Name: Poo Man On The Wall | Ep 193 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Poo Man On The Wall | Ep 193 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-20. Transcript available.

Poo Man On The Wall | Ep 193 | Bad Friends

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holidays you can i pour you some uh 35 water wait is this real though yeah look
it's never been opened
are you sure yeah look i told them we had to get you a real one this is the
real water look the seal is
there yeah but they i thought no they did the seal oh i see i see give me your
cup please so i can
thank you thank you so much thank you 38 bottle uh bottle of water this is what
i deserve how do you
feel my little prince me yeah i'm grateful to see you guys grateful to see you
yeah i've had three
days of family family day yeah i went to disneyland how was disneyland dude disneyland's
in the best
huh yeah when you have the the yeah clearance that you got i didn't get a
clearance but let me say
something i'll give you the my my um um the one with the what's the one with
the lady the cat
the crazy cat she went in the hole alice in wonderland yes that i did that i
did the green man
i the green man the hulk no no the green kid peter pan peter pan you knew what
i'm saying
so those two what did they have in korea was it all different in korea yeah
yeah yeah yeah um
they had china pan china pan yeah yeah and china pan was all in yellow and he
had a rickshaw in the
sky and it was beautiful what are we doing so anyway i went to disneyland what
is it nine things
you didn't know about disneyland star treatment what does that mean well you
got star treatment
at disneyland i didn't get started jump the line no i i got a chaperone
somebody held your hand as
you walked around the didn't well no i just go hey can we go on the green man
she was peter pan i go yeah
and she go i go how much the way she does no way you go to the front of the
line we yeah and there's
you know it's so there's mexican you know what is that in the wheelchairs they're
in line for nine
hours yeah hey bro me why you get the good run bro you know what i mean and i'm
always like
chaperone yeah yeah you know teaching but my point is and then um so you walked
by paralyzed kids
waiting for their dream i don't know if they were paralyzed but they were they're
all paralyzed at
disneyland and here's what else do you get um do you get a free a nice dinner
do you get a nice food
well you can get reservations i didn't want to do any of that didn't want to
eat there huh no well in
in the star wars land they had this like a thing where it was like a um a pita
thing with um you know
um stuff that they get on tatooine some sort of vegetable they get shipped
straight from tatooine
wow and it was pork meat oh yeah you know porks yeah pretty chewbacca loves
them and then what else
so i did star wars i did the manalians vulcan but you know what i did the
incredible roller you sound
like when an eight-year-old goes to disneyland and then and then we did the
green man and then we did
and we got pork and then and then what else did we and then oh you know we
guardians of the galaxy
whoa that was fun too but the incredible we did the incredible coaster twice
it's pretty fun so it sounds like you had a good time uh so you went to both
parks yeah you went to
both parks i guess so you went to great adventure what's it called great
adventure california california
and i go i and then after at five we lost her at five and she goes um well we
can do a couple more
i go no we're fine what do you mean you lost her at five the guide was done no
because you yeah you
you pay for a certain chunk right and i was just like it's so expensive i was
like no we're good
how much is it i can't say it on the air go ahead and do it well you guess
people could google it i'm
sure yeah you guess uh is it per person or just for the for the time i don't
know i mean i just go
what is an hourly and what do you think what was an hourly an hour yeah the
private guide and skip
the line yeah a thousand an hour yeah i don't know no i don't know i don't know
way less oh 500
100 right between what 250 an hour it was 700 something an hour right between
well you have to
do it eight hours what do you know how you fucking just did that no you said a
thousand i go no you
said 500 go in between so in between 500 and a thousand you said way less way
less than a thousand
not way less 750 is not way less than a thousand that's not much i just don't
want the people listen
i think that i have a lot of money 750 an hour that's fucking wild cool did you
ever get to do
that with him no no would you ever want to yeah yeah you would you want the
privilege you want to do
it right would you want to go in the green men into the green man i just don't
know how anyone because
they're two hour lines yeah people well people spend their whole yeah they
spend and they play these
like because a lot of mexicans they play hey bro let's do mexican let's see on
a you give me a
mexican name in a right so they go okay um alejandra or whatever you know i
mean and then they play
these games i don't know what kind of games they play well that sounds like it
yeah armando but it
was fun and then then where else did i go so then we went to then um um
universal too oh my god yeah
the next day jesus yeah it's pretty good so you're exhausted i'm i'm gone
you're not even here i'm a dead man is he more hollywood than you now i'm not
more hollywood than
go ahead no chance andrew can i clean your new house no no because we need
someone that can that's
profession also also yeah but i don't want to get robbed and know it's an
inside job from her
bunch of filipinos that's so offensive because she is better than anyone else
you could get
but i know what she does at your house and i don't want her to come over after
doing like an
hour poop scrub and then have to come clean my house she would probably pick a
different day
yeah okay okay but she does a great job i want you to wear a hazmat suit i don't
have a house but if i
do get another one i would you have a nice house and i was there for your
little vacation um party you
had the other day thanks man and it was fancy people there producers no really
the big movie that
i did with let me just say this and i want to get in a fight with you because i'm
in a mood it seems
like you're begging for a fight all day just trying to start i'm poking yeah
because i just haven't
seen people in three days so i'm just saying well don't take it out on me i won't
take it out on
these fuckheads let me just get this out yeah and then can you get mad about
this whole thing that's
going on over there oh what's going on here then well you know i you know what
happened with carlos
why don't you talk about that carlos called me crying on friday i mean he was
really upset all
right tell the fans we should be honest if we're gonna be honest about
everything tell the fans okay
let's be honest about all of it all right then he's in fucking he's carlos
moved back to texas and
he's no longer on the show good well he deserves it really yeah yeah he pissed
me off he upset bobby
pretty bad he pissed me off bobby had texted me about 30 times and four calls
and i finally picked
up i was outside and i got my phone and i was like what's going on and what did
you say okay he's
gonna get fired he's irresponsible you said he has to be fired he has to be
fired now because but i
don't feel the same way now oh so well we fired him so i feel different i can
call him you want him
back i can call him can i get him back well hold on yeah in lieu of this we had
a little bit of a
replacement here yeah but once i saw the replacement i was like no i want to
you want carlos back back
yeah but macone's put in some effort to be your carlos will you get tell him i
had to go full carlos
for you bobby are you ready yeah look at this
i did that for you okay my beautiful hair for people that can't see the show
macone has shaved his head here's the deal carlos and man is it i want to say
this okay look at the
show play the video play the video his buddy came over to his house an hour ago
okay and shaved his
head in his living room and this is all based on the fact that i said last week
i said you really
want to be carlos and you said can i please be at the board please and i said
do you really want
to be carlos i said well then you ought to shave your head like carlos and be
bald like him and dude
commitment he committed let's give it up for the commitment that's a good
commitment that is huge
i'm going to double down on it what do you what you want him to go to a glory
hole no no no no
and i'm we're gonna do i'm really gonna do this i'm in the mood okay be in the
mood i really
respect that and that's a game dude and that's clutch and i love it right but
here's a deal yeah
deal we're cutting that part out so you did that for no reason
so we're gonna cut that whole thing put the hat back on put the hat back on put
the hat back on
put the hat back on right leave it off no no you put the hat back on right you're
gonna keep that
on there right we're gonna cut the shave thing up so you did that for no reason
and i think and
that's that's suffice so mean it's even funnier though i had a feeling no no no
don't do don't
test why it looks fucking funny don't test me do not do not test me right now
we're gonna keep it
in that's insane why would you just keep it up for now no it's so funny leave
his hat all right it
looks great look at how good he looks well you're not my carlos then bend down
what happened to carlos
yeah what did happen to carlos um
i don't want to get into my personal life okay but if you if i may i may you
don't have to why don't
you call carlos but let me say this okay he had to do one job he was supposed
to pick somebody up
from the airport he was supposed to arrange a car right so for a week every day
i'm just like dude so
you got it he said i'm on it it's already booked right and i go okay every day
dude you got it yeah
dude the name birthday everything he's gonna be there right the 11 o'clock
happens i wake up
this person calls um yeah um there's nobody here so i go what the fuck and i
call the company
and they go the person that booked it canceled it two minutes ago carlos yeah
should we get him on the phone you want me to call him and and i went ape shit
yeah you did try to
burn down the whole world yeah let's get i'll ge