Name: Do It Again, You’re Out of the House | Ep 308 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do It Again, You’re Out of the House | Ep 308 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-16. Transcript available.

Do It Again, You’re Out of the House | Ep 308 | Bad Friends

hey we're gonna be in lincoln california that's basically sacramento abraham lincoln
abraham
lincoln is not from there but that is basically sacramento on march 14th we'll
be there at the
thunder valley casino then may 8th right here in los angeles our hometown we're
at the the the the
netflix comedy festival he got it netflix is a joke at the youtube theater go
to badfriendspod.com
for those tickets that's badfriendspod.com comedy the last frontier these are
the voyages of the
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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends whoa don't is mine facing the right way
yeah it is
what do you have makeup on because i'm going out after it's going bowling wait
who are you going
bowling with her friend some friends yeah yeah you're going out on a date no
just friends you're going
out on a date no yeah you're fidgety i know you're going out on a date no who's
the guy no one welcome
back to bad friends the one that she likes is in hawaii oh right the one that
you like is in hawaii
you have a crush on him you're on a different wavelength than i am dude i don't
know if i could do it
you're overwhelming welcome back to bad friends
i'm a ferengi and this one is a cardinal that's the end
where are the dilithium crystals where are they rudy where are they rudy i don't
know where are your
boyfriends where are your bbc boyfriends
welcome back to bad friends it's our six year anniversary
you want to go inside my black hole welcome to my black hole welcome there's
poo in there
dude six years we've been doing this fun show and bringing you guys fun star
wars
what a night to have it's a star trek six year anniversary we've got rudy
jewels over here
beam me down dog there it is hell yeah dude the variation of the shocker
i got it he's got it
do you see bad bunny or what
whoa whoa whoa what's yours say did you see bad bunny i saw a bad bunny
bad bunny
you better sing at least one song from him
oh
such a good performance i saw turning point
i did it was great i was on true social baby it was you know what kevin spacey
did a little number
you know he did a little dance he had a top hat you know what else john voigt
did a um scene from
midnight cowboy whoa yeah it was great that was awesome it was awesome dude
yeah well i saw turning
point while a lot of americans were watching bad bunny ruin the halftime show
bobby and i
were tuned into turning point with you kid rock rip the stage yeah what's up
america
sick of these liberal turds and that lady that took eighth in american idol she
was great too
she was great dude bad bunny rip you ripped dude it's so hot he's so he's a hot
guy he's a hot guy
yeah just walking through good actor too you know my favorite thing about the
bad bunny thing what
that made me laugh at the behind they had a marketplace like oh my god like a
little a little
convenience store in the background and it said uh we accept ebt i was like
that's so funny yeah it
was in neon did you not see that it was so funny ebt accepted at the bad bunny
halftime show
super bowl was one of the worst super bowls i think i've ever seen in my entire
life i didn't know
who played who won nobody nobody won everyone lost no who was seahawks who won
seattle did win they
did yeah well good congratulations to seattle who cares i don't care shitty
super bowl yeah it was
boring what i'm more interested in right now yeah is how bad i feel about last
night i boned you
i boned you bad i boned him good i feel bad he fucked me well i feel so here's
it can i tell yeah go
ahead no we went to the premiere anyway our new animated movie that bobby and i
played the
announcers chuck and rusty please go see goat it's out february 13th yep i
think yeah two days ago
two days ago it's out in the theater still please go see it yeah you finished
it right yeah you went
home halfway through they didn't even sit us in the same theater that's what
pissed me off i was alone
right sitting there but big bag of popcorn all the celebrities are like far
away from you guys could
have taken us huh you guys both have plus ones and you could have taken it oh
we there was so many
yeah we could have no we couldn't have it was sold out sold out so filled did
you like it i loved it
i love it too i actually thought it was awesome yeah yeah but i called you
after your you your voice
came out first do you remember what do you mean in the beginning of the movie i
could hear your
voice in the background in the far background the background yeah and it was i
was like there's
andrew but you got the biggest pops no i didn't and one of the guy's son said
to me at the after
party because we have friends that have kids that showed up and i was like did
you like the movie
and he goes yeah and i said did you like the announcers he goes uh yeah and i
said and i said
which one did you like more do you like the big one or the little one and he
goes i like the little
one and i said good wow that's good that's good that's good because he plays
the little tiny one
you ripped it's it honestly it's it's cute and sweet and funny yeah i hope
people go see it it's
a fun animated movie bring your bring you the way the way he me was so then saturday
night uh oh time
out first of all that night after the movie we're supposed to go to a little
after get together
nick kroll all these people that are in the movie go i call him and say where
are you are you lost
do you not know where to go it's literally in the same complex i'm already at
home i'm in bed
yeah i was already in bed he bailed halfway through the movie i was alone one
of the women
working there goes your friend left i said where did he go she goes i think
home he got in his
driver car and he left yeah but then we were told the next night was like a
wrap party but it was a
screening no it wasn't during the day was i know but this is what he says to me
this lying bastard
okay well it's not a lie it's what i was told it's what i was told they were
like screenings all day
and don't come spank my boy spank shout out to spank spank goes don't need to
go it's a screening
anyway i get a call going you know a car's picking you up at 6 15. i go where
are we going
he goes you're going to the wrap party so i'm going to go right and then right
the car arrives i'm
talking to andrew and it goes it's not a wrap party dude it's another screening
right so i went
up to the driver and i gave him some money i go you know you can go home i don't
want to go to
one of the screening he leaves and then like 30 minutes later he calls me like
oh no it is a wrap
party and i'm like i'm gone sorry i didn't go yeah i stayed at home i watched
pluribus have you seen
that show i haven't finished it oh bro it's great i like the ending wow it's
good yeah no but i but
bobby goes i gave that guy 200 bucks and he i made him leave i was like well
you don't want to go to
a wrap party anyway because it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around i
wanted to go
should have gone i told you to go dude you me what are you talking about you
could have called
your manager and said can i get another car and they would have sent you yeah i'm
not yet no see
i'll tell you why it could have been fixed it's not it can't be fixed right
because those drivers
were specifically they know what to do you know right you know that right is
that your mom as a
that's insane insane dude that's your mom she's yellow dude put the wait what
is that in star trek world
what is that called who is that woman she's playing this is the locker room for
the guys
oh yeah jerk material i get it that's insane that's your mom hey can i have
that frame frame it
that is actually amazing yeah your mom's tits are that big actually yeah what
they are okay okay
but if babe with that face would you oh yeah with that face without yeah okay
rudy be good i am good no you're not you know what's so funny when you put on
face makeup like
this when you put on face paint like you're going out for the night yeah i know
it's because she's
going on a little secret date yeah you are i'm just hanging out with friends no
you look like
a colorful coconut you're like when tom hanks painted the coconut to have sex
with it in that
fucking the island movie yeah wilson yeah wilson yeah you're wilson your new
nickname is wilson yeah
yeah everybody online call rudy wilson please wilson oh that was so good that's
you rude
that's cute where are you going after you're going bowling yeah highland park
oh you're going to highland park bowl fantastic going out all the time now now
what time does she
get home to the house sometimes four in the morning gross yeah do you see it on
the ring or whatever
on the cam on your camera no no he just hears me because he's also awake well
he's playing he's
playing games yeah i was like one i wander around in the kitchen but when she
comes home do you
interrogate at all are you ever like what's been going on she immediately
starts yelling
you do you get mad like where'd you go yeah where'd you go i i have every right
to go out
i go out you know what i mean i'm like all right relax god jesus christ no
because he starts
that tone yeah he starts saying why are you out so late why are you out so late
because i can be out
late no no no yeah yeah that's not right would you yes or the morning for the
morning yeah i'm concerned
here's the difference you can do whatever you want doesn't mean you should or
have to so what are
you doing out at that late well the last time i just went to the beach with
friends
i don't like that and then i go who'd you go to the beach with he goes my
friend hillary and then
pause live and then a bunch of guys yeah a bunch of guys at 4 a.m yeah let me
tell you something my
mom used to say to me nothing good happens after 2 a.m you should come home so
what are you doing
between 2 and 4 a.m something bad is going on you smoked weed see smoking weed
are you smoking weed now
just a little bit gross you're a bad kid no it's not what do you mean it's just
weed just a little
bit it's just meth it's just crack it's just i'm not doing other stuff that's
how it starts with the
weed it starts with the weed marijuana has been labeled as a gateway drug the
gateway drug statistically
most people who use hard drugs use marijuana first pound for pound marijuana
and adolescent brain
development because the teenage brain is still developing until the teenager
until the mid 20s
which you're not in your mid 20s you want tough love no i'll give you no yeah
yeah you do it again
you're out of the house out of the house you're out of the house i got a nipple
piercing too what the
no you didn't
what
that's unbelievable dude you're really pissing us off man what are you goth now
no i'm not it's just fun
no it's not fun it's gross it's gross oh my god you know what she's gonna she's
gonna have tattoos on
her face from now neck tattoos on the way yeah yeah face tattoos on the way teardrops
for the dead homies
on the way i can't believe you did that it wasn't painful no that's not what we're
talking about
who'd you get it with your friend hillary yeah we're at a mall no at the tattoo
shop
bad people hang out at those places is that where you get your weed no
you get your tic pierced and a bottle of weed yeah guy who doesn't know about
weed yeah did you get a
bottle of weed and your titty pierced yeah at the tattoo shop did you get a
carafe of weed
who gave you that see that that sinister sinister weed yeah who gave it to you
did you snort it
i heard the kids lately snort they put it in their ass yeah they do they'll put
it right in their ass
yeah they rub it on their eyes it goes straight to the brain where are you
buying the weed i'm not
buying i just um oh you have a drug dealer boyfriend she's got a drug 