Name: Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub | Ep 243 | Bad Friends
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Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub | Ep 243 | Bad Friends

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oh my god no don't well you think i'm gonna vomit yeah no i'm not oh god yeah
that's done yeah yeah
so i want to apologize to um the cobs comedy club in san francisco i had to
cancel over the weekend
because um i had a little vomiting scare what happened oh my well that that's
my bedroom
and mccone cleaned that what it looked like after it still smells though wait
it still smells yeah
it still smells yeah because you vomited into your carpet get it yeah i want
deep you never heard
of deep clean dude i went through like five hundred dollars you gave him five
hundred yeah for deep
clean yeah i got two you get you get up front two and then you finish the job
yeah 300 is deep i went
through two of those smiley sponges i will go go through all of them i did all
of them in your house a
plethora he barely get your own smiley sponge and bring it over yeah i'm not
gonna give you the three
until the smell is gone he only did it for like 20 minutes i know i had 20
minutes go back over there
right now while we're shooting all right so i'm gonna tell everyone what
happened let's be truthful
yeah okay i have no idea what happened i mean you canceled you canceled cobs
and i apologize i'm gonna
i'm gonna make up the dates in february and i'm gonna give you guys the best
show you'll ever have seen
all right so that's a promise to you and i apologize but what happened was i
didn't know how
to use the ozempic pen and i put the four times the amount in my body right
okay right and so what
happened before i you i put it in my body is i i thought well i'm not going to
be eating so i'm going
to have one fiesta a mexican fiesta so i brought i got potato taquitos a carne
asada burrito guacamole
chips right and i gorged any keso look keso keso i look i love me so did you
like keso i like keso
no keso keso keso keso keso keso keso that's how mike tyson says keso yeah pass
me some of the keso yeah
so what so i gorge and then immediately i stuck the pin in my stomach yeah
right but what happened was
my food wasn't digested i mean obviously you're you know right when you eat you're
so the ozempic was
like hey what's going on in here what's up in here dog what what's going on in
here oh yeah more like
this hey hey what's going on here who's this burrito guy yeah so you out burrito
out taquitos out
so i um puked all over the studio no when i puked so i took a nap and i woke up
gargling yeah
you were bubble guts right so then i did the puke at what mccone cleaned at my
house did you not have
time to go to your bathroom you do or you want it was because i've never how we've
lived together for
have you ever seen me vomit never wow yeah that's i'm diarrhea guy yeah that's
your thing yeah i'm the
king of that other end yeah i do the other end only okay has anybody else ever
thrown up at your home
no that's the first puke in that house probably wow yeah so then i came here
then you had with a
little birthday cake we had a little bit i had to eat some you had to right i
had to eat some and then
we did the promo and i knew we tried why don't we play it for the fans yeah
watch this come play with
us forever and ever and ever bobby's breathing swallows look at him big breath
come play with us
that's it wow keep watching keep watching keep watching this is the last this
one's the best one
it's so much it's so much dude i think we got it we got it and let me say we
got it are you okay
and so but these vomits though that's how we're violent yeah that looked like
it hurt but now
every hour at home i didn't even sleep in my room i slept in your old room and
i left the door open
so i could go right to the bathroom because your the bathroom was close to the
door you just slept in
the tub yeah and every hour that kind of it was the worst 24 hours 48 hours did
you lose any weight
i'm still fat and that's you mean and that's the problem yeah yeah here's
another thing about
ozempic that i wanted to talk about yeah is is that i'm not eating at all and
so i i i feel so tired
because i'm not eating any protein since when
because last night was a pretty good one what do you mean you at my house you
had like seven
sausages no i didn't i didn't have seven i had dude oh we counted no stop no
stop
all right i had one sausage right a quarter of your pretzel no yeah you had a
half a pretzel no i
didn't that wasn't a half you gave me a corner it was a half yeah but i didn't
finish it okay
i didn't finish it there's no proof of that yeah and then i ate um some of your
delicious apple turnover
that turnovers with your homemade homemade whipped cream whipped cream right so
good right so it sounds
like ozempic's really kicking into full gear but i only had a little bit of it
that was all i ate the
whole day you didn't have anything no that was it the whole day okay you know
that was my meal and so
today when we had the we went to a michelin star restaurant right which was
very nice and that's where
where i ate fish it is the first time you had fish yeah yeah ever and i ate uh
some uh caviar what was
in there too we had uh what was in inside of it it was a it was a crab right
and some crab inside and
then some eel and so that uh eel and sticky right and i and this is i swear if
you watch naked and afraid
yeah love it okay you know it's a survival show and they haven't eaten in four
days and when they actually
finally eat protein they can feel it in their body sometimes they get really
sick because their
body's not used to it yeah but sometimes they're like i can feel that it gives
them immediate energy
all right not that that happened german sausages didn't do it for you what i'm
saying is but you
instantly feel better yeah you know what i mean you feel you feel like you're
you're like i yeah without
today's dinner we had i would be so tired did you eat any breakfast no no lunch
no so what are you
doing today just water are you drinking anything i'm electrolytes so like gatorade
yeah and i've
gotten i've gotten ivs every day don't do that every day yeah i need nausea you're
not supposed to
get an iv every day just three days in a row that's every day exactly yeah that's
not good
i know and then well they couldn't even find the hole you're gonna have track
marks on your
arm we're gonna think you're using again so yeah but i needed the um the nausea
medication oh because
you what don't they with ozempic don't they usually prescribe you no they didn't
they didn't they didn't
so i i i feel bad about the um the cobs i apologize for that and then um now
the big question will i
continue to use it i don't know yet how long do you have to take don't you isn't
there there's got
to be a minimum amount of time they need you to take it before it because you
can't like just go right
off it it's probably really bad for you do you do it in the morning you shoot
yourself in the morning
you only do it once a week according clinical trials uh look at the side
effects of it's called
semagalitude yeah the active ingredient in those people lose an average about
five percent of body
weight between week six and 12. you got to go 12 weeks i gotta go 12 weeks the
most benefit out of
i don't like the name it sounds like shmegma shmegmalitude scientific research
suggests you need
to be taking it for at least a year i'll go year i don't know man yeah yeah i'll
go a year what do
you chelsea handler does it yeah you guys are kind of the same yeah yeah and
she swears by it but i
feel like you're gonna be ugly once you're skinny i see but that's not no that's
true that's not the
consensus on the street okay let me just say something right now the hock to a
girl
what's her name hawk to a hayley hayley well well right you know what she and i
i'm gonna start a
war with this lady right now dude why because i'm gonna tell you why okay okay
she's on her podcast
and she has a couple of girls on it right yeah and they put up a photo i guess
they had put in
kim jong-un in replace of just all i did the hawk to a show no they they we can't
get kim jong-un i know what the are you guys doing right and and then they go
we didn't
know you had bobby lee on the podcast and then and then hawk to a goes i did
have him because
she looked at the photo and she goes oh there is bobby lee she thought i was
kim jong-un
it's kind of cool no it's not it's kind of cool he's so famous i know but yeah
you would it's cool
you'd love to be that famous you can't go anywhere in north korea without being
recognized and praised
that's your dream i should go there yes if that's what you're saying that's
your dream you could be the
kim jong-un of south korea yeah or it could be like one of those movies hmm
where there's an
assassination so they put in a fake kim jong-un you could be that i'm the fake
kim jong-un right and
you go to north you go to south korea oh hello you know i come hello everybody
he's back and he's
hip yeah yeah he's friends with all the cool kids yeah i come up with new yeah
yeah yeah he's doing
the fun south korean dab yeah everybody i get on i get on television psy
becomes your best friend
no no no sorry he's doing his own gag yeah i do my own three everybody know korea
welcome i i dress you
once a week this time right what do you think and then some music right i don't
know anyway
so that's why i'm losing weight for hock toa not just not just hock toa it's
just like you know
people are saying now that i'm fat i don't like it look at me you're not fat i
am no you're not
no you're not no you're not fat you are the shape you're supposed to be fat i
just don't feel good
about myself well i want you to feel good that's it because i love you all
right i mean that's enough
said so i'm going to try this out you should feel good about yourself without
the osempi is what i'm
trying to say because that's a negative place to be if that's what you think it's
going to take to
get you in a good place with yourself but it has been working for people but
what does that mean does
it work for a peer or just a physical because this needs to change too you need
to oh here we go what
the are you doing what are we doing well there's a there's a bunch of there's a
bunch of people on
the internet that talk about the psychology of ozempic these people also need
you but you should be
prescribed a therapist and ozempic don't puke sorry sorry please you should go
to you should have
therapy with ozempic it should be required because this does this needs to
change too just because
this is your brain no i'm talking about your your temples yeah your brain
because when you do there's so much in this area skull was this where the hair
follicles is that
where this name comes from temple because of asians in my temple the mind is
your temple this is on my
temple oh that's good yeah is that where that came from maybe does it work with
black voice do it
it's my corner stole
my corner stole it's my corner stole yeah wow by the way that's funny that uh
this look
i have nothing negative to say about the kid i don't know the girl i think i
think things like
this in this culture do this thing to you where you're like i want to be a
certain way so i'm
perceived that fuck that that 