Name: Good Times Energy w/ Jack Black | Ep 230 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Good Times Energy w/ Jack Black | Ep 230 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-05. Transcript available.

Good Times Energy w/ Jack Black | Ep 230 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends is it
uncomfortable it's not
uncomfortable
we should get the nicest chairs we can we can find like really high-end but
only one of them
so then if we have two guests one of the the best guests gets it i don't even
know why where you
buy chairs where do you buy chairs where would you buy chairs uh i do some
amazon uh purchasing of
no i haven't bought any yeah yeah no but i have bought like camping chairs on
amazon yeah and if
you go high-end camping chair you can go like zero grav i've gotten a zero grav
chair on amazon what's
a zero grav it makes you feel like it's zero gravity where you feel like you're
floating but really
floating dude it's just the angle of that barca lounge whoa i think i need one
because i play stardew
valley so much uh-huh that like my back is beginning to hurt you it's probably
a symptom
of playing too much video games yeah i think i like hunch over like this and i
also kind of dip
whoa look at that zero gravity gaming chair whoa that's what i want scorpion
yeah does it come with
the girl or no yeah not that i would you know she would like clean and stuff
you know oh let's move on
that's why you game in zero grav yeah that's great i just bought off off the
internet i bought those
little like really low to the ground chairs so when we go to because it's
summertime dude and it's going to be
movies in the cemetery have you been uh i have been to that place is that hollywood
is forever yeah
forever cemetery great spot we love going every year we go watch a cool movie
we've done like they
did kill bill one and two we've done beetlejuice it's all have you ever done
the movie theater in
the cemetery synespia all right man welcome our guest no if you're going to be
rude in front of
jack black because you're trying to be a hot shot cool guy sorry jack no i'm i'm
going to be answering
no you're trying to be a hot shot cool guy in front of jack i get it i get it
assert dominance
yes yes i've been oh thanks for adding to the conversation i mean it's just
crazy right
now dude it's too early everybody welcome jack black to the show i want to say
this about you
jack black oh we have so many things to say maybe maybe one of the most bingo
lovable funny beautiful
people we have on earth right now who me bobby bob yeah i just wanted to say i
wanted you to
recognize what i was saying yeah i you know may i say stuff yeah please i think
you're one of the
most beautiful funny fun loving can't do the same thing you have to mix it my
own thing yeah do your
own thing uh dynamic yep versatile oh yeah yeah creative did you say that
already no but it's all
kind of wrapped in oddly nimble you are you are oddly nimble you're talking
about me yeah you're
dancing i remember you you do dancing i do move around yeah i get yeah i i am
oddly nimble that's a
good that's a good description i think of my nimbleness it's odd um you built a
mini you built a
mini ramp in your backyard right don't you have a mini i did that's so cool
have you ever seen that
i've seen many raps here because i watch x games of him skating oh no no no no
no you you skate i do
i didn't i'm not a real ramp skater i use it more of a mode of transportation i
all through my teen
years i was skating all oh you mean you're real for real yeah uh that is no
longer there we took it
down because uh there are too many we got there's a lot of beefing and uh wait
what's going on oh
there's just a couple injuries and i was like enough of this crazy wacky thing
it's not right
um i i do enjoy it but i also am not good at it let's be honest well you can
drop down i think that's
the hardest thing dropping down i cannot drop down what can you drop up here's
what i do i start in
the middle and i go back and forth yeah uh until i fall down can we just say it's
dropping in you
know this right drop drop in correct yeah it's not dropped out excuse me niger
houston well here well
here's what's funny about you you you're going to me here fucking this guy used
to claim that he
skated remember that remember that whole fucking lie that he perpetrated tony
hawk taught me on ollie
it's online yeah wait a second can you ollie i can now because tony taught me
it's online
and also he yeah yes i can you it's online that's one step before and i get an
intro look at look at me
look at my ponytail but i want to watch this right now yeah please yeah yeah
let's not watch that right
now okay so uh anyway um but you but you know how to go back and forth like the
thing i can go back
and forth and i can do a couple kind of spin a ruse but i cannot even ollie
dude we'll get you there
i can't kickflip i did a whole video of me yelling at people to do a kickflip
and it was a lot of fun to
yell at people and watch them do kickflips but i it was i felt like a hypocrite
because i cannot kickflip
i can't even ollie i know you can't kickflip without knowing how to fucking ollie
jack walk before you
can run exactly dude uh so yeah if afterwards if you do you have a couple decks
here you didn't
bring your board did you no i don't i don't really have i see a board but it
doesn't have any wheels
on it yeah yeah i i got rid of all my boards yeah i used to use them for art
but no longer yeah that
skateboard that was giving us uh what a fan did that as a gift we've got some
fun every if you look
around the room actually all this is fan art everything has been given to us
from oh nice
it looks like there's some ai art back there oh that one that's that's a real
oh that one yeah that's
no that's my brother who lives in india no okay let me just say something i am
very gullible i believe
everything that is told to me i never go you but yeah that's you know you're
right ai you you you got
it i did that was ai yeah yeah yeah you got it man i want to i don't want to be
andrew space prince
from india yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't want to be offended jack but may i say
something that might
be you know i mean i mean i don't want i want to be myself yeah yeah yeah and i
want to be real with
you do you mind if bobby's real with you go straight at me i'm going to go
straight at you
um i appreciate you uh-huh yeah here it comes no there's no comment man right
yeah you said i
appreciate well i appreciate you i mean and i i don't want you to feel weird a
fan big fan throw
that out there um but i think you've helped me sexually i'll tell you why oh
all right
this is all good it's great i was ready for the butt no no no i'm grateful for
it and i get real
yeah i get really emotional about it but i think that like you because you know
we're i mean i know
i'm littler than you smaller right but i feel like we're in the same you know i
mean range of like
body types almost yes yeah yeah let me finish on a spectrum on a spectrum yeah
yeah yeah yeah
his is more evolved i say i'm rocking about 250 right now yeah i've been stuck
here for
for years where are you at where are you at i'm at 180. one one you're in the
one yeah wow you're not
even in the same universe as me bro yeah yeah but women have got like i've got
with girls and they
go i like that jack black look oh man you know what i mean yeah and in my mind
i'm like i always
get on my hands and knees and i go thank you so much jack black i think i mean
i'm not praying to
you you are though yeah i am and i go thank you for oh like he's paving the
world road so i can get
some nookie nook you know what i mean so i appreciate it that's all i'm saying
you paved the road to
pussy town that's basically what you've done yeah yeah so thank you so much for
that you knew that
might be the highest compliment i've ever received i don't know if you know
this but jack black is a
subcategory on porn hub is if you search jack black no oh yeah there's not
really a crew of guys that
look like jack black on there i am not gonna immediately search that as soon as
it's gonna do it's over
i might google i might do that at porn hub if somebody compares your body to
jack black what would
mine be compared what would they what's mine oh you i know what you're doing it's
gross what is it
oh you want to say tom hardy is it i guess yeah yeah yeah yeah tom hardy yeah
tom hardy i guess it
is yeah yeah i mean you you you are i mean as a com for a comic i think you are
yes it's you're not
matt rife no no you're not matt rive or jeff die no that's true but you're like
two below that maybe
three yeah but still still 15 above me yeah i mean so that's pretty good it's
pretty good yeah but um
um yeah you're pretty hot people women have said that no it's hot you're well
your co-host is hot
yeah hot hot tempered is really what it is yeah yeah uppity and hot tempered
yeah but i will say
jack getting back to reality thank you for everything that you've done
in the world of comedy and you're you're you're you bring joy on a level that i
think i've never once
seen you and gone nah no i see you and i go oh yeah that guy's great bro i'll
tell you the first
time i saw you dude yeah and it wasn't a huge part all right but i remember
going oh that guy's good
right a movie called school of rock no dmw i don't think i'm in that yeah you're
in that one are you
sure man walking oh yeah yeah yeah you're on the w he hates acronyms yeah i
love acronyms dude you
gotta say them all out yeah yeah dead man walking dude you play his brother
remember he's about to get
mgk that's what happened earlier like yeah we had mgk in here a couple days ago
and it was a funny story
and i was like mgk machine he's like machine gun color oh if you would have
said that but it was
but it was a serious scene in the movie right where like your brother's dying
right he's on death row
yeah jack right yeah sean pan sean penn's your brother right yeah yeah it's the
dead man walking and
then he you guys are in like i remember distinctly you guys are in sort of
waiting room i think you're
wearing a suit i don't know were you ever wearing a suit yeah it was like a sears
uh it was a cheap
suit yeah yeah we we uh yeah uh uh a low-income family yeah and uh i was one of
his little brothers
yeah yeah there were three of us and um i was so uh uh freaked out because i
love sean penn ever since
uh i saw fast times at ridgemont high my favorite actor so good and uh weirdly
that was kind of the
only comedy thing he did the very first movie and then he went hard into like
uh drama yeah but but
that's fast times no one i mean i know it's a specific character you know it
seems more sketchy
like a sketch like a sketch character almost but dude he because he's such a
good actor it just makes
it so much better because it's so believable like he doesn't he never looked
like that again which i
thought was really wild like he transformed that stoner surfer thing never you
know was reimagined
by him which i thought was kind of wild after that you never saw him look like
that ever again
donut in his around his belly button when he walks in remember that remember
fast times i don't remember
a donut in his belly button i think yeah i think he walked into the room with a
donut in his belly button
as piccoli as piccoli am i not right or no i don't think so right there or bagel
bagel yeah
that's tucked into it but i'm sure that's a choice mr hand yeah yeah yeah well
no one had captured
that kind of stoner before him on film that i'm aware of yeah and it was uh
just such a brilliant
hilarious performance but anyway so i had this little part as his little
brother and it was just uh
uh a a surreal experience and i and i got to watch him do his thing uh up close
and personal and i was
there on the day that he shot the scene uh with susan sarandon in the jail in
the jail oh my god it's
the night before he's gonna get executed and he's just having this cathartic
like uh just
explosive tears and um it's a confession he confesses to her it's the
redemption part of it
yeah and then we obviously you weren't shooting that d