Name: Will the REAL Mike Cannon Please STAND UP - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will the REAL Mike Cannon Please STAND UP - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-24. Transcript available.

are you garbage i remember one time was when like rap got big like jay-z dmx i
was in sixth grade
and i wrote all the lyrics uh to including all of oh yeah words on my desk in
pencil
and like he had saw me do he like let us do that like the original white kid
manifesto yeah
it was just like dma it was like you know stop drop open up shop whatever i was
a fucking
and he found it and was like what the fuck is this dude he's like you gotta
take this shit off right
i was like oh my bad i thought we were cool i thought we were fucking party
hard bro you're
smoking a blunt chill out man i was always like good enough to like i'll give
you a feature on my
next album play it cool uh that's another question i've asked before do you
know the lyrics to the
yeah oh yeah every one that was right and the whole soundtrack yeah that is uh
that's a top
three live movie experience of my life i saw it on i saw it on opening saturday
in a jam-packed movie
theater and it felt like we were in the shelter yeah like it would people were
just like oh like just
the energy of that and people literally like like vibing like this like in the
shelter and i'm just
like really just ready to go now some they'll tell these people something they
don't know about me
ah people went nuts it was ballistic yeah it was fucking awesome you ever seen
that movie dork
i saw it a little bit i didn't see the whole thing i don't think you didn't go
to the theater
no no i was like 38 when i came out get my fucking ass kicked what are you
talking about
walking i got a do-rag on getting the shit beat out of me wearing a baby blue
dude you and a do-rag would look sick he's got his own mom's spaghetti with him
i used to wear i wore one my best friend uh they all wore wave caps yeah right
and he had
it was my best friend rodney when i was growing up and he had an older brother
andre that was
literally the coolest fucking guy in that part of pennsylvania like that's how
fucking cool he was
he always had you know the coolest things first he was a great athlete he was
cool as shit and they
used to always wear wave caps on during the day when we'd be sitting there
playing nintendo and his
cousin used to show up in the summer he was the coolest guy in south carolina
they were like just
two of the coolest dudes so i wanted to feel like them so the three of them
would be sitting there
with their wave caps on and i would put one on and they would be okay with it
but when their dad
came home he used to freak out they're like what's his fat wife what do we do i
swear to god he had
this caribbean actually we're like henry take that goddamn thing off your head
get in the car we're going to get pizza oh my god
that's awesome just chilling there playing excite bikes like what's up that is
the best yeah i uh i
got cornrows once when i was in college uh i went sandals would you go yeah
yeah every girl in high
school or whatever or kyle would come back with the braids with the beads yeah
this was uh not sandals
i had a classic identity crisis when like you know my family was like splitting
up all the
shit was going on at the same cornrows so i just like i went full the opposite
way i had all my
teammates were black from the city i immersed myself in that world i had like
at first i had the tape up
with the lineup i wore triple x long white t's with pele pele jeans they were
hot at the time white on
white air force ones we're talking about like 2004 yeah yeah exactly 2003 2004
yeah i even changed my uh
my like voice a little bit like it it took on an affect dude my friends were
coming home from college
like what happened to you dude what happened to you like my parents are
breaking up oh what's been going
on buddy how's school treating your mind mike and then the next year i grew my
hair out and uh this
girl gave me braids gave me cornrows wow yeah would you wear the headband with
the braids yeah i had
to wear the durag to sleep to keep it in and obviously my hair isn't built for
it and she was like
pulling it out trying to get as much of it out as possible and so it was the
most painful experience
of my life it was like dude it was crazy how much it hurt and then i'm doing
the like the
the the tap tap itch because everything's itching and if you itch it it pops
out like
fucking bed springs like that and one mixtape lied to me
you stink come on justin timberlake didn't look like this at the vmas
oh that's right yeah that was that time things were real wonky at that time
yeah early 2000s yes
yeah yeah i tried some things on some of that still needed to be straightened
out a little bit yeah
you're right i used to do the jersey with the matching fitted oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah all right
so mitchell and s was big so you're like huge you know huge yeah it was bad
there's a couple of bad
pics yeah floating around with a 59 50 new era flat brim cooking with the
stickers still
you stink man i would take the one off the top the circle 59 50 new errors i
would take that off but
you always left the hologram i'm not a fucking asshole i kept both i was a dual
sticker guy yeah
oh man hachi machi you