Name: Rudy & Her Sister Are Bullies | Ep 276 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy & Her Sister Are Bullies | Ep 276 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-30. Transcript available.

Rudy & Her Sister Are Bullies | Ep 276 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends look who's here i know she lives in my
house
does she really we clean no you don't yes we do no here's what yeah so i gave
her a hundred bucks
right yeah just do this hundred dollars just do this little small laundry yeah
stays in there for
24 hours in the dryer oh my god right and then i go you're not gonna fold it
she goes i folded it
right away after i said something for a hundred dollars what do you have to do
in the philippines
to make that yeah what do you have to do in the philippines for a hundred
dollars that's a lot
well you have to be the bestest tree climber in the neighborhood yeah yeah yeah
what what's a hundred
american dollars how many uh 5 000 pesos what can you get for 5 000 pesos a lot
yeah buy a whole
village yeah i know property everything what can you really buy seriously like
what does 5 000
pesos get you an iphone instead of pesos like it's like a hundred thousand are
your iphones made out of
coconut shells yeah like how do they get all those components in there yeah
yeah yeah it's breaking
off yeah okay wow wow remember you can buy a lot of clothes yeah yeah yeah
shoes but you'd have to work
how long to get to get a hundred uh five thousand pesos do you think um i think
two days no more more
yeah like oh my god so one hour laundry
look at this this is the average daily pay in the philippines varies by region
but the minimum wage
for non-agricultural workers in metro manila is 645 pesos and he gave you 5 000
pesos yeah and so
when i say do the laundry does it mean just leave it in the dryer i just i want
to understand your
the language you know i mean if i'm going being direct i i don't know do i have
to be specific
yeah because you're like oh can you do the laundry i thought you just meant
just put it in the laundry
that's only one half of the laundry i know that's just one half the hard part
is folding it right
that's what i had that's what i'm paying you for what i had fun folding it you
like folding i like
yeah yeah but i had to ask you the next day yeah yeah okay the average monthly
salary for a housekeeper
what you're asking her to do in the philippines is around 14 000 pesos so you
got you got one-third
of a month pay in one day yeah i gotta i gotta tell you this is it's too much
it's too i think i'm
paying too much you are yeah why don't you pay them in pesos can you do that
yeah mexican pesos
yeah that's right yeah is it the same thing no no if i got pesos in mexico can
i spend it in the
philippines they'd take anything down there i'm sure yeah let's introduce
introduce our guests now
that we've just berated them for yeah yeah five minutes we got jewels we have
the old school rudy
jewels is back back you know i mean and then we have uh her little sister isa
isa isa isa isy like
isy how old are you now i'm 17. wow that's rudy when we started we started when
rudy was 17. yeah yeah
yeah and uh you were a little nervous before are you nervous now no because you
know us you know us
now no you don't know him i've been like four times that's enough times i know
but are you still
be honest with me because he's a lot are you scared of you scared of andrew a
little bit no
yeah why won't you like i lock eyes with andrew lock eyes with him she's not i
know dude but the
way you lock eyes look eyes with me i'd say i have to turn you're like a dog
yeah yeah my my
asshole trembles dude it does and it goes you know i mean the inside of my butthole
comes out a little
bit it's my my body going no what yeah the hat a little bit high uh uh yeah
yeah dude dude dude dude
do what you do dude do what you do dude yeah exactly do what you do dude that
was out of pocket bro
yeah yeah dude dude i gave him this gift and he's talking to me give me the
shirt back
no i'm gonna do it too oh my god oh my god
i'm protecting the equipment
oh my god
i feel better now illegal that's a warning warning dude god dude
it ruins the show you ruin it dude you put us in bad moods bro why do you do
that yeah you put us
against a wall we have to fight our way out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but you
know what you
you guys are right now what what you guys are simon and theodore who's that oh
my god alvin and
the chipmunks oh oh my gosh no alvin and theodore oh alvin and theodore alvin
and theodore
that's what we are yeah that's us are they the bullies are they that bull
back up back up dude keep it up keep it up dude we bought you gifts yeah yeah
by the way you know
what he texted me because we have to do we have to do i have to do a read for
my show and i said okay
can we can do we can do it after or we can do it before bed and he's like come
to the studio at six
and then i hit him and i said i can't i can't make it at six i'm meeting up
with you and then he says in
the text he goes i'm already here but fine oh i almost got up no stop stop i
almost got up i
almost got oh my god fine fine he's got dude he's gotten so carlos say it
though he's gotten way too
much lately and he's it's going to his head i can tell it's the stars on your
face a fashion statement
yeah okay it is for pimples right yeah you don't look like you have any pimples
are there pimples
under there or is this to look cool isn't this this has got to be a thing to
look cool now too
yeah you wear them sometimes i i wear them when they're bad when i'm when they're
bad under the
skinnies you know i had a deep one when you knew it was going to be a volcano
yeah it was pompeii bro
did it explode no but i for five days i just kept putting those stickers on all
right
izzy what's been going on with you in your life um it's been fine my school
just ended like two months
ago so what are you doing now now it's summer for you um like before i went
here i was doing nothing
what are you going to do here while you're in la not do laundry sounds like not
yeah yeah we're just
having fun we've been going out like almost every single day where are you
going when you go out
what is oh can i say something okay the other day the other day i go you guys
are going to go do
something and i go can i go and they go no why don't you take him we because he
was making it
awkward i said oh we're gonna get coffee and then he started smiling he likes
coffee dude say his
coffee to me hey do you want to get coffee oh let's go oh my god how fun
automatic reaction he's
excited i love coffee i told him you can come but then he was like no he
started laughing and
making it weird no no and i was like maybe you made it weird no no because when
we were there you
weren't even there we were waiting for you we're like where's it to bobby i
told you i wasn't going
to go because of the you did the reaction of you guys no yeah you said you
would go and then you said
that if i see you i won't even talk to you yeah but that's normal that's normal
it's called a joke
yeah he's just joking around just joking around the fact that you wouldn't
bring exactly to bobby
for coffee kind of breaks my heart it breaks my heart makes me think that your
jewels is a little
too her head her head's gotten a little above it above it yeah she's above it
yeah yeah she's yeah
graduated and she's getting like that too now she's going to start soaking up
she's going to be the
worst yeah yeah yeah see look at that yeah i can already tell your attitude
even though as a kid
you were too much attitude yeah yeah you went through your phases remember you
went through your emo
phase oh my god yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna dye my hair and be all sad and cut
myself what color did you
dye your hair i dyed my hair pink that's not too that's not that bad is that
you there you are yeah
that's me yeah is that you no no okay but they all look the same every emo kid
looks exactly the same
are you through what phase are you in now i don't know uh-huh chill you chill i'm
chill yeah yeah i know
i know a new word i know a new word i want to learn about what the kids are
saying she's skibbity
oh you're so skibbity skibbity do the skibbity day why oh why wonder wonderful
skib
very good i don't know skibbity slang but what does it mean youtube videos a
filler word like uh cool
bad or dumb so it means everything and all right let me see if i can use it in
a sentence yeah yo man
do you poop poo on your face this yeah no no this isn't poo this is just it's
just a little bit of
sunscreen oh you're being skibbity you should say you have to say yes you get
the yes and it why you
don't know improv you have to yes and the fucking thing dude why do i have poo
on my face it's just
sketch improv scenario you could ask me anything are you hungry i would have
said yes you said do i poop
on because i was trying to make it foolish like ask me again yeah ask me again
god man sorry ask me
again anyway do it again hey man you got uh no do the same thing uh you got
chunky poo on your
peanut poo on your face i do yeah no i don't
you're doing it again dude give me it's anti-comedy what you're doing i'll do
it all
all right all right yo man what a party whoa whoa whoa you have poo on your
face yeah i do you have
skibbity poo all over your face yeah i'm being skibbity you're skibbitying
right yeah yeah sick dog
i mean we went all that way to get to there i know i just had to foil the bit
okay how do you what
is skibbity mean i have never said that word yeah but do you know what it is
you've seen it on the
internet what's some terms we want to learn terms what do filipino kids you say
you can say
what does boong mean no it has to be harder what does it mean though
you're being you're being right now you guys are using it right though exactly
because we're smart
it's like somebody chokes you yeah sounds like a chicken sounds like a nut
disease yeah i'm sorry
sir but you have boong i go really i'm both anyway give us more terms
what are the filipino kids saying right now like your like your age is my age
yeah
oh god let me guess what that means okay stinky feet no let me get no um oh you're
swimming in a
bog poo on your face no he's swimming in a bog yeah how come whenever i say a
suggestion you bury me
with poo on the face i'm sorry what is going on with you today that's our
relationship i know all right
go yeah yeah i just threw it out that it wasn't good what i said right but i'm
just guessing what does it
say the word again grandma did you make some oh it's good dish yeah yeah oh no
that's the thing um
no it sounds good yeah really yeah yeah how come you're walking so slow oh my
get they hurts
yeah yeah that's pretty good what is it yeah it means oh actually we were
pretty close you got get
tie on your face yeah yeah yeah but it's more like oh shit like oh i just did
something i stepped on a
nail oh yeah wow oh yeah what's that mean what's that mean it's just an
expression we're learning
everything it's new i like it give us more give us more also you like you like
you like uh sublime i
just noticed that yeah you like them uh-huh you know they're playing again his
son is playing yeah
yeah you don't know you don't know that no she doesn't even know do you know
songs or yes um okay
give us one i don't know century or something sing it i don't know it no we don't
know it we don't
know you have to say i don't know anything about it so it was before my time
way before my yeah i'm
more into you know i mean bach like it's before your time you know no you're
not you know you're
beethoven sati yeah debussy ludwig yeah yeah um go go ahead there's the lyrics
there it is he brought
them up yeah yeah um i don't practice santeria i ain't got no crystal ball well
i had a million
dollars but i i'd spend it all jules next line go if i could find that henna
and that sancho that
she's found sancho well i'd pop a cap in sancho and i'd slap her down what does
sancho do for you to
put a cap in them well let me tell you something sancho sancho is her new lover
oh i see his lover i don't
know i don't know the lyrics okay also you k