Name: Mark Normand went to CHURCH with a DIFFERENT FAMILY - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark Normand went to CHURCH with a DIFFERENT FAMILY - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-03. Transcript available.

are you garbage have you or a family member ever been thrown out of a little
league sporting event
for arguing a call with the ref or the ump oh see once again my parents didn't
put me in sports
and if they did they wouldn't have come to the game really yeah they were
distant huh
very distant i never i think i did judo once but i think i did it once and uh i
got the gi i said
hello i met the kids i got kicked on the balls and we never went back so your
parents didn't sign
you up for little league or nothing like that nothing did you express interest
in it well i liked
fucking around i like playing and stuff but uh sports never no religion no
sports no hugs that
was their motto sounds like a warm house yeah it was yikes it was waspy it was
uh it was cold in there
like the cosby's over there geez yeah yeah well cosby at least you know put me
to bed i give you a
drink yeah so yeah i went to little league games i went with friends i would go
to church with my
friends because it was something really yeah you know you wake up on a sleepover
on sunday the mom's
like we're going to church and i was like i'll go what's church like we were
you know big atheists so
were you jealous not jealous but were you in awe of other like family
completely in awe wow especially
the suburbs see that makes me feel so bad well it was fine but it was just a
new world like i lived in
the inner city and so these kids were throwing their bikes on the lawn the mom
comes out with
orange slices the dad's like working on the carburetor or some shit or he's
grilling i was like
this is bananas yeah and they'd go to church come back have lunch or whatever
yeah we'd go to like
water parks and picnics and yeah i learned a lot just from going out with
friends like this is normal
this is what normal is did you have the house where you would have your friends
over or were you
purely kind of most of the time out at other people's places see my friends
liked my house
because we were free it was completely independent there was no supervision and
it was a big weird
you know haunted house mansion so we were running up and down we'd skateboard
in the front parlor
and you know we're going under the house with flashlights and yeah so it's fun
uh we could drink and
stuff but you know going to their house was fun for me because let's say it's a
summer me and kevin
come over we're all the same age we're in the backyard we're goofing around
your mom coming out hey do you
guys want this you want some lunch you want something like that are these guys
staying for dinner do you
guys want to sleep over anything like that or no well i mean she was nice they're
nice they're nice
people but my mom was you know rubbing one out to john luke picard on the next
generation and my dad's
doing taxes he's got a green visor on he's pulling the lever so we were we'd
camp in the backyard we'd
make food we have a little fire going in the backyard that's pretty cool it's
like stand by me it was
yeah we saw a dead body you know but each on my balls so it went both ways you
know like i told my
parents i'm doing i'm gonna try to go and stand up i'm moving to new york they
were like all right
jesus so there's perks to it too yeah no i got you yeah there was always that
one family though that
did it a little bit better and of course you were you know it was nice yeah
sister was hot
yeah it was americana yeah i'll tell you what my parents didn't do it great
they did it fantastic
did your parents fight in front of you in front of me personally or my friends
well in front of you
or just fight and in general my parents never fucked they were too distant so
that i never had i
see my friends parents like oh fuck you pam i'm you're lucky i'm still here
whatever and i was
like i was blown away you don't know i didn't do that in front of other kids
never yeah we were
oppressed irish family but if it was a sunday and shits popped off and the
fucking windows were closed
right yeah it got it got hot yeah but my dad was always big on never
embarrassing the family out in
public like that's like that's real poor people yeah we don't have much but we
can not be we cannot be
animals like the person next to us right right we can keep up appearances while
we're here so many
family parties that we would go to with you know there'd be you know five
different families there'd
be all kids my age and everybody's just running around like animals sure kids
we'd be told don't
be fucking running around in here don't be running through these people's
houses and then if you
forgot about that he'd be sitting there with a fucking you know with a beer in
his hand you run by the
kitchen table and he'd fucking grab it where i'd fucking tell you we're running
in the house it was
it was all very very quiet yeah very quiet argument shut up don't say anything
you know what i mean yeah
all that and it was scary that scared the out of you my uncle was the king of
it i remember one time
my uncle he was even worse than my pop but my my cousin was running through the
house one time and
like he ran around a corner my uncle was standing and he grabbed him he's like
you keep running this
house i'm gonna beat you till you bleed i remember i just remember i put down
my shirley temple and
called a cam thanks for having me i'll be back at the house check please oh i
just love the idea hello
united cab i got a real live one here you guys ever run away