Name: Rudy Has A Seizure | Ep 236 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Has A Seizure | Ep 236 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-16. Transcript available.

Rudy Has A Seizure | Ep 236 | Bad Friends

hey everybody andrew's on tour i'm on tour please come see me uh i'm gonna be
in uh
indianapolis frank california indianapolis vancouver charlotte where else am i
going
the pula pocola oh pocola oklahoma kansas city cleveland yeah st louis grand
rapids
detroit new orleans san antonio jesus christ chicago durham atlanta charleston
new york philly
phoenix san francisco san diego boston and minneapolis i'm adding shows in minneapolis
and in boston and in san francisco wow come out and see me i'm gonna see andrewsantino.com
tell
him to come see me come see him andrewsantino.com andrewsantino.com you two are
bad friends who are
these two idiots white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting you two
are something we're bad
friends i have some good news for you though carlos i'm glad you're here what's
up so you know my friend
peter oh yeah peter what the gay asian exactly bingo the only peter around my
friend and so peter the
other night um i was talking to him and he goes um i'm a top now which is great
now is that a whole
thing for them to make the switch hey hello god you're tan huh yeah what the
where have you been surfing
serbia what'd you go to serbia for yeah wait you've been surfing every day huh
every weekend santa
monica yeah or el porto beach honestly yeah you are the most tan i think i've
ever seen you
yeah what's the i mean what's the goal here i don't know i'm just surfing and i
just get really like
brown you're in brown face yeah i thought you're getting ready for your kamala
harris impression
oh let's hear it yeah let's do it i heard no no i don't yeah do the impression
come on
give me a word the phrase that you should say is you think you just fell out of
a coconut tree
yeah yeah that's the one she says all the time right you know how to do yeah i've
never yeah just
try come on okay you're at the democratic convention right can you give me a
sample and then i'll follow
she kind of sounds like she's um like you just think you fell out of a coconut
tree she almost
sounds like she's gonna cry yeah yeah do the you just think you fell out of a
coconut tree let's
play the coconut tree you think you fell out of a coconut oh there we go here
we're here
heary heary heary heary how are we approaching this issue in a way that we also
understand we
cannot support and help our young people if we also also also also go ahead you
think you think
you just follow a coconut tree that's pretty good dude that's so good that's
pretty good call
lauren michaels yeah call lauren michaels right now call him oh my god dude
that was so good dude
first try let him know he can make right by the shane gillis mistake hiring an
asian
south asian that was very good you think you just fell out of a coconut tree
that's really good that's so good you're much you're much darker than her and
then the last photo
that we you know i you know we saw with the the other podcast that i do that
you were on i know but the
the the a lot of the comments are like oh she's now an adult because she's tan
no there's something
about the way because you know you have to understand she it's like you know
dude like in
different strokes yeah you mean when willis hmm not arnold but when willis grew
up you were like oh
you know arnold stay the same yeah yeah yeah arnold didn't really yeah he didn't
yeah he kind of
plateaued yeah but when willis became right when you saw him kind of transition
people watch him
grow up they watch on the show so we watch you grow up we watched you grow up
on the show you know yeah
yeah and it looks the exact same to me yeah to me she looks like you know a kid
yeah yeah our little
sister our little sister you know what i mean and she's you know yeah and this
thing didn't grow
oddly enough up here didn't grow oh that never grew yeah it kind of stayed the
same yeah have you
learned anything you've graduated college now i haven't wait how many years has
it been aren't
you been there for four years we're 46. i have one well two more semesters and
i graduate what is
that a teacher in mexico is teaching a student's physics using one one piece
what is that oh that's
the thing that you love so much the anime would you like to learn through one
piece yeah that would
be more interesting should you end up watching that one anime i told you to
watch not yet oh my god
nothing i suggest she watches nothing well no it's just when you push then i
don't wanna oh but i feel
like if i don't bring it up you won't either then yeah that's true you won't
you won't you won't be
informed at all yeah you gotta find some way okay i'll find some way i watched
the whale on the plane
great movie my god what wheel it's just this the brennan whale i watch a porn
called whale too yeah
yeah yeah oh i've seen that yeah i think it's just that that was like that it
just bummed me out
yeah it was just tough you had never seen it before no i you know what's so
funny i started it once and
then i was like yeah i just did you know you know when you start something you're
like this is gonna
fucking make me sad the whole flight i what's sad for me is i have a drawer
like that
you do yeah i have one of those drawers right yeah yeah yeah yes fried chicken
watching him
eat the chicken was the toughest that's so tough to watch yeah it's just like
the pizza oh yeah but that actually looked kind of good yeah if i'm being
honest and then the yeah
what's the ching chong ching chong china asian lady she's so good she's so good
in that movie she's so
good in it what is her name yeah i just called ching chong chung chow lady yeah
hung chow she's so good
that lady all right so i there's there's something i want to talk about that i
was told not to talk
about but you know me you gotta chat it up i gotta chat it up because it if it
doesn't turns into a
cancer chat it up chat it's not a rumor it's not a rumor thing no it's a fact
it's not a fact it's just
that um so it's a rumor it's not even a rumor it's just a little observation
all right give it to me
all right um i was in butte butte montana for three weeks with jim belushi yes
leslie jones yes
uh uh tiffany haddish no no eleanor kergan eleanor tiffany was no she wasn't he
was no
it was a little rowl no little rowl that's tiffany isn't that the same that's
the same person
okay that's right that's right and and whoopi it's all three whoopi tiffany and
little world
the same person yeah yeah it's like all the characters martin played right so
there was this
guy named brick patrick who a talented actor he was actually in the movie the
movie you did
but the second one he was in now you see me too yeah but he was woody harrelson's
brother in that
his name is brick patrick brick patrick brick patrick there he is right so
brick wrote the movie
great actor good looking guy good looking guy great guy right and he goes he
grew up in butte and he
was like yeah dude you've never had chinese food like where i'm about to tell
you oh so back the back
in the 50s you know there was a gold rush or whatever and a chinese family
moved there and
they just never left i just feel like a chinese family got lost where are we
going yeah what do you
what do you mean what do you mean well the gold rush was northern california oh
that's right
and not in butte montana let me tell you what happened okay you're not wrong
there was there
was gold every in a lot of places exactly but but they went too far but they
went east keep on going
yeah you know but they love east they love it yes we go east so they don't go
north that's where
the gold is no no yeah yeah and they walked east into the desert so they end up
in butte montana
in the butte montana right all right and they go oh we fuck up and the you know
me the dad goes what
do you mean you know we should have gone north yeah there's nothing here about
white people correct
yeah yeah so let's let's open chinese restaurant brilliant called pekin pekin
yeah pekin and butte
p-e-k-i-n i think pekin and butte montana yeah there it is pekin pekin noodle
parlor yeah and now so
upstairs look at upstairs the third photo i mean see that it used to be a brothel
whoa it used to
be a brothel and then they divided it up and they go let me turn this into
restaurant now i don't know
what the logic what behind it but that's exactly what it looks like wow they
never changed it so those
are those uh little rooms to have sex in yeah but now it's opened and now there's
tables where you can
eat hello i love the wild west yeah go yeah right back in the wild west wouldn't
that be nice and by
the way why don't they make it a brothel and chinese food exactly and opium
done it used to be oh all
three oh fun oh come on come on it's amazing it's like um the wall asian walmart
you can get anything you want that's asian you know right so um i went there
and um it's not chinese
food what is it i have no idea was it like spaghetti it was i i because i there's
this okay there's two i
have a problem all right this is this guy named jerry that runs it his parents
ran it for many years
you met the guy yeah yeah and um so i did a comedy show there at the china no
no but next to it is the
theater and he came and he go i and i we're sitting there in the lobby and he
he was super skinny
and i go man do you have you know i mean kung fu or something yeah i was just
making fun of him
right you eat something oh but you won't eat your food right because it's bad
right whatever i kept
making fun of him then he had tears in his eyes he goes buddy i have cancer oh
my god from his food from
the food oh terrible no terrible stop the msg wait he said yeah yeah tears in
his eyes oh bob he goes
buddy you want me to be truthful to you i go yeah i have cancer it came back
and i'm on medicaid oh
i'm like oh here we go what kind what what kind uh you didn't ask i didn't ask
why wouldn't you ask
what i don't know what kinds there are all there's so many shoulder blade yeah
it could have yeah yeah
i don't know can you get it in the finger i don't know yeah yeah yeah so anyway
poor guy yeah i go oh
man terrible so sorry i'm making fun of you man you know yeah but you know good
luck to you he knew
you were joking you're a comic you're a friend he didn't he had tears in his
eyes oh bob so then i go
back to the green room i'm sitting like this and brick goes what happened bud i
tell him what happens
he goes oh dude i go what he goes i didn't even know oh right so like a half an
hour
later i go back on the lobby and he the guy has tears in his eyes still crying
still crying and he
goes i joking oh this guy's great wow guy i love this guy i love this guy jerry
i talking well he's
that's a good laugh by the way he does definitely hey asking what no he has
cancer that was his way of
playing it off but the food was it wasn't bad it's just not chinese food he
brought me out a bowl of
water there's jerry right there with noodles is that jerry was zooming yep that's
him i joking look at
jerry there jerry good guy if you're ever in butte if you're ever in you know
how often people are rolling
through yeah yeah i'm going look at him that's my guy that's does he not look
like he has cancer
i mean you you doesn't he look like i would buy it maybe maybe i would have
bought it yeah you would
have bought it right maybe he walks to work every day that's true maybe he just
is staying thin
that's true it's in it is an interesting play yeah it's an interesting play
because now do you feel bad for
him no yeah but maybe he's telling the truth yeah look there he is do you think
he's got it and he's
crying there he's always crying he's telling the guy he has cancer
he's telling the reporter i have look at his face i have historic family-run
chinese restaurant in
montana yeah wow well we'll take we gotta go we gotta go there and um you know
spending three i'll tell you
another thing that happened give it to me and what would you do this is this
you know let's do a
segment of the show what would you do what would andrew do yeah probably not
not through the m