Name: Bill Burr Takes Us On a Ride | Ep 234 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Takes Us On a Ride | Ep 234 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-02. Transcript available.

Bill Burr Takes Us On a Ride | Ep 234 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends borderlands borderlands borderlands
borderlands
borderlands borderlands bobby's in a new hit movie out real soon did you read
any reviews
i i read a couple it was a review bring up one of the reviews for borderlands i
want to see it
the video game adaptation falls short of low expectations so they set the bar
low they still
went below it yeah once there was a pleasant highlight though as i must say i
almost saved
the film for me if not his brief appearance bobby lee his presence gave me an
ease of laughter that
i needed when he appeared on the screen if borderlands did anything right he
was casting bobby
lee i hope to see him in more in the future who made that i'm signing off who
wrote that as the
only redeeming quality of the film thank you mr lee and that was written go up
to the top yeah that was
peter de bruges oh thank you peter go up a little bit what variety wow dog
pretty big
so i met up with bobby last night after the premiere and bobby was uh with a
date and we had some
friends show up matt rife matthew rife and jackson mcqueen great guy funniest
thing bobby did at the
night when i said i had to go because i had to get up early this morning bobby
ordered an uber didn't
tell anybody and then i was like goodbye i love you guys and i walked out and
then bobby goes my uber
is here and he left matt rife sitting at the table by himself yeah yeah like
what are you doing what
do you mean why didn't you just he's an adult i have to sit there and chaperone
him well you have
to walk out with him you send me that yeah he's gonna post that yeah yeah send
me that right there
this is a different one with every storm cloud there's a silver lining and that
was bobby lee
seeing him made me smile instantly in his brief appearance in the film made me
all but who wrote
this this this can't be real i'm so i'm barely in the movie there's no way this
is real dude you're
trying to trick me dude who wrote this can i finish come here carlos come over
here for a second seeing
him made me smile and carlos come over here his brief appearance of the film
come over here carlos
i'll miss him every night that's very funny really good trick dude really good
very good all right so
let me say something okay the first one you can get me right yeah and um you
got a little greedy
didn't you yeah yeah yeah so look at me right now okay borderlands had the
first okay in lee and i
can't wait to see so the first the first one i'm like there's that's odd oh
good right yeah but the
second one right now it's fake i'm gonna as a friend right did you write these
no dude i don't know
why you can't love yourself okay why can't you love yourself all right carlo
all right carlos so
you don't know who wrote these well go up to the top we can read this one was
written by katie walsh
dude on our friendship is this a trick look she's real dude okay i understand i
knew who
katie walsh is right the former white house deputy chief of staff yeah yeah so
the former white house
chief of staff wrote that article for donald trump yeah sure it's for the l.a
okay all right so
who wrote it carlos look katie walsh did no no no all right so carlos can i say
the funniest part
about this yeah it's a go back to it says katie walsh wrote it this morning at
11 35 in the morning
i i know it's not funny if that's the review i'm happy so that's good i think
but if i find out
dude i swear to god i'm gonna rage out okay all right so i'm gonna give you one
last time did you
write it one last thing
bro i don't know what do you mean you don't know dude what was the question
yeah what was the
question is that review real of course it's real and with my name so that guy
wrote it with my name
in there so that i did a good job yeah you're the silver thank you bobby lee
yeah you're the silver
lining okay so that's all i need to know let's move on congratulations okay
thank you yeah okay
but i'm gonna tell you if that's not real i found it's not real even you mccone
right even everyone
in the room i swear to god i'm my mother no he's fine on my mother's life yeah
on my mother's life
if that's not real i will not do your movie at all i don't care when you get
the money i swear to god
on my mother's life i have nothing to do with all right so you have nothing to
do with the review you
have nothing to do with it no i just pulled it up all right you pulled it up i
couldn't pull it up on
my phone all right why because it's not real now let me ask you something as a
friend dude yeah is
that real it looked real to me no but you there you don't think there's any tumfoolery
going on
unless these gentlemen fooled us this is fine i gotta get to the bottom
maybe you too i have nothing to do i know you don't i know let's just move on
let's start the
podcast we just did yeah yeah well anyway um i don't i didn't think i was good
your date said
you were really good yeah she said to me she goes let's just move on for a baby
let's talk about
sneaking the nikki you want to talk about sticking to nikki no mine's already
gone i liked it yeah you
did right yeah you can be dismissed okay yeah yeah well i'm excited to go shoot
a movie in budapest
that's gonna be great tomorrow i know congratulations dude a little nervous i'm
not gonna lie you can be
great this is the first time i've been nervous in like a long time yeah like i'm
actually nervous
like i'm genuinely i haven't been nervous in film like nobody makes me nervous
but it's like
well the problem is i want it to be good i know you're in one scene right or a
couple scenes no no
one scene right so and it's also there's a lot of stars in it and so they've
already been working
together you probably have to walk into a situation yeah you're new you're new
guy you're right and so
you have to kind of kill it the first first take take off the jump yeah so i've
got to make even
rehearsals you got to kind of know it oh i dude i know every line line by line
is a lot i know their
lines is it a lot no it's five pages wow but i no no my lines aren't five pages
the scene is a five
page scene how many scenes lines do you have one and a half pages one and a
half lines
is it really one and a half lines i only have four lines wow they're flying all
the way over
there for that for four lines yeah yeah so you're gonna walk in you're gonna
feel the nerves what's
the line you know make it up i know all of them you know all words i know i
know their lines you
memorize the whole thing i know the whole scene you know when people do that it's
like i did that
because i really wanted to feel the scene i wanted to know what because that's
what you have to do is
to memorize other people's lines to feel the scene well let's not talk about
memorizing lines
let's not go toe to toe on that okay let's not i memorized the wrong pages
i remember i'm today i'm so defensive and let me tell you because i'm still
deceived by the borderline i'm so mad about it to me i can't i know but i can't
even let that
go until i know the truth and then we can move on okay it's awesome yeah
i'm just so happy dude i swear to god dude it's peter it is bro i promise it's
real
let's do let's look at barns texan let's look at some youtube footage right now
of dogs grabbing gopros
make me make bobby happy okay and by the way i am yeah no i am nervous to do it
oh here and here and i'll
tell you why humble humble pie moment yeah go ahead i want to look at his
photos i don't want to
up oh in the in the movie i just don't want to look at this a dog with a gopro
boy oh boy is just make
me this is gonna make me feel good go boy yes oh you look at him jump whoa he
can he can hold it onto his
tail it's on his back oh i thought he was like hooking up with his tail i go
that guy's so talented
look at him go all the dexterity on his tail does he go to the beach yeah yeah
dude this dog he's so
funny he just went into the ocean he does look and yeah he's gonna jump right
in yay but he just keeps
going and then you see like a little fin and then yeah so let's look at the
photos on in macone's phone
this is great is there any nudes he hasn't locked it and photos okay here we go
we got a photo of me
in there there's gonna be some deep that's where all right so um let me just
say just let me just
show the photos okay yeah why would you have this honestly it's an eagle in a
suit yeah yeah why would
you have that on your phone very funny it's very funny it's it's pretty fire
but i don't okay here's
another thing all right so he just screenshot you know what i mean an elliott
smith song
that sounds right yeah he couldn't memorize say yes yeah because i was
listening yeah shut the
up i i shut up all right couldn't remember i say yes dude yeah i didn't know
what would you like to
see more please okay is there any dps in there okay here's another okay this is
a hilarious one
he loves mica matsubara loves yeah yeah but can you just not on your spotify
just put it onto a
playlist or you're making a favorite song or something did you have to
screenshot it he was my
brother was listening to it oh you're right so like let me can i give you some
advice yeah in the podcast
when he's talking you yelling doesn't do anything we doesn't we can't hear it
it doesn't help so shut the
fuck up okay here's a funny me i don't know if you created this but my fish is
not eating anything
please help and it's supposed to be a joke so there's a dead fish in a box yeah
yeah yeah yeah
this is funny stuff dude really good stuff good meme dude really good meme is
there no pictures of
chicks in there or anything no but here's here's a this is so white and liberal
and like i'm i'm cool you
want to see this yeah like bro oh my oh my god it's so gross look at this yeah
you're one with the
people mccone i enjoy black people yeah yeah oh i could oh you know what i
could also do is google
like search andrew santino see if he's talk about you that's true let's just
say my name yeah this is
fun no no no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop stop stop oh my god
oh my god i'm not gonna do it hold on i'm not gonna do it what the are you
doing dude obviously
he's been talking some just back up i'm not gonna do it right obviously he said
some
he said some just fucking do you believe it dude you've said some i already
know you wow
you fucking i guess he said some yeah yeah yeah so back up that's crazy this is
pretty wild back up
back up dude it's okay if you can say it to other people why can't i read it is
it about me no
there's none about you it's about me is it about me i know are you nervous
about me did you say
something you shouldn't have said about me did you you have to sit down and
admit it yeah go sit down go
sit down go sit down give him his phone no i'm not gonna give him his phone i'm
gonna give him his
phone i gotta read it no no no no who did you say who did you talk about yeah
is it me here or bobby
let's see i'll do this no no no no no no no no no no no i can't believe you
because you're gonna
e-delete it or whatever what did you say did you talk about us no look at me in
the face right now
you're talking about me no about him yeah yeah yeah that's interesting it's so
interesting what
does that mean to you well i mean it it means a lot to me it means um that we
can't we're not
that close and do you think it means no australia oh it means enough to a lot
of things okay do you
mean do you think it's removal of job well i know that i was being lied to
about the the review too
you were just so i'm excess assessing all that as well i'll confess it was my
cone yeah i know
i know it was oh if i can access what the writing no i wrote it oh you wrote
the article the variety
thing yeah i'm taking okay then why the did you lie to me over there i'm taking
credit for the creative
i didn't want the cone to get credit for that i know but why did you why were
the