Name: Stuff Island NEVER Splits the Check - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
Uploaded: 2022-04-15T20:51:24.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stuff Island NEVER Splits the Check - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-15. Transcript available.

are you garbage i couldn't find that i couldn't think of what it was but there
was some clip that
you guys had from the pod of you were yelling at him it was another weird o'connor
thing
it was like the lasagna in the in the refrigerator it was something weird about
food that you and
your family did but i was looking for and i couldn't find egg noodles it was
egg noodles
what about the egg noodles you salt them you eat them no he thinks egg noodles
should be yeah
consumed on a normal basis yeah how do we feel about egg doodles i think we
talked about i've
talked about it on your pie yeah no they're the ones in the bag right yeah yeah
i'm a box pasta man
myself what's the difference between a box in a bag a lot cereal comes in a bag
it's trash parents that
love you about 48 cents at the o'connor house apparently yeah get the out of
here what's the
difference between a hug and a handshake all right there's a lot two yeah that's
a real handshake
what's the difference between a normal well-adjusted even being in a psychopath
egg noodles egg noodles are a tough look now you guys split an uber in right
yeah who pays for that uber
we don't ever talk about money it's usually i'll get i'll get something i'll
get a tab at a bar
or restaurant pick up you pick up that's the way to do it you can't be they do
do good like that i don't
fuck with people that have problem with money you know like not problem as in i
don't have a lot of
it but i'll pretend i have enough to get that car and that uber and not ask my
buddy oh for a couple
bucks back you know what i mean you ever see a table like five friends and of
course split the
checks it's nuts like why are you even eating should be intimate that's just
something that's special to
somebody you're gonna ruin it bringing money up don't invite your friend over
to eat okay i'm with
you 100 the guinea's really coming out of him when it's sauce on a table you
don't talk about it
i mean that dude cooking for somebody or asking somebody out to go to dinner of
course that's an
intimate thing where like you expect a good time and you're gonna it up by
bringing
out you know bringing up some money issues of course you know i waited tables
for a long
time these would drive me insane yeah that's why i had hope in the future
generations when bedmo came
around but they're still bozos i'm waiting for a parakeet to fly out there
someone's fighting there's
a dead canary in there all right rusty god damn it save yourself i caught it on
the fire truck by accident
i thought you were in the hat um i was choking on my water uh we all got coveted
well who knows
you're hacking i got the antibodies i'm good yeah i'm strong right now i can't
foresee you being a big
back vaccination guy oh no i am oh really yeah yeah yeah i love science okay i
can't get a read on
it i'm built i'm built i'm built for the vaccine the va i my body takes science
so well it's like having
a conversation with a shark those eyes
they're deep and shallow at the same time hey dommer why don't you pull it back
20 a lot of times if i
really need to get something out i stare at his eyebrows so that i don't get
lost in this
fucking evil look because they're like tar pits yeah halfway through i just go
what what's the matter
he goes nothing i'm just listening to you yeah i'm like you don't listen like
that there's something
wrong talk about it what did i do just let me know no i like to look through
people yeah you do man
that's why girls walk backwards i'm gonna leave
do you want to split the check oh my god don't worry i got it i don't want
things to be weird about
money yeah dinner's no i don't stare i don't stare at people
even that was what what i don't stare at people yeah i think you just get lost
in your own thoughts
this is the most i've noticed this by the way what how crazy you are yeah yeah
well the weekly
podcast is really opening up a box now that i'm forced to talk every week it's
really spilling out
somebody commented like i'm really i think it was on like the post that i post
like i the of your clip
and they were like man i'm really seeing a really legit psychopath yeah yeah
his takes are so
wild it costs it's the beauty of your your show you're asking questions it's
immediate content
you're always going to come up with different perspectives everything hollywood
over here all
the time man that was a nice little that was a nice little elevator pitch every
every yeah
everything in contact that's what the people want there's always two minutes
and 45 grand
it'll be my tree yeah no splitsies Tommy loves pitching and positioning there
he was bombing an
audition right was it was the audition in london or here no it was here it was
in one of these
i can't believe they gave you eight takes at it
talented boy they're like his face says he should be an actor yeah