Name: Rudy Shoots Her Shot with Marcello Hernandez | Ep 304 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Shoots Her Shot with Marcello Hernandez | Ep 304 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-19. Transcript available.

Rudy Shoots Her Shot with Marcello Hernandez | Ep 304 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends what are you doing here i'm back baby
richie richie you're back i mean i see i have eyeballs i see you you know i
mean but why are
you back i don't even know if i like it no yeah yeah you know what we should
get a we should get
an email to say who's coming we should because when i walked in here i kind of
had like a little
bit of a traumatic you know response yeah it's triggering yeah but we had a
positive relationship
no because one time did we talk about when i was on stage and then you were on
the oh no we didn't
but i'm in the main room i you're in the main room and what happened and then i
i'm doing okay i look
to my right there's richie in the front row why are you sitting in the front
row well i well i didn't
mean to i got tickets because my friend was in town and he's a huge comedy fan
so i was like
oh cool let's go to the store he wasn't laughing he just had a permanent smile
this is what he was
doing yeah freaky freaky dude freaky freaking me out dude well i was nervous
you're a freak no
you are you're a freak dude did i tell you i saw mighty supreme i heard it's
good it's great yeah
it's like five movies in one are you being positive or negative positive it's a
lot of it's a long
it's a lot of stories in one we discussed this the other day it's a lot it's
awesome but it's like a lot
you could have made people get annoyed by this you could have made a great um
limited run series tv
show out of it oh i see because there's so many sub stories going on like so
many different stories
that like you know you could have this could have been stretched out did you
see it no yeah yeah i can't
believe you didn't see it um i'm really full of anxiety right now why because
next week's the weekend
what is it my special i know you're taping you know can i say something funny
that happened a couple
days ago i call abby my manager and she i go does she have a phone no i do a
smoke thing
bobby needs me yeah i um i go well what about intro music right how much does
that cost and this and
that and she goes she goes why don't you just use a public domain song like a
just like a from a
lot from a free library imagine this ladies and gentlemen boys and girls bobby
lee take me out to
the ball game look up the amazing grace's one happy birthday that'd be such a
funny song to come out
yeah yeah i mean public domain i mean it would give you like a couple of
minutes up top to joke about
it if you did happy birthday yeah maybe if you're like hey man we can't afford
it we can't see how
elaborate this is yeah are you excited to shoot uh i don't know if excited is
the word it's just like
anxiety a lot of anxiety really you've worked so hard on this i know but the
hour is going to be
fucking amazing it's going to break records but it's going to get nominated it's
going to break records
it's going to be the highest viewed special on hulu in history i have really
bad jokes in it
well that doesn't mean it's not going to be watched you know what i mean yeah
plenty of things that
were bad were watched by a lot of people yeah yeah you know yeah that's true
yeah it happens all
the time yeah okay so bad is good right that's good michael jackson bad good
yeah so bad it was
he i mean bad to name an album bad yeah is good yeah it's good so it should be
bobby lee bad yeah bad yeah
everyone's going the family the family's going yeah i'm sorry i can't be there
it's okay
i saw her in hawaii swimming in the ocean yeah yeah i saw bro shaka ocean girl
ocean girly you're swimming for like three days straight huh that's got to be
so freeing how
nice she gets to do that yeah no responsibility no responsibility just swim in
the ocean three days
you mean hey everybody i use ab
look how silky my hair is yeah shout out to the company ebb doing commercials
are great yeah yeah
you're acting i see her acting in it now are there any times where she's making
you do it and you don't
want to do it sometimes and she convinces you yeah yeah yeah how long when you
go out to the ocean and
you guys go for a dive day or whatever how long are you in the water in the
water for i think max is like
four or five five hours a long time it's a long time being in the water but
they can just live out
there well they're from down there yeah i know no but they love the water you
were born underwater
weren't you your mom had you underwater yeah can i give them the greatest
moment of my life
i better be included you're not there
you're absolutely not there you're not there interesting it's like um one of
the most peaceful
moments of my life oh i wasn't there yeah yeah yeah yeah no when you're around
i get throat like
you know what i mean yeah lump in your throat yeah i get sore yeah me too yeah
yeah you get through
you right i know i i know my whole body hurts when i said when you were on me
oh yeah oh yeah me too
yeah anyway so um we all went to the philippines and uh what nothing and you
know how they have
like millions of the not millions but thousands of little islands yeah around
you can take a little
boat you know i mean to like a super small island right like a beautiful day
and uh what's on those
little tiny islands one tree sometimes that's it yeah yeah like one or two
trees wow yeah so we went
on this island and i was it so blew the water yeah and i was floating on my
back in the water right
where it's like you know i mean you kind of you can hear the ocean bobbing in
and out of your but
they could also hear the people so they were like playing games on the on the
beach that's where you
were so you could hear you know i mean them just you just see your laughter and
joy but you're also
hearing the sea right and i closed my eyes and it was the ultimate piece piece
i've ever felt
and enjoy it was nirvana you were zen yeah but you know um when it's so funny
but when i was at um
that treatment center for trauma right you know we did this thing where it's
like if you do this right
and you think about your um that one that was my experience thinking of think
of an experience where
you're truly peaceful and i i got hypnotized and if i do this apparently it
takes me back but it never
works yeah it never works it never does it work yeah i'm there yeah but it's
like um yeah yeah exactly
what's your most peaceful moment i think i talked about on the show it was uh
had we done bad friends
yet i think it was just at the beginning okay and then i um no right before it
was actually right
before that had been six years ago okay and i hung out with these people and
had a great day and then
i met up with dermer and got some phenomenal seafood and then we went to alki
beach and rented um
long boards you know paddle boards and i went out on the board and i was just
laying out there
in the ocean there's a similar oddly similar story and i was just laying on it
just kind of letting the
slow slow wake take me and i was like i could die right now alki beach it was
one of those moments
that i just i don't know why it was perfect it was just beautiful and perfect
out on the water
something about it it was weird it was like everything aligned and then the
show that night was
fucking awesome yeah it was at that club in seattle parlor live yeah parlor
yeah i love that where you
had to go through the bar oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that was the that was the club
where that um native
guy didn't let me in remember oh yeah yeah that's the same club that's right
yeah yeah well they closed
down i know they did that's because of you yeah no yes you got that native it's
a big deal yeah yeah
anyway yeah that's your most peaceful that was just a moment that like you
reminded me of when i i've
talked about that before it just made me feel like amen everything is okay yeah
and it was for a little
bit what's your most peaceful moment um you can't include water because we
already did that
it usually does i know you're right you can do it include water i think the
first time i've um free
dived with that and i was able to go really deep and i just stayed there for
like a long time how long
can you hold your breath for not that long maybe just like a minute and like a
half or something so
you stay down there for about a minute you were peaceful for 45 seconds yeah
it was so nice oh and did you come back up and you felt like i want to keep
going down as far as
i can yeah the free dive thing scares me yeah too too no no no i belong up top
what's the swimming of the sharks oh we used to do that that was so fun no it's
so nice you don't need
to swim with those guys i'm not doing that anymore it just doesn't make sense
yeah i want to swim with
that really big great white shark okay aren't they all big no like the this one
is like the like one
that that one lady does yeah yeah yeah what's her name i saw that documentary
that lady that swims with the
great white sharks yeah that one yeah what is that for what do you get out of
that besides almost kill
a relationship you can develop a relationship this isn't the octopus teacher i
know look at that would
you do that that's so cool would i do that i mean in what world would i want it
look at how fat that
guy is get him on a glp1 yeah but he hasn't died so it means the shark's fine
yeah he's eating everything
in sight yeah he'll live forever she's got a bag of in and out burgers is that
what that you can't see it
but yeah double drop yeah by the way he that is a fat shark dude that we oh he's
a little chode he's so
scary so cool he's so fat he can't turn around though he can't get you if you're
behind him yeah
i mean no absolutely not what's cool about that yeah i think don't they they
kill humans i don't mind
you don't mind being killed no i mean they'll tear off an arm what a bummer
that's a bummer that's a bummer yeah yeah you're right you're right if you're
gonna lose a limb
which one are you gonna lose my left leg i don't know left leg is good yeah it's
pretty useless i
guess i understand that ocean ramsey because you can hide prosthetics legs with
the new high-tech
you know i mean great tech right yeah so you can wear jeans put a prosthetic on
you can still kind of
you know i mean walk around right but with an arm i think it's harder to hide
it's impossible yeah
although the hands now are looking pretty realistic they're getting better yeah
but you can't go like
this or you know i mean or shaka or anything you can't do you can't do no shaka
no shaka or unless
you can go you can do shaka if you bend it push it down push it down like it's
kingpin with that fake
hand like yeah they're getting really good whoa dude that's me look at that wow
i get really it's
getting good it's getting good yeah the amount of these that are going to get
stuck up someone's ass though
yeah the rubber one see that's why you need metal so there's no tempted so what
kind of one you lose
in a hand just to get that no you don't yeah look at how cool that looks okay
dude you know what i mean
you can how much it's mind-controlled bionic arms so your brain is your brain
does it and now nike
has that one shoe where it has it's at your ankle and it helps you what right
yeah nike has a shoe that
like is that you can now get where it's like i think it helps you walk what it
gives you more
propulsion i don't know what the word is um yeah propulsion's got to be right
yeah yeah
that wow so it straps onto your ankles yeah your ankle onto the shoe and it
makes you go faster
i don't know if it makes it go fast it can it can i think yeah oh let's get
those how much are those
you're gonna get it right i might i know how much are those it looks awesome i
know
i mean that's not out or even planning on coming out yet okay hey nike yeah
yeah send these to us
yeah those are cool let us be the first let us be the test rabbits for the
imagine they have like
world champion runners doing them and then they send them to us yeah these are
supposed to calm