Name: Shane Gillis Fights his Dad - AYG Comedy Podcast Highlights (2020)
Uploaded: 2020-09-11T01:34:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Fights his Dad - AYG Comedy Podcast Highlights (2020)' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Fights his Dad - AYG Comedy Podcast Highlights (2020)' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-11. Transcript available.

I gotta say I saw an Instagram story of you your dad's a fucking fucking brick
shithouse
he'd still kick your ass right uh that's that's been the debate lately in fact
earlier today
dude that is such I do it with my dad it's such a trash thing if you're like I
could take you and
he's like I got one more left in me kid I was 100% what he says yeah I was
gonna ask you I was
gonna ask you as a question and it was gonna be a trick question like whether
you thought you could
beat your dad up and the trick question is if you even think about that you're
fucking trash
because intelligent classy people don't think about fist fighting their own dad
well I'll tell
you what about it I literally before this podcast started he and I had that
debate uh in the kitchen
today and he because I you know I squared up to him and like jabbed him a
little and joking around
yeah of course and then he he was like I'll I'll fuck you up and I was like I
would beat the fuck
out of you and this was in front of my mother so maybe it's not all class over
she backs your dad
up she backs your old man up like yeah he'll kick your fucking ass oh he's done
that so one time uh I
came out of the bathroom and my dad fucking towel whipped me in the face like I
oh he was doing
laundry which is right outside of the house it was insane he towel whipped me
in the face
and then I fucking grabbed the towel and he hid behind my mother and I was like
I was like if
Joan you better move or I'm gonna fucking towel whip you and she stayed still
so I towel whipped her and
normally I'm bad at towel whipping but I fucking it was a perfect crack and she
started crying
and my dad went from like oh this is playful to just in my fucking face like he
hit his girl
yeah he got my face it was just like I'll fuck you up you pussy I remember he
called me a pussy
he called me a pussy
my dad's called me a pussy so many times it was crazy yeah there's a in trashy
families there's a
10-year period where the son and the dad are just that like a constant fucking
standoff of who wants
to fucking test it you know what I mean because once they get into their 60s
they start losing a
little bit more but from like from 50 to 60 it's just two two fucking lions
iron each other up
and I got when I was I was playing football so I got very big and I would I
just would bully this
fucking guy like he was he was probably like 50 years old and I was you know I
was fucking flexing
on him and shit like college football so I would like wrestle him and beat his
ass but if we fist
fought back then he would have fucked me up yeah it's a weird thing there's
some kind of psychology
or like yeah like even at like you know like I played football too and at like
my prime physical
shape I was still like you know not scared but like I knew there's something
about a man's
like a grown man's hand punching it in the face that just does so much damage
and just even though
they're out of shape they have that look in their eye like yeah well they'll do
it get you and they're
they're different that's the that's the generational thing where my dad grew up
fighting constantly I've
been in like 10 fights this guy used to fight constantly yeah so he's I mean
from a time period
where like neighborhoods used to fight you know what I mean like let's go to
third street and just
fuck those guys up you're like what just fighting dudes from a section of the
place Irish and
Italians going at it we're fucking with each other at the playground yeah man
out here it was uh it was
anti-catholics we still had the uh really we had the good yeah we in in Mechanicsburg
we still had
good racism where it was just like Northern Ireland shit yeah yeah it was it
was the Protestants
did they yeah my dad my dad has a story about he was playing basketball one day
and he went to
the same high school as me we went to a Catholic high school and uh there's a
school called Redland
here which is like I don't know they literally even when I was in high school
their student section
would wear orange when they played us to like be the Protestants and they
fucking during my game my dad
was in they threw like fish onto the court and they were calling them fish eaters
and shit holy shit
you don't bow down to the king yeah yeah that's like 1800 shit yeah that's guys
in New York shit
I'll stop hijacking your fucking podcast but a good story on that was no that's
what dude that's what
that's what we want baby we want in this game in this game my dad gripped up
the dude he was guarding
it was like if I see you outside of this I'm gonna fuck you up and uh like four
years later in college
he saw the guy at a bar and I don't think the guy recognized him and my dad was
like let's go outside
he just jumped this dude he just beat the shit out of a guy for no reason