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Salty Santa Comes Down Our Chimney ft. Stavros Halkias | Ep 198 | Bad Friends

Hey, we're doing a casino run.
We're doing a bunch of new dates in the new year 2024.
Where do we go, Bob?
We go to Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Then?
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Then Salt Lake City, Bad Friends.
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Temecula, California.
Reno, Nevada.
Sacramento, California.
Long Beach.
Windsor, Ontario.
Niagara Falls.
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Las Vegas, Nevada.
Las Vegas, Nevada.
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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
Santa Claus, Santa Claus.
Itty-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
We're little Filipino elves.
No.
Santa Claus, Santa Claus.
Beep-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
I heard, um, dude, this is crazy, dude.
I was in Hawaii once, dude.
Yeah.
Aloha.
Aloha.
I was at an ABC store.
Aloha.
Aloha.
And I heard Frosty the Snowman over the speakers.
Aloha.
Wow.
Frosty hates Hawaii.
Don't play that song.
Why would he hate Hawaii?
Because it's his enemy.
The environment, it's the worst environment, Hawaii, for a snowman.
That's true.
No, dude, he's made of Teflon.
He's not made of snow?
No, dude.
He's Teflon Man?
Teflon Man.
I think he's made of snow.
I'm sorry to...
Thank you so much, Dav.
He's made of snow.
Really?
Frosty the Snowman.
Even today?
I think so.
I think so, too.
Even like post-Trump?
You think he still made of snow?
Yeah, dude, still.
Yeah, he can't just change who he is.
Yeah, that's right.
You can't just change who you are.
You're born exactly who you are.
Well, it's just like me because I'm made out of rock now.
I'm not.
I'm human.
Right.
Like for someone that's homophobic or racist, they can never change.
They're going to be that way forever.
Well, I'm that too.
Bad friends, welcome.
Our guest is beautiful, sexy Santa, Stavros.
Hello, everyone.
Stav is the best, dude.
I just want to also say before I get...
I want to get up so I don't forget.
I don't forget, right?
Happy Holidays to you.
Happy Hanukkah.
Hanukkah and all the...
Happy Christmas.
Happy Chaka Khan.
Chaka Khan.
Chaka Khan.
Chaka Khan.
I saw a movie last night.
Napoleon?
No, just check it out, okay?
Go zero, man.
It's a one.
Oh, my God.
It blew my mind.
It was good.
It was awesome.
I've seen it too.
Did it blow your mind?
It was so good.
I cried.
I got scared.
It's that good.
Oh, my God.
I was riveting.
Go zero minus one.
Did you get scared because it reminded you of your childhood when Godzilla
destroyed your village?
Yeah.
I did.
But he was a baby Godzilla.
Oh, shit.
So, he walked in.
He warmed up.
And he went to my dad.
What was your favorite part?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He fucked your dad?
When he was a baby.
And then my dad, a blue light shot out.
Whoa.
Because out of Godzilla's mouth?
Right.
It was all electrified cum.
Whoa.
I know, dude.
That's crazy.
And then that's how I'm here.
What was your favorite part of Godzilla?
Wait, you think you got here, you think Godzilla inseminated your dad's ass and
you were born out of his ass?
Yeah.
That's how it works.
But you just said you witnessed this.
I know.
I turned around when I came out.
Oh, wow.
Whoa.
Yeah, I turned around and I go, whoa, I'm here.
It happened that fast?
Yeah.
Wow.
I think therefore I am, Descartes.
Anyway, could I say something?
That's what I thought.
You're deep today.
I'm good.
Awesome.
I'm so good.
Let me say something about it.
I know we don't do movie reviews on this show.
I didn't know that.
It's not a movie review show.
We talk about movies all the time.
I know, but this time we're doing it too.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to say something.
All right.
You've seen so many Godzilla movies, no?
I haven't seen that many.
Well, how many Godzilla movies have you seen?
I've seen two.
I've seen a really old one and the newest one with fucking-
Bryan Cranston.
Bryan Cranston.
That's all I've seen is the original and this one.
That's crazy.
The Bryan Cranston one.
Yeah, the first one I saw and then the one that's new to us.
No, there's two other ones on top of that.
But the first one that came back from-
You know what I mean?
Yeah, the Bryan Cranston one.
Right.
That was a very good one.
It was good.
There was that one scene where everybody's got parachutes and they-
Yeah.
Great scene.
That's the first one, right?
That's the 2014 one.
In Hawaii.
Right, Hawaii.
It was in Hawaii.
Yes.
Anyway, may I finish my review, please?
Please.
God damn it.
Please.
Okay.
So, I've seen all of them.
Box office homo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I admit it.
Is that your new podcast?
And I'm not him.
Bobby Lee, the box office homo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where you just go through.
It's a new train pod.
Not box office mojo.
Just box office homo.
Number one, right?
This is the first Godzilla movie I've ever seen where the story's riveting.
Okay.
Like, you could take Godzilla out of it and it would be like a cool old school
Miramax movie.
Why didn't they then?
When you say old school Miramax, you mean when Weinstein was running loose?
Hell yeah, dude.
When the Harvdog was at him.
It feels like a rapist had his hands all over this thing.
It feels like-
It doesn't write vibes to it, but, um, so it was the first movie where, like, I
was,
like, really moved by the story where I literally cried.
No.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, I was standing, sitting next to Gene.
Why did you cry?
What made you cry?
The ending.
It was so touching.
Wow.
No spoilies.
No spoilies.
I looked at Gene and Gene had tears in his eyes.
Wow.
And I was crying too.
And number two, it's the first Godzilla movie.
That's my last thing I'm going to say.
Well, can I make a joke real quick?
Go ahead.
When you guys cry?
You know what?
What shape comes out?
What?
Not a teardrop.
No, no.
What shape comes out?
It's like a line.
It's just a line.
Yeah.
Like, lines come down.
You know?
Like Tetris pieces?
All right, go ahead, please.
I thought you were going to say I cried joy because so many Japanese people
died.
Well, that's fine.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Revenge.
Revenge.
Okay, so Godzilla's Korean.
Annyeonghaseyo, I'm Godzilla.
Yes, so.
He is Korean.
Yeah, so this is the first Godzilla movie where I saw where I was literally
scared of it.
Okay, because I will say that.
The original one, what year would you say it was?
2014?
2014?
The Bryan Cranston.
The newest of the series.
Yeah, 2014.
Wait, wait, this is a series?
It's not a fresh reboot?
I guess, I mean, I don't know how to describe it.
You know what I'm trying to say.
Here's what happened, all right?
Please.
Hollywood is coming out with the Godzilla from the Cranston.
Right?
Oh, right.
They're going to do a sequel of that one.
It's already made.
They made a couple.
Right.
It's already made.
Another one.
Right.
That's so weird.
But Japan went, oh, we, could we do one too?
Right, right, right.
Hollywood's like, well, go get it.
You know, do what you, you created it, so go ahead.
And, okay, but are we only going to use a $15 million to do?
Really?
It's a $100 million movie looking $15 million movie.
Get the fuck out of here, really?
Yeah.
$15 million?
$15 million.
And I'm telling you, dude, when Godzilla's chasing things and when he appears,
you get
scared.
You're like, sick.
What?
Like, you have that feeling of, like, fear.
Because that other one did not, the Godzilla was awful, dude.
Well, the whole thing.
Like, the movie was good, but the Godzilla itself was whack.
Yeah.
This one they did, like, Jurassic Park, kind of like, this is a T-Rex.
Right.
It just didn't look cool.
Well, I don't like the idea that Godzilla has relationships with humans.
He was barely in the movie.
That Godzilla was good.
Well, because they needed to keep it like that.
You know, they try to do that, like, the Jaws thing was like, what if we only
show it when
we need to?
Right.
Right.
And then when they showed it, you were so unimpressed.
You were like, maybe you shouldn't have showed it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It would have been rad if I almost never saw it.
Yeah.
But in the new one, is Godzilla played by a human?
Yeah.
Like, in the Hollywood version of Godzilla, Godzilla is, like, has, like, he'll
identify
something.
Like, a little girl.
Yeah.
It'll, like, you know, go, hello, or whatever, right?
But this Godzilla is, like, this beast.
It doesn't have, you know what I mean, empathy, or it's, like, it's, like, a
crazy-
It's just a being.
It's a being.
Huh?
It's like a dinosaur.
Yeah.
He's also not eating people.
He's just using his mouth to rip them apart.
Whoa.
God, dude.
It's so good.
We gotta take his microphone.
I know, I know.
What'd you say?
I didn't even know what he said.
It's like a dinosaur.
It's like a dinosaur.
It's like a dinosaur.
So, how are you Italian?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a dinosaur.
Yeah.
I love it.
So, anyway, I would give this movie an A.
You heard it here from Box Office Homo.
Whoa, dude.
You gave it an A?
It was-
A flat A.
When you watch a movie like El Mariachi, you know how that was made for $10,000?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, and you watch the execution, and you go, wow.
You can make a movie for $10,000.
You can't, but-
You can.
You cannot.
I mean, they did.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you can't.
Robert Rodriguez?
This is like an anomaly.
You can't do that.
You can't even find a rental equipment for fucking $10,000.
No, what Robert Rodriguez is is is one shot, one take, let's move on.
I know, dude.
He does everything.
But you know-
And by the way, you know what that really means is that everyone got screwed.
Oh, that no one got paid.
That's the worst.
There's no residual.
Like, no editors, no one got paid.
Yeah, Max is like, I got one peso this year from fucking El Mariachi.
Did you see what he gave us?
He just does plane flyovers.
That's smart.
Yeah.
But yeah, it was great, and I really highly encourage-
You saw it?
What do you rate it?
I think it was one of the best ones I've seen.
It's the best Godzilla movie I've ever seen.
Oh.
Okay.
I'll say that right now.
I love it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, let's welcome back, by the way-
Stavros.
Well, no, we've-
Give him a round of applause.
Let's welcome Stav to the pod.
Yeah, we're talking about my nips.
The Greek god.
Hey, our little-
Is our sexy, sober reindeer right there?
Is this our sexy, sober reindeer?
Hey, guys.
Hey, man.
How are you?
Yeah.
I'm doing all right.
Do you want to talk about anything?
Let's talk about it.
If you want to-
Well, can we let people know what happened first?
Well, that's why I just asked him.
Give it to Stavros.
First, give him the thing, and then he'll say.
Tell Stavros.
No, I want him to tell the story.
Please.
About the airport?
Well, that's the story, wouldn't it be?
Yeah.
Well, there's the weekend before where, yeah, too.
Right, but let's just get-
Let's cut the fat.
What happened at the airport?
Yeah, thank you.
So we were going-
Let me just do a pre, and then he can-
Go for it.
All right, so you were-
So here's-
We're going to-
Check out Fat Rascal on Netflix, by the way, folks.
Before we get too far.
I just want to get that before-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We fucking covered Godzilla for some reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can ask me how I'm doing.
All right, sorry.
Bobby just kind of launched into an unplanned solo movie review.
That's pretty much this entire show.
Now this fucking guy did something at the airport.
We're going to talk about that for 15 minutes.
Before we do that, check out Fat Rascal on Netflix.
Okay, okay.
And then buy a calendar.
Buy a calendar, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Show the calendar.
The calendar is hot.
I have it right here.
Go to this calendar.
It's hot.
Please support the fat rascal, the Greek god himself.
That's right.
But anyway, I apologize.
No, don't.
Because you know what?
We usually do cover that before the show starts, but you decided to