Name: A Bone To Pick With Bobby's Mom | Ep 185 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Bone To Pick With Bobby's Mom | Ep 185 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-25. Transcript available.

A Bone To Pick With Bobby's Mom | Ep 185 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends let me let me let me try to break
down your bones
i would love to break your bones let me say this are you mad at bobby or you're
you you're holding
a little grudge because you wanted her to come to your house because you have a
crush on this girl
bobby did it out of spite do you have a crush on this girl no i just had to get
the numbers
up at the party i love angie you're just a friend with her love great gal yeah
she's a good comic
good calm good friends all this stuff aside you have a crush on her and you're
mad that she she went to
dinner with bobby yeah he's got a crush okay so this is what it is it's my turn
to bone it is your turn
to bone bone baby how do you have a party and not invite your bosses wow very
very
very interesting did invite you you're done talking right now your bone is over
you already
picked your bone buddy bones picked bones picked kiddo go ahead bob i already
said it do it do it again
i did the hand thing and everything oh i like the hand right right what i'm
saying is is that
angie goes oh yeah i'm going to go to mccone's party do you want to go and i go
keep the hands up
there's no way there's no way that the kid that i brought into my family yeah
yeah had a party yeah
party at his house he didn't even invite his bosses interesting move
interesting move it's beyond
interesting it's deception it's shadow play it's evil it's dark it's voodoo it's
it's cambodian back in
the 60s though back you know it is cambodian the 60s when you pull pot was
doing it it's dark yes i
agree no no no no no you don't get to speak also how was the party don't speak
and also can i say
something i would have gone oh yeah i would have gone wouldn't you have gone i
love to get invited to
parties because him and i went to the party store we had party we got the
little cone top already had
and i got that yeah yeah we got all of it we're just waiting for the call bud
but this is interesting
he doesn't invite us how by the way how do you throw a party in a tent off the
off santa monica
boulevard how do you throw a party in the tent you well you it's you have to
bring your own
tent you have to bring your own stuff yeah you bring your own beer and stuff b-y-o-t
yeah bring your own
tent and i'll say this i just realized bobby this is why we're best friends i i
was angry at mccone
other stuff now i'm angry because he didn't invite his bosses to his house
party he didn't
think about us didn't consider us carlos did you get an invite oh yeah are you
being real yeah i got
an invite now i have to teach you a lesson yeah you do i have to teach you a
lesson yeah you do what
i'm gonna do what we're gonna do log in we're gonna have a bad friends party a
huge rager a huge party
and i promise you bud you're not invited and if i should see you there your
bones are gonna be
broken he's gonna break your bone bone to pick bone broken bro i didn't go to
the party
though i i know you and that's why because it was out of respect for us and out
of loyalty
and you're a comrade pete did you go to the party i did not yes thank you you're
invited pete he was
he was invited yep everybody but us interesting move interesting move the good
news is bone's been
picked yeah the bad news is mccone's gonna get docked pay for the next three
months yeah that's fine
you're not gonna be laughing bud you're not gonna be laughing you think that
this is all jokes you think this is
a game fun and play no it's not this is a this is a real deal because when the
war begins
there will be an apocalypse there will be blood right and there will be an
alien invasion
or there will be a zombie thing or something you're not going to come into the
compound nope
you're going to be out there and you know you're going to be you know what you're
going to be dude
you're going to be one of those zombies that were going to cut your legs and
arms off
oh i love that right and and you're going to be strapped your neck right to a
little room
and guess what's going to happen to you dude we're going to let the dogs get
you yep but not
sexually dude i mean yes sexually i mean what i don't know what i think
sexually is right i think
we're gonna let the dogs get it uh speaking of what what p what that's the one
carlos what was that
facebook about i just i just imagine dogs penetrating but he's a zombie it
doesn't matter
oh that's right yeah that's true no but here's the deal
maybe cut that part no no no leave that in it doesn't make any sense no i want
yeah i i realize
sometimes they say things hey guys listen i'm a professional uh podcaster you're
trying but
but sometimes i say things and and they don't make sense here's the deal i want
macon to be sexually
assaulted by dogs thank you it does make sense when you say it yes of course
and the whole time
while he's trapped in the room being assaulted by german shepherds yeah we're
gonna play who let the
dogs out on loop who let the dogs out who and he has to do that part he has to
go who who who while
they assault you yeah and that's your punishment that's your and you won't be
laughing pal i hope
the party was a busted to get break broken up by the cops no apparently there
wasn't a lot of people
there i heard yeah well it was you know why six people because your bosses
weren't invited right six
we had about 20 on the roof at one point oh oh 20 on the roof well there is no
there's otherwise
they're in his bedroom what is the studio 54 it's well it's a studio apartment
that's about 54 square
feet it was like woodstock huh woodstock 23 20 people what the this is going to
be macon by the
way show him a clip of this woman there's a woman i found on on tick tock you
have to see this woman
no arms no legs this one this how badass this woman is her tick tock handle i
saw is called no
limbs which is dope that she's just got she's going right into the fire you
know what the craziest
part is she's trans look at that guy just kick that's her husband just kicks
her to the ground
that's her husband that's her husband kicks her to the ground wow they do this
stuff all
the time he throws her in the pool yeah oh does he really yeah here's the wildest
bob yeah she's
trans she was born with no arms no legs no arms no legs be real she is there's
no one look at the top
it says trans look at the very top look trans right there right there look at
she has the trans
flag right in her profile oh yeah he talks about it the whole time she's born
no arms no legs and
she cut off the one thing god did give her though that's she's dope though i
like i've been watching
her stuff i showed this clip to my wife yeah and i said look at how quickly she
does makeup she has no
arms and no legs get ready a little bit faster when we go out please no arms no
legs yeah yeah reach
out see if she'll come on the show i mean if she she look at she's hilarious
yeah yeah she's got it
her tick tock is so funny dude i love watching when she listens like aerosmith
walk this way did she
in her mind go roll this way roll this way what if we make her a playlist when
she comes of all
songs like they're like walking in la walking in la nobody walks in carlos is
she your kind of that's
your kind of lady though you did say she's hot you think you this is what you're
kind of into with
makeup she's not bad looking at all i i feel like she has a great personality
and since what do you
mean with makeup without makeup you say no look at you you think you're brad pitt
came out wrong i'm
my bad my bad i think jesus i think she has a great personality and i'd be
lucky to be with this trans
god bless and you're right you would i see you got some new ice on your neck by
the way oh yeah good
luck are you gonna move to texas no i just wrap it okay yeah i just wrap it i
know but if that was your
wife or you know and you're on the titanic you know quickly you could throw her
in the boat you'd
throw her right in the boat no one would even see it you know baby i'll save
you i mean it's just one
of those things it's like this is just a whole thing go ahead i mean let me go
ahead i mean
look they're having a nice down and then you would have to like you know what i
mean put her i don't
know what you do you carry no i would use her as a buoy is she like the door
that jack floats on at
the end of the day yeah yeah that's insane insane anyway is that her too yeah
she's the
shit oh she oh oh you're right she's trans she said she was yeah you're right i
told you this is
great let's go back to oh so she was born that way she was born with no no arms
and no legs her
she could have got a nom yeah she went to nom yeah no she did i'm just saying
no she did that's a storm
yeah she went to she dude she's like 20 something years old you mean she could
have gone into like
maybe afghanistan you know those like bomb specialists when they put the suit
oh like
hurt locker hurt locker hurt locker major kudos to this woman for going into
the fire of the
internet and going no limbs is her profile and making jokes and then letting
her husband
they do a game with pillows there's a funny thing where they can't guess a word
they hit each other
with a pillow she uses her mouth to whip the pillow he cracks her as hard as he
can with a pillow
she goes flying into the fireplace yeah that would i do i would do that too you
would yeah you don't
hold back okay let's just you know let's move on well yeah what else is there
to say
i'm impressed i think it's what else is there to say i'm impressed i'm
impressed too
she's the captain of her kickball team
stop
yeah how amazing is this no limbs and she can swim how embarrassed would you be
if you couldn't swim
she has no limbs and she can still swim that's amazing whoa whoa that's awesome
yeah pete can i
be honest with you though go on that's what this show is for when he's at a
public pool like that
when she's at a public she right no disrespect no disrespect there should be a
sign just they should
put a sign down going i'm here just say limbless limbless person here imagine
no because imagine a
kid he does he a kid doesn't know that she's there what if she was a lifeguard
oh dude qualified what
if it said if it said what if there was a sign that said yeah she can swim what
if it said lifeless
a limbless lifeguard on duty yeah llod yeah limbless lifeguard on duty that's
what you know what can i
say something if she saved you from drowning oh oh beautiful she couldn't do
chest compressions for
cpr but she could blow into your mouth she'd headbutt your chest well if i'm on
the bottom okay i'm
drowning i'm on the bottom of the pool yeah she you know i mean she does a i
guess a eel yeah well no
eel stroke no what's the one what's the one what's this the butterfly or not
yeah no it's breast
they can't she can't do butterfly i can't do any of it well no what's about
doing well what's the
butterfly without wings what a caterpillar she does the caterpillar oh she's a
caterpillar okay
good caterpillar she doesn't want to get the one although you know those they
have underwater snakes
a sea snake a sneeze snake a sneeze snake yeah yeah right so she would go down
to the bottom
and grab you by your hair she can bite she she can bite i know she has her
teeth no no i'm saying she's
biting she was biting stuff to get stuff done before so she must use her teeth
for almost everything
i love it i love it too but i don't you know what's great about it is that she
she's able to
make a living off of it probably look at how many followers she has probably
she's probably killing
it i think it's four million holy moly how many is that that's money in her
pocket 4.2 million
that's incredible i love that me too fuck yeah um could i ask you a question
please
does when she when she goes to heaven is she just uh like yeah i don't know i
mean does she have wings
no does she get them back like does god go here you go i forgot to add these
yo