Name: Joe List: Picky Eater - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe List: Picky Eater - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-04. Transcript available.

Are you garbage Joe thank you so much for sitting down with this we're gonna
ask are we're gonna pull up some some questions from the fans that they wanted
to ask you ask us how have you been everything's been good I've been pretty
everything's perfect sometimes you turn into region it's daytime talk show real
sorry you got a new book out yeah I wrote a new book no everything's pretty
good I'm nervous with the questions because if they're asked specifically
for me I feel like they're gonna be hurtful no no why does he still look like
that he has money herpes no no no it's not that ever more general for sure yeah
I'm
not gonna bring you on the sandbag I hear your mother's a hole Joe I wanted to
ask
you because we were talking about this before we went on air we had Sarah told
them I Sean your wife yes and we were talking about how that was one of the
the heart story that she told about making ricotta cheese out of sour milk at
her house was one of the best it's insane one of the best clips that we had and
we
were talking to her when she was on and she had mentioned when we were talking
about
the food that she makes she said that you don't eat any of her food and then
you
reiterated that on it before we went on air yeah that's right how do you wrap
my
head around that I don't get it okay well a couple things first of all it's not
like I'm like fuck you you douche I'm not eating your food she's a very
talented cook
and a very talented person but I'm that I'm garbage so I eat four things I eat
cheeseburgers
hot dogs pizza chicken parm I'm running low I'm running low grilled cheese
cereal chipotle
these are honest this is what you eat yeah I'm name I just named a hundred
percent of the
things I eat yeah I'm not that far off of that to be honest with you maybe a
salad
body I do the same thing and I'm fucking 400 pounds well I don't eat a lot of
it I
have it once a day portion control big man yeah I run around I do have a great
metabolism and yeah I don't know I'm running around a lot I guess I work out
but
mostly it's the metabolism and I'm pretty doughy underneath at times but so I
just eat
the same guy have you had Donnelly on by the way Sean Donnelly Donnelly is our
first episode
ever we got to have him back okay because he eats he's the only guy that has a
worse diet
than me yeah he's a very a very middle-class Irish diet yeah that's what I got
like we went
to Chipotle his first Chipotle trip was with me and he ordered chicken and it
was just grilled
chicken in a little fucking yeah in the tin pan and I think that's all he had
but anyways so
normally she's cooking something like keto and veggies and the business it's a
bunch of shit
together like good shit or whatever but I already ordered a chicken parm yeah
or I'm eating a
pizza but you guys eat together but said that's what I'm separate meals like
will you sit down with
the chicken parm and she'll sit down with like you know like a quinoa bowl or
something
occasionally you'll get away with that that's I mean I do that a lot yeah yeah
well
she's a strict diet so it's I'm you know I just eat whatever and then you she's
got to wait until the
she's got to wait until the delivery guy gets here and then you're eating out
of a
to-go container no we don't care we don't have to eat together well first of
all it's pandemic
we're spending every second together oh yeah that's what's so funny to me about
pandemic is everyone's like the isolation I'm like I was way more isolated
before
because I was on the road by myself all the time now I'm with a person a
hundred
percent of the time so we'll eat together sometimes sometimes we'll get
takeout together Chinese food maybe but oh geez sorry that was me that's her
she's
like quit running your mouth Joey but also sometimes I'll eat something that
she makes
if it's you know pizza where does that come from was that we we talked about
something a
little bit on your episode it's my family and this is what bothers me about my
family
when I was a kid I have all these memories of them shaming me because I would
only eat
hot dogs with no I was peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and butter are you a
plain hot dog
guy I eat ketchup on a hot dog so they would be like you got to eat more than
that he this
fucking idiot never eats anything and now I'm an adult and I eat fish and shit
now I'll eat
some stuff an aristocrat I like the sticks I go back I go back and they eat
nothing like they're like
they're like whoa you eat crazy now something changed in you so they're they
they don't eat shit I don't eat shit
and they all use this like it's the best restaurant in the world and I'm like
you've never been outside
of 128 in fucking Massachusetts everything is the world but I'm like you you've
been to three states
none of them have passports yeah exactly yeah best Indian restaurant in
Massachusetts unbelievable
my thing is I I was a super picky eater growing up like I would like if I
ordered buttered noodles and it came out
with like parsley I would send it back and I said no green shit I don't want to
just give me the
regular shit my mom makes I don't need anything fancy I'm the same way and
everybody my whole life
would break my balls the guy who do you got their buttered roll or like just
like shit on me and then
finally as I got older I expanded to not get shit on anymore and then I go home
like look who's eating steak
over here yeah it's like you just want to break my balls you jerk off exact
exact same story yes same
hmm all right well that being said I have this is a perfect lead and this is uh
that's trashy guys
as you know when you join the patreon we will answer uh your questions on the
air uh that we just get
so many submissions that this is the best way to do it it's patreon.com slash
are you garbage help us
keep the lights on um this is from ty ty lynn uh have you ever made frozen food
in the microwave
that the cooking instruction called for an oven wait oh okay so the on the
instructions
says put it put in the oven at 450 and then i microwave it yeah i don't think
so i've i've
microwaved things that have both options yeah which is the trash it's that's
the trashier option yeah i've
done that for sure but i don't know that i've straight microwave something that
you're supposed
to be cooked in the oven have you ever done that with frozen pizza put in the
microwave oh yeah
yeah all the time really still yeah uh yeah okay but but but i flick water on
it before get a little
moisture that's classy that's what you do who told you that you run you run
water on your fingers and
then you flick it on there to get a little moisture that's a hot tip someone
someone's gonna write in and
someone's gonna write in and have my back make sure you don't wash your hands
before you want that flavor
on there no you're moist i saw that on emerald the other night you gotta i do
yell bam when i do it
you gotta moisten it a little bit wait what i still don't get it you put it on
while it's frozen you
flick it and then put it in or do you open it after a minute or two and flick
well not frozen in the
fridge like left oh like leftover yes okay i'm talking leftovers wait are we
talking you microwave
you microwave leftover pizza yeah oh that's what i thought you were talking
about oh wait what are we
talking about do you take a frozen pizza out of the freezer that's supposed to
go in the oven like
oh okay you know like a tombstone or whatever i see like a tombstone regardless
i want to get back to
this flicking yeah no digiorno tombstone i put in the oven yo tombstone is
fucking a-okay love tombstone great
tombstone great film great pizza but the digiorno you can't cram you'd have to
fucking break it in a
half over your knee it's gotta be a big microwave microwave yeah um this guy's
not the executive i
thought you meant out of the fridge like leftover pizza and you'll microwave
that i'll microwave that
but first i flick the water out because that's important oh man that's trashy
google it hold on who told
you that why not my mother i think i do it with chicken parm too you fucking
that's crazy chicken parm yeah i
think it does something somebody fucking look this up is this nothing because
some things like that your
mother tells you i have this with boston a lot we're like patriots days not a
holiday and anywhere else
and i didn't know chinese food on new year's eve that's is that just a
northeast thing or is that just
or is that just boston i think it's massachusetts philly never i don't know
anybody in philly never did it
yeah so maybe the flicking water is a boston thing i don't know
Oh