Name: Bobby's Hopecore Era | Ep 252 | Bad Friends
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Bobby's Hopecore Era | Ep 252 | Bad Friends

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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
You look like a Real Madrid's towel boy.
Like, what's the shirt you're wearing?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
It wasn't a good joke, that's why.
So good.
No, it wasn't good.
No, it was really good.
You just did that laugh.
Yeah, if you do, if I'm not being funny.
Do that.
Today.
Yeah.
Everyone do that laugh.
All right.
And I will do the same.
All right, thank you.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You do one.
Do your fake laugh.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, yes, yes.
That hurts the most.
All right, all right, all right.
Yeah, the velocity and the energy behind that is so hurtful.
So Pete's wife cooked us some cookies.
I'm not going to eat it.
Oh, that was me.
I said your wife.
No, no, that was me.
I baked them.
Oh, I don't want this.
No, no, no, they're good.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
No, no, no, no.
Well, in the middle, what is it?
Go ahead.
The Hershey's Kiss.
Oh, no, thank you.
Can you put this?
I don't like the smell.
Do you want this?
Yeah.
You want one?
Yeah, yeah.
Good catch.
What are those called?
What are these called?
Peanut butter blossoms.
Do you want one, sweetheart?
I have nicotine in my mouth.
God bless, dude.
God bless you.
God bless, dude.
I'm going to have a little taste of Pete's.
I haven't eaten in 24 hours.
Why?
Because I took the last bit of my ozempic.
Wow, Pete.
This is bad.
I can tell.
They look bad.
Yeah, they look bad.
And they smell bad.
Honestly, and I'm going to finish it because I need to poop today.
I haven't pooped and I know this will make it happen.
And if you're going to finish it, it's really good.
Yeah?
Very good.
Yeah.
I'll take a bite.
No, eat a whole one.
I cracked a tooth.
Okay, thank you.
You got to cut us eating.
Yeah.
It's the holidays.
Oh, nice.
Mmm, peanut butter.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Really good stuff, Pete.
It's really good.
Are you a baker?
Is that your side hobby?
I cook.
I bake.
Yeah.
Do you watch The Great British Bake Off?
Oh, I sure do.
Every season.
Really?
Who won this season?
I didn't watch this season.
By the way, the most shocking win.
We can talk about it.
I didn't have her on my top to win.
I had, bring up the cast, the young, good-looking kid who was beautiful.
But did you see what happened to him at the end of the episode?
Yeah.
What?
What do you mean?
They showed like-
He f***ed up.
No.
After that, they show like what they're up to now.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's working at a Michelin restaurant.
That's beautiful.
He's fine.
You know Paul Hollywood called somebody.
100%.
Yeah, yeah.
He got four handshakes.
Yeah, he was amazing.
So-
Okay, out of our show, out of you and I.
Okay.
You're Paul Hollywood and I'm Prue.
No, dude, that's not true.
I'm Paul Hollywood?
No, I'm that black lady that does the jokes.
No, I'm that black lady that does the jokes.
With the great British bike.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're her?
No, I-
Really, you think I'm Paul Hollywood?
I guess you're right.
I am Paul Hollywood.
You're Pollywood for sure.
You're Pollywood.
Boom, baby.
I give the shakes.
Yeah, no, you are Prue because you look like her.
Bring up Prue.
This is actually what Bobby looks like.
This is genuine.
That's Bobby.
That's you.
Look up, yeah, the third photo is-
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
That's not you?
That's not me.
That little eccentric woman is not you.
That's a hundred-
I guess, I guess maybe.
If you were an old white woman, that would be you.
Yeah, if I was an old white woman, I would be that, yeah.
That's what the f*** we're doing.
Yeah.
That's what the f*** this is.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Okay, so anyway, so, but here's the thing about the-
He didn't have a good day.
Who did, oh yeah, he didn't, no, he didn't do-
He didn't have a good day.
Bring his name up again, I forget his name, the cast.
He's my favorite though, he's-
He's so good.
Really handsome guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, Dylan's a man.
This guy is a great baker.
And you know who likes him a lot?
Who?
Rudy.
She's nodding already, pervert.
Yeah, yeah.
Zoom in on that guy, he's f***ing, he's gorgeous, this guy.
Not a great photo.
No, no, just give me some other photos.
Yeah, yeah, not that photo.
He honestly, he's such a good, he's such a good baker.
He's so good.
And he's so humble.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, he's very good looking.
He's cute, he's cute.
And he's strong.
He's in great shape.
But he's also weird.
That's why I like him.
He's a little eccentric.
I like him like that.
Yeah.
You don't want him to be, look at that photo.
Put the kid in a f***ing movie.
Yeah, when Paul Hollywood does handshakes to him, he waits too long to shake it
back.
Yeah, I think he's nervous.
So Paul Hollywood would be like, and then this guy goes, and I know, but my
point is, you
shake it right away.
You shake it right away.
When Andrew shakes your hand, you shake it right away.
Shake it right away.
You know better.
Good forearms for baking.
The kid's got great ham.
Yeah.
Look at that.
And he's got good flavor.
Great flavor.
What's his thing?
His thing is flavor.
Unique flavors.
Unique flavors.
All right.
We're bored.
We're bored.
Okay, anyway.
No, I don't think we are.
I don't think we are.
Well, it's for you and me.
It doesn't matter.
All right.
I think the people at home want to know what we've watched.
Look at that.
His mom is Indian and his father is Japanese Belgian.
Wow.
And they showed a video of the family, the most wholesome fucking family on
earth.
These people are wonderful.
Let me see the family.
I never saw it.
Do the family.
They showed a video of him with his family.
I'll show you.
I know wholesome.
But that girl is the one that won, by the way.
But she had a good day, that's all.
Yeah, but she wasn't my home run.
He was my home run all season.
Okay, do you know what Hope Corps is?
Is it a thing online?
I know Hope Corps.
I don't like it.
I'll tell you what, Jules, when you do, you act as if I'm not from this planet.
I don't have the same kind of social media you have.
It's just I see you and I see an old.
An old what?
An old man.
Yeah.
And Hope Corps is my generation.
Oh, really?
Well, then why don't you explain it to us?
Yeah, explain to us Hope Corps.
Side note, do you see an old man when you see me?
No.
Fuck yeah.
Different.
What do you see when you see me?
Early 30s.
I'll take it.
See what she's doing?
She couldn't even look at you in your eye.
She looked me right in the eye.
I had to look up and down.
And I'm going to say this, and I'm going to speak on her behalf.
This is what she wanted to say.
It's weird.
You're like much younger than Bobby, but you guys look the same age.
Right.
That's what her eyes said.
That's what her eyes said?
No.
Oh, you guys look like very different.
Thank you.
So I look way older than him.
I mean, you just look like an old Asian.
Asian, yeah.
Asians age in a different way.
Whites get uglier.
You just get old Asian.
Okay.
Yeah.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Oh, now that's a good looking old Asian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could never.
Yeah.
Is your hair going to get white like that?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
And he's like, he's like thinking of lotus flowers and grasshoppers.
When you get old, an Asian man will only, what do they think about?
Taking long walks.
Long walks.
Putting the hands behind their back.
It has to be attached.
Has to.
Because watch when a Korean man unattaches it, he stops walking.
They'll fall over.
They'll fall over.
They'll fall over.
It's all about weight.
So.
Yeah.
Right.
They think about what?
Long walks, grasshoppers.
Grasshoppers, right.
Lotus flowers.
Lotus flowers.
A bamboo arrangement.
They love bamboo arrangements.
Bonsai trees.
Bonsai trees.
Clipping.
Clipping.
Clipping.
Have an old Asian man walk by a bonsai tree.
They'll be clipping.
They'll be clipping.
That's why they have clippers in their fucking pockets.
All old Asian men.
Just in case.
Right?
If I walk by a bonsai tree, dude, dude, you'll see me clipping.
He'll be clipping.
He'll be clipping.
I'll be clipping, dude.
This is more of your stock right there.
This is me.
This is me.
Walking down.
You're right.
This is me walking down.
What?
You can't resist.
I can't resist it, dude.
What else?
What else do you think about?
If I see, dude, a lotus flower, dude, or if I see a grasshopper, I do this,
they jump
right on my finger.
They have to, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isn't that like to-
And then we philosophize.
Yeah, right.
We always philosophize.
Another thing that old Korean men think of is-
Mountains.
They love sitting up in the mountains.
How do you know about mountains?
I'm Korean.
How do you know about us in mountains, dude?
I'm Korean, dude.
Oh, my God, dude.
And tea.
They love-
Love!
Love tea, dude.
It's got to be some herb you've never even heard of.
And you know what else they love?
Oh, fuck.
Here we go.
Here we go.
They love a good babbling brook.
Yeah.
Running water.
Yeah.
They love just a little, like, little bubbles of water, right?
A babbling brook to an Asian guy is-
And the last thing they think about, I'll tell you, is-
And this is a deep cut, but this is so true.
$2 fucky fuckys.
$2 fucky fucky, dude.
Because, you know, for old Korean men, inflation isn't a thing.
It's not.
Yeah.
And it should-
We're going to pay what we pay in the 1950s.
But it's inflation.
I don't care.
$2.
Don't care.
That's all he has.
You know why?
That's what the American government created the $2 bill.
What?
For $2 fucky fuckys.
And people don't realize that.
Yeah.
They created it, right, during the Vietnam War.
They did.
Yeah.
And they're so hard to cash in because they're rare.
They're very rare.
It's a trick almost.
It is.
So the prospect goes, I can't cash you, see?
Right?
And they frame them.
They always frame them.
They keep them.
I actually have a lot of them if you want some.
Well, how did you get so many?
Kirk Fox.
Oh.
He's-
Oh, that makes sense.
King of $2 fuckys.
King of $2 fuckys.
I'm in the law.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'll give them to you.
You can use them.
I just send them in my room.
All right.
We'll give them-
Okay.
He prints his own $2 bills.
What's the guy that's-
Who does this?
One of the Microsoft guys.
What's one of the Microsoft guys' $2-
Huh?
Bomber?
Steve Bomber?
Is that-
Just type in Microsoft $2 bill.
No, no.
What's the eccentric guy?
Woj-
What are you talking about, guy?
No, maybe it's the Apple guy.
What's the guy-
Steve Wozniak?
Steve Wozniak.
Woj.
Did he print his own?
Look at this.
Steve Wozniak prints his own $2 bills.
Go back to Google search.
Mm.
There he is.
Go down.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Steve Wozniak's probated-
Oh, that's good.
Let's move on.
Um-
Anyway, uh-
Wow.
Write that down, guys.
Steve Wozniak does his $2 bill.
Let's go.
Wow.
Do something else.
Hope Corps.
Let's go back to Hope Corps.
Can you explain to people what Hope Corps is?
We'll just cut that out, Andrew.
Sometimes even the king misses.
Anyway-
I'm so happy.
Tell us about Hope Corps.
God, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All I do on this show-
God.
All I do is set us up for material and joke.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Go ahead.
Unreal.
Unreal today.
I wish we had a buzzer.
Okay.
But anyway, so explain to us what Hope Corps is.
Okay, Hope Corps, on TikTok, it's always with a soft, like, peaceful audio.
And then the video is, like, mountains or, like, beautiful scenery.
And there's always, like, quotes about, like-
That's not it.
What is it, then?
And the quotes are always, like, hopeful.
And that's Hope Corps.
Yeah.
That's not it.
But anyway, um-
What is it, then?
It's a lot of-
It's a montage of videos that make you feel, like, hopeful.
But they include some of that.
But they mostly include, like, soldiers coming home.
Or, you know what I mean?
Or a dog, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Or friends reuniting and stuff like that, right?
So, but h