Name: Mark Normand uses a PILLOWCASE for LUGGAGE - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
Uploaded: 2022-04-12T20:26:49.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark Normand uses a PILLOWCASE for LUGGAGE - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-12. Transcript available.

are you garbage okay this is from joshua marbury has a member in your family
ever used plastic
bags or garbage bags as luggage if yes have you ever taken it on an airplane oh
yeah i did that
last weekend oh my god dude you have money norman i can one-up that i didn't
even use a garbage bag
because i couldn't find any so i used a pillowcase what yeah because i had a
bunch of merch and i was
like i'm not bringing a whole suitcase because i can leave the pillowcase in
milwaukee if you sell
the merch yeah or fold it and put it in your luggage it was too full i had more
merch in the
luggage oh my god this guy was a mover and shaker fire sale over here he's like
crazy oh yeah right
right so i'm at you know newark with a luggage thing in my hand i threw that in
the uh overhead
and you had a pillowcase full yeah you got like you got the roller bag to drag
bag yep and then
a pillowcase full of they let you have a personal the personal like school bag
and an overhead compartment
bag what's more personal the pillowcase
what the were you flying coach or first class i was business there you go yeah
they must have been
looking at you oh yeah trick-or-treater they were going this is a bump up this
guy got pumped up
yeah the scooby doo didn't help
i'm a big fan of the bump up you know that oh i'll wait around for
fucking 600 worth of amex gift cards i'll say that the buck the wedding the
bump up is better than
the the buying first class like getting the bump huge huge uh i've only ever
feeling flown first
class once and somebody bought me the ticket it was fucking nice they got us
dude they get you so drunk
we were going out for a bachelor party to miami and they knew we were on a
bachelor party dude they
were just bringing over like four or five of the vodka bottles like the little
guys at the time for
each of us oh i mean it was like a 45 minute flight and we drank them out oh
that's too quick you
want it you want it you want the transcontinental totally totally i flew from
one of the few first
class from uh cross country was uh new york to la jet blue mint was that the
sleeper yes the jet blue
jet blue really stepped their game up it's unreal they got the sleeper all the
best movies uh you
know they they give you a menu you can pick what you want everything's like and
they tell you about
the food this is actually john wolfgang puck's private resume you're like oh
geez that's crazy yeah
it's awesome you start dozing off but you got to stay up because you want to
get you want the perks
yeah bringing some coffee over here yeah because yeah you came from humble
beginnings what was that
like flying private for the first time oh it was insane it was on the tarmac
that's got to be
getting on the plane on the tarmac yeah that's got to be a good feeling well
you know you're a
piece of when they bring it to teeterboro which is where the jets go and uh
they just the hub like
what do you call it the terminal the terminal yeah the terminal it's got free
cookies free muffins
free coffee you're putting them in your bag i'm stealing all that shit and they're
like you're
already on the jet you psycho there's food on the jet i was like oh i didn't
know there was food on
the jet but it's just it's weird to go from jim you have jailhouse mentality
right you're like
here's resources yes nobody was eating them
i think we've talked about