Name: Adam "Rone" Ferrone: Running from Cops - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam "Rone" Ferrone: Running from Cops - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-05. Transcript available.

are you garbage I had a problem with authority I could I think between 17 and
18 I got arrested five times like a hot streak here we go mostly mostly for
like underage drinking and stuff like that and my mom at the time thought that
those were the only five times I had underage drink like it was really bad
luck she's like Adam has the worst this is busted at a party in high school
busted at a party or I'm in a car with people who are drinking or we're at a
Phillies game and we get arrested it was like it was five times in six months
so
it would have arrested again we did the state troopers were doing it they were
running up while they were dressing up undercover and they would be our yeah
they would pull up in Phillies gear yeah like the one could do they rolled up
on
us and they're like oh they're like hey go go Phillies like yeah yeah like you
got
ID we're like yeah you know what I mean fucking pussy whatever and he's like no
I'm serious like training day style yes exactly eight troopers it was dollar
dog
night - yeah really it was dollar dog they get you it's like a stinger it's
big car they had fucking bait forties out there some hurricanes that I fucking
scooped up dude it was entrapment they knew cuz a bunch of under us a bunch of
underage kids come in from the suburbs like yo it's dollar dog nights get a
case of
beers will go in and eat 19 hot dogs all tonight best it's the fuck it was not
out right now dog night the link but they've been arrested at sporting events
yeah yeah a couple in a row but I will say this I used to love when the cops
would
come to a high school party and everybody would run the scat dude that
adrenaline
of scatter yes jumping fences never have that feeling yeah that is the best
suburban feeling ever you're in some nice house nobody gives a fuck the cops it's
like three cops and what are they gonna do fucking 20 kids bail out the screen
door and one person's getting caught yeah it's the best down the shore it
happened a couple times we had to hop in the bay one time we waited we waited
up to
like the next house so we like let the current take us to a house over as we
leave or like about Princeton and st. Joe's prep you're diving into the bay to
fucking avoid the heat it was and we also were like amateur yeah we were fine
we
just walk down got three crabs to hold them up they're serving a bit widener
this weekend it's a buyback but uh but uh we would also like act like we knew
our
rights the cops would come to the the like the parties down the shore and we
would just like lock the doors and be like they can't come in like that was
that was big what was when Jay-Z said you need a warrant to check the glove box
of
the trunk everybody right right away that's a generational thing we were we
were still at the point where the cops said anything you were you you listen to
them now we got you we got yeah we got a little we definitely thought we that
like
a cop didn't have his lights on when you drove by him he couldn't pull you over
there it was all these myths yeah that's what I did up here I thought like I
came
to visit Fordham and they're like dude if you drink like your beer out of a
brown paper bag like you should be fine and I was like strolling through the
subway with my beard a brown paper bag and the undercover came up to me and
just
rip the bag and was like you're under arrest like a fucking dumbass like
fucking well that with Philly people that's dip it's just different man
dude Philly's still a place you can smoke on the subway platform like last time
I
was home we were just it was like fucking 4:00 p.m. we were just smoking on the
subway platform no one say shit they don't care it's literal Philly's a
fucking rough spot man do not care at all but I want to hear the base story you're
running from the cut what short point growing up by the way I didn't go to the
shore growing up we would go out to Chicago to hang out with my grandmom or
whatever but then in high school we started going to I went to Ocean City for
summer we had like a little summer house and then this party was in like
Stone Harbor I think like up at the end of Avalon beautiful house right houses
out
there a lot of quiche that was that was that was a Philly scumbag fact of Stone
Harbor Oprah's got a house down there she does she did I only knew about like
the
laze guy my boy Bobby Buds runs a with you double-decker tours in Chicago and
of
course he was just the plot from the breakup about Vince Vaughn and that other
wacko yeah yeah and he would play a game with himself when he would be would
get
drunk on the Tours obviously and then he would see how many places he could say
Oprah owned that would be a big selling point on me for a short house I don't
care give me 20 miles off the coast Steve Harvey lives you know I saw Steve
Harvey hanging outside of Trump Tower in Chicago like what one time in 2015 I
feel like fucking double-take it was like the most Chicago thing that he's just
it dude the saddest thing was that hair was fake that whole time I couldn't
believe it that was shocking that was jarring that was like dude used to go be
like yo give me the Steve Harvey lineup you know what I mean like they want
unattainable he had that unattainable fucking what about the mustache though is
the mustache fake too that adhesive would no way it's all perfect but it had
the same
machine though it had the same glow it was yeah man he's got a lot of cash to
spend
I don't know what to believe I don't know what to believe at the end of the day
with Harvey
you're in the bay I was in the bay and I just drifted down
it was night it was night the fucking cops like rushed in from every every
angle
also no Stone Harbor cops jumping in the water no I would they didn't even know
we
just drifted down fucking hopped out of the water and fucking we're on our way
we went to another party the cops more than I've been arrested by the cops that's
pretty
good he's in here he's got the seaweed on it looking like seal team six showed
up
they got shots up in the bedroom if you want them oh my oh my that's beautiful
that's fucking great
that's a fucking that's a childhood story you can't fucking yeah true dirt bag
they chased they
would chase more in Stone Harbor we ran from the cops one time there's like a
big field outside of
like there's a couple bars that are like face of field in Stone Harbor and cops
started chasing us
through the field one time and my buddy like kind of gave a little head fake to
a cop and it was
like a movie the cop fell into a net a soccer net and got caught in it like she
like shook the fucking cop and that guy was just in a fucking soccer net they
did
they want to catch my that's a situation I don't know they arrested his ass
yeah
and they don't they don't like that they didn't like humiliated yes exactly we
got so lucky we almost gave ourselves up we were like maybe 12 or 13 we were
staying in in Stone Harbor at like somebody's house and we met these girls
on like the playground at Stone Harbor when I go we're gonna meet here
fucking at like midnight tonight we had to go through those Avalon dunes and
the
beaches in Avalon just so people don't know it's like Normandy they're like
fucking yards long man so we're running through the dunes girls never show up
we're walking back defeated at like fucking two o'clock in the morning because
it was like at least a half an hour to get there we're all sweaty all of a
sudden
behind us whoop whoop fucking hits the lights we just fucking take off to this
neighborhood and it was literally like he was doing like parallels we were
jumping over fences and fucking hiding and jumping on the next street and dude
it
started to get real serious like all sudden there was like two of them we could
feel the spotlights like it felt like we were in fucking boys in the hood and
we
were yes we wire in Stone Harbor
but I thought of myself like that like once I ran from the cops once I was like
man I have
something to rap about now I'm like I'm hardened I'm gonna give this rapping
thing a try I was in like
fucking Lacoste and I was like I'm fucking hardened now
dude we were you had a crustable waiting for you at home we were in Avalon one
night at the Princeton all right that's the big bar down in Avalon and we got I
get in a fight and I'm all for we're all banged that was when rock
vodka red bulls hit big that time it was like vodka red bulls and shots you
guys got a perfect age for that it was Jäger bombs and vodka red bulls like
that was everyone
that and Seth Rogen you guys couldn't get you guys couldn't get enough of it he
enjoyed that man he was an everyman hero you know what I mean super bad man we
get in a fight I get thrown out cops are like they like receive me as I get
tossed out we're like ah we're leaving you know what I mean it was whatever
shirts all ripped I'm like fucking you know got punched in the mouth I'm like
bloody we were so we're walking home it's me and my brother and my buddy and my
buddy and my buddy falls in a sinkhole as we're walking home it's in the middle
of the street it was it was like a one foot by one foot he stepped in
and like tore his meniscus he had to get surgery so he goes he goes to the he's
like I'm gonna file a report with the city because like he didn't have health
insurance or something so they're gonna file a report with the city they're
gonna have to pay for this it was a it was a city road so he goes I need he
goes I need a I need a witness so he's just like you're gonna have to come with
me I'm like all right I was so banged up the night before I didn't really
remember I'm like yeah man let's go we walk into the fucking police station
like you're the guy who got thrown out of the bar like three hours ago we know
you yeah they're like dude get out of here we're here to file a claim
it's pretty bad when I'm your star witness dude it ain't good yeah my buddy
fell in front of Oprah's house
is she here this weekend
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