Name: The Magic Man w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | Ep 224 | Bad Friends
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The Magic Man w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | Ep 224 | Bad Friends

Hey, everybody, guys, we got new shirts.
And this is, I think, one of our best shirts of all time.
I think so, too.
On it, it has all the whole cast of characters in it.
The gang's all here.
The gang's all here.
And then Poway High School, the home of the Titans.
Home of the Titans, baby.
My high school's there, Hollywood, all that stuff.
The comedy store.
Toosie's on there, Cricor's on there, McCone, Carlos, everyone.
We also have mugs.
If you like coffee, you want to start your day right with the bad friends,
we also have mugs on there, mugs and shirts.
Go get them now before we stop selling them.
We're doing limited time runs for a lot of this stuff.
Go to BadFriendsMerch.com, BadFriendsMerch.com.
Also, we're going down on them, mate.
We're going to be in Australia.
On them, on them, mate.
Sydney, we have to add seats because you guys did great.
Tell them where we go.
We're going to Sydney.
You said it.
Sydney.
Brisbane, Australia.
Brisbane.
Auckland, New Zealand.
Melbourne, Australia.
Melbourne.
Adelaide, Australia.
Adelaide.
Berth, Australia.
Perth.
Tickets are going fast.
Tickets are going fast.
Go to BadFriendsPod.com for tickets.
BadFriendsPod.com.
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
What's going on your face?
Like a teenage girl.
I'm like a teenage girl.
I'm like a teenage girl.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
I love it.
Are there like pink ones that can blend into your face?
You had to do the yellow.
These were for you, but I just...
Oh, I see.
Good.
You want me to save that stuff for the pod?
Yeah.
Dude, let me tell you something.
Did you offer our guests anything to drink or anything?
Water?
They're very kind.
I got water.
I'm good.
Everybody's a little starstruck.
Everyone is a little starstruck.
A starstruck.
A starstruck.
A starstruck.
- Dude, let me tell you something.
Did you offer our guests anything to drink?
- That's right, they were very kind.
I got water, I'm good. - They better.
- Everybody's a little starstruck.
- Everyone is a little starstruck?
- A starstruck. - A starstruck.
This guy.
Dude, we hire-- - This guy.
- Almost all the people that work for us are A, illegal.
- They're illegal, they don't have cards.
- Or B, they're felons. - Felons, yeah.
- Honest felons.
- Carlos, did you know Seb back in the day?
- I would see you at the comedy store, yeah.
- Yeah, but he didn't know you.
- No. - No.
- Well, no, 'cause you were around.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I wasn't friends with Sebastian.
- But this is before he blew up, though,
so you didn't go, "Hey, I'm Carlos?"
- No, no, he's-- - Okay, okay, all right.
- You think Sebastian was in Sacred Ground
with the crackheads in the back of his--
He did stand up and went home.
- Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.
- These guys were cock-a-roaching
behind the comedy store. - Right, yeah.
- He didn't linger.
- He didn't need to, yeah.
- I did, I lingered early on.
In my early years, I was a lingerer.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But as, you know, as you grow up,
you go home.
- Bobby-- - Well, I didn't make it yet,
so, you know what I mean, I need to hang out.
- You mean now?
- Yeah, now. - I agree.
- I hang out now because I haven't made it yet.
I mean, my opportunity might, you know what I mean,
maybe I'll do the Golden Globes.
- Are you sleeping in Mitzi's office?
Don't you pass out sometimes up there?
That's your little apartment?
- Well, first of all, no one's ever been
in Mitzi's office, you know that?
- I have.
- There's no, no one's been--
- I have.
- Don't do this, you haven't.
Have you been in Mitzi's office?
- Yeah. - Yeah, what are you talking about?
- I don't think you guys know where Mitzi's office is.
- This is such, what a dumb guy think.
There was another room with a desk?
What are you talking about?
- No, where do you think Mitzi's office is?
- What are you talking about?
- What are you guys talking about?
And I don't like this, I don't like what's going on
right now, dude.
- After you--
- Go ahead, Seth.
- Let me ask you this. - Okay.
- It's Mitzi's office is Mitzi's office at the Comedy Store.
- That's very good, yeah, all right.
Good, this is good.
You're acting, you're treating me like you've always said,
like a child.
- Yeah.
- And I'm gonna allow this.
All right, so go ahead, let's go.
- No, the way you're behaving is as if we didn't come
across the office because the office is located on Kauai.
- I know, but what I'm saying to you is, is that,
can I ask you a question?
- Yes.
- After your question.
My question, are there many offices at the Comedy Store?
- Yes. - Yes.
- There we go, am I, okay, so.
- What?
- And so what I'm, no, stop.
- Dude, this is the worst detective of all time.
Trying to find clues that aren't there.
- Yeah, yeah, they're all right.
So what I'm saying is, is that I feel like you've been
in an office where you thought it was Mitzi's office,
but it really wasn't.
- Okay.
- Okay, so what I know this about Mitzi's office
is that it's been closed since the 70s,
and no one's ever been in there.
- That's not true.
- Okay, so now I'm gonna ask you, Seb, and you, Andrew,
all right, all right, because I'm not afraid.
Number one, I don't, I'm not based in fear right now.
I have courage, and I know what I'm talking about.
- Okay.
- You fucking assholes right now, right?
And don't do, you know what this is?
I saw this on TikTok.
It's the way to, you know what I mean,
get control of the room with your hand like this.
- Yeah, you know what this is?
- Yeah.
- You know what this is?
- Yeah.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know if we need to tell you,
'cause you haven't been.
This is kind of the greatest thing.
- This is so funny, because now you'd see what's going on.
They now are scared,
because they don't know where her office is.
- I do.
- So this is great.
- No, the office is upstairs.
- Okay, so where I go, there's many building offices up there.
So describe to me how I get up there.
Okay, since you've been in there, does the office have a heavy, like red kind
of velvety drape that you remember?
- I don't know if it does anymore, but it did.
It used to have a, there was a secondary door before you got to her office door.
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's it, that's it, that's it.
- Yeah, that's it.
- Yeah, that's it.
- I've never been in there.
- No, no, here's the deal.
- Yeah, I've never been in there.
I've never been in there.
- A responsible grown, hold on, hey, Egert, Adam, you're on, you're on Bad
Friends with Sebastian and me and Bobby, and Bobby claims, that's, yeah,
exactly.
He goes, nobody's been in Mitzi's office since the 70s, and I said, me and you,
I said, I've been in it, you and I went in it, did or did, have we not been in
Mitzi's office?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Yeah, okay, thank you, I love you.
- I'm not done.
- No, we're done.
- Give me the phone, give me the phone.
- Yeah, why can't Bobby go in, Egert?
- Oh, that's totally different, yeah.
- Right.
- Oh, what is it then, Egert?
- Bobby, there's so many fucking reasons.
- Yeah, there is.
Yeah.
And I think our audience knows.
- Hang up, hang up the phone.
- I love you, I'll call you later.
- Hang up the phone, hang up the phone.
- Goodbye, I love you.
- Okay, so I was wrong.
There are parts of this conversation I've ever read.
- So aggressive to our guest.
- Listen, guys, I never know.
- Guys, I never know when I come on these things.
- Yeah.
- Is this like on?
- Yes, we're doing it.
- We had already started.
- I just did a podcast where it was like,
okay, we're gonna start in a bit of water, this and that,
and then it was like an introduction.
- Yeah.
- Here it's like, hey, we're running right from the get go.
- This is a car accident.
- Okay, no, it's not a car accident.
- It's just gonna happen.
- Oh my God, you guys are making me so mad right now.
- Dude, what is your problem?
- I don't know, I'm just aggro right now.
- What happened in Century City that you're so upset?
- It took me a long way to get here.
- Well, no shit.
- What were you doing over there?
- CA's packaging, and I had, you know what I mean?
- Don't act like it is.
- Okay, so anyway.
I'm doing this, you know what I mean?
Because it's like, it's a whirlwind.
So I don't want to get into why I was there.
- Did you say whirlwind or whirlwind?
- It's a whirlwind?
- Which word do you think it is?
- W-I-N. - You think it's whirlwind?
- Worldwind?
- No, it's W-H-I-R-L wind.
- W-I-N-D. - W-Y-N-N, like Steve Wynn.
- No, no, no, not Steve Wynn, wind.
Or whirlwind, what is it?
What is it?
- No, no, no, I'm just saying you're right no matter what.
- Okay, but Seb, I know you're gonna say something.
Let me just say something.
We'll do the proper intro, okay?
- No, you don't need to.
- I just need to know where we're at.
Is this part of like, oh, we get warmed up,
and then all of a sudden the foreigner says,
"Hey, let's get this going."
- No, you're right, you're right.
- Our guest today is one of our favorite comedians
who ever walked the earth.
An actor, a comedian, a writer,
probably one of the most brilliant performers alive today,
Sebastian Menescalco.
What did you, what?
Don't step on them.
- A real comedian.
- A real comedian for once.
- For once on this show.
- Yeah.
Let me just get back.
Okay, I'm back.
Do it again.
- I already did it.
- All right.
He's a real comedian.
That's what I got.
Not only that did I get actor, world win we said.
- A great actor, a great writer,
a great performer, a great comedian.
- May I say something?
- A great father.
- May I say something?
- A great friend.
- May I say something?
Because I have my own two bits as well.
- Please, please.
- He's a great guy.
You never said that.
And also, secondly, I've known him probably one of the longest, right?
- Yeah.
- And he's one of those guys that I always knew.
So, Sebastian Menescalco.
- You know what?
Guys, guys, you know what?
Let's just go back to the normal way you do it.
- Why, that doesn't seem organic?
- We can't do NPR podcasting.
It's just not for us.
How many did you do today?
Two interviews?
- I did the School of Greatness.
You ever do that one?
- What is that?
- I've never heard of it.
- What is that, Carlos?
- What is that?
- Ooh.
- What is that?
- We're not that great, so I don't know if we'd go.
- Well, we've never seen them in the charts.
Are they bigger than us?
- No way.
- Okay.
- I love your attitude right now.
Thank you so much.
- This is like Lewis Howes.
- Oh, he was there.
- Now, what's his thing about?
- It's more like, you know, grown-up shit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's a two-time New York best-selling author,
is that what it says?
Yeah, two-time all-American athlete,
keynote speaker, entrepreneur.
Wow.
- Yeah, it was more about like life.
- Life.
- Yeah, we do life too, bud.
- No, no, yeah.
- How's your life going?
- Some people watch it.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Some people watch it.
- Yeah, yeah.
Whoa, dude, you're flexing, huh?
- He's being a little diminutive,
and it's interesting you would do that
to someone you respect so much like Sebastian.
- No, this is the first time I have someone I admire.
- On our show?
- That's very sweet, yeah.
- You've never admired any?
- We had John Cena, didn't admire.
Zac Efron, didn't admire.
No Zac Efron, no I admire?
All right, we've also had, who else have we had?
- U2.
- U2.
- The band U2?
- We had U2, Bono, we had Bono,
and The Edge, okay.
Yeah, we're like, you know, we're the bottom,
but my point is that-
- It's fine.
- Who else have we had?
- So you had Bono here?
- No.
- He's just, he doesn't-
- His English is bad.
- He's bad.
Yeah, we never had Bono here.
- He meant he has us two.
- Oh, I thought it was U2.
- Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
- He's very bad with communication skills.
- He is very bad with English.
Can you shut the fuck up maybe?
All right, 'cause we have a gas.
Anyway, so Sebastian is an old friend,
and he's killing it, you know, it's great.
I'm so happy for you.
- Thank you.
- Here