Name: Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura | Ep 305 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura | Ep 305 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-26. Transcript available.

Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura | Ep 305 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends we'll have to make an announcement
good to see
you tommy boy hey buddy good to see you too so i'm doing my first special this
friday
and uh we've talked about this for years yeah how exciting is this talked about
it for years
no for but like we've really talked about this for years 30 years yeah pink
face
pink face i mean your face is so pink what are you trying to prove bud is my
face pink yeah but
yours naturally pink thank you that's unnatural i'm flush from the whiskey yeah
okay he's asian
he breaks out like you guys do when he has whiskey why did you come at me so
aggressive you know what
else he has huh the emperor eyes from star wars look at it look at it he's an
emperor yeah like the
emperor dude he has right now dude tom segura has emperor eyes look at that he's
calling you sheev
palpatine yeah why did you come at me so hard yeah what what is that about i'm
so sorry i'm
so so uncalled for and unnecessary this happens every time i see you no it
doesn't every time i see you
no it doesn't come at me with some insult and then you go my bad dude it is my
bad dude but wait
well you insult me all the time what did when is the last time i insulted you
either public your
attitude uh oh it's an energy insult energy it's energy insults yeah i mean you
don't have to say
words dude i can feel it i'm tired of it so you know what happens that didn't
happen this is
i know self-sabotage yeah because he has a special coming up and he goes i don't
feel well no so what
happened at you yes here's what i think yes he's doing that carlos he's doing
all the here's what
happened okay all right so all my reps are like you gotta put your reps in i
said reps twice all
your reps all the reps doing your stand-up reps yeah my representation said i
have to do a lot of reps
repetitions let me just help with clarifying for the audience
anyway so i did bakersfield and fresno over the weekend i just was around too
many people
and then i wake up humblebrag about the tickets he was selling really 750
people
that's not a lot that is a lot anyway um i wake up monday morning with a sore
throat and body aches
do you see the shows yeah things from the shows what do you think tommy boy
he thinks he got me with tommy boy oh you got covid oh no no i took it no i
took a test i don't have
covert or the flow do you think do you did you perhaps did you see a um a
female friend over the
last couple of days i did not no look at me i've been celibate look at me when
you do that did you
not i'm a celibate did you not see a female friend no i did not i swear to god
i didn't you
swear to god yeah because i'm saving up my comfort for the special because that's
the closer they said
they have to save your calm you know what what that is can i tell you something
i mean i mean
this in all like fighters do it i heard so i did it that's the best advice you
should save your chi
for sure i did and i am yeah but keep it saved for how long at least through
the spectrum yeah i am
okay of course i am don't make kissy faces with anybody i'm not doing any kissy
faces dude like rocky
did yeah is that how he but he ended up losing in that movie i know he didn't
save enough i don't have
a choice yeah so he did a tap adrian a couple times right he did yeah yeah that's
true so can we
start over but against yeah yeah you guys need to do a start over we start over
no we're not starting
over we're gonna put that in but you need to start over this relationship
because time's an old friend
of ours it feels strange to do that he trusts like a cia agent now lately we're
almost the same
i know all right you're right all right let's start over okay what i was saying
welcome to the show yeah
before you look real good thanks buddy so do you you were stuck in the caribbean
yeah how'd you know because you know people i've never been there and some
people get to go
is it the caribbean or is it the caribbean yeah i can't believe and i'm being
honest is it
i'm a fan of caribbean it's the caribbean because it sounds cooler yeah i don't
can mean
it's tom segura and christina pazitsky stuck in the caribbean due to venezuela
related my favorite
thing is that that angle by the way that's insane it looks like you guys are
being interrogated
all we did was like we got a call from our podcast producer who was like hey
you're not
back so we can't record an episode can you just put a video together for the
podcast audience yeah and
then people sent me they're like oh you're on tmz i was like for what they're
like for that video oh
that's who picked this whole story up how do they get it because it was we just
posted they posted it
on instagram yeah just like hey we're not doing a podcast this week we're in
the we're stuck and then
tmz was like they're stuck and then the only thing i heard from people was i
hope you stay there
who would say that oh they're like you wrote that a few times i know but aside
from me go back up to
the just the way that tmz title sings go back to the title is stranded in
paradise maduro's capture
shutdown flights home it's so ridiculous okay so we got tom segura and christina
pazitsky and they're
stuck they're stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck in paradise don't feel bad for them
um what i was trying
to say well then and you came at me came at him again about my pink skin and
all that was just that
for years we've been talking about you doing a special and i was just saying
that i'm so excited
and so happy that you're actually doing it and that fans get to see you do your
stand-up now in a special
i think it's amazing yeah but i'm so we're so happy we're excited not my full
potential because i'm not
feeling well you're fine you're going to be so good let's get you let's get you
an iv let's get you an
ivy yesterday didn't work no do it again and have you done nad yet i have add
no nad okay yeah michael
jordan's flu game probably one of the greatest he scored 38 points by battling
the flu or it was going
out the night before and partying but even still the irish flu does get me so
this could be your flu
game what was it tell me explain it to me 1997 game five in the finals jordan
had the flu basketball
oh yeah michael jordan oh he was the michael b jordan oh okay no michael not
sinners this is a
it's not michael b jordan no okay this is the flu game okay and he had the flu
and he performed
unbelievable it was it's as if the gods were like you're gonna be okay because
they it's it's what
happened it's it's it's that he is god's choice he's got choice and you're god's
choice as well
and your specials you're gonna be amazing in this dude yep you're gonna be
amazing in this okay
flu game believe it never heard a flu game never even heard of it this is you
never heard of the
flu game no no no no no tell me more about it tell me more about it oh my god
tell me more about it
it's legendary it's legendary if you're a diarrhea game there is a diarrhea
yeah yeah the flu game is
talked about more yeah it is yeah yeah yeah paul pierce had this what paul pierce
had a diarrhea
again that's right that's right but but this one's a little bit more prominent
yes then there was an
aids game so magic had an hd game oh yeah i heard about that that one you know
that's a scary game
wait a minute what is there a name yet for the special yes what is it it's so
good finally
it's perfect why not why not you don't like it i love it and you're shooting in
san diego in 3d yeah
3d 4hd the whole thing dolby they're doing it in imax dude you want you can see
it in imax
i got dolby dude laser and where's this laser technology where's this airing hulu
hulu yeah right on who yeah yeah yeah that's amazing dude you don't think i
deserve it i didn't i
didn't say yeah yeah yeah it was so aggressive it was so condescending what he
just did you know he
just he's successful he's successful he's conquered the game dude he's on top
just shut the up dude whoa
see what he's doing wow all right i also came here yeah yeah well you came here
what to say
thank you for doing season one of bad thoughts for starting season two it was a
fun experience and
thank you so much for having how long have you been awake i've been in bed for
24 hours can i tell you
all you need to do you're can i i've seen this on tick tock i've seen this on
tick tock this bit right
here no no not this with it it's the white man's i know you're half peruvian
whatever it is i
appreciate that yeah yeah yeah but it's your your hand domination oh hand down
yeah yeah you're doing
that yeah he makes me trying to control the conversation i understand what you're
doing
with your hands and i'm doing it back and you're seeing it through it i'm
seeing right through it
dude okay go ahead what are you gonna say that this weekend is gonna be
fantastic for you and
these next few days all i hope is that you actually listen to your body when it
says it's time to rest
get your rest get your fluids eat your food feel good and on friday and saturday
and however many
shows you're gonna tape you're gonna feel great man it's gonna be fantastic and
you know tom i'll have to
be honest with you let me be real with you dude yeah you've been a friend a
real comrade and uh
i apologize for being so negative i appreciate that yeah when i was talking
about your pink face and
your uh emperor eyes yeah right it's just an observation because they're blue
or is it because
of the no it just looked weird oh okay yeah i mean it's so um
you dude all right yeah what do i have to do yeah yeah yeah you're with him
dude you're in that room
with him i've been sitting here how long have i been sitting here 10 minutes
yeah yeah i've been
sitting here you're cackling you mean with your do you know that over the last
few years few times
he has graced me with his presence to come on shows with me yeah invited me
yeah yeah yeah yeah do you
know that every time he gets introduced it is just like thunder thunderous it's
crazy thunder reception
this yeah it's unbelievable and that's it's gonna be like when the special that's
gonna be the exact
same thing people are gonna lose their mind they are gonna lose their minds i
know that i know that as a
fact you know what i take hold on the whites are talking okay okay we're proud
of them yeah we're very
proud of them to get a little guy like this up there and doing his thing it's
gonna be amazing
now do you feel a little bit better yeah you're getting hyped up i sure do i
feel jazzed
this is a no i know this is a look and let me tell you something whatever you're
doing dude
go back to austin go back come on yeah yeah i'm tired of it dude why are you
tired of it i love you i
love you too yeah yeah what does it come out you know when it comes out in november
oh so you gotta
you got some time we need you know yeah we need it's gonna be some rishu okay
here we go mr director
well first of all says mr director andreas is back and we want to welcome back
our old friend andres
who hasn't been around andres and you guys can speak uh in tongues like you
guys do yeah you asked
for the bathroom key yes and what how did he say it to you what did he say
yeah where's the mail yeah you feeling a little bit better now is he direct are
you directing it
no no no no louis katz louis katz the legendary louis katz i do know yeah louis
katz is gonna do it
fantastic did you consider it for no i can say it i'm happy not even by the way
i've seen that movie
it's a great movie it's great yeah yeah i did consider it you did yeah um he
just doesn't know
my act as well as louis does that's not why yeah i need performance notes that's
you wanted a comedian
just throw something in here though was there no thought of reaching out to me
yeah you would never
direct my special why would i not direct your special you would never do it why
why would i ask
and get rejected by you i would never reject you oh so what would yo