Name: We Go To Flavortown w/ Guy Fieri | Ep 287 | Bad Friends
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We Go To Flavortown w/ Guy Fieri | Ep 287 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends monkey philosophy you know he was
giving me he was
giving me monkey philosophy who was giving you monkey philosophy what toto
right there dude
from wizard of oz to give us a monkey philosophy dude it's really helpful what
give me a monkey
philosophy i was just he goes you don't you're sick again dude the guy every
time he i i was just
telling yeah i was just telling mommy in today's he goes he goes dude you suck
when you grab
when you grab one branch don't let go oh no only grab this one but when you
like what is it i said
you don't want to let go of the branch before you grab the next one yes that's
what i know
that's all monkey philosophy i love monkey philosophy hey give us some more i
love monkey
philosophy last night bob i watched the the disappearance of the girl from the
cruise ship
did you watch this documentary already no i only watched the one with asian
people in it the one
that could disappeared at that hotel remember and they found out in the water
tank oh i love that
yeah yeah yeah i only only asian disappearances i do okay was she white she's a
white yeah don't
tell me about it because i'm gonna watch it amy bradley it's fantastic okay it'll
drive you nuts
it will it'll drive you nuts did she end up in a tank she uh she i only watch
it when she ends up
in a water tank she ends up on a tank they force her to be in the army after
this wow she's got the
haircut yeah i don't want to go i don't want to rip on her because um i um i
don't know if you don't
know if she's dead that's funny yeah i don't or dead it's so conscious of you
no i'm very mindful
about things like that i gave you that face i gave you so many compliments this
morning on that show
and we talked about you very wholeheartedly about you being my look at me here
he goes and
goes again about the last you're my best friend i love you too dude no no look
at me
look at me china with your last meal but they did they serve buckle hall with
your last meal
yeah what was your last meal but honestly dude yeah you're so illiterate it's
crazy you're a little red
that's what i'm asking but you have a little red did you drink a little am i
red because i was in
the sun i'm orange but that's our bottle call hall with your last meal
what was your last meal how quickly will i ship you back to spain pig you want
to go back to spain
pig do you hear his cough do you hear him literally sick coughing in the booth
did you get covet or what
no just a regular regular dude perfect comedic timing that's like when my dog farts
and stares at me
when did you get it you have covet again there's no doubt when did you get this
like a few days ago
so we're gonna get sick i know it's so what are you doing here you suck you
suck he shows up to the
show sick look go ahead look it up you look terrible you do i want to share
everything yeah i hate him
no wonder you did monkey philosophy yeah oh monkey flu stuff he's got monkey
give us another monkey
philosophy idiot well i just learned something i would date him there's there's
no trend called shrek him
he's trying to segue into a clip that and to rip on me i respect i don't like
it i respect okay
what's shreking shreking is going viral now what is what is shreking shreking
describes the act of
dating down on purpose the idea is that you pick someone you believe is less
attractive than you
because you think they'll be grateful worship the ground you walk on and never
hurt you they're saying
that the girls are shreking you you're shrek my g you're a little asian shrek
shreka
there you are shreka okay well you know what fiona i have waited so wrong for
this moment
dude asian shrek was way better than scottish shrek donkey
stop playing around the donkey that's you there's right you're shreking you do
you you get shrekt
okay let me all right stop it guys first of all the bit is over that's not
funny let me get this
straight bobby gets women that are in his league because they're beautiful and
so is he so that's
not funny so you're saying that okay let me just let me get this straight you're
saying that human
women right think that i'm some sort of mythological creature kind of yeah and
they're dipping down
they're not dipping down they're choosing using lower lower so because they
know you'll be
uh wonderful grateful appreciative but i believe that uh women are attracted to
me though that's what
shrek says what i'm saying what i'm saying how do they get juice what do you
mean how do they get
how does the juice occur it's worth the squeeze baby yeah yeah huh yeah money
money yeah he's this yeah
he's got the money well you know what okay i'll date down there i'll date my
across and i will date um
fling thing you know what i mean some four foot two you know i mean ugly fling
fling yeah whatever
dude whatever you say yeah whatever you say dude because you know what we got
off on the wrong foot
i'll tell you that i i came in here positive dude so did i you mean supporting
your philosophies you
know what i mean listening to your last meal i asked you a couple of times what
was your last meal
you ignored me and now you rip on the way i look and it's not a really good way
to begin first of all i
can't talk about the last meal the episode doesn't come out yet until when this
comes out second of all i
didn't rip on you the guys in the booth did you laughed like you when i fell on
those
fucking blades it was funny yeah it was funny okay the guy brought up a funny
beat it's a funny
what is this not a comedy show anymore it is why are you being so sensitive
what's going on with you
right because maybe i'm ugly maybe i'm going through a spout where i'm looking
in the mirror do you think
yeah i'm thinking about getting work done i'm thinking about getting work done
because of this kind of
fucking shit dude all right i'm gonna get botox my eyes bigger you know i mean
a chin thing like
brad pitt i'm gonna do the whole thing now you did that yeah now i'm gonna look
all fucked up okay
all right thanks yeah i'll do it i you know i got onto a zimby because people
said i was fat
now you look great yeah now i gotta do something with my face and you'll look
better
dude you're proving the point we're bullying you into being better all right i'll
do it no yeah yeah
i'm gonna do it i think you're good the way you are i'm doing it all i'm doing
what you the point
is i never called you fat roll roll the clip roll the clip right i never called
you fat yeah i don't
want you to get work done and if i don't think i'm a fucking hot person let's
have a little penis you
say you say that no you've said that to me before it is no it's not it's fine
it's very good it's
though very good is a little rude yeah you're out of pocket you have a regular
ass dick yeah but to
call it you know i mean the way you call it toky the fun that's your dumb dumb
toky the dumb dumb
you call it toky the dumb dumb okay number two so no you've called me fat
before have i
never heard that thank you oh here we go oh wow a conspiracy oh bro everything
is a conspiracy man
so anyway um talking to the crew outside and um i won a little debate there and
outside what was the
debate well they had some lord of the ring tattoos on their bodies which is nerdy
you like nerd what are you talking about i'm nerdy too and i gave them some
trivia questions
about lord of the rings and they answered them quickly oh they all knew the
they were hot on the
lotr huh yeah the first question i asked was uh what was um i can't even talk
right
now because of the shrek thing yeah yeah yeah that makes sense yeah shrek hit
you that hard it's
one beat yeah it hit me it's one joke yeah but when you're going through like i'm
ugly already in
my mind you're not i know but when i'm saying in my mind you know what i mean
shrek tuna so i asked the guys outside get it the donkey what was aragon's we
have to go
to the castle stop bullying donkey all right what are you talking about the shreka
the donkey is also
i asked did you go back to this did you see drew we just go back to this did
you see drewski in white
body oh yeah yeah it's the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life drewski who
we love who's trying
to get on this show he did white body not white face he became a white dude
went to nascar and was
like god bless america dude he looks white there it's unreal that's true ski
that's amazing he's honking
at people dude a black guy walked by he spit on this guy he's so funny drewski
maybe is the funniest guy
in the internet right yeah can we can i do white you can yes you should do
white body yeah who honestly
we should we should and you should be a different color yeah yeah a color that
that's a little bit
harder to sell no i know a color that that's not gonna get in trouble okay what's
that it's just a tan
mediterranean man okay too close what you're right on the line i know but you
could just say i'm from
morocco you're walking on a lake in april that's african ship my bad you're
walking you're walking
on a frozen lake in april and it's just a little too late i see it's too late
the ice is gonna crack
right yeah like get off of the get off april's a little too late for us well if
i go white what can
you do i can be like uh you're walking your white best friend and we can say
wild to people yeah when
we go out in public what's wrong with our society where you can't dress up in
blackface no you could
be an indian guy you want to i should give you a history book oh yeah yeah it's
gonna blow your mind
i could give you you could be how about this you can be korean and i'll allow
you to do it if i'm with
you i could yeah yeah yeah but also that'd be that'd be funny if he was korean
face well we'd have
to you we'd have to have you set up the clip like you'd have to be like yeah
yeah this is my best
friend my best friend we're doing the thing i am forcing him to do this yeah
yeah i'm gonna quit
the podcast you just got my mom at gunpoint you're like do it yeah do it yeah
no we don't need to do
that okay that's for him he did a great job i just always wanted to white face
but give me the lotr
trivia you wanted to diverge i'm so excited about it okay um i feel like the
time has passed no time
is now okay well i asked uh what was uh um aragorn's street name oh yeah yeah
do you know the answer
do i yeah do i yeah what is it no what the uh uh strider strider road i don't
know his last name
yeah oh street name i thought you meant like what street he lives on no i was
like i don't
know where he was his house no one knows where aragon lives well that's a big
flaw this year he lives on
in gondor now what part of gondor because there's two nice main street next to
the mcdonald's behind
the starbucks that's actually a bad part of the city yeah yeah so um we're
sending in troops to gondor
we've got to clean up the second question i asked was um what did what did um
um gollum say to frodo
and samwise ganchi when they're going through the swamps what did they say don't
follow the lights
okay and then that's for all six listeners so then they asked me some and then
they
and then they stopped me right i forgot even what there is but then i said that
dominic monahan texted
me this morning did he really yeah what'd he say i win so you lost something
and you made up for it
with celebrity with knowing hey carlos carlos hey dominic monahan texted you
yeah huge yeah right
famous actor so whenever these fans do this about me in hollywood it's like
dude you guys don't even
know this guy's just quiet about his and he brings it out on me so what i
should do is start
investing nerds they try to bury me when nerds try to bury you what do you have
to you have to fight
back with hollywood what are you talking about yeah what are you that's monkey
philosophy too oh that is
i like that okay stop putting your hand up like that it's weird it's not this
no stop yeah dude yeah
you're s