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Zac Efron & John Cena Make Bobby Cry | Ep 209 | Bad Friends

Hey, we got new merch. We got these t-shirts. I love it. This is like a fear loathing
Las Vegas.
Yeah, and this one's from the Beastie Boys. And we've got different colors,
different sizes,
different things, hoodies, crew necks, long sleeves. We've got it all. Go to
BadFriendsMerch.com,
BadFriendsMerch.com. Also, we're in Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi for the Abu Dhabi
Comedy Week.
That's right. May 21st in the Ithad Arena, Yas Island. Yas Island. That's my
favorite island.
In Abu Dhabi. Go to BadFriendsPod.com for those tickets. It could be called Yes
Island.
It could be Yes Island. Go to BadFriendsPod.com for those tickets. And also,
AndrewSantino.com. I am running new jokes to put together my new hour. I'm in
Houston,
Tampa, Phoenix, Nashville, Dallas, San Francisco. I'm just doing a bunch of
clubs to put together
the new hour. Go to AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com. Hey,
everybody.
Ricky Stenicki is out right now. It's me. It's just me, actually. The other
guys that are in it,
I don't know if they're important, but it is John Cena, Zac Efron, and Jermaine
Fowler amongst a cast
of other funny people. Great movie. Watch it on Amazon Prime video. Watch it on
Prime video.
Ricky Stenicki available right now. You two are bad friends. Who are these two
idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something.
We're bad friends.
Hey, guys, quiet, please. We're doing a show.
Bobby likes to yell. I like to yell. I'm so sorry. I know you guys are publicists,
but...
I want you to introduce our guests the proper way.
What? Yeah, so you guys split. There's only two and two.
We have Zac Efron, John Cena, Jermaine Fowler, AndrewSantino, and they're in a
new movie called
Rick Smiles.
Ricky Smiles is our new movie.
He does smile a lot in the movie. And I'm telling you right now, I heard it's a
banger, dude.
Tell the boys everything you know about Ricky Smiles.
What I know about the Ricky Smiles is that he smiles a lot in the movie. And,
dude, it's like, you know,
remember the movie Smile?
I do. I've seen it.
You know what I mean? And, you know, my friend's in it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're in a movie called Ricky Stenicki.
That's called Ricky Stenicki.
Ricky Smiles.
Ricky Stenicki.
So do another introduction.
Yeah.
Welcome to the Bad Friends podcast.
We have two, three, very, five, four very big actors and stuff.
Thanks, buddy.
Sorry.
Thanks.
I mean, these are bigger.
Hurry up.
They're bigger.
Introduce.
Yeah, they are.
They're bigger than you.
Physically, yeah, they are.
So we're with two very big stars.
One comic that I've known for very years.
I don't even know.
He's a star?
I know he is.
But, you know, you're not them.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
He's not them.
He's not them.
And then we got Andrew, my buddy, right?
John and I go way back.
We did MAD TV together.
Like, a couple of scenes.
He punched me.
Like, slapped my stomach in a sketch.
Okay, so, John, he wants to know.
He was scared and nervous.
He's nervous now.
Do you remember the scare?
Yeah, you are.
Oh, my God.
Do I remember it?
I remember it like it was yesterday.
You got to understand.
I appreciate the kind words, Bobby.
Look up when he's speaking to you.
Or don't.
Whatever.
No, I need him to look up.
In a meditative state.
Look up.
We, you know, wrestling in WWE for a long time has been looked at in a certain
light.
And you were kind enough to welcome me on your show and do a bit asking me to
do some crazy stuff.
And, boy, did you take a whole hell of a lot of punishment.
But you also gave us an avenue to introduce WWE to a whole different audience.
So, thank you for that.
I greatly appreciate it.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
And, you know what, man?
You know what, man?
Yeah.
The pleasure's all mine.
And I.
Wow, dude.
He was so nervous that you wouldn't remember him, John.
He was really scared, John.
He was so nervous.
I wasn't scared.
Yeah, you were.
You got scared, you bitch.
I'm not scared.
All right?
Anyway, tell us about the movie.
Tell us about the backpack.
Tell us about the movie.
Well, the movie comes out March 7th on Amazon Prime Video.
And what do you think some of your favorite stuff is?
What do you mean?
Huh?
What do you think some of your favorite things in the movie are?
You saw the trailer.
No, I never saw it.
Okay, good.
That's it.
Well, it's because of jealousy.
Can we do something real fast, by the way, with the boys?
This is kind of how chaotic our show always is.
But we're going to call somebody because it's her birthday today.
Did you call her today?
Who is this person?
Who are you talking about?
It's your mom's birthday today.
Is it really?
Do you not know it's your mother's birthday today?
Oh, fuck, dude.
You seriously don't know that?
I swear to God.
I sent her a happy birthday first thing in the morning.
That's insane that you wouldn't.
What's the date?
I don't want to be here for this.
Today is the 13th.
This is your mom's birthday.
Yeah, she's not going to pick up for you.
Well, you call her.
I'll pick her.
She's going to pick up for me, not you.
She just sent me a bunch of texts.
She sent me photos this morning from the tub.
What, like?
No, just being like enjoying my tub.
She always says.
We're shriveled up titty?
Yeah.
Her titty's just shriveled up, dude.
Oh, she picked up and hung up.
FaceTime her, so you could say.
Because we'd like to sing happy birthday to Bob's mom.
Yeah, mom.
Because Bobby's 52.
His mom is, which, how old is your mom?
A thousand years old.
A thousand, 158?
Yeah, and no one's counting.
Here we go.
But I texted his mom.
This is how I knew what would happen on this.
I texted her first thing in the morning.
Here we go.
If she doesn't pick up for me, no more money.
Every month I send her $3,500, no more money.
I thought it was more than that.
That's it now?
For 20 years, $3,500 a month is pretty good.
It's not bad.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you're a little bit.
I'm a good son.
A little bit cheaper for you, man.
I'm not here to leave a message.
Let's leave a message.
Yeah, let's leave you.
Happy birthday to you.
No.
Happy birthday to you.
No.
Happy birthday.
Zach and John Cena are here to say happy birthday.
I'm with John Cena.
You know him.
Zach Efron, you know.
Jermaine Fowler.
You're not going to know Jermaine.
You're not going to do Andrew.
She does know me.
She knows you.
Yeah, I know she knows you.
So let's sing happy birthday.
We're going to sing happy birthday real fast.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear mom.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Happy birthday to you.
Mom, thanks, mom.
Happy birthday.
Annyeonghaseyo.
Thank you.
She's the greatest woman on earth.
She came back to our Phoenix show, and just like the Lee fashion,
she didn't want to talk to anybody.
She sat on the couch, and she was looking at BTS pictures on her iPad
for about an hour and a half.
She loves them.
That's her favorite.
She wishes her son was like BTS.
She wishes you were, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a fat fuck.
You are.
I'm sorry.
But that's okay.
I'm sorry.
The girls don't like that.
Yeah, they don't like the F.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
Well, I did this to my body.
You know, me and Jermaine were talking about,
we were playing a little game, guys.
Can you want to play a little bit?
Yeah, let's play a game.
Let's play a game.
So I was giving him some evergreen movies,
and let's just play a little game, and he knew a lot, right?
So I'm going to give you some, and if you do this,
that's a buzzer.
Okay.
All right.
Name me one actor in the movie Mean Streets.
Come on.
Jermaine.
Did you make it?
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
There's a mic.
Get the mic, Zach.
De Niro, right?
De Niro.
Yeah.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
One point for Efron.
One point for his...
All right, how about this?
One actor in the movie being there.
Yeah, go ahead.
Who's back there?
Go ahead.
Who knows?
Peter Sellers.
Fuck yeah.
Very good.
The random Spanish dude.
One to one.
The first one to three wins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, Andre.
John, you've got to get in on this.
That's a killer film.
Yeah, I'll help you out here, John.
Here we go.
One actor in the movie The Wrestler.
Mickey Rourke.
What?
Mickey Rourke?
John, what the fuck, dude?
That was yours.
That was a layup, dude.
That was a layup for you.
I'm older, but it's slower.
Todd Berry.
Take this, because you're in the competition.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're not in it?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Say that line again.
I'm very funny.
I'm competing to the best of my ability.
I know you are, Jeff.
No, you're doing so good, dude.
Name another one.
You're doing so good.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, one to two.
Okay, so here, all right.
Should I go deep?
What?
Secrets.
Okay.
Name one actor in the movie.
Ricky Snicky.
Zach.
Zach.
Zach.
I almost said Matt Damon.
I just wanted to say Matt Damon.
I don't know why.
Is he Matt Damon in it?
He just, all I could see was his face.
Maybe he could be in it.
Are we done with the game, or do you want to do one more?
It's two to two to one, so.
Whoever goes to three.
Yeah.
And what happens to the winner?
What does the winner get?
Yeah, what do we get?
Oh, you're going to get a 10-second hug from me.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's not, I just, I know this is a movie.
I know we're in Hollywood, right?
It's not sexually based.
It's more like a soldier coming home, visiting his dad.
You know how they surprise their dad?
It's like more of those kind of hugs.
Thanks.
You know what I mean?
Like, welcome home, son.
I can't wait.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you very much, Bobby.
And in my case, maybe the Vietnam War, because it's, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
The Korean War.
Let's make it Korean War, because I'm Korean.
Right?
What the fuck?
What war do you want, Jermaine?
I don't know.
You got to pick one.
I did.
Okay.
Jermaine, we can do any war you want.
What kind of warthog reenactment would you like?
Vietnam.
Vietnam.
You want Vietnam?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, great.
Oh, you want to do Vietnam?
Okay, so it's a tie.
Two to two to one.
Because of the Lord's Finchburn.
Yes, the reference.
Yes, yes, yes.
With the tune, right?
No.
No, no.
Apocalypse Now, Jinx.
Apocalypse Now, my bad.
All right.
My bad.
All right, so go ahead.
What's the final movie question?
Okay, here we go.
Let's go.
By the way, Zach paused long enough to not know it was his name in this movie.
Who's in the movie?
He was like, Zach Efron.
I almost wanted you to look at your hand like, Zach Efron, that's me.
I just hit the table for you.
One actor.
One actor.
In the movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Oh, this is good.
Come on.
Wow.
Come on, boys.
John, do you know?
Wow.
Oh.
No.
I can't think of a single person.
I can't think of a single person.
The guy from Jaws is in it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's his name?
What's his name?
Don't give him all of his movies.
He's not going to know the name.
Well, he's going to get a hug now.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to have to cherish this hug.
This is important.
Richard Dreyfuss.
Richard Dreyfuss is in it?
No.
Oh, my God, dude.
Zach's buzzed.
He didn't buzz.
Yeah, I see.
It's Richard Dreyfuss.
Richard Dreyfuss.
He's in it?
Give him a hug.
Oh, we do?
You pretty much crowned him.
You did.
Yeah, you did.
He wants to accept it.
Yeah, yeah.
A moment in your head.
Yeah, dude, you didn't want to hug me.
You knew the answer.
You didn't want to hug me.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up, dude.
You know what, Jermaine?
Yeah, yeah.
You play out the scene right now with Bobby right behind us.
Give a hug like you're coming home from the war.
Well, yeah, we can both be coming home from the war.
Yeah.
Or we've built it up so much, we can just take it away from him.
Yeah, we could.
Never give him the satisfaction.
Never give it to him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right, Zach.
Zach, you've just come home.
Zach, you play the dad.
Okay.
You're the dad.
I'm your Korean.
I was adopted.
Obviously, I was adopted.
No, no, no.
What if his wife was Korean?
I don't look half Asian.
Yeah, you do.
You look full Asian, but there