Name: Joe List NEVER had a BIG MAC - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe List NEVER had a BIG MAC - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-20. Transcript available.

Are you garbage?
It's embarrassing.
I haven't spent a lot on clothes either, obviously.
Do you eat in the car?
Will you eat in the car?
I will eat in the car every once in a while.
I love a road gig coming back, stopping at McDonald's and parking in the
parking lot and
eating.
That is fun.
What's your McDonald's order?
Double quarter pounder with cheese, ketchup only.
I don't like any of the shit.
Pickles, onions, nothing?
None of that.
That's nonsense.
I hate it.
Just cheese and ketchup.
Cheese and ketchup.
Beef, cheese, and bun, I say.
And then I handle my own ketchup.
It'll tell me how much ketchup.
I don't trust them.
And then a fry, and that's it.
And I'm off Coke.
I've been off Coke for about three years.
Really?
So just the agua.
Is that garbage?
Am I all right?
No, that's good.
It's all right.
Was there McNuggets thrown in there?
No McNugget.
I've never had a McNugget my whole life.
Whoa.
What?
I eat the same thing.
I'm very similar, yeah.
You've never had it.
I don't know if I trust you anymore, to be honest with you.
I only recently had McDonald's hash browns for the first time.
What?
That's something else.
Oh, man.
That really is.
Yo, this guy's a commie.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you insane?
We never did breakfast.
They're not going to let you in Texas.
What are you nuts?
This guy's reading The Daily Worker.
We were never.
Ned Tartikoff.
Maybe he's very well read.
Fucking hop zings.
Let's go.
Holy shit.
You never had a fucking McDonald's?
No, we never did breakfast.
We're not a breakfast fit.
My father still doesn't eat breakfast.
My father's gay.
I just watched that one.
Wait, what do you mean your dad doesn't eat breakfast?
He doesn't love breakfast.
He'll have like a bagel, but he waits.
I've never been a big breakfast guy either most of my life.
So you get up for school.
You're going to school.
What do you have in the morning?
I would do cereal.
Meatloaf or something like that?
I would do Frosted Flakes.
Frosted Flakes or Froot Loops.
All right, that's pretty good.
A couple bowls.
What kind of milk are you banging around with up there?
Whole milk?
Then it was whole milk, yeah.
Good stuff.
Exactly.
Straight from the teeth.
All right.
Your family wouldn't do McDonald's breakfast on a Saturday.
No.
You wouldn't get a big breakfast.
No.
With the sausage and the pancakes and a hash brown.
Not a teehee.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Never said ha.
Never said ha.
This is insane.
No, if we did breakfast, we'd go to maybe like an IHOP type of place or
something.
I'd get a big stack of waffles.
I never liked pancakes.
I'm a waffle guy.
Or French toast.
French toast.
Pancake stinks.
Get out of here with pancakes.
Pancakes at home are delicious.
I'll give you a...
The only problem with the waffles at a place is the shelf life on a waffle of
it being good.
It's about 0.3 seconds.
You got to get into it quickly.
You got to eat it in the kitchen.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Never had a hash brown.
But I like filling the cube with the butter and the syrup and really getting it
in there,
you know?
Oh, it's autism.
I got you.
No, I got problems.
For sure.
Never had...
What else have you never had?
Never had a McNugget?
No.
I mean, this is a lot.
You ever have a Big Mac?
Not really because I don't like all the shit.
So I do double quarter pounder.
I guess you could get a Big Mac plane.
Sure.
If you're a psychopath.
You do like a steak dinner?
I'll do steak.
Yeah.
Big steak.
Okay.
Steak, potato.
You ever had a Frosty?
No.
McDonald's...
Literally, the only things I've ever had at McDonald's are a double quarter
pounder
or a cheeseburger when I was a kid, when I was growing up, you know, and French
fries.
No filet of fish.
Never had a filet of fish.
No.
I'm eating over here.
Come on.
I love fish, but McDonald's fish?
Okay.
No.
Never had ice cream.
I've had, I guess, a soft serve maybe at some point.
What about a Whopper?
You ever had a Whopper?
I did a Whopper, but normally I just get a double cheeseburger at Burger King,
too.
Burger King stinks.
Yeah, Burger King kind of stinks.
When I was growing up, we were like, that was number one.
We were Burger King family.
Man.
Yeah.
The hash brown thing really threw me.
Yeah, sorry.
But I had one recently.
I'm back now.
People are just turning the special off right now.
They're like, well, I can't.
I can't support this.
What would you guys do for like a birthday?