Name: Bobby Is Finally Free w/ Yannis Pappas | Ep 275 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Is Finally Free w/ Yannis Pappas | Ep 275 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-23. Transcript available.

Bobby Is Finally Free w/ Yannis Pappas | Ep 275 | Bad Friends

have you played comedy uh comedy work south i've never done the south club have
you planned
downtown yeah why what why why why has he why have you why have i have you i
haven't why
so freaky greaky yeah ladies and gentlemen freaky greaky janice pappas is here
with us give it up for
janice pappas where one eye sock lives in the other eye sock and they do switcheroos
it is i'm uh
i am a one-eyed greek and i am janice poopass according to your that's right
now i'm back in
kindergarten thank you for that janice who wrote that that's very triggering
for me mccone mccone
that was really good play on words yeah well i before we get to janice um i
brought it i brought
a couple of gifts back from my trips overseas so i was wandering the streets
bobby lee oh my god
and i saw a store i stumbled on a store let me guess what is it it's an old
ancient antique chinese
store that's in the basement you got me a mogwai i'm so excited you know i've
always wanted a mogwai
from from france i stumbled across a store that doesn't exist a store that no
longer is in
no rotation okay and tower records and i walked in and i said someone's gonna
guess can we guess yeah
boston market good guess things are closing uh vhs tape joann's what's that the
fabric store no that's
still open i was there this i've been praying for that to close for so many
years well god's not
listen yeah i'm all michael's guys a bed bath and beyond candle pretty close
okay it's a store that
someone on this crew loves very very much oh here we go
wow that it is there was one desigual store yeah still remaining in europe that's
insane i went in
there because fancy our buddy fancy loves desigual clothes yeah and i walked in
and i said desigual
i said my fancy wall huh that's i'll say it how i want to say it and then i
said you're gonna love
this part i said uh is it all women's and the girl goes oh yeah i go no men's
clothes she goes we do
and there was a rack in the back with four shirts rack in the back a rack in
the back which is the
name of your new life is rack in the back so i got you a dizzy dizzy uals shirt
and she said what size
is he i said well i should call you because you know the porg size better than
anything yeah yeah well
i like to watch a lot of star wars yes it's triple xl no yes i got you a medium
are you a medium
so come get your gift you stupid loser yeah i got you a desigual shirt in fact
i think you
should take your shirt off now and put this shirt on now and here's the best
part this is your pork
body here's the best part about it why okay he's probably wearing it right now
they make i'm not
kidding when i say this they make maybe four blue shirts that's all they make
take it out of the packaging
and let me see it it literally looks like the shirt you're wearing now i said
to the woman i bet
you he owns this shirt do you own it it looks like it yeah yeah they all look
the same can i can i ask
you a question what what lift it up there you go yeah what is it about these
shirts that you do like
the design that is an ugly shirt oh i know i don't know that we know that's
obvious yeah yeah so so you're
welcome you're welcome thank you so much and did i get something for bobby well
i've gotten you two wands
did i get you something yeah at the renaissance fair i picked you out two wands
i know i hold it dear
to my heart yeah there you go and did i get you something i'm sure you did i
did i know you did
do you know what i got you oh my god it's it's something asian oriented it has
to be no it's
actually the coolest gift i think i've gotten you oh and i hope you don't have
it it's gonna make my
heart flutter oh size nine this is the only bummer the highest they had left
was eight and a half but
i feel like you could squeeze in i can squeeze in the eight and a half all
right can i open it and
show you what it is yeah now you do no can i just say something you know what
it is because if you have
them i i don't have them but you know what they are they're shoes but what are
they shoes are they
shoes no they're they're sandals okay they're ninja turtle sandals okay but can
i be completely
honest with you if i like them or not yes because i'm you know i'm brutal when
it comes to that i know
and honest but can you tell by the box what what they are they're adidas shoes
thank you okay but do
you know what they are they're probably slips like sandals slides slides yeah
no okay
oh hello do you know what they are no go ahead hello
they are one of a kind our custom arsenal adidas god how sick are those sick
shoes you like them
don't you i do love i knew you would yeah do they have the good they have the
the arsenal symbol on
the side on the back on the back on the back oh my god that's you know what
that's being mindful
that's thought that's being thoughtful that's thoughtful and that's being a
friend that is a
friend yeah yeah unlike you unlike you when you came to town and you booked a
whiskey ginger and a
bad friends but not a tiger that's right so unlike that that's right this is
the opposite of what you
do that's right it's called a tariff oh right yeah i did tear a few 40 yeah
yeah okay so i will lower
the tariff i'm doing only american okay sure but if i lower the tariff will you
do mine eventually you
lower the tariff all right okay tariff 10 10 yeah okay give me a rating on the
shoes you like them
do they meet your your standards these meet my standards in different ways okay
wow and i you
know it's sexual you know what i mean so that's number one yeah i'm more
attracted to you by by this
gift thank you right number two um i have some downsides to it too go ahead
okay but let's go to the
positive do you own those shoes already no awesome i don't own any arsenal fc
um shoes you do now i have
pants i have shirts scarves etc etc and um this is slick and what's so funny
it's slick it's aerodynamic mm-hmm yeah um clean clean yeah very clean clean um
i would be too afraid to wear them why whoa because they're so nice well they're
one of a kind they're
made for running this guy's taking shots at you wow thank you so much i love
friend and um thank you
thank you thank you no thank you thank you for being here and thank you does
the display is that are you
really in awe of them or is that like an excuse that you don't like them and is
that why you're not
going to wear them i'm just trying to figure out why you wouldn't wear those no
you're trying to
drum up some yeah yeah i just i'm curious you're trying to drum up some and
since this
is drummed up may i waddle in it go ahead yeah okay i think stylishly it's not
my style whoa i knew
it i knew it yeah yeah you didn't like them no i do like what a piece of no no
i do like i used a
passport to get those but here's the thing you could go to arsenal.com and buy
the same shoes
have you get delivered in three days he was with his family and he thought
about you probably get a
nine as well yeah he got the wrong size yeah yeah those are very nice yeah they
are can i see the
other styles please they're in blue wait a second you only spent 79 on them 80
bucks the red ones are
cool those red ones wow yeah way more expensive yeah i think that's 600 yeah
yeah that's more my thing
that's more my thing but um yeah i don't do 80 on my feet right yeah i get it
yeah picked up on
that right the whole display thing was a whole i knew yeah yeah he was fucking
trying no but i you
know it's the sentiment and the um and the thought that counts thank you yeah
yeah and i will get you
something similar thank you you're welcome thank you like a tiger woods you
know what i mean are you
upset but i'd be upset i'd be like glove turned off do they have gloves i've
that's a dick move i've
lived in this space for quite a while yeah well i'll tell you why guy um freaky
freaky um it's
because we have an honest relationship that's right you know and we're not
about lies and uh we tell
each other how we feel how we feel and i appreciate that yeah i'm going to
display them accordingly
in my closet underneath all the other shoes that i have that's right yeah and
in 20 years time i'll
dig them back up and go oh these are in style now right right right right now i'll
put them on i'll
be 70. 73. i do think you'll wear them yeah my money's on you'll wear them i'll
wear them in ireland
when we do the golf thing you mean in london no when we go to ireland we're
going to a golf thing
afterwards that's right yeah i'll wear them at the golf thing but this would
make more sense in london
that's true yeah no one's gonna go hey bloke are those arsenal shoes wait who
is that what was that
that's a greek accent hello bloke oh that's better yeah are those arsenal shoes
that's good yeah no one's
gonna no one's gonna go that say that right yeah you're right anyway um your
legs are exposed generally
i don't like it but today i really appreciate your legs because they're very
unlike the rest of your
body they're very tan and they're very beautiful and athletic yeah they are
they are really good legs
yeah yeah he's always had nice tan legs yeah i know that says a lot about a guy
yeah and you're wide
like in a muscular again no how much you weigh now i'm back to 205 i was down
to 193 but i'm back to 205.
you look great thank you man love it you've always looked great you look the
same dude it's true
what they say you just don't age interesting yeah you look i lost 30 pounds but
you did
those epic uh wagovi i thought we're honest in here so you you don't you didn't
notice that i lost 30
pounds wow no i haven't got a chance to see you stand up because you were
outside squatting and now
yeah you have you look great yeah you look great no let me let me say something
to you okay freaky
let me say something i would be real and be honest we don't around like this so
let me say something
right now okay yeah be honest i'm not gonna get offended you did not notice
that i lost weight i would
take a picture of you put it in my closet under all the other pictures of
people who are underwhelming
forget about it for 20 years and then take it out when uh slightly chubby asian
guys are back in
style okay i thought we're in the honest tree okay so you really believe that i
believe you look better
okay you look better okay yeah wait until i get back from hawaii just you wait
i'm gonna get a tan
what was the phrase he used in australia all the time you'll see you'll see you'll
see okay yeah and you
shall see i and you will reap how long has it been now since the you'll see i'm
gonna get jacked
thing remember november so you've got some time still exactly but time is a
ticking i know but
you know what's got to happen whoa you look like you gave birth and then my
wife's belly
you know it's like a little loose skin
i'm sorry it was just moving a lot i didn't expect it to move but i'm not i'm
no i'm no better i'm no
better so here we go it moves it moves yours moves more mine does move more
yeah it's a deeper
ocean but mine looks like i'm consistently fat yours looks like you're supposed
to be fat
dude you're making me mad so much i'm sorry i'm sorry you're really like you
think he needs to get
the loose skin surgery to like remove that yeah tighten you have access skin it
just it looked a
little loose yeah yeah okay okay like that yeah it's a little bit yeah yeah she's
got abs no you look
great you know i'm joking i don't think you believe that no i do believe yeah i
do believe it yeah next
time you see me dude ronnie chang dude you won't even know the difference you're
gonna get ripped
like that he's ripped well he's in shape he is in shape he's in shape you'll
see he like we shall see
that's the motto of my life back in the day dude they were like you're never
gonna make it as a
comedian you'll see okay the comedian i could get because you're funny but
getting ripped i mean it's
like it's like you're making me so bad i went to the planet fitness a month ago
and you don't know
i went to plan i walked in right and i go hey and they go you got to go online
a