Name: Adam Rowe's Girlfriend STOLE His DISHWASHER - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Rowe's Girlfriend STOLE His DISHWASHER - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-22. Transcript available.

are you garbage are your parents still in the same place so as i say my mom
drank and she doesn't
drink anymore and that's not because she stopped she passed away she passed
away the ale took her
my dad what the is that you dog no i've never built a butcher jesus christ i've
never heard it said
that way that just shook me to the core this kid's hard as nails jesus christ
it's cold as ice over
here oh that's like something a sailor would say i know again dock worker the
ale took me mother and
the fever took me brother you bastard jesus the ale took her but you know what's
that's what they say
about wolves in alaska it was taken by wolves you know what's so fucked up i'm
with your dirtbag i am
when you said a i was like i could go for an ipa right yeah yeah i bet yeah i
was like what that's
it sounded refreshing which is bad and i know the answer to that bit is garbage
so i live
one and a half blocks away essentially from my dad but you got your own spot
yeah you're killing i live
so close gotcha which i think like in my opinion that if this was a british
podcast and i was sat
hosting the are you garbage british version are you rubbish yeah are you are
you a piece of
shit because that living that close to your parents after you've moved out is
oh no that's for sure
garbage here as well yeah yeah that's totally i like it though especially if
you have kids and stuff
like that it's very cozy yeah well the the idea for me is like you want i think
you want to be close
enough to your parents that you can go around whenever you want but far enough
away that they
can't come around without asking you first yeah and that's getting like that
because uh pop show up
it's no it's not that it's you know we do live too close but he's got bad legs
so it's actually hard
for him even those even those two streets that's hard for him to do now so i i
i have to go and pick
him up in my car because i've never heard that medical term badly what exactly
is that
she's got to set a band up that's what the doctor told him we don't know what's
going on but this is
wrong yeah i've never pulled this isn't supposed to you got bad legs i don't
know
up
damn so what's his situation now he's still he's still painting and working no
no no he's long past that
so uh when my mom died when the ale took her he sort of took the bat on and now
he likes a drink as
well man he's he's like you know she will not have died in vain yeah i will
finish i will carry the
family name on jesus man like a novel or something like an angela's ashes
i was gonna ask you if you had a garage fridge but i guess not no do we have a
fridge in the garage
now do you have a garage now yeah but it doesn't work it doesn't function out
you couldn't put a car
in it it's just filled with shit yeah yeah that's most that's most garages i
have a cupboard that leaks
that's what the garage is it's a cupboard that leaks it like you can't put a
car in it it's it's
stuff that i put i put stuff in there that i'm like i will take that to the tip
and then i don't yeah
yeah yeah yeah what's the tip like the the dump dump yeah it's a good one tip i
like it is the
refrigerator in your house do you have a full-size one or you have one of those
little child's
refrigerators like you guys no i i have a full-size so it's a what's up it's a
fridge on top freezer
down the bottom that's classy so it's open up and then there's trays yeah yeah
that's real classy
dishwasher no my ex-girlfriend took that and i've never replaced it i'm sorry
what she took the
dishwasher so when i broke up with my ex i was like look it's pretty spiteful
yeah for the listener
his current girlfriend is sitting on the couch she's holding the washing
machine yeah i'm taking
the stove jesus christ well these guys don't play over there when i when i
broke up with my ex it was
me doing the breaking up and i wanted to be like a nice guy so i was like look
this isn't working
anymore we need i was like a game show you don't give her a household appliance
i didn't tell i didn't
want her to take that what i said was take a couple records and some paintings
take as long as you
need i was like i'm gonna go and stay in my cousin's house for like a week you
figure out what you need
to figure out and then we'll sort it out and when i got back she'd already left
all the copper's gone
no windows what all the wiring out of the house here's here's a follow-up
question what kind of
dishwasher can you take out like that okay so this is probably trash you do you
i i know i i know what
you're talking about desktop one so like it goes above desktop it's not a
computer yeah it's a desktop
dishwasher it's about it's about the size of this stereo you've got here it's
like a microwave yeah
it's a microwave you can wash one dish at a time
holy dude oh man that's awesome now i get why you're asking about the the
fridge you thought it
was going to be like a three-quarter size i've seen those the europeans go
smaller on a lot of the
household appliance super common is the small fridge yeah wow yeah what kind of
car are you driving over
there i've got a kia sportage nice yeah my man i'm a kia man myself look at
that yeah i'm trying not to
be anymore i got two years left on this lease i'm no longer the kia man kiffy's
hemmed up i got an
email from the car dealer that i bought it off the other day going do you want
to upgrade that like you
could probably upgrade it like now and i'm like yeah i think i think four so it's
me birthday next
weekend as a present to myself i think i'm going to upgrade the car that's
great yeah love to get
get another key or can you get something else no i can get sort of it's a it's
a multi so you lease
it no it's not quite a lease it's a sort of finance deal where they're like we'll
sort of
pay off the rest of it with the part of the finance for your next car gotcha
they're probably looking
for the used car yeah yeah cars are yeah because everybody's looking for used
cars now yeah i want
a range rover but apparently they're not good he's the he's the fucking liverpool
me dude it's
sort of skip mine i i want to have the next that's very british the gold car
yeah but i was they they
break down a lot especially here you're because all it's all it's an it's
important yeah so apparently
also i can't afford one let's put that on record patreon.com and help we can
yeah they're not they're not
good over long distances apparently which is annoying because they're called
range rovers like that's what it
should be good but apparently they're really great at inner city driving but
like if you try and take
it on the motorway for too long it'll just it wants a break i'm out is the kia
automatic or is it a
stick shift it's a stick everything's there yeah a rocket over there i like it
i want i want automatic
that's gonna be the the next car will be automatic i want an automatic yeah it's
not running diesel does it
yeah it does yeah you guys are still on diesel europeans are crazy dude it's so
much cheaper it is it's
cheaper i don't care about the environment he's burning two engines let's go i
just want to get
from here to there in the least amount of money possible