Name: You're A Good Boy, Bobby Lee! | Ep 196 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You're A Good Boy, Bobby Lee! | Ep 196 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-11. Transcript available.

You're A Good Boy, Bobby Lee! | Ep 196 | Bad Friends

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dude the og is back go to badfriends uh merch.com badfriendsmerch.com you two
are bad friends who
are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting oh you
two are something
we're bad friends um first of all i have to say some great things have happened
in the last week
and what i want to say is um what's happened congress is back back in session
they've been
in session yeah what it's great when they are never it's great when they are
because i want them to
keep going why are you doing political no i'm just telling you the good things
are happening this last
week what's good about that who cares i couldn't think of something good so i
just said that yeah
the lizard people were back yeah yeah the lizard people are back licking each
other is over
what strike dude weren't we in one the actor's strike yeah it's over it's over
man i've been out
there every day i know dude you're by yourself and i i should have said
something i drove by you the
other day you're by yourself i've been sitting out there at paramount it's so
sad what is your sign say
what i mooned like four executives today yeah what does my sign say bring back
two and a half men
it also says red lives matter i don't know what that means i said red life
matters oh red life
matters i was attacked by a security guard outside of warner brothers anyway it
was racially charged
yeah there's no doubt in my mind what else is going on um this last week what
um this week was huge
i just got what i just got back from vegas yeah you did right vegas was and you
dude can i just say this
that video you had with bert and at that party sucking on his titties was it
the best party sucking
on your titties like you wanted me quality yeah peaches dude i love her and
also you know it's
that party i'll never be invited to this is the my favorite i love it this is
my favorite i want to
be a part of this i'm going to tim dylan's party sunday are you gonna go yeah i'm
going let's go
i'm going i'm what else happened well hold on i need to a lot of butterflies
hatched this week
where from cocoons i need to like a hollywood thing like i need to call someone
oh i need to call
someone i know i have people i can call too then it's not a competition yeah i
have cool people i can
call no yeah i want to call somebody cool too i have someone cool too yeah yeah
it just made me mad
because what you just said was such a like yeah who said that who are you
calling i was calling leanne
kreischer because i literally said i literally said at the party i go i go bobby
would love this this
was so fun and then and uh she goes um she goes yeah he got all upset about the
bert you know the
they offered you to go on the tour or something like that and you're like
saying you never get
invited if you get invited stuff all the time you just say no yeah but no means
yes in my not to people
in the business no means no no no no means yes for me dude no is no hey yeah
yeah no never in this
what no means no no yeah but i'm just saying me personally no means yes ah
anyway and no no
forget it forget it forget it forget it forget it forget it forget it forget it
but how cute
though i did mention leanne how much i wish you at the party you would have
liked it i love her
it was so i love much fun bert was bert was doing his bert thing like holding
down the fort if bert ever
leaves her i'm gonna slide in you're gonna slide in on leanne yeah you think
you're he's motherly dude
well yeah she's nurturing mother she's cool house is clean house is beautiful
yeah leanne lee leanne
watch out dog it's just me leanne lee yeah what if she she would have a
southern and asian accent
she's like it's just me leanne lee we'll do the southern and asian at the same
time okay you can't
do an asian and southern at the same time so hard to do hey ho man i own chang
williams man
chang williams man from the depo south y'all want to go to cracker barrel let's
go to cracker barrel
that's it it's almost you just nailed it dude what else happened this week oh
yeah
what no nothing else oh yeah nothing really important
jet ski got passed at the comedy store let's give it up for the big jet ski
you know we were there at your showcase we were there we were there you told us
to leave yeah you
did you were like you're like get the out of here usually you guys do your
spots and bounce yep the
timing of it was probably an hour hour and a half until i go up so i didn't
want any like pressure on
you to stay pressure on us to stay yeah no we're american citizens and we make
decisions yeah i paid
my taxes sometimes and dude you know i was also worried that i go up there and
everyone in the
room is just gonna be like bobby and andrew are here bobby and andrew are here
yeah they did they
did they kept turning around should we laugh and we're like laugh right before
you got on stage yeah
went like this you went and laugh right and then they would turn to me and i go
right they go
you know what i mean and they would turn they would laugh at places they weren't
supposed to
laugh because they didn't really know that's okay in your act you know what i
mean but you know i
would go no no no not then that's a setup chill chill chill chill chill chill
chill so you know we
directed them you guys were my stage mom no you know what neil neil brennan
made fun of us huh
neil brennan ripped us apart yeah so what i'm not afraid he'll make fun of us
he was we did get made
fun of yeah we got me yeah that we were a little stage mommy because we were
standing by the booth
and we were both smiling yeah and we were holding each other we were fine we
were cuddling a little
bit yeah there was no more room all the seats were sold out and you went up
there to a packed room
sold out house standing room only literally people it was yeah it was
incredible what a magical night
and you had to follow a tough tough run because it went uh oh ali wong ali wong
neil and i'm sorry
rick ingram or no no no no no no no before ron someone went on before ron and
ripped oh i know
fihi manwar yeah and then ron ali wong fihi manwar ron g three killers i mean
and everyone you walked
up really really was doing well you didn't do as good as good oh thank you what
do you say as good as
the other people no dude i felt great about she's a girl you killed her she's
not gonna do well no no
she's a girl i'm honest with you you did so great not just great you did better
than ron g
well we don't need to that's because you're racist dude that's so and you did
better than fahim i
really do believe that racist again the laughs you were getting dude were real
i had and i went i just
went i teared up dude i was proud of our little girl yeah yeah proud of my kid
you ripped and now
you're regular you get to call in and the best part is now you're going to get
really late night spots
that's my favorite last night what happened last night my first spot in the
main room who brought
me up who did bob the bob you brought her on yeah what time was your spot oh he
gave me the most
beautiful intro and he said let me say something to you right now i give the
best intros in la history
dude i know i was waiting for all the kind of all the comments i give ask
anybody i give the best
interest of the give me your keep i'm bringing you up carlos just give me your
name i know your name
but i forgot for a second right this next guy dude hold on hold on yeah this
guy's a regular at our club
oh no he's showcasing oh okay can you can you make sure you yeah is this at the
oh hot dog
make sure that you say that while you're doing the intro and we're also in lancourish
where are we
at honoree park modesto modesto we're in modesto the oh hot dog comedy club no
hot dog comedy club
in modesto opening weekend that's how bad we are let's hear it we get carlos
let's hear it as our
first opening weekend headline guys guys next guy coming to stage man dude in
terms of like the king of all
holes glory holes this guy top three dude oh wait right number two dude he's
not even like the brown
kind of mexican i know but in terms of like the upper snooty mexican oh right
yeah he's top of the
line dude wow wow sounds like he's gonna be great right he's like the ceo of
baja fresh whoa that kind
of mexican and here he is no no no i'm not oh wow yeah yeah he's also dude um
he's only had warts
twice wow right he's had worked sweats and then also on top of it dude he's
like uh
he's a dude in terms of drug addict and alcohol he should be the president of
all that president of
drug addict of drug addictness ladies and gentlemen and alcoholism carlos and i'd
go last name i would
save the side herrero herrero first joke out of the gate they come out herrero
they come out first
joke out of the gate go go throw my hat out hat off that's it oh a physical
joke no we want a joke
a stand-up joke go ahead and what's your opening joke you're 45 minutes and i
have to do an opening
joe i would literally take my hat off and that's not a joke it's not a joke
that's how i walk off
oh wow that's what i would do well then i'm gonna call you into the office i'm
the manager hey
can i talk to you for a second yeah uh yeah man what's going on hey andrew how
are you hey man uh
don't call me mr santino if you don't mind it's and i'm mr lee thank you like
you're
okay let me just can i ask you something mr lee i know i know the way he did
that i know i know mr
lee yes what's his name mr santino sit down sit down sit down you called us and
said
may i headline we should we agreed well and begrudgingly it was only because
earthquake
fell out yeah earthquake yeah we tried to get hurricane tsunami both of them
out of town out of
town hurricane all natural disaster comics are out of town then we try to get
hamburger uh-huh right
i mean we're the old hot dog obviously we need to get hamburger and then you
know that shucky ducky
shucky ducky couldn't do it and you know shrimp and grits you know him shrimp
and grits he couldn't
do it he couldn't do it he was busy yeah so naturally as we fell down the list
yeah we got to you
which i'm grateful i'm on that list and by the way why did your email say you
want to be called the
mexican rexican what does that even what does that even mean it was just like a
signature i had on
mexican rexican is your signature on your email yeah on gmail but like i just
want you to recognize
me as that i don't think so buddy and your rider is crazy it says um you want
parachute pants uh-huh
but from 89 we're not gonna get that 1989 parachute what does that even mean i
need to fly down from
something and i'm hoping the pants will like well what is this that's for break
on the writer this
says you wanted a sibian what what do you see what's a sibian it's so saying it's
like a vibrating
thing you sit on it and it energizes your pre-performance stuff yeah it's just
so i can loosen up
what's this llama that happens to have scoliosis why do i don't even know where
to find a llama
specifically scoliosis i it's like a sexual thing i don't want to okay all
right what is this what is this
thing on here that says you need one of the staff members to read you jack and
the beanstalk when
you're done with your set yeah yeah is that like a what is that thing it's a
good i have to be naked
that happens i was hoping mr lee could do that part yeah mr lee is not telling
you mr santino that
we talked earlier and he was we didn't actually talk this is what he said to me
and i i forgot to
tell you because it feels like a lie it is a lie this is what he said he 