Name: Hotel Room 4 Cash w/ Stuff Island - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
Uploaded: 2022-06-10T21:56:34.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hotel Room 4 Cash w/ Stuff Island - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-10. Transcript available.

are you garbage all right let's do one more and wrap it up this has been a
heater what is this
three three questions four five maybe okay all right it's about 15 20 minutes
of questions yeah
yeah that's good yeah uh this is from lee ever book a hotel room with cash yeah
of course of
course you have yeah well i mean i didn't have any credit i know i still i mean
i just what did
you have to put down because that happened to me once i used to have to go to i
forget but i used
to have to go to um uh what's the uh the walmart not walmart what's the sears
shittiest walgreens
department store k-mart walworth yeah it was either k-mart or something but i
had to pay back a debt
uh using to clean up your credit to clean up my credit so i had to pay that
with cash as well
oh like everything was cash because i couldn't i couldn't i couldn't afford a
card you had to go
to a walmart to pay a bill you paid a bill in the store it was through this uh
what's the pay process
jesus christ i don't remember any of this it was like 15 20 years ago but yeah
i paid so i had to
pay in cash for for hotels and shit like if i want to take a girl a red roof in
after going to the
irish pub after winning a halloween contest that's what i did halloween contest
what was the outfit
or costume me and my boy were were tetris pieces really intense about halloween
for like three four
years jesus christ and uh we're in his parents basement it's so important when
you're like 24
yeah or whatever yeah yeah yeah it's like 20 for those years 20 21 22 23 your
identity for a little
thank you kevin start planning like thank you kevin yeah so uh this one year uh
we couldn't figure
out what we wanted to be and we're like fucking we used to go to davis's
trading post like and then
just like walk around find something and we go back to his parents uh basement
and we're just
fucking scratching our heads and he looks over and he's like i fucking got it
like dude i got it
and he i could sit i could tell he had a good one he looks behind the couch he
goes look and it's a
full-size white siberian tiger this is like two weeks maybe one week after siegfried
and roy got
bit oh it's a little poor taste we're gonna be siegfried and roy so we go to
davis's trading post
and we just get two um what are they paying you or something the fifth time you
mentioned davis's
trading post no it's the best place to go i don't know what it is either delco
delco heights will
understand it's like when my mom mentions the five and dime i'm like i don't
know what you're
talking about sequent one piece suits like elvis suits i get black he gets
white and the it's full
size tiger so he he's obviously the guy that gets bit so he ties the tiger
around it i i it would be
drag he was he's six four and then he gets a neck wound he's got all the things
all the accessories
that are fun i mean i just look like a fucking when he goes to the bathroom i'm
just i'm a gay
i'm a bg yes but the prize money was 700 700 hours so what they did was they
walked around there was
like a it's like whatever their hosts were no they uh judges they walk around
to or something they tap
you and they'd be like yeah you're in the top ten and then it was mob dude nuts
to butts you couldn't
fucking slide anywhere so we go in the back and they parade you around on top
of the bar in the
back they pick the top five the top five would stand on the bar and walk all
the way to the end of the
bar and the dude would put his hand over each one and crowd there was like 300
people it was my first
kill because by the time they got to us kill it was halloween at the irish no
dude let me tell you
how let me keep going let me tell you how keep going emotional this was he
started crying he was so
happy and laughing so hard they get to before they could even get to us we're
on the the fifth on the
end the entire place is chanting sigfried and roy sigfried and roy and then
they put on this like
this music he starts doing the fucking billy madison the pony dance down the
other end of the bar back
and forth and then we uh we met a couple ladies because you know yeah and then
i went to the red
roof in pay a little cash and had that was the worst next day uh what do you
call it walk of shame
a sequin suit coming out of the red roof with a bloody stuffed tiger no he had
the tiger we split ways
holy shit oh my god these two are crazy that's not a crazy story that's a fun
that's a good one
that's a good one that is a good one i like that one experience you had
that sounds enjoyable okay you having a good time yeah yeah i've never gotten
laid from a costume
before what were your halloween costumes and like this is a costume jesus
christ yeah i think i was the
dude one year who's the big lebowski from lebowski yeah yeah it's just his
neighbor dude i i've never
had a good costume again it's it's like it's not something to be proud of to be
honest yeah it's
like but we did i mean it was it was big that is a good costume man i like that