Name: Fireballs Of Hate Flame | Ep 244 | Bad Friends
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Fireballs Of Hate Flame | Ep 244 | Bad Friends

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bad friends you know what i've been watching is um people kids watching six
cents for the first time
how do you like not know the outcome of that movie well if kids were people
that were born in the year
like 2000 a 24 year old doesn't know yeah but it's like i just feel like that's
something that they you
know it's like you know soiling green are people do you remember that yeah
like i never even saw soiling green but i know soiling green are people yeah
but 99 this movie
came out okay so kids born in 2000 2001 young 20 year olds they wouldn't have
seen this but no
no i'm saying they haven't seen it but would they know the you know i mean the
bit that the switch
right maybe the surprise i just feel like that's a part of but when you watch
youtubers or people
watching it they get really oh is he's dead you know what i don't want to give
it away but they're
they get freaked out you see black dudes too especially it's always not oh no
you know i mean
they get oh by the way we yeah yeah you know we've reached peak internet but
someone literally sent
this to me yesterday i came about in text carlos what you know how black dudes
will get high and
watch comedy stuff yeah there's two black guys that got high to watch bad
friends
no i was like we don't want anyone watch we made it i don't even want to watch
it because
black dudes get high and watch us do they watch yeah do they laugh they were
dying yeah that made
me feel so cool that's like when a black guy calls you the n-word you know what
i mean and
you're like all right i'll take it because at the i did a firefighter show you
did a firefighter
show what did you say a firefighter show what you think i said a firefighter
show it's a firefighter
show that sounds the same no slow it down do it one more time i did a firefighter
fire fighter show
that's not what i said and that's fire fighter show bro bro come on dude it's a
firefighter show
right go ahead ryo was there
um fireball
is that what he says
wait what is it how you can
hadouken no in street fighter no is it street fighter yeah street fighter
street fighter hadouken
that's what he says hadouken oh yeah yeah it's hadouken okay hadouken uh new
wave motion
or fist of surge special attack from capcom street fighter anyway sorry so you're
at a firefighter show
am i saying it right i think so yeah a fire fireman show
yeah yeah sounds like a little gay that's gay little gay burlesque yeah yeah we're
gonna put you
out oh well then forget it no come on i mean i don't want to partake anymore
you were at a
firefighter yeah yeah oh god it's a dead end huh not at the firefighter show
your ends always open so i
so it was a benefit show at the improv and it was so it was me griffin right i'm
your k and fitz
simmons i love amir i love fits fits right and griff i love griff right but the
first part of the show
was firefighters doing stand-up oh like local la department wow yeah and they
had about eight of
them it was to raise money for these guys it was like some sort of benefit for
fire people what is
going on with this they're always handing out buckets they need money these
guys what's going on
with these guys dude fighting fire is expensive they're never doing it water
you need what else do
need they're never fighting fire just water oh you gotta have a dog yeah you
need the dalmatian you
do yeah yeah yeah for optics right no they go maybe the shiny red you know
paint yeah the fire you got
to shine that up the what the fire truck yeah it's already pre-shined yeah but
so yeah those are extra
shiny see that's why it starts to get real gay they're in the firehouse they're
clay they're shining
it up all day with their shirts up they're just lifting weights they have their
hoses out there's
there's a pole there's a pole they're raising money in a floor glory hole a
floor gigantic flory hole
a milking table with earth yeah kind of yeah no you can do that like on a beach
you can lay i have no
idea what you're saying continue the story okay anyway um don't give him too
much air time
so you know i went early we all went early and number one they killed no way
yeah
one after another i'm not kidding you who was in the crowd people whose houses
were on fire no no no
other fire people oh it's all fire people yeah it's all firemen well that's why
they no but no but
they were actually okay like who wrote the jokes for them i don't know and they
all had different
point of views they all went it got to the point though dude where me griffin
and amir were standing
there and we all were holding each other going what if we bomb it would be
because we're we're
supposed to be the pros yeah right so then eric goes up there he does good i'm
next right and i
don't know why i brought this up because you brought up the two um two black
guys watching right
and this dude this black dude had shades on you know how sometimes they get
martin lawrencey
100 you know what i mean like they get like
like bideny yeah like you know me they just get all hold on just get all like
where am i you know
what are you talking about dude they get all i was with you with martin lawrence
i lost me i don't
know he was an older black guy right he's wearing like a brown tracksuit he was
wearing shades and he
was just kind of going where am i you know what i mean was he on stage no he
was off to the side okay
you know how you go down the stairs he was sitting there with shades with a
beautiful
his wife yeah you know what i mean but they're older and he also they like to i
don't say they
that's insane that's insane what i'm doing i know what you were saying no no no
yeah but you
know he had like one leg on something like this like this i think like this as
if he was
in a park on a bench drinking lemonade in a nice summer day and you know what
color it is
it's pink it's purple it's pink it's grape they black people love pink lemonade
they do the way
that we love arnold palmer so this guy right i was observing him yeah he was
dying laughing at every
fireman okay okay he was a fireman himself i don't know i didn't ask him he
must have you know and um
he was laughing but then when i went on ice cold ice cold like a river nothing
nothing not a smile
not a smirk not a wince he almost looked mad when i'm when i get nervous yeah
and i have to do well
i start getting real weird fast oh yeah i know yeah i mean i i make my hair
weird but i like it i stumble
on stage like a character you know what i mean and i just start going peep peep
peep you know what
i mean you know i mean poking my pee pee you know what i mean like i literally
go like that right
and he our media's like nah nah he didn't like that i crushed still but still
he i couldn't break him
yeah you never will i will no you will not one day i will sir wherever you are
yeah come back to a show
sir let's see if we can really crack you yeah anyway um do you know how much
money they raised
for firefighters i didn't ask my grandfather was a firefighter you know that i've
talked to him
over the years and i said you know cops get a lot of like flack you know cops
are always they're
always like uh cops are racist you know this is a lot of flack people say i don't
know about that
you never heard this never heard that good but i think it's interesting that
people always say like
oh cops are racist all the cops are battle cops are racist firefighters never
no one ever says that
about them i don't think they are oh they are they are i'll tell you what can i
give you a theory
maybe yeah dude they're just stronger cops yeah imagine it's a job that you
have yeah when only one
specific event happens yeah right so there could be a month that goes by no or
like you're a robbery
is there a fire every day no right so what i'm saying is that i assume months
go by they rescue
cats from trees they do but you all right 176 fire stations exist no how many
fires are there in the
united states no but in la in la i will say this out every day look at this
approximately 17 000 fires
in the city that also includes like small shop front fire that's yeah that's
not a big that's not yeah
exactly it's not real it's not real arson that includes arson arson so 46 a day
also then they're
always working they're probably pretty busy yeah okay well then my theory's
wrong i always assume
like you know they're just playing like jenga up there in the firehouse you
know what i mean and then
oh man you know what i mean i don't know why i said it like that but like oh
man fire let's go
and they go down the pool they have way more medical emergencies in the west hollywood
fire
department that's all medical emergency oh that's what they leave they had
because we i used to
you know we used to um because when you get something stuck up your ass they
got to be there
for all that no colado used to get heart murmurs no i get them all the time and
then we call the
ambulance no i don't do that and a fire truck would come sometimes they have to
yeah yeah yeah they come
why though why what why the fire truck with the ambulance they want to show off
their big ladder
no they have i think it's part of the it's a part of uh it's required that they
have to show up with
it with paramedics because in case someone's stuck in something or who knows
well here let's get the
fucking answer from this woman the goal is to get help who needs it as fast as
possible ambulances can
be delayed or unavailable at the time because paramedics also are our emt emts
also can be
firefighters or they have to be oh dude i think you're right because i think um
a couple a couple
of times of ambulance didn't come it was only a firefighter but he had but he
had all the
equipment yeah he had the experience and they had that wow they do so many
things would she get her
heart shocked back into into rhythm she had an ablation so we we got a couple
operations on her heart
wow yeah i get murmurs all the time do you ever um get worried about it yeah a
lot well have you
thought considered an ablation you know what it is a black asian yes i should
have said yeah have you
considered getting a tiger woods that's what they call the surgery yeah yeah no
um i thought about
doing something to it but my doctors have always said it's okay yeah i guess
they go they it's like
a little they go through all the like veins and stuff on one side of the body
with with i don't know you
they go through your belly button a lot and that freaks me out they open up
your belly button
you know my wife had surgery she had to go through your belly button yeah yeah
you know how they say
tha