Name: Eating in the Grocery Store w/ Bert Kreischer - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
Uploaded: 2022-06-24T20:30:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eating in the Grocery Store w/ Bert Kreischer - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eating in the Grocery Store w/ Bert Kreischer - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-24. Transcript available.

Are you garbage?
How do you feel about the rotisserie chicken?
Fucking love it.
Yeah, we're so dang, baby.
I will not buy whole chickens and rotisserie them myself
because they're the same price.
For the same price, you can get it.
It's like a nickel.
You get a whole chicken.
You get a whole chicken.
Sitting in its juices for hours.
It's the greatest, oh, fuck.
You make chicken salad out of those?
How do you eat it?
You just fucking go.
Well, I quarter it immediately.
I go, I take poultry scissors.
Real quick, but let's be very real.
If we have a rotisserie chicken, I take the top off
and I pull off one thigh and leg and I eat the thigh and leg
very quickly, very quickly, with some El Yucateca hot sauce
mixed with ranch.
Okay, mixed with...
What color El Yucateca?
The triple X, the hottest one that makes you shit blood.
And where are you mixing it?
Are you having a ramekin or just on a plate?
On a plate, ranch, El Yucateca, mix them,
and I will do one thigh, one leg.
Then I'll cut up, I'll take scissors, cut the breasts up,
and I cut the breasts in Jamaican chunks,
you know where they just slice?
Just like, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk.
They just cut.
Jamaicans will just cut.
Loose, rough.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do that, and I will eat a half a chicken standing over it
when we get it back from the grocery store.
I'm at the counter.
You're going.
That's like a bag of chips.
At the counter.
I love rotisserie chicken.
So good.
If you bring one home, you need to bring two home
knowing that I'm going to take that first one down.
Love it.
Love it.
I assume you're a big eat the groceries when they get back.
On a Saturday, it's nice.
We talk about fresh lunch meat all the time.
A fresh sandwich, a fresh turkey and cheese or whatever
on a nice roll.
I'm an eat the groceries in the store kind of guy, too.
Or do you walk up with an empty wrapper like,
hey, I had this loaf of bread or whatever?
Yeah.
That's so tragic.
Hey, you're all out of grapes.
Supply chain issues, I guess, huh?
The first time I ate fruit, I ate fruit.
These cheeses are open.
I ate fruit, and then I brought it up,
and I'd eaten half of it, like cherries.
I had to eat cherries all the time.
It's all pits and shit.
And then this woman's like,
I don't know how many you've eaten.
You're going to have to get on the scale, sir.
I don't know how many you ate.
And I was like, all right, a bunch.
She goes, you just ate a bunch,
but you haven't paid for them.
Yeah, you can't eat by weight shit.
Yeah, I was eating cherries
and just spitting them in the thing.
And she was like, well, how many did you eat?
And I was like, a lot.
I don't know.
But we used to do that with bread.
They'd bring La Brea Breaker.
We'd bring over bread, and I'd get my daughters,
and I'd rip it in half,
and they'd just stick their arms in the bread
with a stick of butter,
just going fucking butter to bread, butter to bread.
In the fucking-
They're backing it.
He's lost.
The Gelsons.
The Gelsons.
Right before the pandemic,
the Gelsons across the street from my old house,
it opened a wine bar in it.
And so you could go in.
I would go, I love this more than anything.
Walking in around sunset,
going to the wine bar,
having a glass of wine,
then doing a little bit of grocery shopping,
then coming back,
having another glass of wine,
then doing a little grocery shopping.
It's the most perfect thing ever.
Coming back, having another glass of wine,
and then buying a bottle of wine from them
and going home and being like,
I got groceries.
Fucking hammered.
It was the fucking greatest.
I ate half of them, but still.
Dude, I was-
There's some cherry pits in there.
I hate to pay for the house.
I mean, at one point,
I had stepped it up,
and I would take a vape pen,
and all of a sudden,
I'm getting fucking-
Yeah, you're partying.
Club hammered.
Like, club hammered at a grocery store,
coming back with the weirdest shit.
I'm like,
hey, we're making matzo ball soup tonight.
She's like,
fuck what's matzo ball soup.
It's August.
I would get some weird purchases back then.
Oh, my God.
This guy's fucking out of his mind.
Whew.
Um, hmm.
Will you put gum under the table?
Oh, yeah.
Will you eat gum from under the table?
He's like a goat.
No, I-
Look over.
He's chewing the can.
Gum under the-
Get off the couch.
Gum under the tables.
Should be understood.
The one of the worst ones,
and this is one
Segura makes fun of me for the most,
was Leanne and I,
when we first moved in together,
we lived in this apartment downstairs,
and then we moved to the big apartment upstairs.
That night,
Segura and Christina came over for dinner
in our new apartment,
and we had moved our-
we had moved our dining room-
our coffee table upstairs,
and as we were moving it upstairs,
we lifted it,
and we flipped it upside down
to carry it,
and underneath,
I had been taping my toenails.
Taping them?
I would cut my toenails,
and then instead of throwing them away,
I'd grab tape,
and I'd tape them,
and then I'd tape them under the thing.
Thinking one day,
so like,
my goal was one day,
we'll see this and we'll laugh, right?
And then I got to be there the day Leanne saw it,
and I got to see the look on her face,
and I could not stop laughing
at the look on her face of like,
oh, I forgot I did that for both of us,
so that we could both see it.
And she told it to Tom that night,
and he looked at me
like I was a fucking wild animal.
Yeah.
I'm kind of looking at you like that.
That's insane.
You're taping your toenails
to the bottom of the table,
and I was like, yeah.
Taking the time to tape the toenails.
It's one thing to like,
flick it behind the couch.
Oh, I do that with,
with, with, um,
Q-tips.
Q-tips?
Q-tips, I put them on the door jams,
and no one can reach them,
so I,
and no one in my house
can reach the door jams.
So where's that pay,
where's the payoff on that joke?
They're just all,
every door jam has a fucking set of Q-tips.
30 years from now,
we're gonna have a real big laugh.
Yeah.
And I'm dead and gone,
and you guys go to move,
those new owners are gonna laugh.
Uh, that's great.
Where do you,
all right, if you're in your car,
you know,
and you pick your nose,
where's that going?
In my mouth.
Whoa!
In my mouth.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we interrupt this broadcast.
Holy shit.
Did you just admit
to being a booger eater?
I still, to this day,
if I get a good one,
I get excited.
Are we gonna have to cut this?
Yeah, don't be,
don't be giving out stuff
that you're gonna make us cut later on.
Leanne will fucking get so mad at me,
she'll be like,
did you just eat a fucking booger?
You'll do it with your wife in the car?
Ask by yourself.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck.
What's the difference
between this and that?
Oh, I mean.
Have you ever snorted
and you get a chunk of booger
in your mouth?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's the same fucking thing.
It's called society.
Yeah, right?
There's rules, dude.
He's got his pants on them.
This kid's bonkers.
I'm Jonathan Living Siegel.
Jesus.
That I've read.
Holy shit.
In the mouth.
Wow.
And I don't give a fuck.
I wipe from the front
and I eat boogers.
I don't give a fuck.
I wiped from the front
for a long time.
You switched?
Yeah.
Wait, what do you mean
from the front?
Go in between.
Yeah, I do that.
I think.
Well, you'd know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Go to wipe your ass.
I think I go in from the front.
Yeah, I go from the front.
Yeah, go catch her.
And when I go catch her.
Dude, throw the signs.
When I've said it on stage at times
where I've talked about wiping my ass
and, oh, because right now I'm at the,
right now I'm at the cusp weight 255
of whether or not you're too fat
to wipe your ass.
I'm crossing that bridge now.
Yeah, and so when you get there.
You're way bigger than 255.
I don't know why.
Oh, no, I didn't mean that.
I wasn't trying to misrepresent myself.
I guess it's a personal weight
for each person.
I was weighted to trainers today.
I'm 403.
I admit that.
I meant it's starting to become a problem.
Wow, that's like on Patreon.
You just dropped 403?
It's starting to become an issue back there.
So you've gained 13 pounds
in the weight loss challenge?
Good to know.
The Vegas odds were 20,
so I'm doing okay.
Hey, I made out like a bandit regardless.
But I found a solution for it.
A reacher?
No.
What, hiring somebody?
No.
Is that what this guy does?
Picked him up at the Sky Lounge.
You get a stick.
I guess Big Pun had a stick
that he'd wipe his ass with.
I picture one of those things
that like throw the tennis ball
for the dog.
That would be pretty good.
Yeah, something like that,
but with the claw.
My girlfriend's going to be really upset
when she hears this.
Oh, I love this.
So we have, you know,
a detachable shower hose.
So I've created
what I call
the American bidet.
Which is?
I do my business.
Shit's in a shower, I think.
I do my business.
I flush it
so no one sees
that there is no toilet paper in there.
And I get in the shower
and I squat down
and I put it on the massage
and I blast it out.
Well, you know,
Hello Tushy
has a great option.
Yeah?
Installs in under eight minutes.
Believe that.
Don't need any electricity.
This fucking guy.
There better be one in that bag.
He better be heading
to my apartment
to install one right now.
That's what you're dropping.
You got to pay
to play around here, Chrysler.
You got Hewlett's mattresses
out there too, Bert?
What the fuck?
Toby, give me my athletic greens
right now.
My athletic greens.
Give me my AG1.
These Muggsy jeans
are comfortable.
I'm stuffing blue shoes
down my mouth.
That's coinbase.com, folks.
I think I could use some therapy.
Betterhelp.com.
Promo code garbage.
That one I'll get behind.
Folks, are you shitting in the shower?
Are you a fair piece of shit?
Segura was the first person
that turned me on to bidets.
I've used them in Europe.
They're fantastic.
I have a backless toilet
so I can't get one.
A tankless toilet.
I have a city tankless toilet.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
The fucking bidet
is a game changer.
I know, I know.
I get it going so hard
it breaks the O-ring.
On your butt?
I like it to go in a little bit
and stir things up.
I like it nice and clean back there.
As fat as I am, I do.
And I even sometimes
if I don't have time
to take a shower
in my home toilet,
I want that on record,
in my home toilet,
I will poop,
I will flush,
and then as I go in
to wipe my butt,
I'll let the toilet paper
hit a little bit of water
and then I'll do it like that.
Really?
Yeah, get a little wet wash on there.
That brings up a question.
If you're in a public restroom,
right?
I love it.
I'm already excited.
And you gotta poop.
It's an away game.
You know, not ideal,
but you gotta do it.
How are you cleaning that toilet seat?
What's your procedure?
I say you're not doing anything.
You're barebacking it.
He's eating boogers!
What are you talking about?
So, for the most part,
I was a big toilet seat cover guy.
Like the cowboy hat.
You can't get the spread, though.
They don't go that far.
You gotta rip the front
and then kinda,
you gotta piece work.
I had an incident
with one of them one time
where I,
long flight,
I take a shit at the airport,
long flight,
get home,
wake up the next morning naked,
and my wife's like,
did you take a shit
at the airport yesterday?
I was like,
I did.
There's a flight attendant in there.
She was like,
that paper toilet seat cover
was still there.
In your underwear.
I had,
I don't wear underwear.
So, I had taken
a shit on it.
I'd sat for so long,
it became one with me.
That's my biggest fear.
I put my pants on over it.
I sat on it
for a five hour fucking flight.
I then,
I then went to sleep in it
and then got up
and it was still there
and Liam was like,
holy fucking shit.
Like a Kraft single.
So, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now it's kind of like,
now I'm kind of like,
I don't think,
I don't think you need
to do anything.
I'll look for piss,
but.
If it's dry.
Like, yeah,
you got to make sure it's dry.
Now, here's a question for you.
If you sit down
in a toilet seat
and it's warm,
does it get,
does it.
Just happened to me yesterday
in the bathroom here.
Love it.
And I'm pretty sure
it was Toby,
which bothered me
as I was pooping.
Yeah, if you know the person.
I was just mind over matter.
It's a strip.
It's anonymous.
It's okay.
I'm like,
what one did he choose?
And I thought I chose right,
but I sat down,
it was warm.
And I'm like,
ugh.
I picked the wrong one.
Yeah.
But I was already in there.
He'll dump,
he'll take toilet paper,
put it in the water,
wipe the seat.
You're eating boogers, dude.
Hold on.
You got a loose toothbrush
in your pocket.
You're eating boogers, man.
No, no, no, no.
What you're doing
is way worse.
What you're doing
is way fucking worse.
It's insane.
It's way worse, dude.
It's insane.
Way worse.
Builds up the immune system.
Dude, he's doing that
mid-pandemic.
He's just raw-dogging it
into a toilet.
Were you raised
by fucking paupers?
Were your parents
train jumpers?
What the fuck?
Going town to town,
pooping in other people's bathroom.
No, no.
This is how we do it.
This is how we do it.
Insane.

Eating in the Grocery Store w/ Bert Kreischer - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip

Are you garbage?
How do you feel about the rotisserie chicken?
Fucking love it.
Yeah, we're so dang, baby.
I will not buy whole chickens and rotisserie them myself
because they're the same price.
For the same price, you can get it.
It's like a nickel.
You get a whole chicken.
You get a whole chicken.
Sitting in its juices for hours.
It's the greatest, oh, fuck.
You make chicken salad out of those?
How do you eat it?
You just fucking go.
Well, I quarter it immediately.
I go, I take poultry scissors.
Real quick, but let's be very real.
If we have a rotisserie chicken, I take the top off
and I pull off one thigh and leg and I eat the thigh and leg
very quickly, very quickly, with some El Yucateca hot sauce
mixed with ranch.
Okay, mixed with...
What color El Yucateca?
The triple X, the hottest one that makes you shit blood.
And where are you mixing it?
Are you having a ramekin or just on a plate?
On a plate, ranch, El Yucateca, mix them,
and I will do one thigh, one leg.
Then I'll cut up, I'll take scissors, cut the breasts up,
and I cut the breasts in Jamaican chunks,
you know where they just slice?
Just like, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk.
They just cut.
Jamaicans will just cut.
Loose, rough.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do that, and I will eat a half a chicken standing over it
when we get it back from the grocery store.
I'm at the counter.
You're going.
That's like a bag of chips.
At the counter.
I love rotisserie chicken.
So good.
If you bring one home, you need to bring two home
knowing that I'm going to take that first one down.
Love it.
Love it.
I assume you're a big eat the groceries when they get back.
On a Saturday, it's nice.
We talk about fresh lunch meat all the time.
A fresh sandwich, a fresh turkey and cheese or whatever
on a nice roll.
I'm an eat the groceries in the store kind of guy, too.
Or do you walk up with an empty wrapper like,
hey, I had this loaf of bread or whatever?
Yeah.
That's so tragic.
Hey, you're all out of grapes.
Supply chain issues, I guess, huh?
The first time I ate fruit, I ate fruit.
These cheeses are open.
I ate fruit, and then I brought it up,
and I'd eaten half of it, like cherries.
I had to eat cherries all the time.
It's all pits and shit.
And then this woman's like,
I don't know how many you've eaten.
You're going to have to get on the scale, sir.
I don't know how many you ate.
And I was like, all right, a bunch.
She goes, you just ate a bunch,
but you haven't paid for them.
Yeah, you can't eat by weight shit.
Yeah, I was eating cherries
and just spitting them in the thing.
And she was like, well, how many did you eat?
And I was like, a lot.
I don't know.
But we used to do that with bread.
They'd bring La Brea Breaker.
We'd bring over bread, and I'd get my daughters,
and I'd rip it in half,
and they'd just stick their arms in the bread
with a stick of butter,
just going fucking butter to bread, butter to bread.
In the fucking-
They're backing it.
He's lost.
The Gelsons.
The Gelsons.
Right before the pandemic,
the Gelsons across the street from my old house,
it opened a wine bar in it.
And so you could go in.
I would go, I love this more than anything.
Walking in around sunset,
going to the wine bar,
having a glass of wine,
then doing a little bit of grocery shopping,
then coming back,
having another glass of wine,
then doing a little grocery shopping.
It's the most perfect thing ever.
Coming back, having another glass of wine,
and then buying a bottle of wine from them
and going home and being like,
I got groceries.
Fucking hammered.
It was the fucking greatest.
I ate half of them, but still.
Dude, I was-
There's some cherry pits in there.
I hate to pay for the house.
I mean, at one point,
I had stepped it up,
and I would take a vape pen,
and all of a sudden,
I'm getting fucking-
Yeah, you're partying.
Club hammered.
Like, club hammered at a grocery store,
coming back with the weirdest shit.
I'm like,
hey, we're making matzo ball soup tonight.
She's like,
fuck what's matzo ball soup.
It's August.
I would get some weird purchases back then.
Oh, my God.
This guy's fucking out of his mind.
Whew.
Um, hmm.
Will you put gum under the table?
Oh, yeah.
Will you eat gum from under the table?
He's like a goat.
No, I-
Look over.
He's chewing the can.
Gum under the-
Get off the couch.
Gum under the tables.
Should be understood.
The one of the worst ones,
and this is one
Segura makes fun of me for the most,
was Leanne and I,
when we first moved in together,
we lived in this apartment downstairs,
and then we moved to the big apartment upstairs.
That night,
Segura and Christina came over for dinner
in our new apartment,
and we had moved our-
we had moved our dining room-
our coffee table upstairs,
and as we were moving it upstairs,
we lifted it,
and we flipped it upside down
to carry it,
and underneath,
I had been taping my toenails.
Taping them?
I would cut my toenails,
and then instead of throwing them away,
I'd grab tape,
and I'd tape them,
and then I'd tape them under the thing.
Thinking one day,
so like,
my goal was one day,
we'll see this and we'll laugh, right?
And then I got to be there the day Leanne saw it,
and I got to see the look on her face,
and I could not stop laughing
at the look on her face of like,
oh, I forgot I did that for both of us,
so that we could both see it.
And she told it to Tom that night,
and he looked at me
like I was a fucking wild animal.
Yeah.
I'm kind of looking at you like that.
That's insane.
You're taping your toenails
to the bottom of the table,
and I was like, yeah.
Taking the time to tape the toenails.
It's one thing to like,
flick it behind the couch.
Oh, I do that with,
with, with, um,
Q-tips.
Q-tips?
Q-tips, I put them on the door jams,
and no one can reach them,
so I,
and no one in my house
can reach the door jams.
So where's that pay,
where's the payoff on that joke?
They're just all,
every door jam has a fucking set of Q-tips.
30 years from now,
we're gonna have a real big laugh.
Yeah.
And I'm dead and gone,
and you guys go to move,
those new owners are gonna laugh.
Uh, that's great.
Where do you,
all right, if you're in your car,
you know,
and you pick your nose,
where's that going?
In my mouth.
Whoa!
In my mouth.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we interrupt this broadcast.
Holy shit.
Did you just admit
to being a booger eater?
I still, to this day,
if I get a good one,
I get excited.
Are we gonna have to cut this?
Yeah, don't be,
don't be giving out stuff
that you're gonna make us cut later on.
Leanne will fucking get so mad at me,
she'll be like,
did you just eat a fucking booger?
You'll do it with your wife in the car?
Ask by yourself.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck.
What's the difference
between this and that?
Oh, I mean.
Have you ever snorted
and you get a chunk of booger
in your mouth?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's the same fucking thing.
It's called society.
Yeah, right?
There's rules, dude.
He's got his pants on them.
This kid's bonkers.
I'm Jonathan Living Siegel.
Jesus.
That I've read.
Holy shit.
In the mouth.
Wow.
And I don't give a fuck.
I wipe from the front
and I eat boogers.
I don't give a fuck.
I wiped from the front
for a long time.
You switched?
Yeah.
Wait, what do you mean
from the front?
Go in between.
Yeah, I do that.
I think.
Well, you'd know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Go to wipe your ass.
I think I go in from the front.
Yeah, I go from the front.
Yeah, go catch her.
And when I go catch her.
Dude, throw the signs.
When I've said it on stage at times
where I've talked about wiping my ass
and, oh, because right now I'm at the,
right now I'm at the cusp weight 255
of whether or not you're too fat
to wipe your ass.
I'm crossing that bridge now.
Yeah, and so when you get there.
You're way bigger than 255.
I don't know why.
Oh, no, I didn't mean that.
I wasn't trying to misrepresent myself.
I guess it's a personal weight
for each person.
I was weighted to trainers today.
I'm 403.
I admit that.
I meant it's starting to become a problem.
Wow, that's like on Patreon.
You just dropped 403?
It's starting to become an issue back there.
So you've gained 13 pounds
in the weight loss challenge?
Good to know.
The Vegas odds were 20,
so I'm doing okay.
Hey, I made out like a bandit regardless.
But I found a solution for it.
A reacher?
No.
What, hiring somebody?
No.
Is that what this guy does?
Picked him up at the Sky Lounge.
You get a stick.
I guess Big Pun had a stick
that he'd wipe his ass with.
I picture one of those things
that like throw the tennis ball
for the dog.
That would be pretty good.
Yeah, something like that,
but with the claw.
My girlfriend's going to be really upset
when she hears this.
Oh, I love this.
So we have, you know,
a detachable shower hose.
So I've created
what I call
the American bidet.
Which is?
I do my business.
Shit's in a shower, I think.
I do my business.
I flush it
so no one sees
that there is no toilet paper in there.
And I get in the shower
and I squat down
and I put it on the massage
and I blast it out.
Well, you know,
Hello Tushy
has a great option.
Yeah?
Installs in under eight minutes.
Believe that.
Don't need any electricity.
This fucking guy.
There better be one in that bag.
He better be heading
to my apartment
to install one right now.
That's what you're dropping.
You got to pay
to play around here, Chrysler.
You got Hewlett's mattresses
out there too, Bert?
What the fuck?
Toby, give me my athletic greens
right now.
My athletic greens.
Give me my AG1.
These Muggsy jeans
are comfortable.
I'm stuffing blue shoes
down my mouth.
That's coinbase.com, folks.
I think I could use some therapy.
Betterhelp.com.
Promo code garbage.
That one I'll get behind.
Folks, are you shitting in the shower?
Are you a fair piece of shit?
Segura was the first person
that turned me on to bidets.
I've used them in Europe.
They're fantastic.
I have a backless toilet
so I can't get one.
A tankless toilet.
I have a city tankless toilet.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
The fucking bidet
is a game changer.
I know, I know.
I get it going so hard
it breaks the O-ring.
On your butt?
I like it to go in a little bit
and stir things up.
I like it nice and clean back there.
As fat as I am, I do.
And I even sometimes
if I don't have time
to take a shower
in my home toilet,
I want that on record,
in my home toilet,
I will poop,
I will flush,
and then as I go in
to wipe my butt,
I'll let the toilet paper
hit a little bit of water
and then I'll do it like that.
Really?
Yeah, get a little wet wash on there.
That brings up a question.
If you're in a public restroom,
right?
I love it.
I'm already excited.
And you gotta poop.
It's an away game.
You know, not ideal,
but you gotta do it.
How are you cleaning that toilet seat?
What's your procedure?
I say you're not doing anything.
You're barebacking it.
He's eating boogers!
What are you talking about?
So, for the most part,
I was a big toilet seat cover guy.
Like the cowboy hat.
You can't get the spread, though.
They don't go that far.
You gotta rip the front
and then kinda,
you gotta piece work.
I had an incident
with one of them one time
where I,
long flight,
I take a shit at the airport,
long flight,
get home,
wake up the next morning naked,
and my wife's like,
did you take a shit
at the airport yesterday?
I was like,
I did.
There's a flight attendant in there.
She was like,
that paper toilet seat cover
was still there.
In your underwear.
I had,
I don't wear underwear.
So, I had taken
a shit on it.
I'd sat for so long,
it became one with me.
That's my biggest fear.
I put my pants on over it.
I sat on it
for a five hour fucking flight.
I then,
I then went to sleep in it
and then got up
and it was still there
and Liam was like,
holy fucking shit.
Like a Kraft single.
So, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now it's kind of like,
now I'm kind of like,
I don't think,
I don't think you need
to do anything.
I'll look for piss,
but.
If it's dry.
Like, yeah,
you got to make sure it's dry.
Now, here's a question for you.
If you sit down
in a toilet seat
and it's warm,
does it g