Both people are going to get great stuff.
You're going to get behind the scenes footage, and if you want, we might sneak
in some tour
footage that we had documented.
Exactly.
Like this.
Both of us being judges is funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Both of us being lawyers.
She should be the only one with one of these.
Okay.
It's the first night out, dude.
There's much more to come.
So, Bob.
Yeah.
Andrew.
Nothing has changed for all of the Bad Friends fans out there, but if you want
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You can go to high school, right?
But you could also be a cool kid.
You could be a cool kid.
Right.
And I want to be a cool kid.
You do.
So if you want to be just a guy going to high school, that's fine.
That's cool, too.
Yeah, that's cool, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I, you know, I got the leather jacket, cigarette.
You do?
Yeah.
And I'm the guy that leaning against the wall going, hey, baby, what's up?
I'm a cool kid.
Why don't you click on it, eh?
Yeah.
Go to patreon.com slash badfriends.
Patreon.com slash badfriends.
I honestly love you guys so much, and I'm being real, and I was, I feel like I
was being
a bully this episode.
What are you talking about?
I was being really mean.
Well, then, do you want to make up for it?
Give him a kiss on the mouth, both of them.
Okay.
Give him a kiss.
If you want to feel good about the boys, give the boys a kiss.
Nobody's going to think you're a bully now, pal.
Get in there for that one.
He enjoyed it.
You see that?
I'm sorry.
Do you feel better now?
Yeah.
My lips were a little bit open, and then when you hit them together, the saliva
closed my
own lips.
I know.
And I was puckered up, too.
Yeah, he didn't puckered up.
And honestly, there could have been a spark.
A little zest, a little zest.
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
Introduce our guest, Bob.
All right.
I'll try, man.
Yeah.
Bustin', man.
You like bustin'?
You like busboys?
I love restaurants.
Bro, you know what?
The waitresses and waiters, they get all the credit.
And the manager.
Servers and servettes.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Right?
But what the people, the dishwashers and the busboys, they didn't get nothing.
Just let me get there.
Dishwasher, busboy?
Let me get there.
And these guys are the bussin' boys.
And let me say something.
We've got right here, dude.
His name is Will.
Will what?
What's his name?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on.
Will Arnett.
It's a city in Southern California here.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Where is, where is.
Fontana.
No, no, no.
Slow down.
South Central Los Angeles.
Compton.
There it is.
What's Inglewood?
Yes, Will Inglewood.
It's Will Inglewood.
There we go.
William Inglewood.
We got Will Inglewood.
Taylor.
And Taylor Hawthorne.
Hawthorne?
No.
Swift.
Just naming cities.
All right.
Taylor is a city?
It's another city in Southern California.
Anyway, we got Taylor.
Well, it's not fair because I've never met him before.
Will Compton and Taylor San Pedro.
Ah, where the bell is.
Ah, I saw, I saw.
Lewin.
Yeah.
Lewin.
What are your last names?
I'm sorry.
Lewin.
Compton.
Hey, fuck it, man.
Hey, dude.
Sorry.
Slow down today.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's good.
The Hawaiian shirt is good.
I'll go back.
We were colorful.
You guys look like we usually look.
And then we were trying to look like busting for the boys.
Well, we had special guests.
We're like, let's be festive about it.
We got excited.
You guys look great.
You look great.
So we heard that we couldn't coordinate this with you guys because you guys
were at camp.
Did you guys, did you boys go to camp?
We went to some summer camp.
What happened at camp?
You know, hung out with some boys.
What else do you do at camp, dude?
Oh, got it.
Hang out with a couple of boys.
Relax.
Did a little podcast with, uh...
Just, you know, grab everybody.
Hey, how you feeling?
Are you healthy?
Are you healthy out there?
Size them up a little bit.
Yeah.
They were at camp.
Do you know where they were?
What?
They were at Yosemite.
Yeah, right.
Big Bear?
Big Bear.
Mammoth.
They were at Mammoth.
Mammoth.
Yeah.
What were you doing out there, dude?
Our parents were away, and so we went there for a three-night stay, and we just
finished.
We're back in town, baby.
When mom and dad are away, we're happy to be here.
The Boston boys will play.
Yeah.
You guys were at the Chargers camp today?
Chargers yesterday, Raiders today.
Yeah.
Raiders, dog.
They're in, but they're in Los Angeles.
They're in fucking Vegas, dog.
That's really good.
Is that good?
That's fucking really good.
Fucking Raiders, dog.
What about me, dog?
I fucking need some chicharrones.
Chicharrones, amigo.
What about me, dog?
That's solid.
It's me, little homie.
So wait a minute.
What?
The Raiders are out here for camp?
Yeah, the Raiders are practicing against the Chargers.
Why don't they do it?
Oh, right, right, right.
No.
No, the Raiders are practicing against the Rams.
Yep.
And we were at the Chargers.
They did their thing.
We went to see the Raiders.
They were going against the Saints.
Beautiful mind right now.
Nothing's adding up.
Anyway, they were at football camp.
You don't watch football?
You don't know a big football guy?
He's a football guy.
He's a big football guy.
You're not as much a football guy.
Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
He actually is a football guy.
I'm a T.O., dude.
Football.
On a global scale.
Bobby, what's your fucking deal?
Do you have a sport?
I have many deals.
What's your genre of life?
What are you into?
It's me, little homie.
You know all the little homies.
We're based off of him.
No, what's up?
What do you mean?
What are you into, buddy?
I'm a sports guy, dude.
I'm a jock, dude.
So, you know, I'm into like fucking, I'm into like soccer and stuff.
Stop looking at them.
Look at that.
Are you a soccer favorite sport?
I'll tell you that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's up, Will?
Hold on.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you something about myself, dude.
Wow.
I know Rom Gronkowski.
Rob Gronkowski.
Yeah.
No, he thinks his name is Rom Gronkowski.
Rom Gronkowski.
I know Serena and Jesus Williams.
I know, but I watch soccer.
Slow down.
It's okay.
Listen, when I have alpha.
You're doing it again.
I know.
When there's alpha mills in the room, dude.
Dude, when there's alpha, I feel like I'm trapped.
I feel like a trapped animal, dude.
When you growl, dude, he gets so nervous.
I'm a predator.
Yeah, you guys are going to predator me.
You're okay, buddy.
All right.
So, anyway, I'm surviving, dude.
Fight and fight.
Do you want to go?
Yeah, I want to ask a genuine question.
Go ahead, dude.
Were you fired up when Messi came over to Miami?
Oh, no.
To the MLS.
Well, I mean, you know, I wasn't a Barcelona fan.
I wasn't a PSG fan because those are the teams.
And I'm not an Argentina fan, but I think he's a great player.
But, no, so I was a not.
Now, if you were going to say that, like, because I'm an Arsenal FC fan,
if you said that Bukayo Saka was going to LA Galaxy, I'd be excited.
Yeah, but you don't like the MLS.
Yeah, but if one of my Arsenal dudes came to America, then I'd be a fan.
Yeah, but what would you do?
You wouldn't go to a game.
I sure would.
He might.
They'd probably make him a jersey.
First of all, dude, Arsenal was here and played here.
He didn't even go to that game.
His favorite team was here.
Because I don't know why.
From London.
Can I tell you why?
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Gentlemen.
Because you said you gave me a ticket.
I did get you a ticket.
No, you didn't.
But I gave it to someone else.
That's tough.
I did, dude.
You're a fucker.
You made it.
I'm going to get box seats.
We did.
Yeah, it was great.
You're a red carpet the whole day.
I loved it.
I got nothing.
You never called me nothing.
Well, I would just be.
Somebody more important came along.
Who was it?
Yeah, who was it?
Ken Jeong.
Okay.
That was funny, Will?
I'm an easy crowd.
I'm an easy crowd.
He's a hardcore soccer football fan.
I am a football fan.
But I wouldn't say that's my.
That's not your bag.
No, no, it is.
I just think that's not my number one.
I'm a baseball basketball guy.
Really?
I can get behind basketball, but baseball.
Love baseball.
You got to put steroids back in it.
Baseball.
You got to fucking.
Baseball is the greatest.
Nut cancer.
No question.
Live sport to go to.
That you don't have to be at.
It's the best.
The best live sport you can go to to not be at.
The best live sport you can go to and you don't have to be at.
You can just exist.
You catch a couple innings.
You go get drunk.
You can mill about.
You don't need to physically zoom in.
You can just kind of go as you please.
You don't need to pay attention the whole time.
It's so fucking long.
You just take your time.
At a football game, at a basketball.
I have to watch everything all the time.
It's because baseball is not as fun of a sport.
No, no.
You're looking at it wrong.
It's more goofball-ness going on.
You just go do other shit.
It's more of a thing that's happening while you're there.
I feel like if that was the intention of other baseball games, they would put
some sort of amusement park.
That sucks.
They do.
At the park.
They do.
What do they do?
There's a pool.
Dodgers games.
There's a pool in Arizona.
Dodgers games.
There's stabbings out in center field all the time.
You can get to a knife fight in the middle of a Dodgers game.
Nothing like a little read and react.
By the way, why in football, you take breaks, bro?
Yeah.
Keep it going.
Yeah, just keep it going the whole time.
They stop a commercial.
And then they're huddling.
What are you talking about?
Just fucking what to do next, brother.
Oh, yeah, brother?
That's what we're fucking into.
Yeah, yeah.
Formations.
Formations.
Right.
Keep going, dude.
What's going to happen next?
Soccer, they just jog around the whole time.
Oh, boy.
They jog around?
They just jog around the whole time.
Okay.
They jog around.
Oh, the ball.
The ball's in my ear.
Let's try to kick it.
I tell that to Christian.
I don't know.
Yeah, tell it to him.
I mean, I would if he was here.
How many calories does a soccer player burn in the course of a game on average?
More than fucking footballers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No.
I'll tell you that right now.
Get your prackey in the fall, brother.
Average person burns 500, 700 calories per hour in a recreational soccer game.
750, 950 calories per hour in a competitive one.
So it's how long is the game?
90 minutes.
90 minutes.
Yeah, but it's always overage.
So let's just say it's...
Yeah, say 93 minutes.
No, it's more than that.
Is it?
What's the other one?
The average soccer game is like over 100 minutes.
A game of catch.
175 is more?
This is football.
That's soccer.
What's more, soccer or football?
So soccer is, huh?
No.
Yeah, there we go.
Football.
Who's jogging now?
Nothing like two podcasts coming together.
A high end of...
This is outstanding, brother.
Isn't that a ceiling of 775?
You know what, guys?
We're being too competitive.
This is your kind of show.
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it because you came in with the alpha.
He got nervous.
I got nervous.
Bobby, I literally...
I want to reset.
I want to reset.
Bobby, I literally walked in.
I shook your hand.
You go...
This is your words.
You go, oh my God, what is that?
In my eyes.
And I shook your hand.
And I literally said, been a big fan my whole life.
And that is true.
I know.
When you two went on the bus, I was literally like, fuck them.
Yeah, where were you?
I h