Name: Skibidi, Slay, Purr | Ep 231 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Skibidi, Slay, Purr | Ep 231 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-12. Transcript available.

Skibidi, Slay, Purr | Ep 231 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends
so anyway um let's start with uh start with love well let her start the show go
ahead rudy
start the show hello everyone como sta hi yeah talk to the audience how are you
guys i'm jules
or rudy or whatever you want to call me and this is tito bobby this is tito andrew
and over there we
have carlos andres and miko they know what they know the show so what we want
is go into some of our
our biography so just where he was born and family and then me too okay okay we'll
start with tito
andrew tito andrew is from irish ireland yes yes uh he's he's he's 38 years old
sure um sure they moved
to the us when he was eight years old what city in ireland yeah yeah what city
where are my family
from in ireland uh chicago chicago ireland that's right chicago island yeah
where the bear is yeah
where the bear is the bears yes the football team no she's talking about my mom
oh wait andres congrats
on espania no boo i don't want to eat we're not doing we're not doing that yeah
let's go back to the
biography um tito andrew has a cute dog he does um yes what's the name um name
is you got it name
is curly tops curly curly curly tops i love curly tops curly touches okay let's
go over to tito bobby
tito bobby is from north korea yes that's true and he moved to the u.s when he
was 10 years old
11. oh 11 years 11 years old with his brother and his say it
abusive father abusive i like the fist yeah that was nice yeah and then he got
famous over a video
where he got down syndrome boy that's right that's right that's right you think
that's what i figured
isn't that funny that is how he got famous well that's what tick tock or tick
tock yeah that is
true it's just called they should call tick tock facts yeah yeah yeah the fax
channel or whatever
tick facts yeah quick facts on tick facts yeah yeah how about um carlos where's
he from
oh mexico yeah that's right what city in mexico do you know um mexico city mexico
city mexico yeah
yeah and i don't know how he's that white but yeah whitewashing you know what
michael jackson did at
the end that's what he's been doing he's been bleaching his skin which is not
okay uh we can say
it this podcast will come out significantly afterwards but um congratulations
to espania
uh in the euro cup one of the it was kind of it pissed me off it really it
pissed me off so much
british to win that way i did because more than spain the 60s yeah you guys
always win everybody
wanted england to win that game yeah spain wanted went england to win it's been
50 years i'm gonna
say this in terms of uh players i think england has the best players right now
yeah obviously not
and don't give us a spain flag emoji and we won wimbledon too that is true that's
true that is even
more heartbreaking what's going on over there what's up with these spanish
players really showing up i
think we all was there no yeah let me ask you something when you guys went to
africa and stole
all those black people um yeah and you're putting them on the ship no it was
you guys you guys invented
that uh am i not right yeah yeah yeah you know why did you push them in the
middle of the ocean and
uh you know if they were a little sick or what was that for what was that all
about testing you're
testing yeah can they swim oh so you thought you heard a stereotype right and
you were like maybe
it's wrong well was there was there a control to your experiment you had to
have a control yeah can
spaniards swim most of them yeah i don't know i don't know i've never seen a spanish
don't forget
the filipinos what whoa they went oh yeah that's right spain went to yeah what's
up with the
colonizing dude yeah what happened down there you know what's so funny that
should be that country's
uh slogan don't forget the filipinos yeah don't forget what did you see at senespia
last night
uh macon i saw midsummer so great yeah have you ever seen a movie in that we
talked about this on
the show have you ever seen a movie in the cemetery in the summer no oh my god
it's the best
i bombed there once on a show and you did that live show there yeah oh i said
no way and i bombed
so bad i was like i can never come back to the cemetery you died as hard as
those that are yeah
yeah it was i think yeah it's one of the coolest venues that's it yeah it's one
of these pieces of
la that people don't know unless you're a local and it's beautiful it's great
and you gather around
i watched kill bill one and two last time i was there you know what let's watch
a movie there
well what's what's next well let's see bring up the calendar oh there you go
there you go uh empire
records bridesmaids true romance la bomba the night the nightmare before yeah
there's six left
yeah i would do true go up a little bit more no let's go see la bomba dude la
bomba is great it's
so good i had a dream too richie
that's the only line i remember hey say say let me hear you say that
have you heard of richie valence you are told you never heard that song before
it's not like that it's para bailar la bomba don't correct us if you correct
the host again i don't
know i i can't continue you stepped on i can't continue i can't five times you
you're talking
shit when bobby walked in oh i thought they were just going but i guess they're
well look they're saying
something but who gives us yeah yeah so para bailar la bomba and how awful does
that
say it the way that you know it what say it the way you know it i was just
doing it no the way you
know it better better better better song yeah it's more familiar right right
what do you think
that's it that's a better version yeah i want to buy that record yeah or what
about this classic
what song is that i don't know what that is yeah that's a richie valence song
oh oh my god i do
the oh really long it's way longer yeah yeah i love oh donna it's such a great
song
it's a white girl donna and their love wasn't permitted because of racial
tensions and that's
what's gross about this country man and we're changing it one step at a time
yeah yeah one step
at a time we're trying oh donna oh have you heard that song no no she doesn't i
i'll tell
um i had a girl donna was her name dun dun dun dun since she left me i've never
been the same
dun dun dun dun dun because i love yeah whatever you got it yeah yeah but guess
what you know how
he died how guess tragedy guess guess the tragedy how he died like uh you're
psychic we know you're gonna
get it right the first time like like who's that rock star the elvis presley
that's right he died on a
toilet yeah yeah because he was too constipated that that way same wait wait
you're saying that
many many years before elvis died right so elvis is a hack he stole it he stole
the death yeah i wanna die
i'm gonna die on the toilet somebody get me a peanut butter sandwich wow i
wanna die on a toilet
incredible richie valence died on the toilet it was a tragedy because um it's
awful not only did
they they it took three huge acts yeah that's like radiohead billy eilish back
then taylor swift and
taylor swift dying in on one plane crash imagine the tragedy crazy crazy um was
it the big bopper
big bopper big bopper yeah and um you got it the guy with the glasses you got
it oh come on
fuck what's his name the guy with the glasses give me the first name no give me
the first initial b
benny hooligan no benny hooligan what no uh b give me give me the last uh
initial z that's not that
i don't think it's b either you liar what is it what the song is it's bh i just
said the second song
is like it's b8 every day look a little closer i gave him the head twice going
down a roller coaster
come on love like that will take buddy holly there it is buddy holly i got it i
got it buddy out but so
the big bopper richie valence and bobby buddy holly died in one plane and back
then they were like huge
spirit airlines it was spirit airlines yeah even back then it wasn't good yeah
yeah allegiant maybe
yeah yeah crazy well speaking of dead celebrities and thank god we didn't call
them out because
sometimes we call people dead on the show richard simmons died and right after
shelly duvall died
like back to back no shannon doherty died what today no not last night wait are
you kidding me bro
yeah it's been about so you got three though yesterday right she's your age
this week i know 53. god
it's awful dude what is going on what do you mean richard simmons i know how he
died cancer as well
i guess we're all gonna get it and you just gotta hope it's a easy one oh my
one that doesn't hurt a
lot and with the butthole kind you're working on it yeah your diet i know yeah
i met him once my dad
had prostate cancer which is good because you beat it if you find it quick oh
really yeah yeah he was
a lovely man skin cancer oh he had skin cancer yeah well yeah but he's he has
that skin you know he's
played out in the sun too much i think he played in the sun is such a funny way
to say that what do
mean he's playing out in the sun to me like a nine-year-old doing all that in
the sun and dancing
in the sun yeah yeah it's not good for the skin it can't be well it depends on
who you are yeah but
you're white what you're white yeah whites we're not all right you know she's
right filipino bastard
okay no she's right we're not we're not supposed to be in the sun we're
supposed to be inside and
you're supposed to be outside in the fields i get it back out there no but um
no what about awful
it was a bad it's awful darker skinned people are less what did you just bring
up are less likely to
experience sunburn no no no google can black people be in the sun longer yes
carlos by the way it is
funny my when ep came over to my house and we were outside and he was like give
me some sunscreen and i
was like come on you're black i need it oh really that's like stealing oxygen
from somebody who's like
who has like covet you know what i mean like taking their tank at the hospital
i need it yeah you don't
need any sunscreen can i ask a i'm on the brink i mean look at this sensitive
question yeah and
i want to be able to approach it in a very you know um non-racist way okay i
want to be delicate
here yeah dance dance lightly oh very lightly you know um i've been on a beach
yeah you've been on
beaches i'm a beach guy no you're not okay just for the story okay right she's
right you've been to a
beach hawaii you go to that i've been a lot of beaches and that's the truth i've
been on beaches
with you yeah but you hate being i know but i'm still i i didn't say i love
being there i said i've
been on them that's what we share in common i hate them you could do i love you
so much dude i have zero
zero why am i there yeah i'll just go to the pool why am i why am i there yeah
i just don't like sand
in any of my cracks and it gets in all your cracks and you have a lot of cracks
i have more cracks i've
triple craps that i have triple cracks than most humans that came out you're
cracked up i'm cracked up
anyway let's go sensitive thanks for the humor there i appreciate it but um i've
been on the beach
before and i've seen you know african americans uh-huh at the beach at the
beach which is great no
yeah come on what are you saying you've seen them at the beach yes but i've
seen them put the
oil suntan you know suntan lotion or sun or oil sun tanning lotion sun tanning
lotion yeah yeah right
and then they lay out you know and i'm talking about like delroy lindo black
you know i'm talking
about go ahead and finish it i've got to try to i'm talking about samuel samuel
l jackson black
right successful yeah no yeah successful great guy people spiritual no no like
umbrella no umbrella just
out in the sun right yeah and i always think to myself and this is and here's
where the racism
might be construed as um what's the point what you doing i always want to go
what you doing
well what what what catching some beautiful vitamin d oh is that what it is
that's 