Name: Hut, Hut, Straight Up | Ep 303 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hut, Hut, Straight Up | Ep 303 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-12. Transcript available.

Hut, Hut, Straight Up | Ep 303 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends yeah what's up what's your energy today
i don't know
dude what's wrong with my energy today it's not mindful it's not gracious there's
no grace in it
all right yeah yeah it's aggressive you come up with your hat down you know
what i mean
dude i'm not taylor swift you have to act like that you know what i mean guys
what's up what's
inside inglewood uh shy town you're that's where you're from you've never been
to inglewood once
genuinely i know where it is though where it's south from here is it not yeah
it's by watts dog
i've been to the watts tower uh watts towers no you haven't yeah that's where i
get my water
have you ever watched water dude yeah dude is it good yeah it's filled with kratom
and all kinds
of juicy things oh i love kratom yeah this is a big thing the watts towers
this was you know this was built by these were actually um people thought they
were an art piece
but it turns out i thought there was water in it that's what i thought did you
think no no i knew that
you thought that you thought it was a water tower yeah i thought it was a water
tower tower i've never
really seeped into the watts tower i was lying this man collected what is that
loose pieces of the
because the train runs behind it right isn't it from he took parts from the
train and then i think
the rumor was it was it was art but it turns out it's actually the meetup point
for epstein people
uh core steel rebar and wire mesh covered with cement mortar decorated mosaic
of recycled found
materials it's one of those conspiracy blacks you know that movie with julia roberts
was that the
movie oh the pelican brief no no that one not that one i love where denzel
plays like the conspiracy
black is that him david did he ever play conspiracy conspiracy black what is
conspiracy black you know
what i mean you know me exactly what you think it is exactly what you think it
is i don't know i don't
think yeah you can go inside their house everything's tin foil yeah i mean that's
just normal yeah yeah
that's conspiracy yeah but he happens to be black oh yeah yeah there's
conspiracy whites too i got it yeah i think
there's a majority are conspiracy whites i feel like more conspiratorial you
can't find that movie
i think it's called conspiracy theory you know why bobby's in a good mood do
you want to tell
everybody or should i tell everybody nothing come on what are i'll say it bobby
has been
or has gone on no no that's not it a few days that's not it erica kirk she's
grieving and i you know to
me i'm so empathetic right that i need to hold her yeah yeah i'm grieving that
have you with her have
you seen some of those like videos with her and her eyes and stuff it's wild
dude that's not what i'm
talking about manchurian canada another banger yeah siege there's only so many
movies where conspiracies
come up and denzel's in them did i really did i tell you he's that's like every
movie he's ever done
yeah did i tell you that we tried to watch benjamin button well you would try
you have to watch it
backwards it's better that way we tried it's normal that way you know it's so
bad like watch it again
in this era it's i remember back then we were like oh it's wild it's
groundbreaking because when i saw
it i was i was in the theater i was like oh my god we're in the future dude it's
remember i can't
believe it it's so bad i mean look at the venture yeah but look at it's so bad
it's so weird it looks
like he's wearing a donald rumsfeld mask oh yeah it doesn't look real it doesn't
look real dude it's
so weird we tried look at that look at that we watched this this movie won an
academy award wait wait
you saw it with whom we watched it at the house it was just on and i think it
was on like hbo yeah
whatever you know when they're like you're and i was like i don't this movie
was so long ago i was
like i haven't seen that i'm gonna watch it again yeah dude 20 minutes i was
like i gotta get out of
here it was trip look at that it was tripping me out how am i saying how am i
supposed to come
with that going on that it's insane he turned into mitch mcconnell
it's little rudy here's another one meet joe black oh dude do you like that one
i used to yeah
yeah watch you know what if i re-watch that again it's like you're he's an
angel right yeah you like
peanut butter yeah what is that what is that what are we talking about it's a
little quirk i just yeah
how about almond butter why why peanut butter why peanut butter he's so hot
though yeah he's still have
you seen him now he's even hotter he's hotter now yeah yeah is it i saw like
some new girl he's dating
they had a picture of them together on on the internet and i was like god it
never breaks huh
yeah look at him he was born that way that guy is built he is built different
built for speed
oh my god vroom vroom vroom look at that dude i would just literally it's like
a futon
yeah man i would lay on him like a futon yeah wouldn't you no really pete i
know you're not gay but
absolutely yeah right would you we don't know yeah yeah if you walked in your
house brad pitt happened to be
naked laying on your couch you would lay around on top of him that's your
instinct i'd get naked
immediately immediately and i'd go let's compare bodies stand up bradley i
think at one point i'd
be like what are you doing in the house what are you doing in my house but that
you say that after
you're yeah yeah yeah after you have sex with brad pitt you're smoking a
cigarette in bed and you're
like yeah how'd you get in my house exactly you don't ask before never never no
you just do you
just have to let it be yeah that was from f1 did you watch f1 no but do you
think he knows he's hot
yes brother do you know you're asian i do yeah well it's the same thing oh it's
the same thing he
knows it here's what it is yeah yeah i forget sometimes i have red hair
it's the reddest hair i've ever seen but i have red hair i know it's so mutant
like so like
he must forget sometimes he's hot yeah but then look in the mirror and go i'm
hot yeah yeah i'm so every
morning you must look in the mirror and go i have red hair no i get out of the
shower i see my little
red penis and my red pubes and i go i have red hair like it makes me laugh i
have little i have red
hair dude do you the shock and awe of me being korean all the time it's it's
shock and awe
i look in the mirror i go holy fuck i am asian it's like it's startling because
you're no i'm in a white
world yeah i'm around a lot of white people right and then every night i look
in the mirror i go look
at that but it's look what's going on there no it's positive it's not it's pure
negative koreans
are the best because i'm not like you know i mean like leading man korean those
are hot right you're
next door neighbor i'm next door neighbor i'm the guy that you don't trust in
the movie you know what
i mean actually i think you're the guy that turns out to be you know who you
are yeah but the i don't
what's the character's name in home alone that they think he's evil the guy
with the shovel the old man
but he turns out to be the best marley marley you're that because people are
like i'm weary of
that little korean guy yeah but guess what yeah guys have got a great heart
great soul okay turns
out to be a great guy all right i want you to google this all right half naked
guy in kung fu hustle
i'm that kid what what in kung fu hustle yeah one of my favorite movies that's
a bad yeah yeah no but
that's who he is in the movie you know what i mean every time i watch that
movie i go i think i'm that guy
it sucks oh yeah yeah that is that's 100 percent it yeah that's getting cracks
around getting cracked
around yeah that's me yeah but you know somebody has to be that that's right
when i look in the
mirror i go somebody has to be whatever that one has to be us yeah yeah and why
not us or have you
when i look in the mirror naked when i see my naked body oh my god it's pure
shock and awe the dog
walked in on me taking a shower i stepped in the shower and i heard her coming
up behind me heard her
you know chain yeah and i go oh hey yeah she then looked up and saw me naked
and went
and walked out yeah not happy about it wow well i gained a little bit of weight
you have gotten a
little little porky i'm 206 right now i kind of like it 206 because it thickens
out like a football
player almost i'm getting a little football yeah yeah sure that yeah i i walked
out just one i know you
gonna say something no i'm so sorry straight up is good i have nothing else
yeah yeah straight up
straight up yeah yeah what is that hot hot you think they yell straight up that's
what you just said
travis scott didn't i say hut hut oh you did oh yeah i thought they said
straight up straight up
yeah yeah straight up i don't think isn't it a move that they're saying out
loud no yeah yeah go to the
right right go around me yeah they don't it's not a move they're not telling
the other guys are right
there i know but it's like him because he's the captain right yeah he's the
leader the quarterback's
the leader right he's the captain right so isn't he going you know i mean natron
go to the right
no he doesn't yell out the plays oh he doesn't well then they would know they're
right there no but
it's their own code word well they do have codes yeah you're halfway pelican
town 260. that's a good
that's a play yeah yeah pelican town 260 is a play yeah downtown magoo turn
around
and then they're like oh i gotta turn around i'm gonna do downtown magoo
don't isn't that what they do yeah okay i don't know football i don't watch
that sport but anyway um
you know football i know the real football you know yeah and arsenal won today
for one that's why i'm
in a good mood you beat aston villa and there were three parts of football if
they had won that game
they would have tied us for number one nice try aston nice try ollie watkins
anyway aston villa by
the way is that a name of a city no but it's the same of a football club it's
one of the oldest
football terrible name yeah aston villa yeah that's a symbol how british does
that fucking sound
aston villa i play for aston villa yeah how about you what'd you get for christmas
nothing i'll tell
you this i'm gonna say that what i was gonna say before because of the dog
thing and then i'll go
to the christmas huh i'm a little wired up sorry i like it okay so um i love it
well there's three
things happening go i want to just say all the things that are happening give
it okay um number one
i i i walked out a movie last night and never and it's like i i it's park chon
wook the guy that did
old boy he i think he produced this movie what's a great movie it's called um i
had google i
fucking wait but you what you went to the theater to see i was i went to the
grove you know how busy the
grove is right now dude no other choice is no other choice turns out you had a
few and one of them
was to leave and it's it got what is the um rotten tomatoes on it i never trust
tomatoes 99 i don't
trust it i think 99 i just don't trust that it's too 98 that's way too high
yeah so and it's the guy
from squid games great actor beautifully shot beautifully shot right um it's a
dark comedy the
comedy really works they're just so talented right korean's in how to do it but
there's one moment so
i'm going to just tell you i'm not going to give any spoilers okay no we're
never going to see this
it doesn't matter really no one i mean maybe all right so this guy right the
guy to the right right
happily married two kids he's a paper man he worked he works for a paper
processing plant and he's been
there for 25 years makes a good living and he gets fired okay from his job for
stealing paper no
for you know the americans bought the company and they're doing some readjustments
oh yeah so anyway
um there's a point where it's like he won't get a job right so he they're
running out of mon