Name: Yannis Pappas: The Service Industry - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clips
Uploaded: 2022-02-09T00:00:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Yannis Pappas: The Service Industry - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clips' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-09. Transcript available.

are you garbage all right you guys are searching for trash you're not finding
that much there's not much i'm a pretty classy kid fucking classy new york kid
on our hands right
here i don't know what the fuck to do he's got fucking thousand dollars shoes
but he haggled
down to 500 i don't know what the trashy move trashy fucking move you're haggling
over a pair
of shoes um okay do you currently only own any boot cut jeans wow you're philly
really fucking
it's like your zipper came out here so i got another question yo just down the
road
yeah go to sea steaks right down there you pussy
i want to fucking get who my cousins dropped diet coke so bad just get me a
fountain coke
from mcdonald's saudis yeah uh do you own any do you own any boot cut jeans no
okay
no no have you ever ordered a red stripe beer yeah yeah have you ever
recommended a book to
somebody that you didn't read but said you read because i make my living doing
that shit
um no i don't think i've done that okay i gotta be honest when you lived in the
city was ever a
doorman situation do you ever have a doorman when you guys live in the city no
maybe towards the end
you and your girl no we never lived in it always lived in brooklyn i've always
lived in brooklyn
uh what i was getting at is i'm curious who if anybody do you break off for
christmas
do you do you do you do you like people off on the holidays who do you break
off a little bit of
cash no one nobody nobody yeah and here's even worse the greeks keep it tight i
don't order
anything but water's in the green room i don't tip chris chris got mad at me
once he's calling
that's a tough look john because chris like likes to you know he grew up with
all the union
guys so he like throws everybody everybody gets a dump everybody gets a dump
you're a cheap
fuck he got mad at me he's like i was like i didn't order anything isn't that
how that works
oh my god you gotta leave a dump yeah if you're a high school kid at a fucking
ponderosa i mean
all i drink was like that only thing i drink was water water you gotta bring a
couple of water
were they disani or food but fuji's or here's the thing i'm usually like
whoever else is there
opener or host whatever they order they tip and you know i didn't so they ate i
didn't eat the
headliner you're doing i know breaking off a 20 that's what i heard that's why
i think i'm wrong
i'm probably wrong but i mean we're not making that much fucking money they're
making more money
money for the weekend for the whole fucking weekend they've made more money
than me
it's probably true this whole tipping thing is out of control that doesn't
matter that doesn't matter
it's so fucking out of control that's commie talk i don't like it
why don't i we need to pass a fucking bucket around with the fucking shit they
pay us and then
they send us a wt you scumbags and i called it a wt yeah i knew what you meant
yeah you know
what i mean yaddy's heated it's okay they put five waters on there i mean you
ever think about
what these waitresses making a club and then they got the fucking balls to talk
like and be in a bad mood
loud like you're the one we should sit down and be like it doesn't matter for
set it doesn't matter
you gotta you gotta break off it should be come on it should be standing
standard operating procedure
to have bottles of water in the green room sure so what am i tipping them for
for for making more
money they're making a lot of money that's the thing they make a lot of money i
hear you're not wrong
yannis you are not wrong i'm saying you're wrong and it's not and they don't
have to pay taxes on it
it's cash cash cash cash if you were a waitress at a comedy club and you're
doing four shows a night or
three four they're doing well but they're you worked in the service industry
yeah you're like
gas soda used to give you a hard time about this you cheap fuck yeah i was like
how much did you make
they always go like yeah i have five seven hundred dollars cash cash they walk
with it like i'm not
making an atm machine yeah i'll tip you but i mean let's not whenever you go to
dinner with soda soda
would go like here's a hundred and he's like you don't know what they're going
through i'm like
they fucking took our order and then mexicans came and did everything else that's
not true at all
but shout out to the guys in the kitchen fucking love you i'm surprised you
never worked never did
never did never did i worked uh i did too busy getting high with his good time
buddies yeah i did
social work for five years that was when i started doing comedy and i used to
work at nightclub i used
to work at my dad's office every every year every summer all summer i'd work at
my dad's office his
greeks that's what they do you work come work for me yeah child labor you keep
it in a family yeah yeah
he could have been in the diner just as easily though yeah he could have been
his dad actually
got you could have been you could i could have been yeah but his dad actually
got mad at him
for wanting to go to college he didn't understand that yeah what are you gonna
do yeah see i saw that
as the american dream like the you know an immigrant comes here they bust their
ass and then they want
their kids to be college educated not greeks they're like well you're gonna
live home take the business
what's the problem who's gonna who's gonna finish who's gonna make the omelette
i started you finish
yeah yeah yeah what's the what are you doing here it's a greeks come here greeks
his whole family
works here whatever you you know and greeks trust nobody you notice when you
you can't hand the
check to the waiter you got to walk it up to his 80 year old wife i try to
explain it and the cash
personally we're paranoid people i never thought about that i love it they don't
want nobody touching
the money nobody even looks at it pay up front pay up front that's when you
know you're in a good spot
yeah yeah they're paranoid people greeks yeah we don't have an omelet though
hell of a fucking i mean
the diner the 24-hour diner is there anything greater i love it as a comedian
and that's the
thing going back to fucking always wanting to live here there is nothing that
can compare to that to
know that for me i knowing that time square is always lit up is something and
knowing that there's
always a fucking diner where people are ordering full meals at 3x soup salad
bread on the table
yeah yeah fucking meatloaf two fucking sides whatever you want come on yeah
whatever you want eggs at night
exit night going in all fucked up and getting like an omelet and yeah it's the
best it's the best i do
tip i don't want you to think i don't tip i tip 20 percent okay okay when i
order something i don't
just walk around and hand people i ain't hating people 20 percent and i'm not
backing down from
this if i don't order anything why am i tipping it makes sense you're not wrong
you are not wrong
but he's not on board no no he's not she's servicing the room and she's not
asking i'm not
asking her she's she's getting compensated for the services she provided for
the other people who
ordered she's getting tips on that it's not wrong and here's the thing a lot of
times when they have
right but they have it it's not right but it's not wrong he just summed it up
yeah i'm trash for it
yeah but i'm not i don't love it yanni but i can still argue my way out it'll
hold up in court
but just think about this just think about this if she got that section yeah
having the green room
section might take away from other tables that she might have right so she
could already be starting
off on a load too and she sees you on the billboard she's like oh this is sick
i got the rona
yanni p's headlining but if i do order i tip big nice so i tip big okay okay
okay so now i know i'm gonna tip somebody for a job they didn't do for me that's
what it is
fucking waiters are there's most sympathy for anyone in this country is waiters
that's why he's
leaning right he's out in the burbs he's not tipping i like get away from my
money if you come
up my property i'll shoot you you goddamn libby i live in the suburbs now get
off my goddamn property
that's great i was at governor's one time and uh i ordered a beer and they sold
another guy next
to me and i was working and uh the guy next to me dropped the t paid and then
dropped the 20 as a
tip and he left yeah and the other the the bartender came up and thought it was
mine he goes oh thanks
man thank you so much and i didn't tell him it wasn't mine you piece of shit i
was just kind of like
all right smart move what you're treating me like a prince for the rest of the
weekend i was getting
fucking used to doing honest i was getting shit off menu you don't want him to
enjoy that moment it
happens once in a lifetime yeah and you're telling to be honest come on it's
like you walk in like he
was only gonna get a dollar from me you know what i mean if you walk into a
place and you have the
same name as like somebody and the guy just thinks that's you you're gonna tell
him if he's treating you
right this way mr foley you're gonna go oh i'll see what's going on you're the
guy that has the app
you're gonna go no it's not me here's a dollar give me a pbr yeah whoa eddie
murphy hey good to see
you man what's up jack you gotta keep it going you know all right let's roll we
got a couple more
and then we gotta go we gotta go yeah