Name: Jim Norton: Family Vacations - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Norton: Family Vacations - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-18. Transcript available.

are you garbage and so we're talking traditional American family yeah what
were the kind of cars growing up you know my dad oh this was we had a Chevy
Vega it was a hatchback a Vega hatchback hatchbacks are always tough it
was tough because we would go fishing and I was such a dog shit fisherman my
dad put a fish on the back I remember that was on the window no no I wish it
was on the windshield no it was on the it was on the back on the back above the
bumper it was so humiliating because he goes that's to let everyone know there's
a fisherman on board really fucking like you know that feeling you get where
you
just like you know it's it's a weird one you can't even laugh off when you're
kidding oh yeah your parents made you feel awkward like that you didn't know
how to process you just like oh no no he should have put like a fucking a thing
with vinegar hanging over the bathroom so I don't know there was a couple of douches
how often would you take your fishing you know we would go my friend Bill D'Angelo
was a good
fisherman him and his dad would go and it's weird that you put pressure on
yourself about this but you
weren't a good fisherman well it was one of those things though well I would
literally all the other
kids at school are making fun of him Jim can't even catch a sunny fucking douche
caught me two wide
mouth basses here huh Jimmy caught nothing yet well no Bill would catch fish
with it they were like
kind of outdoorsy and I would literally it was just humiliating because I would
catch nothing I hated
fishing fucking hated it because I caught it in Vermont my dad would take me
once in a while and we
would always throw the fish back we used to go on like family vacations to
Vermont
um that's pretty nice that's pretty classy that's good yeah you do like the
Jersey Shore
too at all or no no no I think Vermont's classy it was classy Jersey kid you
didn't go to the shore
when you were growing up I don't think so I was never big on the beach because
I was never in beach
shape and I never had the confidence you need to be in beach I hear you loud
and clear Jim
yeah but you're a little kid though I knew it I still wanted pussy these
Vermont broads will know
what hit him he's country folk I'm telling an all-state fisherman oh yeah they
thought I was
amazing yeah 30 miles from New York whoa and a hat that's what you open up hey
I'm 30 miles from
New York yeah close to the Big Apple by the way just to go back those hatchbacks
when they started
putting those out they were such a big transition from like station wagons and
regular cars they were
a tough there was a window where I feel they were before I I was born in 86 so
they were before my time
but I remember like there was the stitler like kids that would turn 16 would be
driving them
like when I was a kid I remember I'm like these look because they were only
grown for like six years
yeah and then like you're someone's driving them in like the early 2000s you're
like what the
where is this left over from yeah looks like another planet it was a weird car
and I remember my mom
had this uh I don't remember what we had before that but she had this weird ashtray
with like you
remember the ashtrays that had the sand like a little bag of sand oh yeah fuck
they wouldn't tip
they were awesome that was a car ashtray and that was my always remember my mom
smoking I can just
remember going to my grandma's house listening to philadelphia freedom by elton
john and my mother's
smoking that's my biggest memory in the car yeah it's her cigarette smoke what
kind of things was
she smoking benson and hedges nice which is good too because you like a nice
three hours smoke
per cigarette fucking telly savala she's gonna she's got the 200s it's fucking
sticking out the window
long thin looks like a breadstick yeah fucking those things are brutal man
holy shit did your dad smoke he did but he quit probably before I was born he
said okay just he
just one time I threw up threw the pack out and was done so I think he quit I
don't think I ever saw my
dad smoke okay and was your family was your extended family around the area my
family was in fords
uncles and aunts uh and we had family up in massachusetts uh my aunt my uncle
they were like the good like the
really rich uh they were nice people but they were really like you know he was
an attorney and they
were really really wealthy very wealthy yeah nice people in massachusetts uh
and we were nice people
but we were we were kind of like you know yeah more working class the garbage
and yeah sure yeah would
you go up and visit them yes yeah would they be real snooty to you no they were
very nice a lot nicer than I
would have been if I had that money believe me these rats from jersey are here
again oh trust me when the
fucking shit Norton's came up from jersey it would have been a different
welcome god there's that damn
hatchback again close the gate close the gate yeah no they were really nice oh
that's beautiful yeah I
still don't get to not going so Vermont would be the vacation spot mainly yeah
from what I remember
I was a very young kid um and I don't think I went to the shore much I might
have gone a few times
growing up but I never liked the beach I just never I guess you know what I
mean whenever you're there
you're just you're far from home it's uncomfortable the sand sandy yeah I mean
when I was very young
they would take me but I never was never enjoyed beach culture a day trip to
the beach when you're a
little kid just going to get in there and then driving back that's like that's
like two tours in
vietnam it's fucking it was brutal yeah it was a long day shower in public I
get car sick in
bonnaroo or something yeah what the fuck yeah which I did bonnaroo actually