Name: We Are Firing Fancy | Ep 278 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Are Firing Fancy | Ep 278 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-14. Transcript available.

We Are Firing Fancy | Ep 278 | Bad Friends

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are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting oh you
two are something
we're bad friends i'll tell you something i was sitting there you know what i
mean and um just
fool andreas goes 2 30. and i go that's my heart out right you said that no he
said 2 30. yesterday
i said i need to get out of here 2 30 but the way he was saying it you i said
we're not equals it outside
of this facility we're completely equal no i don't think that's true either i
don't either right i don't
know why i just said that no i think you're right i think you're right but we'll
pretend out in public
that we're equals but here you don't touch you don't tell me what to do okay
okay what about
farting on me they never did that do you see that fart what she goes what about
fighting on me i didn't
fart on him who farted on you did i fart on you no yes hypothetically okay oh
is that something you
want him to do yeah no all right i did i did why why did i do it no why call
yourself out i know i felt
guilty yeah okay yeah i don't know if like in a court of law if i was in trial
we're not in court
i would have lost yeah yeah because it was thunderous my friend how are you why
do you keep asking me i
need a water yeah you sound like you sound your mouth is dry i just woke up are
you being real
yeah you sound weird really yeah you're like you're like people think he's
drunk in these early episodes
and i've had to comment so much on the patreon i promise you bobby did not relapse
what early
episodes like when we record before 5 p.m yeah yeah that's but i'm borderline
drunk when i wake up
early okay but not drunk from from the night before ladies and gentlemen this
is just from four years
ago four years ago you don't understand i reserve alcohol in my body right
where do you hide it times
like this right a little bit of my heart a little bit of my liver and for for
some reason whoa my right
toe oh yeah yeah it's like a little flask i like your hat thank you what's
wrong with you i'm good i
feel i feel great you feel good i feel great because i got to tell fancy today
that i might not do his movie
oh that's so funny because yes yesterday you said this morning or last
yesterday yesterday hey bobby
um andrew doing the movie um are you you're doing it now right i was like i am
there's no way
andrew said yes to it you i did you said yes i did are you gonna do it yeah but
he knows there
might be something else i get to do and if i get to do that i can't do that
okay what's the other
thing you need to do oh is it private yeah i'll tell you off camera but if i if
it happens i told him
if it happens it'd be amazing it's not a guarantee like everything is it golf
oriented no no it's a
movie congratulations well brother i don't have it it's a it's being talked
about the idea would be
nice if i get it you're in the mix yeah so who knows maybe yeah maybe i mean it's
just as likely
it'll happen that it won't happen that's how i feel about everything are there
big stars in it
uh upcoming for sure okay like young this is a thing nowadays like what is a
star i don't know
yeah who's the star now who is the star now tim but he's okay timothy outside
of and first of all
everyone yeah i love timothy yeah he's my favorite timothy yeah he was in
company oh no
very good if they get out willy wonka what is that willy wonka oh yeah yeah you
don't know how
i can interpret they heard it yeah they heard it timothy yeah timothy he keeps
trying that in
interviews i've seen that clip he's like it's timothy and they're like right
timothy do you
wait that guy claims his name is different his name is timothy no it's not go
on youtube and show
the compilation of him saying timothy the right way it's pronounced timothy it's
whatever you'd like
i don't know if you guys i thought it was timothy because of the double e's at
the end it's supposed
to be but but you could say doug alex rick whatever works i like guests like
this remembering names
so he's being sweet there and then as he gets more famous he gets angry well he
gets more honest he
goes it's it's timothy i think he gets sick of people doing it and he goes
listen dude
look do the first do the first white one there see what he says there there it
is
it's timothy can you say your name in french yeah you're right so why are we
calling him i apologize
no i'm gonna call him timothy his name is tim it's a little ridiculous timbo
like when prince did the
symbol i still stuck with prince you're incorrect that's one of the greatest
musicians of all time
i'll call him whatever the he wants do you know your attitude right now prince
yeah bro prince prince
i'm just saying if you one day you call me and go yo i changed my name i go
what is it and you're like
i'm gonna be like i'm not calling that first of all you would love that yeah
yeah you'd go that's yo
yo what yeah bobby bobby and then if i and then i'm gonna do this and you're
gonna go i'm mom
this is not what you're gonna be called this oh here we go oh i changed my name
to oh
i wouldn't have to do that then oh okay oh there it is okay yeah you accentuate
what's your name then
if there's a symbol okay okay good yeah very good if we were emojis okay no you'd
be the sleepy emoji
and i'd be the angry with the fucking with the smoke what i'm saying is is that
maybe because in the
old days you know like richie valens no who is he i love richie valens yeah so
you see rich you know
who richie valens is la bamba that song i love the movie la bomb he's gonna
correct us go ahead and
say it what we know dude oh my god we've done this before he was forced to
change his name because
he's hispanic dude right good back in the good old days that was that what's
his real name richie valens
richard steven valenzuela that's not that big of a difference that's not a
drastic change oh yeah yeah
richard to richie and valenzuela to valens they just shortened it so it's
easier i think that's
true yeah that's not what i'm saying is timothy and you're okay timothy right
just stick stick with
timothy it's easier for us yeah for us yeah but i liked when zach afranakis
didn't change his last name
can't yeah it's too memorable yeah even if people it up yeah i you know what i
hate when when you're
going on a date with a girl and she's a really complex name so what i've done
this several times
where i'm driving to their house and i'm like go look at my go look at my
whatever their name is
you know i mean and just you know keep repeating it yeah so that you don't fuck
up during the day you're
gonna stop dating island girls is that what it is that's all island people oh
yeah yeah you're on
the mainland it's just it's it's like mary sarah yeah or if you're dating like
a woman from africa
that's a difficult one what's her name i mean you're in the car right you match
with raya right
and then you go hey you want to go you're going to you're in a car in africa no
she lives here now
oh what if it's there that'd be cool oh so i'm on a um camel you're riding on a
camel yeah north
africa do they have camels still sure they do yeah okay egypt dog so if i was
driving and i was like okay
so you get the right hi ma'am i'm here to pick up
it's nice to meet you bobby come downstairs yeah yeah but you know what they
have it right
why can't we use sound effects dude that's so funny you know when you call out
when you're with
someone you call out their name in the house and they can't hear you yeah you
know if you're like
babe babe yeah yeah yeah in africa and they're like
how can you not hear me that loud you don't hear me i've been clicking all
morning
how can you not hear me yeah or you sometimes you say their name in sex oh yeah
oh
yeah but why can't we go to like if i have a kid i'm gonna go sound effects
what's your kid gonna be called oh well let's all guess what that was go ahead
fancy
you know what is hispanic it looks like a lawnmower a lawnmower yeah if that's
hispanic
girl mcone what is that revving an atv atv so the kid's name is atv yeah it's
either mower or atv
what about you look what i'm doing though what about you
no it's a biker it's a biker no it's all wrong let me see it again do it again
wave runner no jet ski
that is a jet ski you're never gonna guess it i could give you
three hundred dollars give us another give us another thing it does another
thing you don't
just do okay something all right all right all right
so it goes and at this it does both of these things
what does it does it sure does you're gonna it's not even funny my explanation
what is it what what
is it it's like you're rubbing a dragon's horns oh my god oh and it's flying
yeah i saw that
but like when you when you rub its orange it goes
right and then if yeah yeah so you got close yeah we were close yeah you're
very close we're very
very close yeah what would your name your son if it's a sound effect or mcdonner
that's it yeah but they're gonna turn out to be lazy i think no yeah like is
there anything like
their uncle bob yeah tell me to clean his room let me tell you something you
got to get in there
if i catch you are you high are you high are you stoned young man yeah that's
amazing i remember
feeling that that feeling i had in my bones when my mom would say that to me
when i come home
are you stoned oh yeah and i was like yeah no you can't do it when you're asian
they can't tell
are you tired i'm tired too yeah everybody everybody tired yeah everybody is
tired yeah
i don't know if we ever talked about why they're like that the eyes have we
talked about that yeah
probably they're not it's all an illusion you don't think my eyes are squintedier
than yours no
i think it's i think it's actually illusion oh you think it's an optical
illusion i think it's an
optical illusion right it's right wait wait i see it look at me right now right
all right
okay nope looks yeah no i think it's an optical yeah yeah yeah it's supposed to
be like a magic eye
can you guys even do magic eyes would you do one first when you get close and
you pull away you
know those or you guys don't even you don't need to you just look at it and see
the sailboat no
we don't have to do that we just see it that's what i just said yeah yeah you're
right you're right
okay my mom had one she still has in her house it's a new york one and it's
like one of those ones
where it's gigantic and you literally no one in the house has ever gotten
except me it's like on the
wall yeah it's on the wall yeah i've seen those yeah i used to love magic eye
yeah yeah magic is the
best and wasn't it cool to go see these at somebody's house and someone couldn't
do it in the group and
they were like what do you guys see and you're like dude you got it's awesome
right right but you need
for me it works better if it's in glass really yeah see i like it in the book i
can easy in the book
yeah because i'll tell you why glass is easier is you look at you don't look at
the
painting or the the photo right you look at the image behind you ah and it
appears
automatically appears like this i can't do well we're too far i have to if i'm
i can't do it from
this far yeah i can't cross my eyes when i cross my i can do it when i'm up
close hold on hold on
i can't do it i can do it only when it's too far away it's too far away that's
way too far away
let's move on from optical what's an optical oh my eyes are off you've been
missing me i've been gone
i know you butt dialed me and i text