Name: 100 Men v 1 Gorilla | Ep 274 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '100 Men v 1 Gorilla | Ep 274 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-16. Transcript available.

100 Men v 1 Gorilla | Ep 274 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends i can kill a gorilla on my own i don't
need 99 other men
he's doing this because there's a guy who's wearing a shirt that said uh i'm
not a gorilla
but i can beat off 100 men not that based on that i saw that that's what we
just talked about at
lunch yeah but there's these memes and stuff going around about 100 men versus
a gorilla you
couldn't you could not a hundred men versus a gorilla yeah you we'd lose is
that how big a gorilla is
oh i mean how many okay let's go let's go all animals how many men would a yorkshire
terrier
uh uh like a grown adult male just one one but not how many kids but not brad
williams
no b double yeah yeah he'd be taken down how about how about how many people
would it take to to fight
off a um doberman pincher oh i saw a guy um man handling his dog this morning
speaking of which and
it really pissed me off why dude because you know how like people tug on the
chain and he kept he
whipped it around because he was barking at another dog in a fence yeah and he
whipped it so hard it
leapt off the ground and then he grabbed it by the neck that guy write his name
down that's uncalled
for you know a pit bull it was he had a pit bull i hate when animals are
treated that way i don't
like it at all man it pissed me off there's my dog in the window yeah he scared
both the carlos and me
did it scare you guys yeah i jumped literally or they'll see like a puppy like
being beaten down
on the side of the road disgusting right you how come i can't find them you
know how there's this
show on the internet i can't find kittens or anything you know the show on the
internet where
they catch it's called there's a guy named colorado ped patrol he like bait
people that are trying to
interact with underage people and then they beat them in public they like beat
the life out why can't
we bait people that are abusive to dogs and beat them in public and stream it i
think if you beat dogs
we should beat you in public and stream it you know what i do i put peanut
butter on my butthole
yeah i'll get them out there that'll get the dogs excited i don't know about
the guy who does the
abuse i'll make them eat it oh that's smart yeah yeah that's very smart after
the dogs are done with
you chunky peanut butter extra chunky or crunchy you like trunk chunky or
smooth i'm a crunchy guy dude
really oh 100 yeah you're kind of crunchy yeah yeah well you like smooth no
smooth is so weird
it's so weird weird it feels weird what kind of jelly do you use raspberry no
what brand
i use the one what's the one that's you know you know yeah it's the one that
you know a mom and pop
yes that one who is that though i don't know i don't even know we just buy it
we buy it because
it looks so like uh cottage yeah cottage yeah yeah by an old white lady yeah i
made you some jam
yeah where is it i think it's smuckers right no no man we're not smuckers we're
not smuckers guys
for sure that one the first one the first one go up top the first one the first
thing
that girl that's what i use who's this woman this one bonnie bonnie bonnie maiman
my oh she's got a
skill set that one huge rack bonnie maiman she's just an old fat white lady i'll
make you some
strawberry preserves yeah that's a really good one do you refrigerate your jam
no i don't think so yeah
do you refrigerate your peanut butter no no and i don't and i definitely don't
refrigerate butter people
that put butter in the fridge weirdo leave it out leave it out you weirdo let
it get soft
yeah butter should generally be refrigerated no that's not true yeah i think
that you're wrong
about that i was going along with you i'm like butter lasts longer in the
fridge but you don't
have to put it in the fridge yeah you don't look it up here's another thing you
shouldn't put in the
fridge sashimi leave it out leave it out for a month wherever the sun is coming
in your house
yeah big slice of tuna in your front and you're just in the front
recommended refrigerated jelly especially if it's not high sugar variety i'm
gonna tell you i don't
i don't oblige you any i drank spoiled milk yesterday and i'm fine really i did
i'm not
kidding i had cereal i looked at it was like seven days past when it said don't
drink was it curdled
tasted fine i mean yeah yeah i fart smelled weird but who cares i do your body
is i'm lactose intolerant
oh well you can't have it curdled milk forget about your lactose intolerant
yeah you're korean and jewish
yes that that's what i had for breakfast yeah yogurt yogurt yeah okay by the
way yogurt is is
isn't that uh curdled milk there's nothing wrong with drinking spoiled milk
thank you
it just doesn't taste good but it doesn't do anything to you no no you're how
old how old
drinking milk can be dangerous it's so good to have doctors in the house
yeah like we're on rogan show just giving out medical advice two two idiots
giving out medical
advice does your mother have titty milk still in her breast
because that's i'd like to try it we know yours doesn't yeah see those fried
eggs hanging off her
chest things hit her belt dude you know what's so your mom goes are you looking
at my boobies no you
know i'm looking at your face not your belt line yeah you went mean with it are
you looking at my
boobies no dude you're going me with it dude you started it i just said are
there like a scientific
question and clearly there's not dug into my mom clearly there's not you know
milk goes away yeah
okay how long does breast milk stay in a woman's breast after giving birth
after they stop breastfeeding
that's what i mean you know what your mom's titty two years you know what comes
out of your mom's
did he go for it mac and cheese dust the cheese dust did that land
you thought that was going to hit didn't you you thought about it and it didn't
hit i think it's
gonna um it's gonna hit with some of our fans i think okay well let me have the
line again then go on
the cheese powder from macaroni and cheese oh that's pretty good craft yeah
yeah robert craft
you know what penis i want to see though whoa remember that flying horsey and
never-ending story
falcor yeah it's packed yeah it's got to be packed dude i saw i read this thing
this is crazy he's
an only fans now oh he falco's on of yeah yeah yeah oh look at that tongue
though jesus christ the
never-ending penis yeah it goes on and on and on and on yeah if you were giving
falcor that actual
fucking robotic whatever thing would you display in your home yeah we're front
door yeah amazing
right out the front window so people coming up no i would get wrapped in my
roof oh that's smart
i think so i put it put an asian like roof right and wrap that things oh that'd
be so you have an
asian roof i do yeah it's on your house yeah yeah yeah wow amazing that's funny
that your real estate
agent will sell your house afterwards and be like and this is an asian palace
so like it doesn't look
it looks spanish they're like wow it was bobby lee's house wow it was an asian
palace
well my just by me living in it doesn't give a value are you not only you think
you're you give
value to your house i'm just a white you're king lee i'm giving you credit you're
missing a compliment
i'm the fraud king frog king fraud king i can't talk today it's all right
burnout to drink some of
that coffee hey look this up this is crazy a guy on the internet said you know
when somebody goes i'm
hung like a horse he's hung like a horse yeah they did like the math comparison
of a horse's
penis in comparison to the weight of the horse and its size and technically
look at this here you go
the average horse weighs a thousand pounds yeah and has a 20-inch dick yeah
that's a ratio of 50 pounds
to one inch yeah so an average man weighing 200 pounds only needs a four inch
dick to be hung like a horse
wow we're good yeah well i mean you're much less than two how much you weigh i'm
like a giraffe now
sure with that metric but isn't that brilliant to think about that's hung like
a horse is very
average penis oh wow i did not even realize that news from spain a day without
power what 12 hours
of darkness look like in spain and portugal so i read this the trains went down
everything went down
huh what'd you do fancy look at all those fancies yeah yeah i can't catch the
bus to that place look at
their bodies just like it's like a village of porgs it's a poor convention they're
all wow
it's not your fault then it's not your it's the people my god it's genetics
yeah it's genetics
it's not genetics it's like that movie wreck remember that movie wreck wreck
yeah you remember
that movie yeah great movie you know wreck yeah did you see wreck two yeah yeah
and three and four
there's not three and four there is there's four of those yeah wow wow and an
american version
called quarantine oh quarantine yeah i know film yeah shut up wreck was good
honestly dude yeah you're
a little snippy today aren't you so you haven't watched any last of us i've
never seen the last
of us no what why i'm stuck i told you i'm stuck right now on the studio on
apple tv i was watching
that and you haven't seen it so i we have you know that's a divide interesting
okay i gotta tell you
it's very meta it's inside inside inside baseball yeah we get the jokes yeah
the problem is
i'm so fucking jealous that's why i can't watch i went to bed last night so
fucking jealous that's
why i can't watch it it's because i was like why can't i be just i have friends
in it i i cannot
watch it let me be a page yeah yeah you know why can't we get work duh because
of this probably yeah
it's got to be a piece of it right yeah yeah but this is i'm gonna i'm gonna
email seth rogan and ask
him if he can cut me out of that one too put me in this cut me out of it just
so i can be on set for a
a little while all right it's like the room i'll get cut out too you'd probably
stay uh we apparently
did kill the pope our 266 episode came out the day he died and he was he was
the 266 pope are you
serious yes no that's confirmed dude i knew we had power i knew it oh my god
did you see that pope
pope francis as a young man he was a hottie was he hot yeah a young pope francis
please be right no that that color photo right there that one zoom in yeah he's
a handsome cat
dude look at the eyes dude piercing eyes those eyes have some betty davis's
eyes
betty davis eyes that's what it is turn the music oh now he could get girls he
had to resist it
do you think don't you think some of these guys are they're getting top and
just not telling anybody
you think so i think if you get to heaven and your pope francis he's like you
did so much good but i do
know you were getting your wank sucked but just to get your message that you're
gonna get dove put a
message on it put in the sky it takes three months for it to come back that's
their raya yeah yeah
that's their ryan as long as you confess that you're fine if he confesses that
he did something
bad right what are these ones hottest popes but yeah okay let's take us through
the hottest
most of them so i gotta click on this no it's gotta be that guy was not hot
that guy's hot
his civilian name was fabio you know what he looks like dirty harry you know
who dirty harry is
the porn star oh no i thought dirty harry the movie look up dirty harry the
porn star
he does look like dirty harry dude dude that colored one that's my old landlord
i'm not even
kidding that's literally my go the first one dude that's the pope this dude is
let me guess
animal let me guess yeah this guy died of a bad bad disease he's still alive is
he yeah i think
dirty hair is still alive you know dirty in the name is great but he is wow is
he alive
soon dude clint eastwood dirty harry make my day so good how does that line go
make my go ahead oh my day go ahead and make my day imagine saying that to
somebody and then
them beating the out yeah yeah go ahead make yeah and your kids are y