Name: Santino turns 43? w/ Funny Marco | Ep 292 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santino turns 43? w/ Funny Marco | Ep 292 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-20. Transcript available.

Santino turns 43? w/ Funny Marco | Ep 292 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
oh you two are something we're bad friends 43 i'm 42. this is wrong and oh my
god look at this guy
he's got his kneecap uh kneecap balaclava on balaclava that's pretty cool man i
just had
to teach carlos how to say that word he couldn't do it i like that you're
covering your face
balaclava no balaclava a baklava i love baklavas it's so good i love the greek
dessert and also give
it up for the return we haven't seen him in a long time of richard yeah i had
to coerce him to come
here i was at seven eckies today i saw richie just you know i don't know what
he does there but he was
just kind of wandering around and i go you got to come back to bad friends like
well if george allows
me george george doesn't own you you can do whatever you want well i he took
his passport so yeah i take
my orders for seven eckies technically i mean my loyalties to andres to be
honest your loyalty is
not to us well no but it's 200. without us no seven eckies that's right it crumbles
what without him no
me yeah but without us anybody hey man it all comes back to us okay well today
is uh what a glorious day
because um our pal here you know the paul simon of the group no i'm the gar
funk no i'm the garfunkel
who are they both still alive yeah they are well then we're you know what you
know who we are if we
were motley crew that's right you're tommy for sure tommy and who am i i don't
know i'm the roadie
you're the roadie dude loading it in just loading in that's all i do i'm
loading it in loading it out
is nikki six in it yeah nikki six yeah yeah yeah you're nikki six i'm nikki
five okay
you're nikki 43. johnny five stay alive yeah i re-watched blow last night by
the way yeah never
one of the best never seen it what yeah please watch it is cocaine driven oh
yeah yeah you had the
wrong dream george yeah who's in blow it made johnny depp and penelope cruz it
made me forget how
dope penelope cruz was it reminded me i'm sorry she's unbelievable anyway i was
having a speech
prepared oh i'm sorry give a speech yeah yeah sorry our honey baby here um what
a voyage and what a
journey and what a adventure that you've been on for 42 years yeah from the
projects from yeah from the
bottom from the chicago project from the hood yeah to elite status good man
good man yeah um athlete
athletic yeah yeah comrade comrade yeah um destroyer yeah and healer and healer
i'll do both yeah yeah i
like that uh cambodian freedom fighter cff yeah that's right dude and you know
um you mean so much to me
um you're one of my best friends in the whole world and you know we've had our
differences oh yeah big
differences big big differences big differences but um we've had our moments as
well i think that's
what makes a good friendship exactly and so why don't we give um my comrade
here a happy birthday i like
it i'm really enjoying it a happy birthday you know right so um yeah come on
hurry what the
fuck are you doing man he's always slow yeah anyway always slow on the upswing
that kid
he's the bind the binder the creator trapper keeper no phil time i like it no
you're good at this
you can fill time yeah you float distance you do hell yeah you float distance
hell yeah and you create
havoc within two means and the two means are two buttons and the two buttons
are life
um yeah baby um he's the order you're the order you're an order of all smiths
oh he's the order and
you're the chaos yeah but you know um you'd be the head smith in some village i'll
tell you that right
now really yeah where do you get the best axes and where do you get you know i
mean the clogs for
the horses i don't know what you call them no yeah they were clogs stirrups
dude you go to andrew
right i'm the uh i churn butter in that village but i come to you for the
arrows i come i don't know
what else do they do there you're doing good yeah and um you're a locksmith as
well i really i fix
everything you can break into houses as well really yeah dude you make the best
locks picks in the village
the best locks picks in the whole village yeah and the wizard the wizard that
lives there of oz
your best friend i'm friends with the wizard yeah you're friends with the
wizard wow you're friends
with the um the ladies that sing the songs in the church the sirens exactly the
sirens yeah
that's you so i'm yeah important to the village you're important to it all yeah
yeah and guess what
guess what you're going to be mayor of this village and then the emperor he
sees your good deeds and
your good works thank you sir and he promotes you to clergy i'm now you're part
of the clergy
i feel like that's down clergymen but you move up i move it up yeah yeah i
elected bishop is there
very very happy birthday thank god but to you happy birthday dear andrew thank
you happy birthday to you
so much more
yes success what is this oh it's my let's get the gifts out it's my favorite
thing the gift out oh my
god do i love tiramisu thank you very nice this is the best tiramisu in los angeles
as they say
is that true fancy yep bishop santino yes my son you were once a smith i was
once a smith defeated
the wizard in the old battle of ages you created um axes and swords and horse
clogs you mean best
smith in the business thank you and you you were clergy you moved yourself up
to bishop thank you and we
would like to say happy birthday to you my my bishop bishop santino thank you
wow
an envelope an envelope inside is a card with a little golf club exactly this
is from
tacomo spa wow happy birthday from your pals at bad friends bobby carlos fancy
mccone and sometimes
rudy and this is to the spa this is incredible it's incredible thank you so
very much you guys i would like a
little spa and this says mccone much love carlos love you happy birthday from
richie felice coplanos
jefe el jefe am i el jefe did richie sign it and this is beautiful richie didn't
and i got to tell
you happy he didn't okay i don't want his signature happy birthday pal thank
you i love you and i have to
say this is all i want just a little massage a little spa time for i have some
things coming
i know you do you're you're the best the best gift giver yeah i'm the best gift
giver so um
anyway well hurrah hurrah hurrah happy birthday hurrah my favorite thing about
our birthdays going back
to back like this yes is that the whole episode is about your birthday and mine
is less than two
minutes mine is literally no no hurrah hurrah yeah yeah yeah he's bored already
bravo
you know let me reflect on birthdays real fast yeah we don't give a shit thank
you exactly yeah
it is a very good tourist museum phenomenal it's phenomenal what's the name of
the place
giovanni's giovanni's very nice um a good birthday it will be you know what you
want to know what i'm
doing for my birthday i'd like to know bishop please i'm going to uh of all
places albuquerque to go see
the hot air balloon festival and go on a hot air balloon have you ever seen
this no but be careful
yeah it's one of them it's one of the most beautiful events i think i've done a
buckle
look at how pretty that is what'd you say what'd you say what'd you say don i'm
back
i'm back okay but it's beautiful it's right it's early in the morning you go at
dawn
and you see all the balloons arise have you really done this before i'm about
to go do this
but you've never done it before i'm no i'm gonna go do this but it looks
incredible yeah
hundreds of balloons in the sky yeah you're not scared at all why would i be do
you have
a high quality balloon we got a mid-level okay okay okay a mid-level balloon
yeah it was on discount
now how does that work let's bring up some accidents there we go that's you
that's me yeah
now if that happens what what would you do 2025 santa katarina hot air balloon
crashed june 21st
hot air balloon caught fire crashed okay yeah look in look inward killing eight
of the 21 people come
that's not bad good chance i think i'd be one of the others don't you think
five non-fatal i don't
know non-fatal so they okay so honestly yeah a couple people got dinged 2013
luxor hot air balloon
crash all right so that's been a long time so yeah you know what in 2013 that's
a long time to 2025
they were due yeah and they got it out of the way this year yeah what's the old
old school one from the
black and white what was that called again the hindenburg the hindenburg yes i
remember that one
yeah the hindenburg hate to tell you that was not a hot air balloon oh yeah how
many people died on
the hindenburg hindenburg hindenburg uh the hindenburg was down in in uh may 6
1937 manchester 36 deaths
and let me guess all white all white yeah yeah all white yeah well you know
what that thing was filled
with right what black sadness black sad what is it what is that can i just
precaution i'm ready to go
no precaution i'm 42 this says 43 i'm ready to go yeah is it couldn't even get
that right mccone
you stayed at my house it wasn't mccone who was it it was me yeah you think i'm
43 i i heard you say 42
exactly that's you did say the other day you're i am 42 because it's my
birthday i see yeah 41 pretty
good wow what incredible you know what i'm looking forward to what 43 43 yeah
yeah you're looking
forward to 43 yeah now in this may i ask upcoming year what do you expect here
42 what do i expect
that in my 43s yeah what are some goals the bad friends animated show to get
lifted off the ground
so we can finally start making that masterpiece yeah bad for bad friends
animated yeah um i'm excited to
start touring again and doing new material scared out of my mind i'm excited
for the bobby lee stand-up
special taping mm-hmm very excited for that mm-hmm um and i'm more i'm even
more excited to take
the entire summer off next year no shows no podcasts no nothing i'm gone for
three and a half months where
you go where are you going i'm turning off my phone and i'm disappearing okay
that might interfere with
work it doesn't matter to me yeah yeah this is all we'll have to backlog yeah
no okay well then are we
done you got to get a new host a co-host okay yeah now you're excited taylor
williamson
i don't know who else he's the only one available taylor williamson he is great
yeah um yeah you
know i too want to have a i want to do a um what do you call it um when you
when you go dark in a
cave a little sadness retreat no no no a darkness retreat yeah have you seen
those i want to do that
i want to i would love to try the one you and i we should go together try to do
the one where you
don't speak for five days yeah that'd be i'd love that impossible yeah you don't
talk for five neil
brennan did it i think yeah you voluntarily go to this thing and you don't talk
and all of la was
relieved you go there for five love you neil we love you we live love you neil
darkness retreats
near los angeles within the ultimate darkness yeah look what they look like uh
is there images well
there's one in malibu but you know you would you come home at night you know
that you wouldn't last
yeah you don't think so you and i would never last you know what i would do a
darkness retreat
if there was a competition yes well we could make it a competition yeah yeah
because who who uh taps
out first they don't have sucom and ramen out there yeah i'm sure you're eating
uh tofu bowls and stuff
and i just think that it would be um i just want to know what it's like just to
feel it yeah to feel it
kind of like when you try to go vegan or something oh there's another thing
have we talked about this
there's another thing that i want to do which is go to that room with no sound
oh god the the not hyperbaric chamber is that what it's called there's a room
with no sound and
people can only last an hour or they go crazy that one right there what's it
called and it
how do you say that any any choic chamber and yeah and and a lot of youtubers
and um viral
people get to go i i want to make a proposition is there any way bad friends
can go visit thi