Name: Rudy Rates Drake’s… Personality | Ep 205 | Bad Friends
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Rudy Rates Drake’s… Personality | Ep 205 | Bad Friends

hey we're on tour still we have the last leg that's it windsor ontario canada
yep
niagara falls ontario canada oh yeah tucson arizona we're going to the desert
yeah buddy
we're going out yeah las vegas nevada closing it out we end the tour 4 20 in
las vegas nevada
please join the bad friends we will not be going out for a long time now we've
got our own stuff
going on we're going to tour separately we might not go out for years who knows
so go to windsor
ontario canada or niagara falls or tucson or vegas go to badfriendspod.com for
tickets
badfriendspod.com you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude
and an asian dude
you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends what are these
pamphlets that you i
don't even know it's from the fan the the religious guy oh yeah oh my god we
got to talk about this
oh yeah yeah this guy where was it in salt uh no no uh reno no salt lake no no
reno no temecula god
damn it temecula right yeah yeah he comes solo yeah he has plastic see-through
bags yeah right
and you know so when we when we do meet and greets we like it when the fans
have a bag because
you never know what's gonna happen the gifts are amazing yeah it's either like
somebody hand drew
a naked photo of my penis or they'll we've gotten like 30 of those right right
for some reason or
like you know a letter of some sort like you saved our lives or a dope piece of
how art a dope oh yeah
yeah yeah but i know but we appreciate we appreciate the fans so much i really
and we throw it in the
garbage no we don't you're sick dude no we keep it in a anyway we have a
warehouse full of them we
actually do have a thank you for the gift you know what i mean and we love them
so a man came up to us
and said rudy you're gonna love this and hi rudy welcome back welcome back and
your your headband
is on backwards but leave it that way because that is perfect yeah no no leave
love love okay evil evil
you are evil ebola ebola no evil evil evil evil evil yeah oh god you're gonna
be this slow all day today
jesus this guy gave us so he came up to us and he said i think you guys would
be interested in my
in my church and my god and i said would your god like us does he know about
the show it's almost as
if what show are you watching he loves us i know but it's like but he
understands that if we accept
jesus christ as of our lord and savior the show changes no that's not true we
can accept talk about
rabbits and sewing machines and all that stuff and my jesus invented all that
oh yeah lord is behind
all that the lord did it have you ever jesus style what you just go like this i
have you pump away
yeah you've never done that yeah but so much blood on the hands too much yeah i
mean and i bleed out
the bible prophecies about the second coming of jesus so he handed us these pamphlets
and he goes i
really think you guys should i really think you'd benefit from from lord yeah
and i think i agree you
think we should use lord more should we be more lord like is it like a
different lord where like it's like
the religion is about like sex and like butt no no no no whoa whoa whoa what
the what is that i've
never even heard of that before in my entire life it's like a volcano of filipino
mountain god
yeah i don't know how many how many gods do you have in the philippines um we're
catholicism so like
we praise to like three three gods i think catholics only have one god
the holy son no the the spirit the holy god the father the son and the holy
ghost yeah we
that's all the same guy oh yeah yeah okay unfortunately it's the same guy here's
my fear
the father son of the holy ghost is different but it's the same guy it's like
it's like steve buscemi in big lebowski in con air and um in billy madison did
you see that theory on
the internet did i send you this that they exist all in the same universe or
yes let's go to that
theory after this god thing sorry i mean my brain is running i know it's going
running running real
wild well i'm i'm i'm i'm free today i'm free too when it rains i get free baby
it pours i that's my
grandfather said look when it rain anyway um when it rain we pour are you happy
holiday is your boyfriend
doing anything for you for um i don't know valentine's day i don't know yet
maybe well the good news is
you can dump that that guy because we have prospects that want to uh take you
out for valentine's day yeah
who go ahead carlos a lot of people reached out to the carlos in the booth gmail
after a couple
weeks ago when you said that you were open to dating a woman a lot of people
sent in applications
and we got a few of them right here so we got a few right here bridget m i'm a
24 year old living
in lake tahoe and i'm a ski instructor and lesbian she's pretty i heard the bad
friends episode about
rudy and her curiosity about women i've been gay for a while now and i'd love
to take rudy on a no
pressure fun date i'm an easy going fun loving sweetheart big fan of the whole
crew and wish you all the
best let me know if you have any questions best bridget m what do we think
about bridget m she
sounds fun you go skiing with her yeah i've never done skiing so she can teach
me she would love to
teach you she'll teach you pizza pie she's pretty she is so so what do we what
do we think on the
scale of uh would not date zero definitely would five out of one out of five it's
not a judging her
looks or just judging the likelihood vibe the vibe the vibe eight okay it's out
of five but yeah
no that's okay it's all right so you really like her no probably three okay
three all right let's
go let's see the next one may i judge you can do yeah go back up my judge okay
one out of five you'd
take her are you gonna judge or no no no i'm not a lesbian oh either of mine
but okay may i try that's
debatable all right before so for you would go if i was a woman yes if i was a
woman my fear would be
she would be a ski instructor i take me on the hill i'd embarrass myself in
front of her yeah
and the pole you know what she can do it you know oh she's like hold on to this
no i know where to put
this you know ah there's two of them oh right all right let's go to the next
person
uh olivia m it's olivia from dallas 25. i think jules and i have some common
interests but i also
believe we have a similar sense of humor and i appreciate how straightforward
she can be i'm also
recently open about my bisexuality so we could find comfort in each other and
with any initial
awkwardness anyway i'm an office manager by day beyond that i enjoy riding
motorcycles playing video
games and adding to my star wars collection i'm not much of a partier i don't
drink or smoke
i'm not trying to spend evenings unwinding with an anime binge not sure if i'm
her type but worth a
shot she's so cute she is yeah one through five i have a boyfriend no but it
doesn't count if it's
a girl yeah yeah yeah that's the rules everyone hypothetically no no no
everybody that's the rules
there's the rules like i have my guy yeah i have my guy too okay yeah yeah
this one's a five i think i know yeah yeah well she's got a job she has a car
she could also be we haven't seen the other candidates so let's put her into
four whoa
you might go back you might go back you're all right you're a little bit of a
snob though huh
you got you want you want a roster you want your reserve for five for sure
she's gorgeous she could also be two foot two foot eight you can't oh the man
no she's leaning
against a vehicle she was doing that to show you scale how old is she oh no
unless that's a micro
car that's is that a little i think it's a catfish you think it's a catfish
this little blurry right
there i don't know wait wait what do you mean what do you mean it's not like in
1080 zoom zoom in
that looks pretty legit to me low who takes a photo in the office like that
that's how it got to be her
work photograph it's got to be no but that's how peep that's how catfishes use
photos like this
they do yeah have you have you been cat when you go on no because that looks
like a what do you call
it one of those like um stock like a stock photo yeah yeah that doesn't look
like a stock photo this
looks like a real okay it's the same girl twice well yeah obviously yes it's
not fake oh let's move on
god i would get catfished huh yeah yeah i bet the next one is uh elsa y hey bad
friends pod my
name's elsa 22 from seattle i love the show think rudy's cute as hell super
funny i'd love to go on a
date with her i think we might be a good match because i'm also bicurious i
have kissed a woman
and it was awesome look at that she likes pussy oh she's and she has a cat that's
not hers
she that's just for the photo oh uh three three okay let's see the next one how
many of these do we
have eight that's all right let's keep going madeline 22 year old woman lives
in illinois i'm
getting out as soon as humanly possible i like rudy i many others one of the
most perfect
harley quinn makes me laugh chilled out personality not sure what interests are
i'd be more willing to
learn uh i did see her briefly enjoying a knife which is sick as i love yeah
yeah what's a bell song
valley song i can't see it zoom in what is it what's a valley song
yeah you know is that your language body song no body song personally my
favorite thing to do is
is to learn pretty down to do anything with seeing new places what's a valley
song google what that
is i gotta be honest with you and that second oh it's a butterfly knife oh yeah
that's you know how
cool that is to do that that thing that you know how they flick it yeah go back
to the photo isn't
that dylan klebold on the right that's not the columbine shooter on the right
that
that is very much yeah columbine this is honestly this is what carlos likes
really yeah wild i could
die well she's got a ferret there or is that a what is that it's a fair yeah
bobby's projecting
right now onto me you can tell how quickly george knew what a ferret was he's
like that's been up my
ass no because i went out with a girl since colada broke up and she was like
super poor and i went into
her bedroom and she had like you know like scully kind of posters and stuff no
furniture but on her
thing was like switchblades and you know what i mean like other like clippings
of nails on the
table it's just weird some residue you don't even know what it is you know what
i mean and and so
you look at the sheets and stuff you're like oh my god it's so dirty right it
sounds kind of familiar
were you at your house
did you just walk into your room you're a real fucking asshole today
so keep going she had done well she she was the sex good i never her but i made
out with her and
in my mind i'm like oh i i'm into this oh oh you like bad girls like a danger
like harlequin yeah
don't you love harley quinn nick yeah i mean nikki loves that kind of stuff and
you have like
your girl that you're gonna go on burn things down she's like meet me at the
cemetery at nine yeah
that's the start of the date and then you watch a movie there or what no you
just you chase
each other around now they do the movies and the oh i love yeah yeah anyway go
ahead let's move on
you like her one through five three three okay there's another three i'm a four
oh okay this is
michelle n my name is michelle from san diego bobby's hometown i'm submitting
my application for girl
juliana my hands and knees for a woman i'm on my hands and knees i'm 21 years
old and i'd love to
court her four well she's biting a girl right why you know why biting a cat
because she's brown yeah
yeah let me say something about white people i want to defend i want to defend
george nick all right
there are pure people and let me say something about that okay that's right
brother yeah there
are pure people preach the word brother they're dry that's right it's getting a
super dry i'm cracking
right now right they when they when they age they shrivel up oh yeah like a
raisin like clint eastwood men
right get off my porch some of them are like
they seem dir