Name: Joe List ALWAYS returns his SHOPPING CART - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
Uploaded: 2022-04-19T20:07:29.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe List ALWAYS returns his SHOPPING CART - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-19. Transcript available.

Are you garbage all right this is from below what you obviously you live in the
city now but like if you were home or when you lived in the suburbs what's
your shopping cart etiquette do you leave it where it is or do you return it
to the little corral there no I'm a big return I see I feel like I'm not
garbage
I'm a very consistent if I'm garbage I'm a considerate piece of garbage but
well
that's just being a dick really there's a difference between you know flicking
water on your microwave pizza and leaving the cart out for someone else to
go get you can't leave it in the parking lot no you gotta return it what if
there's a couple around there's a couple if you join it with a couple maybe if
it's like the fourth I think maybe no yeah I will I was a I was a former cart
wrangler shout out to acne in Newtown Pennsylvania embarrassing this was last
summer I was in the Union too by the way were you really yeah you're joking I
they make you join the Teamsters oh there's the Teamsters fucking are the cart
guys yeah all like I like retail workers or I don't know something I had a
jacket
local local 519 I didn't see them in the Irish man
yeah we got the cart guys here that's hilarious it's just a fat me and a boom I
heard you move
carts yes sir I do I do move carts
yeah you gotta return it it's a dickhead move to not return it yeah well the
good ones by the way have
those things out in the parking lot yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't like that I don't
in the biz we call them the corrals really yeah are you a grocery store guy do
you guys go to the store
I go to the grocery store all the time because I buy you know soup I gotta I
get my soup I don't I never
have food in the house I go and buy it and then carry it home and then eat it
and then that's it
that's it that's such a New York thing you don't plan for a couple days ahead
it's usually now a
little bit maybe some I'll get a couple frozen dishes but get a large pizza
yeah a couple things
like that but not really is it all stuff like that is it all pre-made food or
is it do you do you
ever cook yourself do you ever get like some broccoli and some chicken and some
this and some
that and go home and make the meal no never I make a smoothies I get spinach
and blueberry and
you know I put some oats in there almond milk but I never really cook ever no I'm
a piece of shit
when it comes to food what's your soup what's your brand what do you go through
Campbell's chicken
noodle this guy's fucking right up the middle I put it in a bowl and then I
microwave it I flick
water you're buying canned Campbell's yeah no good holy shit it's a fucking the
20s or something like
that I think it's a nice soup I think it's a nice soup Amy makes a nice soup as
well yeah
low sodium chunky I'll give you a junkie fuck Amy Amy's the kind Amy does Amy
snaps at fucking comedy
shows she's Amy's cleaning the fuck up I'll tell you that she's doing okay yeah
Amy's does all right
she makes a cream of mushroom soup that's fantastic maybe I'll check it out but
Campbell's wow yeah
it's old school well I am a camp my mother's a Campbell that's my family is the
Campbell clan
that's dirtbag thing to make that connection to be like well it's my last name
technically so
yeah but not connected to the family no no we have no I don't want to make it
seem like we're doing
well if we had chicken noodle money it wouldn't be doing this show oh I would
love that
all right another in the since we're in the world this is from the other side
do you eat in bed
no no no I've never had I don't have uh I eat my wife out occasionally
birthdays and Easter Sunday
or whatever but usually in the kitchen though it's straight yeah no I never I've
never had a tv in my
bedroom in my whole life well no for a year I did because I lived I had three
roommates so it was like
a little room yeah but um no I don't we don't have a tv like I would the only
way to eat in bed would
be if you're watching tv be psychotic if you were eating in bed yeah yeah just
like just get the
plates and head into the bedroom yeah so if I had maybe I would if I had a tv
in the bedroom but no
I've never done that hmm I think I'm killing it by the way I feel like you're
doing so not
yeah you're doing better than your first your first episode I mean you were
talking about storming
the field when you were 23. I appreciate that not having a tv in the bedroom
though what is that
for I think that's garbage to not have a tv I don't know I don't have a tv at
all that's we're tv-less
tablets and computers as the manifesto card that's embarrassing so what do you
do when you go to bed
do you guys watch it watch something on your phones no I leave I started
recently I'm trying to be
like a superior human being here I'm trying to really be something so I'm
leaving my phone
in the other room and I'll do a little light reading but uh Sarah watches tiktok
in bed but
I try to have no electronics in the bedroom other than a vibrator obviously