Name: More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy | Ep 263 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy | Ep 263 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-31. Transcript available.

More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy | Ep 263 | Bad Friends

- You two are bad friends.
- Who are these two idiots?
- A white dude and an Asian dude.
- You two are disgusting.
- Oh, you two are something.
- We're bad friends.
- Did it start?
- Yes.
- This sucks already.
- It's way too loud in my head.
I don't know who your last psychotic guest was, but.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Don't take shots at previous guests.
- Oh, sorry.
Was it Hilary Duff?
- It was.
- Yeah, yeah, it was Hilary Duff.
- The Duffster.
- The Duffster, dude.
- Like me.
- Yeah.
What happened?
What is your name?
- Lisa?
- Gilroy!
Clap around.
Clap the hands of the Lisa.
You're so talented.
I'm enamored by you.
- You're what?
- Enamored?
Is that the right word?
- That's so nice, Bobby.
I'm enamored by you.
- Okay.
- That's a good word.
- Did I get that word wrong?
- No, you got it right.
It was beautiful.
I can't believe you make your guests sit in this chair full of farts.
- Jack Black sat on that.
- Did you fill it up with farts?
- We did.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Jack Black.
- Yeah, Jack Black farts, which are magical farts.
- Does it get refilled all the time?
Because it's pretty firm.
- Yeah.
- Never been refilled.
We filled it up one time.
- Really?
- Do you feel comfortable?
- It's okay.
I had a chair like this in my room when I was a little girl.
When I was a little girl.
- And now you're a big girl.
- No, I'm actually pretty big.
- Oh, I like that character.
Can you make up a character on the spot?
Is that how talented you are?
- Sure, sure.
Give me a suggestion.
- A baker in the 1950s.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's a Pixar pie.
- Wow, did you see that, dude?
- Pretty good.
- Yeah, we should call Pixar or something.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Do you have, what?
Give me a character.
- Can you call Pixar?
Pixar?
- Yeah, I can call Pixar.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I'll give you a character.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- One of the cars from Cars, but it's broken,
and it's a bus, but it's a little tiny bus
that only a shrimp can see.
- Okay, here we go.
- Santino, this one's for Bobby, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, Santino, look at me.
You can have a turn next.
- Sorry.
- Awesome.
- Yay!
- Tramps, let's go news.
- That's really good.
- Pretty good?
- Yeah.
- Give Andrew one, he's so good at this.
- Okay, yours is, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, a guy who's like middle-aged,
who's a podcaster who lives in LA.
- Okay.
- Hey, what's up?
- Yeah.
- Back to the show.
- That's so awesome.
- Yeah, it's so good.
- Awesome.
- Hey, hey.
- Are there his tongues out?
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm a psychic.
- Can I add on to it or no?
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, go ahead.
- Oh, that's funny.
If you do that character,
you do the character that's like
the sidekick of the podcaster.
- Okay, go ahead.
- And let's say, wait, wait, wait.
I'll give you more like character stuff to color it out.
So like, let's say you're kind of mean
and you're kind of stupid.
Okay, go.
- Yeah.
- Welcome back to our show.
- Yeah.
- Idiot guest.
- Yeah.
- We had a guest?
- Yeah, perfect.
- Perfect, right?
- That's so awesome.
- He's confused.
- I didn't even know that there was a guest.
- Yeah, I got that.
I thought you did a really good one.
- Oh, but please.
- Lisa, what company are you in again?
- Yeah.
- What are you talking about?
- What improv group are you in?
- Oh, I guess just right now,
I do ASCAT and Dinosaur.
- ASCAT and Dinosaur, both UCB?
- Are those not the two most embarrassing names
of things you've ever heard?
- Yeah.
- I just heard them for the first time
as I was saying them.
- Who's in Dinosaur?
- Shear, Rob Hubel, Rob...
- Stop, enough said.
- Sorry.
- Enough said.
Would you like them?
- What am I like them?
- Do you like them?
- Yeah, I love them.
- Jason Manzoukas?
- Jason Manzoukas, yeah.
- So talented.
- You know, can I tell you...
- Is this UCB, am I wrong?
It is UCB.
- It's no, our show is monthly at the Largo.
- Largo.
- Can I tell you a compliment about Jason Manzoukas?
- Sure.
- I was on a sitcom called Animal Practice.
- It's so good, have you seen it?
- Shut the fuck up!
Why do I, do I bring up Mixology?
- I wish you would, it was my favorite show that I ever did.
- Yeah.
- There he is.
- There was a sitcom on NBC called,
and the star was the monkey.
- He's on the right.
- Is that the same monkey from Friends?
- Fuck you.
- Marcel?
- What?
- Is that the same monkey from Friends?
- It is, Marcel.
- Is it actually?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, look at the poster, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tyler Labine, Betsy Sedaro.
- Oh, I love Betsy.
- Yeah, she's great.
- Who's the girl on the front left?
- Tyler Labine, he just said.
- Yeah.
- Tyra Labine?
- Tyra Labine.
- I love Tyra.
- So the show got canceled, and it was the day--
- Oh, duh.
Can I get a duh?
Duh.
- Can I get a wolf?
- Yeah.
- I don't know, I was thinking,
'cause it's animal practice.
- And I was going to Seth Meyers' birthday party.
- Name drop.
- You know who produced it?
- Huh?
- The Russo Brothers.
Joe and Anthony Russo.
- Joe, welcome to the Russo Brothers Pizza Place.
This is a--
- No!
- We produced TV shows--
- After Endgame.
- What?
- After Endgame?
- They did Captain America's Civil War, right?
Endgame, all those ones.
- Challengers.
- Age of Neutrons.
- Challengers.
- Flop here and there.
- Uh-oh, burn.
- Oh, fuck you, dude.
What have you done?
A movie that you can't even get off the ground?
Right, that we're not gonna fucking do?
- We're gonna do it.
- You're all talk!
- Wait, you wrote a movie for the gang to star in?
- It's a zombie movie, yeah, and he had funding,
so we're all gonna fly out, not you,
but I was gonna fly out to Spain.
- I wasn't gonna do it.
- Right, and then last minute he's like,
"I lost funding."
I'm like, "No shit."
- Bobby, why didn't you just fund it?
- I don't believe in the project.
- You're the richest guy in the room!
- I don't believe in the project, Gilroy.
- Well, why were you gonna star in it then?
- Anyway, can I finish this?
I was going to the, Seth.
- Yes, you have a compliment.
- Right, and then, so I was walking down Sunset
from the store, and then behind me,
Jason Manjews just walked by me,
then he looked at me, and he paused.
He gave me a side hug, and he goes,
"I'm so sorry about your show."
And I go, "I didn't know him that well."
And I thought, "What a nice guy."
You know what I mean, to be there for me.
In that moment, what?
What are you thinking?
- I was thinking, "Well, maybe he didn't know."
Well, I was thinking I--
- He meant, "I'm sorry that you're on the show."
- He said, "I'm sorry about your show."
That's nice.
- That it got canceled.
- No, he didn't know it got canceled.
He was saying, "I'm sorry that you're on that show."
- You think that's what it was?
- That's what I think he was saying.
He saw a trailer, was like, "Fuck, dog, I'm sorry
you're on that show."
- And are you guys, like, feeling the puns
that are flying around in the air?
- No, I don't know what pun means.
- You said he paused and said, "Sorry about your show."
And then you said he paused and said, "Sorry, dog,
that your show got canceled."
- Yeah, we get it.
- We're seeing so many animal things.
It's kind of like, the chemistry in here is electric.
Are you guys feeling that?
Yeah, exactly.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We're having so much fun already.
- I've never seen your ankles before.
- Well, you still haven't.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm wearing red socks.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you see them on the camera?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- What is a body part that you don't like about yourself?
- Belly button, too deep.
- Too deep, yeah.
- Way too deep.
I could get lost in there.
- Yeah.
- Mine's so deep, it goes out the back.
- Wow.
- And it's giving me slina bifida, for real.
- Wow, it's very deep.
- What about you?
What's a body part you don't like?
- You can't take the one that she just said that's impossible.
- No, it's just a story.
It has something to do with that.
I don't like my belly button.
- Oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Something that happened.
- So I literally, for 20 years, never cleaned it.
My belly button.
- Thanks for coming by, Lisa.
- And I was with a girl, it was so embarrassing.
We're in bed.
And she goes, "Why is your belly button black?"
I go, "What do you mean?"
And she goes, "I mean, when I look at it,
"it's just like a black dot."
- Oh, well.
- I go, "I've never looked at it."
And she's like, "Is it dirty?"
So I stuck my finger in it and I did a scoop.
It was like a scoop of soil.
- Ew.
- It was so embarrassing.
And she was like, "I'm gonna go home,"
or something like that.
She went home.
- Imagine if you just grew something in there,
it would be so cute.
- Yeah, what?
- Plant a little seed.
- Like a tomato, a tomato plant.
Yeah, anyway, and now I clean it religiously.
- So is dirt in there from you
were flopping around in the mud?
- No, it's just 20 years of not cleaning it.
- Yeah, but what would get in there?
What dirt has access to your belly?
- You're telling me you're not rolling down a hill sometimes?
You're just rolling down a hill.
- You don't frolic, lady?
- I do, but I usually have a t-shirt on.
- Okay, well I do it shirtless.
- Yeah, shirtless.
- And you got dirt and debris in there.
- Yeah, is there a body part you don't like about yourself?
- I asked you first, but yeah.
- Oh, I'll tell you mine.
- What is it?
- My testicles.
And I'll tell you why.
It's the wrong color.
- It's the wrong color.
- It?
Oh, no.
- Well, no, no, no, they get lonely so they morphed into one.
They've joined each other.
- Yeah, you've heard of the term two peas in a pod?
- Yeah.
- That's what my nuts do.
- And the pod is the dick and the balls are inside?
- You got it.
- No, Bobby, I'm scared for you.
- Yeah, anyway, it's the color of--
- You need to go to animal hospital.
- Animal practice.
- Animal practice.
- Yeah.
- Sorry, I'm the fucking idiot.
- Yeah, yeah, would've been a great callback though.
- Yeah, thanks.
I'll try again later.
- Yeah, I tried to use another animal practice reference,
but my point is that it's too dark of a purple.
- Mm-hmm.
- You've seen it.
- I have.
- It's way too dark.
- No, it's very dark.
- I'm thinking about getting them bleached.
- No, leave it as it is.
- No, no, I had to bleach them.
- I think the purple color is probably coming from blood
inside your body, which is normal, right?
- No, it's actually not.
- It's not normal.
- Your testicles should not be a--
- A dark purple.
- Dramatically different color.
- Like curdled blood.
It shouldn't look like that.
- You know if you squeeze your fingertip
and it turns purple?
- Yeah. - Is it like that?
- Yeah, exactly.
- Bingo.
And there's a ring, a purple ring around the actual shaft,
which I'm worried about.
Let's move on.
- That's ringworm, bro.
- Yeah. - You gotta get to Animal Hospital.
- Practice.
- Oh, fuck.
Who fucking cares about that show?
- I know, I know, exactly.
Have you been on a sitcom?
- No, touche.
- You're on a show right now.
- Mmm.
- It's not a sitcom, but you're on a television show.
- I am.
- What's the show called?
- You are, what the fuck, you're on Interior Chinatown.
- Oh yeah, but that's not, I'm not, that's not right now.
I mean, I didn't, that's on the--
- Yeah, you're on that show, you're a series regular.
- So when you're streaming, you're just on something forever.
So if Jennifer Aniston was here, you'd be like,
you're on a show right now, right?
Friends.
- No, no, she's on a show, she actually is on a show right now.
It's on Apple.
- Yeah, but--
- Good morning.
- What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?
- Well, if you're on a show, you're on a show.
Is the show-- - So you've been on a show before.
- Yeah.
- Is the show on the air right now?
- It's on Hulu, which means it's gonna be there for a long time.
- That's right, so you're on the show.
- Until they take it down, you're on the show.
- Oh, okay, I didn't know.
They told me I was off the show.
- Oh, you got kicked off?
- Yeah.
- No, be real, is that really?
- Yeah, well, I think it's done.
I think it's a limited series, so it'