Name: Mark Normand: Street Jokes - Are You Garbage Highlight
Uploaded: 2021-07-07T16:14:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark Normand: Street Jokes - Are You Garbage Highlight' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark Normand: Street Jokes - Are You Garbage Highlight' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-07. Transcript available.

are you garbage i remember i was at a dive bar in the world i don't know you
know i just spent
my whole 20s at dive bars and i was you know half in the bag pissing and one
guy said the hottest
girl you've ever seen some guy's tired of fucking her and i remember being like
heard that like blew
my mind i was like a 21-year-old yeah when you the first time you hear that you're
like holy
yeah totally and i remember being like because you know we weren't getting laid
and no hot
chick was ever going to talk to me but reading that i was you know you walk out
you feel pretty
good that's awesome yeah show me show me a hot girl i'll show you a guy who's
tired that was it that's
good that's good there's also an old joke that like guys only sleep with girls
so they could tell
somebody and there was an old joke about a guy who was stuck in a desert island
with uh brooke shields
it was an 80s joke and after like a year being there together you know i've
done everything under
the sun she's like is there anything you want me to do and he's like yeah well
you put this face
fake mustache on so she puts it on and he walks up he goes hey you're not gonna
believe why i'm
fucking oh man wow see that that's layered that's that's deep that's a dad bit
is that a street joke
that's it or is that a bit i think it's a street joke i'm dude i love street
jokes i do too they're
brilliant and we know don't know who it's such a shame because i love a good
joke some uncle somewhere
some perfect joke somebody doesn't get credit for even the little stuff like
when the first guy to go
is that clear crystal yeah no credit eric i like a good that that's what she
said nothing wrong with
that one guy said that he got 18 high fives and no credit yeah i used to think
about that
shit when i was a kid uh because in the 80s there was a rumor that my one
friend's older brother's
cousin whoa came up right came up with the the saying it's all good yeah no i
swear to god
obviously he's been selling me this lie for like a decade shout out to andre
klein they were the cool
they were the coolest kids in the neighborhood man and his cousin was from like
georgia and he would
come up in the summer they'd have the wave caps on they always have like the
newest rap and all that
stuff they were cool as he used to always say it's all good and then then like
years later it started
to take off but like who comes up with those sayings even even like calling uh
you know diamonds water
ice or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah it's crazy and i think bling bling was lil
wayne yes i think that
was a new orleans and i remember yeah it was and i think uh bird man was like
looking back i should
have fucking copywritten it and i would have been a billion yeah i remember
hearing like obama said
it once or something so it just it's crazy how it starts in this ghetto or
whatever it gets into
some rap and then five years later old corny guys are saying yeah it becomes
part of the vernacular
the zeitgeist zeitgeist i was just watching the uh the seinfeld where they go
to uh joe mayo's party
the new housewarming party i think it was and i think that's the party he's the
one that gives
everybody the job right yeah yeah yeah and jerry goes yeah get jiggy i got jiggy
jiggy with it and it's so cringeworthy i'm like ah you're just this old white
guy trying to act cool
but was he trying i think it was ironic i think so too but still i think the
fact that it even made
it in it was like a year after the song came out yeah yeah i got jiggy with it
yeah upper middle class
cheesy white people somebody to come up with that's lit and that's ratchet i
mean all that somebody
thought of it one person yeah that's a one person damn that's why i try to make
up my own like
seinfeld they had you know yada yada yada nothing's wrong with that they came
up with their own man
mama mama yeah dude it's fucking close talker low talker all of them all three
gifter it's like jewish
ebonics or jewish slang you know estelle's got the jimmy leg yeah there's so
many
shout out to seinfeld check it out on hulu yeah they haven't already yeah they
caught an episode
they could use they could use the boost uh my favorite street check we've
talked about this
before is uh the pedophiles walking a seven-year-old kid into the woods and the
kid's crying he goes what
are you crying for i gotta come out of here by myself that's just great i think
a lot of that
shit came out of the military i think a lot of guys because everybody was in
the in the service
back then and you just have to be with eight guys in the woods you know just
fucking yucking it up
yucking it up no book no nothing just talking man that's a good street joke
yeah good street
that's a spin-off podcast street jokes there you go that's a great call oh cut
that out don't
let anybody hear that yes copyright are you garbage that'll be on the patreon