Name: Friends of the Stone Age w/ Josh Homme | Ep 279 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Friends of the Stone Age w/ Josh Homme | Ep 279 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-21. Transcript available.

Friends of the Stone Age w/ Josh Homme | Ep 279 | Bad Friends

hey oh look at what goes on my feet look what goes on my hands and my body and
look what goes
on our head and my head we got new merch new socks and shirts it's been a long
time since
we've made merch but we really love this drop that's why we did it we waited we
we think this
is so cool baseball caps baseball caps the t-shirts we have the thank you t-shirts
and
socks and we have socks available right now at badfriendsmerch.com you two are
bad friends who
are these two idiots is that a song me down easy i don't know the song but i
can when he's singing
i can do it go ahead put me down easy baby start goes put me down easy put me
down easy baby
don't make it run and run and run and run down girl put me down down to the
street
downtown well does anybody know who that is yeah it's al green
is it al green no damn let me guess it's al blue no no let me guess he was sad
marvin gay
marvin straight no damn i really keep going who else is it okay um not james
brown james black
it's james black it's james black can i miss it oh
you're so close though you're in the right real okay you're in the right realm
yeah let me see
so there's okay i'll try to imitate his voice for real yeah yeah or i'll do
another of his oh this
well then it's going to give it away maybe go ahead put me down easy oh i got
it i got it i got it
yeah listen to the music stevie not wonderful stevie stevie is it stevie wonder
now dude you went blind
with it oh i kind of did yeah yeah well don't go blind every soul singer does
that no you want you
can't do that when you what am i doing well would you want stevie wonder no ray
charles no then who
some guy that's on fire nobody's yeah no he's autistic oh yeah yeah what if
what if a blind if a blind
arts just stared right into the camera with their dead eyes while they played
that would be wild oh
this whole thing or that guy with the cancer inside the store i saw the cancer
eye who is that who's
cancer eye guy uh alex there's this kid alex stop stop come on carlos there's a
kid alex at the
comedy store and he has cancer in his eye that's awful it's terrible oh oh oh i
know oh you alex alex
alex okay asian alex yeah yeah i'm i'm not thinking yes right and then he has a
patch over
the eye a kid by the way yeah he's a great kid very funny and i um and i go uh
let me see it i
didn't know he had cancer i thought he was a pirate i thought he went because
he goes i'm going on a
little trip i thought he was going he loves eating parrots but no he ate his
parrot and his is hooked
but um but um good old hook so i asked i go he's awesome can i see the because
i've never seen
cancer in the eye neither eyeball and guess what guy looks normal looks like a
regular eye looks like
a regular you can't even tell the difference yeah but i you know i did donate
you get you get a
donate for to his thing what do you mean give me the link i'll donate i don't
care okay did you just
give him cash no i put a little donut you what let me ask you when you donate
wait a minute wait a
minute are you lying no you're lying i could show you i donated give me the
link okay how much did
you donate that's the most important question that everybody wants to know kid
has cancer of the eye
he's a young comic he's yeah how much is he's also a new father by the way he
is a new father so how
much did you give well with the cancer put a hundred bucks for the hundred
dollars no but then with the
fault with the kid another hundred it adds up 200 he's asian another 300 300
yeah um no i let me ask you
something you want to tell me how much 500 you did yeah okay well i don't know
him that well i think
that's pretty cheapo people well i mean you're not gonna give the cancer kit
but if you but if you
go to the if you go to the um um uh gofundme it shows you where you rank i rank
pretty high
well yeah your people are historically cheap so no no but it shows you who
donated and i was like
amongst the you put your name you didn't do anonymous no so that's why i wasn't
asking i knew you do
you don't let me ask you do your name let me ask you something and this ladies
and gentlemen is our
relationship let me ask i do anonymous every single no you don't yes i do
because all right so for an
hour i was contemplating i was at the point where it's like do you want to be
anonymous or not and i
weighed i weighed the two right i don't think number one what did you weigh i'll
tell you i don't i
didn't know if he liked me that much right so you know it's like if i do
anonymous he doesn't like me
that much right so what is that what good is that gonna do that is a bobby lee
movie i know but but
if i didn't put my name right then it maybe he'll like me more the eyeball will
for sure just to spite
you i'm gonna donate more you really i'll do i'll do 501. don't you dare and i'll
write bobby lee 2.0 yeah
they're not gonna add another 20 bucks to mine i'll keep going all right there's
a competition
let's do it but so you see i'll be honest with me you do anonymous so of every
person at the store
that's ever mccone knows he's been with me every person i've ever donated to
that is does it go fund
me i always do anonymous i don't want my name on a list when you donated to
special olympics you did
it under generous gary generous gary yeah generous that's different you don't
know any special olympics
people what are you talking about i'm putting they all love you i'm putting on
a special olympics
event october 25th here in the valley if you're in los angeles we're going to
announce it officially
soon but we're doing a home run derby competition you can actually dunk bobby
he's going to be at a
dunk tank all day yeah and you're gonna have to come out and all the money and
the proceeds are going
to special olympics i'm doing that can i say something about very excited about
special olympics
here's how sad i am careful now i'm going to be very careful right i believe
even if i claimed i had
and i and i tried to join the team i wouldn't make it they'd beat you i don't
think i would make
imagine you get picked last on a kickball special i know or the javelin throw
there's no way no chance
yeah what do you think i could like if i said what event could you compete in
well where do i go do i
like is there like a tryout and would i have to do a voice don't do it i'm not
going to do the voice
i'm asking how about this can i just go hey dude can i can i do this hey man my
name is rongo
no yeah you kind of look like rongo all right right rongo jr rongo why who's
your dad i don't
know dude i have no idea my name is wrong there's no way i'm like the
basketball team i'll say this
though you know you know what the irony this is your talent and skill is
wrestling they would crush
you of course because they have hidden strength they do yeah they do they
really do they're so
strong they do have to hit like they're like chimps have hidden strength have
you ever you can't see
do you do it do chimps have a hidden like you know whenever you watch it i don't
think it's
hidden it's planet with the chimp you know what i mean you must not you know tangle
but chimps don't
hide it what do you mean when you see a chimp you can tell they're jacked no
you can't monkeys are
jacked chimps have thin arms gorillas gorillas are jack give me chimp strength
yeah chimps don't look
like they have strength chimps don't look like that but they're probably not as
strong as we think get
a chimp you guys buy a chimp and get it yeah yeah yeah you've seen the movies
or the tv show what that
tv show what's that the last documentary about the lady chimp crazy i love that
me too rip that one
i love it rip the faces off of white people it's always favorite it is always
any chimp thing when
they rip the face out of white people is my favorite thing two things you
notice about this yeah chimps
will oh chimps have always ripped off white people faces because we're they're
the only ones crazy enough
to have one right right two i've seen this a lot on tiktok recently yeah chimps
uh oh not chimps i've
seen this on tiktok recently dog bites this is like a thing people like people
getting dog bitten on the
face oh it's always a white girl i know dogs don't like white women yeah that's
what it is no i know my
friend jenna you know jenna do you know jenna yeah she has a scar here and she
was bit by pitbull i'm
telling you dude dogs well people are gentle creatures and they're great dogs
so i shouldn't even
just say she got bit by a dog she got and by the way she's a she's hispanic she
is yes but she's
half half oh she bit the right white white half the white side the white side
you're right because her
right side is a little paler dude you're good i learned something honestly dude
you're so good
you know um i just googled today on chat gbt um 29 of all men in their 50s are
single
29 of men in their 50s in the united states in the united states yeah you
google on chat gbt
i chat gbt'd it you know what i mean are single yeah what does that mean yes
approximately 29
of men in their 50s are single according to a bowling green study wow why do
you think that is
divorce i don't know but uh or you think it's you think you think this is like
uh the new trend of
men not getting married not wanting to get married i mean these these men are
uh don't even have a
significant other i don't think what do you think you think if you never get
married
if you never get married because i'm 53 years old i've never been married i don't
think i've even
been close what do you mean you've been close you were very close you lived
well i never i never asked
her to get married yeah but but close meaning like you live together you shared
a family together
like you guys were very close we were very close and um i think the next level
would have been that
a hundred percent yeah but it just didn't get there if you never get married do
you care
i'm pondering that right now of like what are the benefits here you know what
the benefits are
having a having a partner there for your highs and for your lows because when
you're high you do need
someone around to calm you down yeah because in this relationship that i'm in
now i did when i was at tsa
you know how i go crazy i go ape crazy at tsa this guy he gets caught with uh
auto blow pocket
pussies through tsa yeah and then when i when they pull it out of my luggage i
go put it exactly where
you found it you know because you know how sometimes when they open it up they'll
just like
re they won't even fold things throw it back in i go exactly the way you found
it and then the way
they hold the auto blow i don't like they hold it like this well how would you
like them to hold it
grip it rip it tight grip it because it's clean grip it tight i mean you know i
mean they do this
when they pull it out of my thing right this is what they do hmm
and they do this face like this and then i have to explain to what it is what
do you say when they
say what is this poke pussy you're foreign no i know i say well no i don't say
that i say um
well i use it to um when i when i masturbate you're that honest well how do you
explain this
okay you're yeah yeah you're tsa right right all right so i'm zip zip yeah
because you know
we scanned it and there's something in here oh it set off the sensor yeah we
just don't know what
there's something in there yeah no problem anyway and zip zip okay huh what
what in the world hmm
what what's in what disgusting probably maybe my toothpaste is too much is it
too big what is this
what is that good one see i don't know it's in your bag hoop my buddy that's my
buddy bobby put
that in my bag oh what is it gross that is gross what is it it's it's it's a um
oh throw it away
throw it away oh really it's a bomb
is that what you would say no i'd go i go oh this my company sells these i work
for autoblow my
company sells these things oh what is it not a blow uh it's a it's a masturbation
toy oh okay
for older men so i'll just put it back yeah exactly the way i found it no no
you can