Name: Bobby Turns 60! | Ep 238 | Bad Friends
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Bobby Turns 60! | Ep 238 | Bad Friends

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Those are creative.
We want to see how creative you can get.
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Send in your ideas for your Bad Friend merch and make it a reality.
Hey, what up, Bad Friends?
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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
What's up?
Oh, shit.
Kicking it all slowly.
Wow.
Wow.
I am scientist.
Put your headphones on.
Oh, so we're doing sketches now.
Put your headphones on.
Oh, it's all making sense.
This is a, now I'm having fun.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chili Chill is in the house.
There it is right there.
And who am I?
Who am I?
Do you know who I am?
I am scientist from North Korea.
No, well, it's that and a combination with that and Drugstore June.
I'm the pharmacist.
Yeah.
Your favorite movie, Drugstore June, Pharmacist.
Oh, God, guy.
Look at this.
And the boys, you know what they are?
Yeah.
Well, you're right.
You have the North, you're Jisun Park?
Mm-hmm.
You don't even know what that is.
That's the guy your mom likes.
Yeah.
Who are you?
No, no, that's son.
Who are you, Pete?
Me?
No.
Pete.
Me?
Yeah, you're the Pete.
Oh, that's me.
Yeah.
My God, Pete is back.
Hey, guys, I missed you.
Pete, what did you bring us, Pete?
Well, for Bobby's birthday, I had my kids do some portraits of you in that blue
bag over there.
Ooh.
Yeah, they drew some portraits of you.
Let's get it out of the way real fast.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
No, no, no.
Happy birthday to you.
No, no.
Happy birthday, dear Robert.
Happy birthday to you.
All right.
Let's see the photos.
Okay, photo number one.
Ooh.
That's my son, five-year-old son.
Oh, I thought it was the priest and the exorcist.
Wasn't it?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, see, you know, he's learning.
That's what your five-year-old son thinks Bobby looks like?
The priest of the exorcist.
Fantastic.
And let's see the next one.
Oh, shit.
My three-year-old.
This is four in the morning, Bobby.
Let me see.
That's right now, actually.
Like, I can't sleep.
Doing wide-eyes.
I can't sleep.
A little wide-eyed Bobby.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, who's the next one?
Okay, next one.
My three-month-old.
Oh.
Wow.
He, your three-month-old.
Oh, man.
No.
No.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
He's a good guy.
He's what a good guy you're in.
What's the next one?
He's a good guy.
I tried to make it.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, and this is Pete.
This is, this is you?
I tried to make it.
Yeah, this, whoa, right here.
What is this?
Pretty similar to the three-month-old.
Yeah.
Pretty right on par.
Yeah, so thank you so much for these.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
That's the present?
They worked really hard on that.
All right, all right, all right.
Rudy, what did you get, other than being chilly chill,
probably costume of the day?
Chilly chill.
What did you get, Bob, for his birthday?
Okay.
He can open it.
Give it to me.
I'll give it to you.
Are you sick, by the way?
You sound sick.
She was a couple weeks ago.
Oh, that's nice.
Nice bringing it here.
I'm not contagious.
She's not contagious.
Yeah, I promise.
Yeah, all you people say that.
All right, so this is great.
And can I, can I, can I, can I just make, okay, I'm going to guess.
A candle.
Nope.
Soap.
Nope.
Well, kind of.
Body wash.
No.
Okay.
Just open it.
All right, well, okay, yes.
All right, fine.
Oh.
Oh.
Let me see, what is that?
This is kind of cool, dude.
This is for the bath, dude.
Show me.
Is there a price tag?
No, I can't.
I get it.
Oh, that's nice.
This is bath salts.
You could smoke this.
Yeah, it's really nice.
You could smoke this and get ripped.
Yeah.
So this right here is.
I don't know if you'll like it, but I know you really like perfume.
It's a cologne for men or women?
I don't know.
I just like the smell, and I thought you'd like it.
That's a sweet, that's a sweet gesture.
Oh, it's too dark to be good.
No, this is, I think it's going to be good.
Oh, shit.
How is it?
Really good.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me sell, pass it.
It's like, it's musky.
I can kind of smell it from here.
Yeah.
What brand is it?
I don't know.
Fili Fragrance.
Oh, is it Fili Fragrance?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fili, no, that says fragrances.
I really like it.
It does, I'm sorry, my mouth.
Oh, this is Pogostemon.
It's really good.
Pogostemon.
Do you know this?
And then the next one, because you smoke a lot.
Yeah, you do.
Yep.
We got to quit.
It's an ashtray.
Fucking amazing.
Let's see.
Can I say something to you?
Whoa.
Dude, what a great gift.
Yeah?
Honestly, I have to give it a nine out of ten.
Nine out of ten.
That was really good, dude.
Any gifts from the room up there?
You know what?
It was thoughtful.
You thought about it.
You're not just giving me socks like Steve does, my brother.
Is that what he got you this year?
Socks?
No, but he'll just go, hey, happy birthday, dude, and give me like a pack of
socks.
Well, you do like socks.
I know, but still, it's not thoughtful.
All right, let's see what the boys got you.
All right.
Go ahead, Carlos.
You want to set it up?
Yeah.
Me, Andres, and McCone went to Echo Park.
We put it out there on Instagram to all the fans to come do a video for us, and
this is
from us and the fans to you.
All real fans pulled up to Echo Park.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, Bobby.
Happy birthday, Bobby.
Thank you so much for making me laugh during my childhood on Matt TV.
Happy birthday, Bobby.
We love you.
Happy birthday, Bobby.
You have put me through a lot of things, and I'm so appreciative of you.
Happy birthday to my bisexual brother.
I'm sorry about everything on the road in 2023.
Yeah.
It's almost 2025 now, so we can move past it all.
Happy birthday.
I love you.
Happy birthday, Bobby.
We love you so much.
We wanted to show how L.A. loves you, so we pull a call out, and L.A. answer.
Happy birthday, Bobby.
Happy birthday to you.
Five?
Happy birthday, dear Bobby.
Happy birthday to you.
L.A. answer.
That's so funny.
That's so funny.
That's good.
There you go.
Well, that's cool.
Five people showed up.
They came in droves, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
You had, I guess that was hard to contain.
Did the cops show up?
Because that was too much of like a...
I mean, the photo before, though, looked like there was a lot of people.
Yeah.
That one.
What's that?
That's a stock photo.
Echo Park.
Yeah, the stock image.
The wide didn't look so good.
Yeah.
I thought that was...
I was like, oh, that was cool.
No, five.
But that was just only five.
Yeah.
Okay, well, thank you for showing up to that.
God, you guys really love to do this to me.
We have a video from Fancy, too, because he's not here today.
Okay.
Yeah, he went somewhere.
Oh, sad that he's gone.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, Bobby.
I'm sorry I'm not there celebrating with you, but I'm doing something nobody
else has ever
done for you.
I took a plane last night, and I'm here in Springfield, Ohio, looking for your
favorite
treat.
Happy birthday.
It's so topical.
It's so topical.
He's right on beat.
Very good.
He's on beat, that guy.
He doesn't miss.
Yeah.
He's looking for cat meat.
Well, I got you a gift.
Thank you.
I actually got something really special and custom made for you.
Thank you.
You want to come here, Ben?
I got you something real...
Actually, look at me.
Very special for you.
Thank you, man.
This is my good friend.
Ben Baller came by.
Whoa!
What's up, Ben?
Fuck yeah, homie.
Ben, can you sit...
You want to sit in the seat for two seconds?
You're the best.
I love you.
Dude, you came all the way over here, Ben?
I just landed from Chicago, man.
He just landed.
Wow.
And you came here for what?
Not just this.
There's no way you came here for this.
He did.
He came here just for this.
Why?
Just mail it to me.
No.
Nah, this can't be mailed.
This can't be mailed.
Oh, wow.
Ben, oh my God, dude.
Dude, I'm like...
Today, what a day.
Well, go ahead.
Rob Lowe earlier and now Ben Baller.
What did Rob Lowe do for you?
He just talked to me for a second.
But anyway, no, I'm just saying, running into people.
You're filled with joy right now.
Pretty joyous.
Your 53rd birthday.
This is great, dude.
How old are you, Ben?
Shit, I know he's older than me.
He is, yeah.
How old are you, Ben?
51.
Fuck, dude.
But look at how much better I look.
You do look really good, doesn't he?
Yeah, Rudy agrees.
Right?
You look really good for your age.
You think?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, cool it out.
Cool it out, relax.
You cool it out.
That's enough of that.
Yeah.
Pervert.
Yeah.
Ben, you're married, right?
In the middle of a divorce and the kids are outside.
Oh, they are?
They're outside?
It's all good.
Okay.
Thanks for bringing it up, man.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
My bad, my bad.
I even told you, don't bring up the divorce.
You'll find somebody.
No, no, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you're killing it.
You're killing it.
No one's worried about him.
Oh, yeah.
But he's got a special gift real fast.
Okay, I'm so...
Dude, already, dude?
It might be better than hers.
I did something for you that you probably won't believe.
And I called him up.
I said, I need a favor from you and I need you to help me out.
It's brass knuckles.
Please tell me.
Do you want to show him what it is?
You want to show him?
A little something, a little something.
Just a little something from me to you.
Nothing crazy.
But if there's one person to call, it's Ben Baller.
And I said, Ben will get you something dope and he'll know what he wants and it'll
be great.
And I think this is your style.
Why are you...
Is it alive?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, I'll close my hand.
But I said, you got to match Bob's style.
And he goes, I know exactly how to match that guy's style.
I know what he wants.
I know what he needs.
Is that how much you spent?
We don't have to talk.
We will talk about it in a minute.
Okay.
You can tell him after he...
Wait.
Wow.
Put it around his neck.
No, there's no fucking way.
Take off your headphones.
There's no way, dude.
Take off your headphones.
There's no way, dude.
Put it around your...
There's no way, dude.
Okay.
Wait, T, see how heavy this is.
Wait, T, feel it.
You're going to have to...
Wait, God, your head is fucking huge.
No, his head's not big.
It'll go up.
Trust me.
I'll tell you how big it is.
Okay, okay.
Wow.
That's over a kilo of gold.
That's a kilo of gold.
All right.
Wow.
Well, here's why.
I said to Ben, I know Korean culture, big on church.
We're trying to get you back into religion.
That's a weird thing that you would give me, though, because I don't...
Let's cross.
I'm not a Christian.
I have to walk around with this all and go, hey.
First of all...
I mean, thank you.
I appreciate it.
You told me spirituality was important to you again.
Yeah, but not Christianity.
It could have been a Buddha.
I'm sorry.
It's 120 carats.
I understand 