Name: Tommy Pope LOVES to Riot - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
Uploaded: 2022-05-17T20:10:04.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tommy Pope LOVES to Riot - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-17. Transcript available.

are you garbage the thing about like how trashy Philly is we were in the
Phillies riot and randomly saw another group of my buddies yeah who was like up
kind of on a telephone pole kind of not whatever yeah and we couldn't get there
and I was like yo that's my boy and everybody's like oh shit you know him I'm
like yeah they're like and then like they just let us go because they were
like oh they're friends they got to get back together like everybody was so
polite during the riot 100% yeah I went to the parade and some you know the
cement blocks that are over top of a gas station wait what it protects you've
already admit you've already confessed the three crimes so far so what are you
about they made a chain that pulled people up so they pulled this up to the
top cement so you can get a look at the parade coming through Broad Street wait
on top of them on top of the cement block that that protects for weather
yeah so like the roof of the outside yeah I've never heard a roof referred to
as
cement blocks you could just a cement square okay then we're doing key bumps
you're talking about you couldn't help it could you no I can tell you how no no
no
I'm just saying they're there they walked over they let us up it was nice then
we
could almost got it we're like high level with the fucking firetrucks and shit
whatever they were using oh god that's so funny you like that Donnie yeah you
see
the fucking firetruck right there you want to see helicopters yeah you know I'm
like
dad they're right there I can touch them he's like shut up give me coke
I go get me a bag guys Paul for some more that was such a real name Paul nobody
hangs out with a Paul unless he's got a connect true Paul ain't getting a desk
job Paul knows his way around a weed whacker or coke Paul has a lot of keys on
him for
some reason doesn't drive all right this one's from Facebook this was a home
run from fucking
Facebook this is from Scott is it garbage to leave your shoes in the hallway
outside your
apartment door you know I'm I'm biased on this okay because this quarantine it's
been a new I I
take them off as soon as you get in but I never used to be a shoeless family I
used to look at you
know you were shoes in the house growing up yeah yeah no I'm not like we carpet
so we take them off
not bad it wasn't illegal it wasn't like you know sure yeah it wasn't Tommy
take your shoes yeah no
wasn't any of that but my father as soon as he woke up he I've never seen my
feds my dad's team
his what his feet I've never seen his dad's feet that's I swear to God he's his
shoes as soon as
he gets up it's it's a it's a white trash thing where you feel like you got to
get moving what
kind of shoes is he rocking oh fucking serial killer fours
the motherfucker's never had a color on a foot
he looks like he's about to clean a fucking cafeteria yeah the air responsible
yes dude yeah and he goes it's crazy because you know now they're in like the
all-white chunky
fucking yeah but yeah they're cool yeah and and also like uh stonewashed Levi's
and shit so
every 10 years he's killing it every 10 years he's ahead of the game and he
wears denim on dental
I'm like pop this is you could go anywhere right now and look legit yeah he
could go to the public
but then like another five years goes by like take it easy killer check for
bloodstains
oh that's so fucking funny that's funny he puts his shoes on right away
no it is a tactic it's a white trash tactic because you feel like you you got
to get moving you got
to get moving yeah and also he did he set his alarm like three minutes before
he had to be at the
fucking docks
just one stop for a coffee and a paper he wasn't a slipper guy I take it
no no my god you've seen his mustache those guys don't wear fucking slippers
I know your dad yeah your dad's got a stash on him yeah your dad is blue his
blue collar as
it gets I feel he had a bypass surgery today so shout out pop shout out pop
quick healing or else
I'm shaving that fucking thing off put it in a glass cube next to Foley's
tongue
guys if you join the hundred dollar patreon you get tommy's dad's mustache and
Foley's tongue
oh god I'm sweating yeah what a good time this one's bananas