Name: Bobby Falls in Love | Ep 307 | Bad Friends
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Falls in Love | Ep 307 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Falls in Love | Ep 307 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-09. Transcript available.

Bobby Falls in Love | Ep 307 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends oh this is spring water yeah it's
beautiful
spring water what's the difference between regular water and spring water
plastic that's
the difference oh i'm sorry it's okay it's a season thing you've never had
winter water
you've never had some winter water no well it's a winter wonderland now fall
water any of the
seasons spring is the only season i drink which what season do you like the
most water wise summer
summer water what's summer water summer water yeah summer loving is on the rise
i'm telling you dude
you're getting so tuned up for this summer your body's going to be good your
brain's going to be
good i don't know i think you're going to get some summer love this summer or i'll
get a disease which
one the shaky one parkinson's no no no that's not the shaky one no there's
other shaky ones what's
the other shaky one um there isn't anymore parkinson's is the only one i feel
like that's the main shaky
one yeah yeah shaking tremors give us a pull up shaky diseases they're right
here multiple sclerosis
multiple sclerosis man say that five times they can't you know what i want to
do i want to get a shaky
disease and have a time machine go down to the 70s and go do our soul train
yeah dude i'll do soul
chain i've always wanted to do the line with the shaky disease yeah
some people get a time machine and they'll get you know i mean i want to go see
you know i mean
meet george washington not me dude shaking shaky soul train shaky soldier yeah
yeah yeah that's you
bob no that's not what i was saying i i love him michael j five i'm a big fan
of the man yeah yeah
his his uh instagram handle is shaky soul train oddly enough
he's the man he jokes about it all the time which is so you have to yeah yeah
other way at some point
you got it sucks it sucks it sucks it sucks and then you got to joke about it
do you think christopher
reeves is um resentment resentful toward horses oh he hated him after that i
mean would that if i got
hurt by turn him into glow if you got hurt by an animal yeah and hate it for
life although that might
not be true i got bit by my buddy's dog my buddy adam's dog when i was a kid
still love dogs yeah
i deserve the bite oh i came in the back sliding door stoned at night trying to
sneak in to be quiet
to not wake up his mom dog bit me yeah my fault i know a girl named jenny she
has a big pitbull
scar on her face right and then i go can you dog sit i asked her and she's like
no why jenny yeah
because they're little though my dogs are little you don't have big scary dogs
they'll bite your ankle
well that's not true yeah julio julio is a nightmare yeah yeah about your neck
he will he will kill you
yeah julio has that like yeah but then you go come on come on julio and and
then julio will calm down
but if julio senses something's up attack mode yeah attack mode do you think
wolverines and honey
badgers get along they're so similar yeah that's what i'm saying i wonder who
would win in a fight
that's it does such a good question who would win a honey badger or a wolverine
yeah
no who would win though you think it says they do knock it along they hate each
other yeah they're
highly territorial i would say so yeah i think a honey badger aren't they crazy
yeah
they didn't create it i mean the x-men should have had you know i mean honey
badger because
honey doesn't sound threatening i think that's what it is yeah yeah wolverine
sounds good but like
honey badger yeah wolverine would most likely win according to ai overview
doing due to its significantly
larger size that's what i thought yeah yeah yeah size and strength yeah
offensive power what about
tasmanian devil with is that a mix oh yeah they gotta they're small oh yeah
another small but they're
crazy they're crazy there's the sound that they make is insane have you ever
heard it yes oh it's
it's insane and wait you know why they'll win let me see if i can do it
as mani and bobby yeah can you do one do it again
it's that's yeah you know the lore of this the truth yeah why they're called
tasmanian devils
when people first came to that area they were they in they live in the woods at
night they heard
that sound yeah they thought it was the devil they thought that was devil's
island that is very true
also these things are crazy blind they can't see shit they can't see shit but
their jaw look at the
jaw strength of a tasmanian devil look it up look at they can bite through i
want to know how many
pounds per square inch or something it's that's that's my new cum noise by the
way
tasmanian devils have an exceptionally powerful bite for their size they sighted
around
500 to 1200 pounds per square inch what's the average human bite what's a human
bite humans bite force is
150 pounds per square inch wow the tasmanian devil is good or bad it's 10 times
us it's yeah yeah
that's crazy what is that alligators is 3 700 pounds per square inch wow that's
why all those
idiots in florida are like they love that they love the threat yeah i'm gonna
get down there i'll
wrestle that guy or see what happened but i hear hippos are the ones you don't
want to
fuck with they're aggressive they're aggressive they're aggressive they're
gigantic mouths
you know and they um they are very territorial not only but they protect their
babies if you
if you see a hippo baby run because they'll kill you the mother will kill you
yeah they'll just kill
you yeah what is the father doing is he is he mia yeah he he left go ahead no
you go ahead no you
you go ahead you go i don't want it yeah i don't want it either i'll be back
getting the bread
i'm gonna get bread i'm gonna get bread i'll be back it never comes back never
comes back yeah yeah
well they can swallow they they bite you see them bite through stuff as nuts
yeah you ever seen them
bite through like a watermelon oh yeah they can crack right through it fancy
fancy why'd you say
watermelon because i always see videos of hippos and watermelon out of all the
vegetables to see pumpkin
i always see videos no no no no there's always videos of hippos with watermelon
you see it you know it
yeah and fried chicken i knew it i was waiting for it dude i was wait look at
that oh yeah it is
watermelon whoa whoa that thing wow have you ever seen him feed him a carton of
newports he'll feel do that
he'll go right through it it's crazy it's so funny also hippos there's a pink
residue
that ex um that comes out of their skin i don't know this do you know this no
yeah there's a pink
residue i'm waiting there's no joke that's a true thing there's no joke there's
a pink residue no way
yes i'm looking for the joke in my mind there is no joke there is a pink
residue is there not a residue
oh he's right hippos secrete a thick oily reddish substance called blood sweat
blood sweat
blood sweat not crib sweat
it's sunscreen spf wow yeah blood sweat yeah that's where it comes from blood
sweat and tears
tears yeah i wonder what it is wow wow they secrete a red substance they do it
protects their
skin from sun yeah skin from sun and bacteria yeah i thought about that i don't
even know why i know
that that's awesome do i know that that's awesome out of all the things i love
it no i just know that
well i looked at my dog today we took a dog on a walk today and i thought how
weird that we're
of all the species like we're the ones that want to walk upright that figured
out walking upright was the
move isn't that crazy that we were like this all fours is crazy yeah i'm up
here i'm getting up
well how did we get up i have no idea like something must have taught us to get
up god
excuse me god don't bring your spanish voodoo to this room humans walking
upright because it
offered key survival advantages i know but why did we what other animals can
get upright they just
no i mean banana
go on what i'm saying is they're up in the trees right yeah i get it yeah yeah
it's dude food's up
there yeah yeah yeah yeah we didn't want brown food we wanted high food yeah is
it right or not
oh yeah you come up with one brother i love it no no no what do you mean you
love it it's an you come
up with one no it's because we're up to it why do you think vantage point
attack down exactly bigger
yeah yeah yeah me big yeah me big you're small yeah you're small what happened
why did we stop
climbing the trees though it probably hurts yeah you know what i mean like we've
evolved
yeah i mean you would think that we'd still well alex honold does it honold
does it yeah did you see
that yeah tell me about it pissed me off why does it piss you off i just yeah
why is he doing that
it's crazy yeah i mean kudos the guy's amazing but you're like what is this
well el capitan is
scarier though i know he said this was weird but i'll tell you why because i
saw it did you see it
i watched yeah there are places where he would he could fall where you know
because once once he
gets to a certain section he's climbing again and he could have fell down to
like the next level i know
you know what i mean where is el capitan once you fall you're dead there's no
nothing saving you
this was a great pr stunt for netflix i mean 100 and by the way get paid good
for him yeah that that
that second of his wife like waving out the window was the weirdest what do you
think of that
relationship i mean it seems i think it seems like it's going up yeah i don't
know it's strange
because she they talked about it is this the same girl from the documentary yes
where where he says
he's gonna leave her yeah i'm either gonna climb you either stick around and i'm
climbing or you can
kick rocks yeah and she was like i'll stay yeah i mean good she they must
genuinely love each other
yeah maybe they have two kids now they do yeah where are they up at the top of
that building
i don't know they're at the one center or whatever in in shishwan i wouldn't be
able to watch as if i was
a kid like if your dad was doing that would you be able to watch no it's crazy
oh that's cute yeah
by the way this is in china right it was that it was in bayesian or where was
it uh singapore oh
singapore was it singapore singapore yeah great audience asians though oh every
second oh no
everything blows their mind on the floors with the cameras on yeah they were
they were oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah this guy it was it was cool to see but like you know you knew he was gonna
do it
yeah i mean i kind of wanted to see him slip a little bit and there's also a
delay you know there's
a delay oh yeah there's no way if he fell there's no way they'd show it well
because how quick can you
snap a camera away because they're punched in those guys are and the guys that
were doing the cameras
on the ropes that was crazy too yeah because they had to do you know i'd be a
drone give me the drone
i'll fly that next to the guy like if my partner wanted to do that i would just
be like yeah i'm
not gonna be there okay but okay let's make it more real what if your partner's
like i love deep
sea fishing and i love deep sea diving okay and i like swimming down with
sharks kalilah
she did that the whole relationship and guess what what i'm at home i'm not
watching that yeah
i'm just that's true yeah yeah but you said good luck but you'd let you you
know you let
them do it you're just not gonna go well i did it a couple of times with them
those kind of
activity but that's completely different than though i think it's just a life-threatening
because he's an
expert at this the chances of him falling are less likely than one of the girls
getting bit in the
ocean you think so 100 i you guys don't agree with that think about this think
for a second this guy is
a is a flawless professional right he was never gonna fall that's why they did
it those girls get
in the water they have an element that they can't control he controls this all
this they have animals
that are you're at their whim yeah they could just attack you for n