Name: The Power of P Compels Bobby | Ep 207 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Power of P Compels Bobby | Ep 207 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-26. Transcript available.

The Power of P Compels Bobby | Ep 207 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends it's back to the old days it's the
two you and i
i have some problems with you my friend i got some problems with you my friend
and my problems with
you is i love you too much i love you more than i could ever love anybody it's
getting scary you're
in my dreams you're my thoughts you're my prayers you know my dreams you're in
my mind look who came
back pete johnny whatever your name is pete is back on the show let's give it
up for pete coming
back to the show get out of here nice man so happy that carlos is gone and pete
you brought us monster
size slim jim um and this isn't a sponsor plug he just brought us beef jerky
sticks for some reason
yeah no as a present because i miss you guys and i have a long time so you want
us to dive where were
you all right where were you bobby has been busy where were you i'm sorry man
did you need me you
don't betray the family you don't leave the clan you don't leave the war hey
let's not call each
other a clan that's not good for me yeah it's not i know last time i said that
online people got real
upset i'm not in the clan yeah in any clan stop tagging me we're just in the
clan we're in kk
we're in two k's yeah only two kids not three dude we're just we don't have the
balls to get to the
third clue clan we're not clucks we're not we're not clutching it right now
dude you and i aren't
cluxers i have never i don't i've never close anybody i won't clucks but pete
where were you
because let me say something you you know in my heart i have a list of names
that's in my heart
that lives in my family which is in my heart and i'm telling you you're off you're
off the list now
i'm off the list yeah it happened sounds like it and no but because i it got to
the point where i was
like i don't even remember who that guy is and when i came to this building i'm
getting really sad
right and emotional uh i go what is that fat guy going doing in here he's not
fat where's the thick
guy where's the thick guy the thick guy actually pete looks in the best shape i
think we've seen him
in yeah you look great no i think he's just a bigger big bone you're big boned
i am okay lifting weights
people don't have bigger bones they do they actually do
you look good i saw your borderlands trailer shout out to the borderlands that
came out yeah i watched
it we're just a little snippet yeah it looks good looks pretty good it looks
like i think the movie's
going to be rad i think it's i think you're going to be very surprised by the
reception of borderlands
do you think so i do it's a you know why why how big is your character there's
nothing like this
you know it's so funny that you do this me no him oh it's so funny that you do
this right now
at this time and in this age yeah the time of our lives in this time of our
lives when we're
feeling joy and rejoicing in our own lives you have to put me down yeah you do
and you have to
put me in that foxhole and you get down in there you rabbit no i just saw andrew
in a movie and he's
like a protagonist it's like so cool okay he's comparing us you know what here's
the deal i want
to i want to say something to you fancy i saw you put up a picture of you with
matt reif the other
night by the way that's right and you did say i'm better looking yeah i think
you might be better
looking than matt reif you know how many you you're laughing right now dude you
know how many people
direct message me is going yeah yeah yeah beautiful women too so it depends on
the context and where
you where you see us no no no it's beauty is subjective is what you're trying
to i don't
know what that word means i know what i'm there it is wow drops eli roth eli roth
put out a film
with bobby lee who would have thought one scene two no but i have no lines in
the other one yeah
my friend charles is in town he's from england hello hello hello jolly old
exactly but anyway um
what are you cackling at dog jolly old english bing bing bing bing bing bing bing
bing bing bing bing
welcome to london england yeah over here we look for lock stock and two smoking
bar we do things a
little bit differently here in england anyway you know what we do differently
where we do liam liam liam
liam why are we doing here yes charles over here in england all right we do
everything wet anyway
everything i think i'm losing my accent i think it's good i think his mind's
turning more asian
yeah yours turns up for some reason always go east hello hello hello everything
anyway um have you been to big ben have you seen the clock have you ridden on
the towns anyway have you
visited one of our pubs you've got to go get a ship inspired a pub
yours is just a dog i know it's a dog with down syndrome or something well no
it's an english
from essex from essex it's a dog from essex oh it is anyway um i don't even
know what i was talking
about dude we went borderlands oh yeah so so charles calls me and he goes hello
i go hello he's i'm
in town from a couple weeks and i go well let's go have dinners we come to the
show so he came to the
show we had dinner you met him and then um we did and i'm sitting there a
beautiful bloke beautiful
broke just a thick handsome very delicious looking dude
i'm just gonna do english talk so um good looking dude i love black guys jacks
i know dude if you're
black with a british accent yes get my panties all in a bunch man dude without
him when i was in budapest
shooting it i wouldn't have survived that dude because he was your boy he was a
guy that you know
you guys were going out well because you know dinners there's not a lot of guys
that you can
hang out on that movie you know like what other guys are in it kevin hart some
once who else i saw
him on when we're doing scenes every once i would see him like with because he
was with like 10 guys
yeah he's like jesus he's like jesus so i had burger king with jamie lee curtis
one day
what did she order oh one of those because i was with pen too from pen and teller
yeah pen gillette
pen gillette's in it man was he doing magic the whole time no didn't do magic
once no no no magic
which sucks yeah you're right like if you're hanging out with paul mccartney
yeah give me something
he had a lick once in a while yeah teller teller should have been involved he'd
have done yeah like
the whole time so i had and then well i told you what happened at the river
yeah but tell me what
jamie lee curtis ordered at burger king they have i don't know they have it
here but if there they
have an impossible burger yeah i think they do have it here yes they got
impossible burgers
fucking boo boo boo boo boo you want to taste some budapest cows don't you that's
really you're in
budapest right yeah do you want to taste budapest you didn't eat meat there did
you me yeah i love the
budapest you love budapest cow i love all their animals so what did you quite
frankly from burger king
a hamburger no i think i tried to be impossible because they were saying it's
like the real thing
what do we talk there is that's a budapest cow yeah and you know what you can
do with the horns
what can you do with the horns
oh hello hello hello hello hello so um you ever seen a budapest cow they're
delicious yeah why am i don't know
what it is about that british accent i'm doing but i really it's a guy i see in
my mind yeah you know
what movie i saw the other day that like i'm like oh this could be the greatest
movie ever made sexy
beast i've seen it so many times great movie right great movie and sir um ben
kingsley is exceptional
in that movie you know what you know what movie he's so good in that scares me
and it's so sad the house
of sand and fog oh yeah i saw that too it's incredible dark yeah beautiful
great in the
dictator but anyway i have a couple scenes with him but my point is um yeah
just a little plug here's
the deal you are very hollywood i know the joke on this show is but you have so
much more hollywood
stuff than me way more did i do a show the other night with adam sandler the
sandman yeah time did
he ask about you no did he ask about you no did he ask about you yeah he made a
joke about you what
did he say boy you did wait what's that bobby up to that's a joke is that his
is that a joke he said
something yeah yeah yeah yeah did he really though i don't think he did yeah
why would he oh you guys
you're doing it yeah nice guy though what are we talking about oh yeah let's go
back to
oh yeah the um people in the movie so charles i hung out with him without him
um i would have been so
bored him and i went to sushi together him and i would do things together but
you know the whole time
i was like this guy's a very sexy black english guy yeah i really enjoy it he
is a very sexy dude
what's his last name bring up a photo so the fans can swoon over him as well it's
charles what
barra in charge barra charles barra but i forgot barracotta barley barracotta
or barracotta take the
tube to piccadilly square get off walk around for a little bit no that's not it
was that some sort
of english writer that's him where fourth picture fifth picture in right there
that's him yeah look at
how good looking that guy is jesus christ he's shaka zulu he's shaka zulu that's
right i'm not saying
in a racist way but like no he's there's they're doing a show they did a showtime
show about shaka
right and he's shaka zulu say it right otherwise it does sound racist all right
so let me just get
that over again yeah go ahead so um he's he didn't recall with that pointing at
him i know more racist
so anyway he's doing a showtime show called shaka zulu uh-huh this is the
problem with biopics and
stuff yeah me and you morgan freeman who the could you and i play that's the
problem oh my god i could
play kim jong-un no you don't look like him even with a lot of makeup you don't
have anything you
don't have enough similarities to him you just don't watch him smile watch he
doesn't smile so you're
already there it is no that's actually kind of close now that i see it again
yeah um so i could get to do
that i could also do well let me say this if john wayne can play him i can play
him john wayne did a
great job genghis khan did a great job if but he looks like genghis khan put up
john wayne and
genghis khan i don't think you're right dude he looks exactly like him okay so
let's take a white
dude to halloween dude that doesn't look like you know he went to a really high
end look at that
trick or treat pilgrim there's just no way dude let's see what oh yeah go to
this little thing with
genghis khan on the little statue yeah right there right there he looks exactly
like i see you do he
doesn't he looks exactly like him dude let me try to do that though
that's pretty good that's really good hello hello
yeah so i i could play him i'd like to have sex with all of you ladies you know
what you can do
carrot top by a pick fuck you that's so annoying dude i knew you were gonna go
there something
simple i love how angry you got i just don't know a lot of redheaded people in
history there's so many
okay annie a little orphan annie i could play ron howard in his second in the
second coming of his
life only run hard that's right my bad or his daughter bryce dallas howard i
could play her
that but you could play that too i would i would absolutely love to do a male
rendition of annie
with me with little curls and a dude absolutely love i wanted to do that too i
would love to do that
too it's a imagine me in it all the same people are about me it's a hot neck
life dancing oh my god
with your little asian accent it's a hard life it's a hard enough life for us
stay the treated
yeah baby by the way oh maybe we were not nearby and i up the lyrics a little
bit in the movie because
that's what they would do and you know who would be uh what was the old daddy
warbucks yeah you you know
who daddy warbucks would be fancy v a hundred percent oh yeah you are bad
little ki