Name: Shaka Spirit & ComicCon Nerds | Ep 232 | Bad Friends
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Shaka Spirit & ComicCon Nerds | Ep 232 | Bad Friends

Hey, bad friends. I am on tour this fall coming to see you. I'm all over the
place. We're adding
shows. We're adding dates. I am so excited. In between Bobby and I going to
Australia,
New Zealand, I'm going to be going everywhere, man. I'm going all over the
place. I'm going to
Indiana. I'm going to Ohio. I'm going back home to Chicago. I'm going to
Oklahoma. I'm going to
Omaha, Nebraska. I am going to Charlotte, Atlanta, you name it. I'm there.
Kansas City,
Cleveland. I am there. Come see me in Boston and St. Louis and Grand Rapids.
Come on and see
your boy. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. andrewsantino.com.
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian
dude. You two are
disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. I got a movie offer to go
to Budapest.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I told you to take it. I don't know if I'm going to do it.
You have to take it.
There's no money. I know, but it's still like, who's in it? Marmaduke's Licamoo.
Dude, she's on fire. They. Oh, they are on fire, but Marmaduke and Sicamoo
though. Sicamoo's a boy.
Sicamoo's a boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Marmaduke is there. Marmaduke is there.
Toto Candy is in it, right? She got cut. Oh, Toto Candy got cut, dude. But Toto,
did you see her in Delivery of Mine? One or two. Delivery of Mine, two, I think.
The second one was in Portuguese, right? Yeah. I like that they don't. But Toto,
woof, woof, woof.
I mean, she played a wolf. And dude. So good. The best wolf you've ever seen in
your life. Yeah. Woof, woof.
Amazing. Did we ever show that video of that girl who let the wolves lick the
inside of her mouth?
Look, there's a video of it. She'll open her mouth. Wolf kissing. Ew, yucky.
Yeah. Look.
Uh-oh. Did she catch? She dope, but the mouth licking.
She dope. Would have threw up everywhere. Please don't watch three minutes,
four seconds in.
Oh. Well, that's a wild wolf. Straight up. Straight up. So anyway.
For those of you watching, yeah, the wolf licked my mouth. So what? I love
wolves. That's Toto.
That's the girl we were talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah. There she is, Toto. She's
very good. So I
don't know if you've been to Comic-Con, but that's my first and last time. I'll
tell you that right now.
Well, you went and you were with my friends, which I love, two of my dearest
friends in the world.
I love them so much. Yeah. And you know, I've never, have you been to Comic-Con?
Oh my Lord. Once. You have? One time I went, Comedy Central paid me to go down
and I
had to do the intros for the workaholics guys. They were doing like a thing. I
had to go down and
do that. And it was so embarrassing. So embarrassing. So I'll tell you what you
see. And it's a wonderful
thing. And I just have to say, it's a beautiful thing you watch. You see
different varieties of your
favorite characters. Yeah. I saw Spinal Bifida Spider-Man. Yeah. Right. I saw
Fat Laura Croft.
Are you sure? Yeah. It was Fat Laura Croft. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Because I
was like,
she doesn't raid tomb. She raids the refrigerator.
That, I know Fat Laura Croft. And then I swear to God, and this is, it doesn't
sound mean,
but this actually happened. Yeah. So I'm, during the day, I'm smoking a
cigarette because I do a bunch of
events, right? I'm outside and I see maybe a four or five year old boy. I'm
pretty sure it was a boy in
a Batman outfit, in a carriage. Mom was, you know what I mean? Rolling. Right.
And the kid was doing
this. I don't know what he had. I don't know. Maybe he was excited, but he was
going like this. He was
going like that. Right. And no, I'm not, it's not a joke. I'm not making fun. I'm
not laughing.
Yeah. He was going. Right. Right. And then I heard the mom go, um, we're almost
there Batman.
And I go, that's not Batman. That's a bat. Okay. Filipino bat. Filipino bat.
All right.
That's what I saw. No, but why did you, it's literally what I saw. You didn't,
all these characters you described, it just sounds like you were at Kill Tony.
So funny, dude. All right. Here's another thing that I noticed that what you do
at Comic-Con.
I do, but let's be, let's be nice because a lot of our friends and family. We
love them.
Here's the deal. Comic-Con brings out the best of insults.
The best of the insults. They're the ones that don't shoot up things. Like Star
Wars saved their
lives. Yeah. It's Comic-Con like anime expo. Yes. Yes. It's down in San Diego.
It's been going on for,
I don't know, 30, 40 years now. Right. I have no idea, but people dress up.
That's fun. Images
at Comic-Con. It is really fun. I have a couple more things I like off my chest.
I'm sorry. We'll
talk about what it is. No, rope it out. I gotta get off my chest. Okay. But
show her images while
he tells it so she can see what it's like. Look at that. So this week, who was
there? It was, um,
Deadpool was there. Um, so I guess Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds did Thursday
or something. Oh,
wow. Um, it was what it was, um, Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. was there.
What is he promoting?
He's playing doctor. He now he's the MCU universe. Yeah. He's now Dr. Doom. Wow.
He's now Dr. Doom.
And so I was there for the movie. I'm on Borderlands. Okay. And so, um, what I
noticed what I do is when
you're there at Comic-Con and you're at a party, you find yourself lying all
the time.
Yeah. So I'll give you an example. I'm at a party. Okay. Like the entertainment
weekly
party. Yeah. Kid comes out. Bad friends, man. Fuck. And I go, what's up? What's
up? Right? Yeah.
And I, and they go, I'm big fan. I go, yeah. What do you do? Dude, I'm in rings
of power. And then you
have to go, oh, it's a good show. Oh, I love rings of power. Oh my God. The
arrows. Oh,
the arrows are surrealistic. And those are the trees. Well, the rings are
probably the,
the rings are so good. Oh, you're so good. Oh, good. Yeah. Oh my, it's the best
show I've ever seen.
You have to constantly do that. Right. You know what I mean? Like, oh my God.
Or, or you could
just not. Oh, let me try. Okay. Ready? You're the guy. Hey. Oh man. No, I. Bad
friends. No,
no. Oh, I love you guys. No, no. You got the rules wrong. Dude, I love you guys.
You're the one
that has to lie. Okay. You're the guy. Oh God. Goddamn, dude. All right. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Shock it out, dude. Oh, dude. Santino, man. Firefly. What's up? Man, I'm
spinning. Hold on
one second. Oh, you're the DJ. Oh, hey dude. Anyway, love bad friends. Uh-huh.
Yeah. Thank you,
dog. Oh, me? I'm in the new Star Wars thing. Yeah. Blank eyes. I'm in blank
eyes. Star Wars.
Oh, what are you in? Blank eyes. Blind guys? Blank eyes. Oh, blank eyes. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh,
I haven't seen it. Yeah. Oh, you would say that. Take it easy. Oh, you don't
lie. Why wouldn't you?
Why would you say that? You're right. You haven't seen it. Why I lie, you lie.
No, you don't lie.
Don't lie then. I just learned that. No, you know what though? Yeah. You
probably made him feel good.
And he's listening by the way. He's a fan. No, but here he, this kid, this kid.
Yeah. Okay.
He lives in Perth. Are we playing Perth? We are playing Perth. All right. So he
is,
he is one of the main kids in the, the eyes of the power. What's that? Oh yeah.
Ring,
rings. Yeah. Ring, rings. And yeah. Yeah. The rings of power. He's in the hills
have eyes. Yeah. He's
the kid and he has a rings of power. And he, I said, so I gave him my number.
So when we're in Perth,
we're going to bring him to the show. Okay, cool. Yeah. Yeah. Last thing I want
to say is, um,
oh, so you just realized I'm just, we're not, what? Is that him? Yeah. That's
him. Cool.
Good kid. Tyro. Well, how do you zoom in? How do you say his name? Yeah. Yeah.
That's him for sure.
How old is he? Hey, he's a kid. Relax. Relax. You know what I'm asking.
You're not. I know what you're doing. You little pervert. What are you,
the fucking Filipino Leo? Uh-uh. How old? Yeah. Uh-uh.
How do you say his name? Tyro Mahafaden? Yeah. Good kid. You know, isn't that?
That's not
Filipino. Sure it is. I know, but do you think he's hot? He's cute. Yeah. Yeah.
He's a good looking
kid. And you would? He's, he's young. No. Oh, you wouldn't? Oh, how old is that
kid? How old is
Tufayama? 18. Yeah. Oh, it's too young. Yeah. You're only three, two years
older than him.
That's still weird. I don't want to be a cougar. Wow. Okay. Okay. Hello. Yeah.
What's a Filipino cougar? Yeah. A wombat? What is it? Okay. Here's the last
thing I want to talk
about and then we'll move on from Comic-Con. No, we can do more Comic-Con.
There's a couple more.
Was Kevin Hart there? Yeah, he was. And this is, I'm not kidding you.
I didn't see him, but he was maybe three feet away from me.
No. And army comes in first. Yeah. Right. He's got a bubble of an army and he's
in the middle.
Did he say hi at all? No. Nothing, man. He comes in, does all the press things.
I was literally
five feet away from him and I was trying to look through his bodyguard so that
I can find a space,
you know, be through like, and then go look through the, like an armpit or
whatever and go,
what's up, man. You know what I mean? We couldn't even find that. Wow.
Right. Then he leaves. Then Edgar Ramirez is on the line. He's awesome.
Yeah. He's great. And I go, Hey man, you know what I mean? Because I was behind
the camp people interviewing him. He goes, Hey, and he kind of went,
Dwight. And then he goes, Oh yeah. It was like one of those.
And then he didn't know you were in the movie. Yeah. Jamie was there too in the
building.
Didn't see her once. Really?
Dude, I'm telling you right now, I'm going to say something because there was
two groups.
Did you see the robot? Yeah. The robot was there then. The robot was there.
That's somebody I really wanted. Yeah. Yeah. And so what I realized is there
was two groups.
There was the main group stars, the stars. And then there was like,
people in the movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hair, makeup. You know what I mean?
People in the movie. Right. And so then after they left, then we did the thing.
Right. But we were separated. Separated. Is that when you texted me?
What'd I say? Yeah. You want me to say it? No. Why? You texted me and I called
you
immediately because I know, I know when he texts me, I know when he's in a mood
and he just wrote,
I feel like a loser and it hurt my heart. Yeah. So I called you immediately and
I was like, what are you talking about? What's going on? And then you need to
get that
out of your head. Yeah, I know. Cause you're a superstar.
I was driving to San Diego. They had, they had my own car. They picked me up
from my house.
Love it. Driving down my shades on like Tony Stark, you know what I mean? And
then by the end,
you know what I mean? Just, you know, like, you just, you know, it, cause it's
just,
what's so funny, man? What was that? Were you Batman?
Yeah. By the end, I'm Batman. I'm Batman. No, but, um,
cause then you go to the parties. I went to two parties and then once the,
you know, I ended up going playing Jenga at the IG party, not Instagram. Um, IGN.
It's a video game company. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there was a corner
and there was a bunch of like, don't want to make fun of them. Good guys.
Cause I became friends with them. All of them. They were all, um, nerds.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Hey buddy, what's going on, man? You know what I
mean?
It's Kami-Kan. What? It's Kami-Kan. That's all. It's coming on?
It's Kami-Kan. It's only nerds. Don't say words like that. You can't say words
like that.
That's what he says when he comes on his wife. It's Kami-Kan.
It's Kami-Kan. It's Kami-Kan.
Oh, Andres. It's Kami-Kan. It's Kami-Kan. And she's like, no, no Kami-Kan.
No. Si, si, si. Si, si. Si, si, si. It's Kami-Kan.
Right. So these nerds were like, hey man, you want to play Jenga?
I swear to God. Why not?
There's probably hours of videos out there of me playing Jenga with people.
I played Jenga all night long. Did you win?
I won one. Hell yeah.
And I lost one. Hell yeah.
Right. But what a game. I never even heard of it before.
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