Name: Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-03. Transcript available.

Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends

introduce yourself into the mic though you gotta come in walking and say
something
yeah yeah yeah yeah i actually want you to dictate do what you do
be free dude amazing yeah it's incredible yeah so before fancy left to spain he
left a clone
and he told me to tell you that you forgot your faith doses of of osempec today
crushed very good that's your cry it's a good joke it was a good joke that was
good yeah that
was good that was good very good very good dude you're you're you're you're on
fire you two are
bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian dude you two are
disgusting
oh you two are something we're bad friends hey what's up bad friends this
weekend i'm in brea
brea improv come out and see me southern california support your boy brea then
i'm in tempe come out
and see me asu uh i'm in hammond indiana then i go to windsor ontario bethlehem
pa hanover maryland
atlantic city new jersey then down south by san diego at valley center then i'm
in canyonville
and finally i'm in las vegas go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets andrewsantino.com
introduce
yourself so the fans know who you are and to tell the story because maybe some
people don't remember
they don't remember oh i sent a video submission um for me to leave from fancy
be replacement it's
gonna be harder to understand than fancy i know i know this is what i like i
like the challenge what's
your name christopher yeah christopher i mean andres and no we call you the big
c the big c yeah and let
me tell you something to make see we're so happy to have you here for fans i'm
happy well let me shut
up let me say this for fans at home that want to know uh fancy b is taking a
little bit of a leave
he's dealing with family stuff yeah we love fancy we miss him we miss much we
wish him and his family
the best yeah and for the time being our lovely uh fancy is being temporarily
replaced by the big c now
big c the floor is yours take it away yeah the big c yeah followed by the big d
dominican okay okay
anyway this guy and he's just average by the way yeah we can't work it okay i
can't give him any what
what about the song that you wrote yeah you sing the song that you wrote that
you wrote for us yeah yeah
song yeah you wrote a song you wrote a song and you remember it it goes like
this
and take over done done done done i don't know what to say guys yeah yeah yeah
i'm not a singer
big c yeah big c you have to just make up a song yeah that's all you have to do
that's the only way
you're going to be able to keep this job yeah yeah ready and it doesn't it
doesn't have to be good
can i do it in japanese even though yeah do it in japanese yeah might as well
might as well speak
japanese no but i watch a lot of anime yeah here we go ready yeah that's good
once you start you can't stop you can't stop dude when you have sex do you stop
midway i mean i
haven't done it in like 13 years so oh so you haven't made love in in 13 years
my mom and
everyone that i know is going to watch this so oh so in about 13 probably i
haven't been with somebody
the d hasn't met debbie oh do you prefer men or women uh woman okay you're
allowed to have whatever
you want yeah i mean i felt like you were on the fence there yeah you said i'm
i'm not yeah commit
i was going to say man but because i got uh you know you got scared right the
pressure yeah you did
say you said you said my you said my d hasn't met any b but is what you're
referring to the i mean you
the be you be you yeah it's not how they call it the the b about yina yeah yeah
oh oh v oh v yeah
oh i see i thought you said b i said i mean you could be a butt man i don't
know i wouldn't mind
going are you a butt man are you a butt man i i wouldn't mind trying it oh yeah
yeah you've never
tried it not with the guy yeah yeah maybe if if they put on like a wig or
something sure
i don't think so i don't think carlos can help you out with that kind of yeah
well welcome welcome
to los angeles is losing like 60 so i don't know if i can do that of his hair
yeah okay yeah so hair
is the standard for you kind of okay we'll get this we'll get only at the top
no here yeah my
challenge for you tonight our challenge our challenge is to get somebody where
do you live
albany albany new york yeah somebody in the albany new york area yeah i would
love preferably a vagina
yes oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god imagine if we had him
live switching the
show how how it up it would be yeah yeah it'd be up we should have like 10
seconds we
would but any nice person oh preferably a woman preferably it doesn't it doesn't
need to be from
like albany like i can i can move around in the general new york area yeah upstate
new york
yeah oneonta if you live in oneonta we talked about this in the in the car yeah
and i said that i wanted
two options one i want an asian one i want from a nation
and one i actually make that three okay oh my god this guy's so greedy yeah
yeah yeah you're greedy
but i prefer 13 years and you're greedy yeah i prefer to have this okay go
ahead
asian games and watches anime okay so you want an asian woman that watches
anime and what else
uh plays games plays games like what kind of games any game all right solitaire
i mean oh video games okay
let's um i'm not into gambling all right so you want a girl like hello other
than cacha games yes
big c do you like um the anime that i just draw yeah you want to play warzone i
don't play warzone
do you want to play um fortnight
last time i played fortnight this is why okay 13 years yeah yeah yeah you gotta
be more you're
very specific so what kind of genre of game now i will if she's if she tells me
to go play a game
with her i will probably do it i just did warzone you missed out big c lives in
albany new york he
was a fan of the show he submitted to replace fancy i'm still i'm i'm a CEO a
fan of this year
you're still right what do you say i don't even know what he said i'm still a
fan this is gonna you
say that i was this will be the longest hour we've ever done no no it's good no
i think we're cooking
it's amazing yeah and the big c you're from albany new york and you're
originally from the
dominican republic the dr can i interrupt one second yeah yeah go ahead yeah
man let him let
him no it's your show in like about two months i'm going to be moving to florida
so why are you
going to florida my mom is moving so i'm going where she moves you you move you
live with your
mom kind of yeah yeah remember he lives downstairs do you speak spanish yes
speak some
i i i is good hi is very good beginning i i i from the basement of my mom's
house to here
i just keep going down and down oh no no he's taking shots
oh you think this is below your mom's basement oh my god i thought this i love
you guys we love
you we flew you out here just to hang yeah wow you guys you want a war one day
i can have a war with
you yeah you he's looking for a war yeah you want a war bud i think i can win
bobby
in a physical fight probably yeah i think so too and i never fought someone
yeah yeah maybe i did like
like back in high school but did you get in fights at the dominican republic
when you were young
one time one time one time and how did that go probably like a draw probably a
draw yeah the
confidence you never finished you never finished you never finished you guys
know why you didn't
finish you started crying yeah what's the last time you cried big c probably
like playing uh a game
i mean the story is super good that's why i cried so yeah yeah you know when
the story is so good
that the tears just start oh like you're playing last of us and you're like oh
my god i never played
the last okay what do you what do you play i mean i i i play mostly pc games i
know that the last
of us is on pc but i know but when i'm at what's the last game you cried i
would say
scene of day three bring it up i want to see what it looks like scene of day
three scene of day
three you know oh lovely oh lovely i'm about to cry oh look at that it's a jrpg
this story is
amazing tell us tell us the story i don't want to spoil the game no one's gonna
play that game dude
our fans are not gonna play this game i promise you no if they are they're not
they are i can tell
the story condense it you're driving me crazy you're driving me crazy just give
me the condensed version
right now dude i'm trying to save the game so you can play it too because i'm
not gonna play it i don't
have a pc you don't have to have a pc it's on switch i gotta tell you i don't
know if the fans are
going to like his voice or hate his voice yeah yeah because i like it i like it
it's very it's
pitchy dominican mickey mouse i mean it wouldn't be a voice on better sleep or
those you know me sleep
like if you told a story on better sleep or one of those apps that makes you
want to relax
i don't think that'd be a good voice this disney couldn't afford to hire me so
you guys do it so
yeah i can't understand him try to try to do a better sleep like a meditation
so it's like i'm
i got the app right and i put you know the big c i press the button right you've
selected the big c
yeah yeah he will now put you to bed yeah and now there's a there's a there's a
song
your bone you know you're relaxed try to get us relaxed come on bobby no no it's
not no no it's
well yeah the app doesn't know it's my name it could be ai yeah it's yeah just
when you when you
download the app it makes you put in your name okay all right i'm downloading a
bobby okay enter go
ahead and now you selected the big c big c yeah um bobby if you play the scene
of late series you are
100 going to cry you can go back to sleep now i'm not sleeping press the x to
exit the app okay
really good wow really good yeah i almost fell asleep yeah yeah the big c tell
us about your journey here
to los angeles for the fans that don't know you applied to replace fancy b we
flew you out here
your first is this your first time in la yes and how was the experience normal
normal right that's
what we're going for a plane aurora car guy did you enjoy the plane ride was it
fun do you do you
fly a lot i don't know why you guys what do you call fun what do we call fun
yeah oh geez that's
interesting go hanging out with friends but i'm saying was it a were you
excited fruit juice i mean
i mean beef the days coming down to today they were excited exciting who was
excited i was excited
you were excited yeah you were excited for today to be here to be here yeah and
so far you are are
you nervous super happy are you nervous no oh good i i was before i was here
but not anymore okay i feel
like we connected already we did we did what do you do to calm your nerves what
do you do to calm yourself
down i just i think i think i can i can tell reality from fantasy right god god
he's very you know
he's a crazy person yeah he's enlightened people call me that yeah i don't
think you're crazy yeah
and i'm saying that in the event that you do murder us this will be evidence i
don't got the the boss
to do that you do yeah yeah so do you want to move to florida or would you
rather move to here
do i have a choice yeah we just gave you one yeah i don't know yeah you seem
like you might be a good
fit to keep doing the show depending on how the rest am i i don't know please
hire me you want to be
hired i mean what can you but what could you do for the show because fancy is
going to come back
yeah i mean if you need someone to clean the bathroom i think we got you to do
it
i don't know who he was looking i think he was looking at me he's looking at me
yeah who are you
looking at uh thank you yeah interesting interesting dude bobby's my friend
yeah yeah yeah we're friends
we're friends already yeah oh we're not friends we are friends no i'm the one
that flew you out here
yeah yeah yeah you know who got you out here at me you yeah i didn't do
anything yeah i'm playing
i'm playing you no no no yeah yeah yeah big c it's over for you and me this is
the war now
this is a oh i love the big c i love it what yo